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stories. ;_;
Kagome's Wish
Chapter Three-You Make My Anger Hit The Roof
By: inuyashasgirl789
Kagome rolled over in her bed, groaning softly as the bed made a tiny squeak. She opened her eyes in fatigue, but closed them again due to her tiredness. Then, she peeked one eye open and tried to stare at her alarm clock.
'4:37' it read and she moaned.
It was Saturday right? Yes it was...time to catch more beauty sleep...
She closed her eyes again, snuggled into her covers and sighed happily. Saturdays were the best...no school...no teachers...
No Inuyasha.
She grinned to herself at that thought and soon enough, drifted off into another sweet dream.
*~*~*While...
Two shapes of two people materialized from the pale darkness. One of the two frames held a determined look while the other looked slack with exhaustion.
"Inuyasha..." the tired one mumbled. "You're an idiot."
"Shut up, Miroku! You'll wake up the neighborhood!" Inuyasha hissed and received a glare from Miroku. "It's payback time!"
"She's a girl, Inuyasha. Cut her some slack! I need my sleep too," Miroku growled and rubbed at the bags under his eyes.
"Too late to turn back Miroku. We go on with my plan or else I'll tell the whole world you sleep with your teddy bear, Huggy!"
"Just shut up, Inuyasha. I'll do it," Miroku sighed in defeat, not wanting anybody to find out about...Huggy. "But if Kagome finds out, you're on your own buddy. I would LIKE to keep my head on my shoulder, thank you very much."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and realized, that with them arguing, they had already arrived at Kagome's house.
"Come on, Miroku. Let's do it," Inuyasha mumbled and took something out of a large bag.
Miroku gave him a disapproving glare, but took something out too anyway.
Inuyasha stared at the house with all it's windows closed and he grinned evilly.
'This is payback, Higurashi!'
*~*~*
Several hours later, Kagome awoke due to a scream issuing throughout the whole neighborhood. She looked around her room, noticing the clock read '9:03,' but the whole room was dark.
Now this was strange.
She swore that she had left the curtains open. She stared at the window and noticed that something was stuck on the outside, blocking every single beam of light from entering.
She quickly pulled on a bathrobe, put on some slippers and rushed downstairs. She looked around once she was down and saw her mother collapsed on the front steps, staring up at their house.
"Mom? What are you doing outside?" Kagome asked and rushed out.
Kagome stared down at her mother curiously. Mrs. Higurashi seemed to just keep on staring behind her daughter.
"Mom?" Kagome asked again.
Her mom finally shook a shaking finger behind Kagome and the girl turned around to stare up at her house.
She stared....
...And stared...
...And stared.
"KYAAAAAAAA!!!" she finally screamed and the birds from nearby trees shrieked in annoyance before taking off into the blue beyond. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
The front of their house was covered in whipped cream, making the shape of a naughty smile. One of the eyes was covering Kagome's window, thus causing no sunlight to enter. Tomatoes and toilet paper was littered all over the roof, making it look like the house had been attacked by a tomato and toilet paper monster.
Grandpa and Souta ran out of the house after hearing Kagome's mom and Kagome's scream and they too, could only stare at the handiwork of some brat.
Grandpa, who was holding a stick, waved it in the air and yelled out some unmentionable words to the house, while Souta had his ears covered by Mrs. Higurashi.
"We. Are. SO. Screwed..." Kagome whispered and ran back inside the house to call Sango.
Picking up the phone, she dialed Sango's number, waiting for Sango to answer while the phone rung.
"Moshi moshi," someone on the other line answered and Kagome instantly recognized it as Sango's.
"SANGO! SOMEONE VANDALIZED MY HOUSE! WAAAAH!" she screamed through the phone and Sango screamed back.
"Be quiet, Kagome! My ears are bursting! Now say it quieter!!" Sango screamed back and that seemed to knock some sense into Kagome.
Kagome took in a deep, ragged breath and started again. "Someone has covered my house with whipping cream, tomatoes and toilet paper. Someone sure did sabotage my house well!" she hissed and there was silence on the other side of the line.
"Do you have any idea who it is?" Sango asked quietly after the silence.
"One guess, Sango. I'll give you one guess," Kagome answered, frowning.
"You don't think?"
"Yes I do," Kagome said determinedly.
"But THEM? I can see why...but it might not have been them. Well...Inuyasha might...but Miroku? Okay...maybe Inuyasha. He's the most suspicious, but you STILL have no proof," Sango pointed out.
"I KNOW I have no proof. What CAN I do? I'll just have to clean it up," Kagome said and then blinked as if remembering something. "Umm...Sango?"
"Yes?" the voice asked.
"Could you help me clean up this mess?"
Silence.
"Please?!" Kagome begged.
Silence.
"Sangoooooo!" Kagome whined. "Please?!"
Grumbles were heard over the line.
"I'll treat you to an ice-cream?" Kagome volunteered.
*Grumble grumble* "Fine. You're so sad, Kagome," Sango sighed. "I'll be over in ten minutes."
"Thank you!" Kagome shrieked and they both hung up.
*~*~* Later...
Sango and Kagome were on the roof, picking pieces of toilet paper and tomato off the roof tiles. Kagome and Sango were grumbling stuff while Kagome's family was inside taking a break after they had cleaned up the yard and windows.
"If I see Inuyasha right now, I'll snap his neck in half," Kagome hissed loudly to Sango and Sango nodded while wiping the sweat off of her forehead.
"Snap whose neck in half?!" someone from the yard shouted up at them and the two girls stuck their neck over to stare at whoever was down on Kagome's yard.
Now. I'll give you ONE guess on this.
"Back to the scene of the crime!?" Kagome shouted out and pointed a finger at Inuyasha. "You are such an ass!"
"You've got no proof. Who said it was me?!" Inuyasha shouted back.
Sango and Miroku shrunk into the background as the two started their usual fighting and arguing. God...those two were a couple sent from hell.
"You're impossible! First you sabotage my house and then you come back to taunt me!" Kagome screamed and shook her fist at him. "I'll hurt you if I can!"
"Oooooo," Inuyasha said sarcastically. "I'm sooooo scared," he taunted and grinned up at her.
Kagome clenched her teeth and flames engulfed her form.
There was an "eep!" from Sango as she felt the electricity between the two.
Miroku, who had enough sense to see Kagome was about to hurt Inuyasha, pulled on Inuyasha's sleeves, earning himself a glare and a growl from the guy.
Miroku sighed and from out of nowhere, banished a piece of wood and bonked it on Inuyasha's head.
"Sorry girlies! See you Monday, Sango!" he said and then dragged the swirly- eyed Inuyasha down the street. Kagome's flames died down and she let out a sigh.
Sango saw Kagome's eyes suddenly turn sad and that drew a '?' in her head. Why would she be sad?!
Kagome turned away from Sango and continued to clean up her roof while muttering some incoherent words. Sango blinked, but kept quiet and went to the task at hand.
Kagome scurried around and found a piece of toilet paper before ripping it in half.
'Inuyasha...you jerk...'
Kagome's Wish
Chapter Three-You Make My Anger Hit The Roof
By: inuyashasgirl789
Kagome rolled over in her bed, groaning softly as the bed made a tiny squeak. She opened her eyes in fatigue, but closed them again due to her tiredness. Then, she peeked one eye open and tried to stare at her alarm clock.
'4:37' it read and she moaned.
It was Saturday right? Yes it was...time to catch more beauty sleep...
She closed her eyes again, snuggled into her covers and sighed happily. Saturdays were the best...no school...no teachers...
No Inuyasha.
She grinned to herself at that thought and soon enough, drifted off into another sweet dream.
*~*~*While...
Two shapes of two people materialized from the pale darkness. One of the two frames held a determined look while the other looked slack with exhaustion.
"Inuyasha..." the tired one mumbled. "You're an idiot."
"Shut up, Miroku! You'll wake up the neighborhood!" Inuyasha hissed and received a glare from Miroku. "It's payback time!"
"She's a girl, Inuyasha. Cut her some slack! I need my sleep too," Miroku growled and rubbed at the bags under his eyes.
"Too late to turn back Miroku. We go on with my plan or else I'll tell the whole world you sleep with your teddy bear, Huggy!"
"Just shut up, Inuyasha. I'll do it," Miroku sighed in defeat, not wanting anybody to find out about...Huggy. "But if Kagome finds out, you're on your own buddy. I would LIKE to keep my head on my shoulder, thank you very much."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and realized, that with them arguing, they had already arrived at Kagome's house.
"Come on, Miroku. Let's do it," Inuyasha mumbled and took something out of a large bag.
Miroku gave him a disapproving glare, but took something out too anyway.
Inuyasha stared at the house with all it's windows closed and he grinned evilly.
'This is payback, Higurashi!'
*~*~*
Several hours later, Kagome awoke due to a scream issuing throughout the whole neighborhood. She looked around her room, noticing the clock read '9:03,' but the whole room was dark.
Now this was strange.
She swore that she had left the curtains open. She stared at the window and noticed that something was stuck on the outside, blocking every single beam of light from entering.
She quickly pulled on a bathrobe, put on some slippers and rushed downstairs. She looked around once she was down and saw her mother collapsed on the front steps, staring up at their house.
"Mom? What are you doing outside?" Kagome asked and rushed out.
Kagome stared down at her mother curiously. Mrs. Higurashi seemed to just keep on staring behind her daughter.
"Mom?" Kagome asked again.
Her mom finally shook a shaking finger behind Kagome and the girl turned around to stare up at her house.
She stared....
...And stared...
...And stared.
"KYAAAAAAAA!!!" she finally screamed and the birds from nearby trees shrieked in annoyance before taking off into the blue beyond. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
The front of their house was covered in whipped cream, making the shape of a naughty smile. One of the eyes was covering Kagome's window, thus causing no sunlight to enter. Tomatoes and toilet paper was littered all over the roof, making it look like the house had been attacked by a tomato and toilet paper monster.
Grandpa and Souta ran out of the house after hearing Kagome's mom and Kagome's scream and they too, could only stare at the handiwork of some brat.
Grandpa, who was holding a stick, waved it in the air and yelled out some unmentionable words to the house, while Souta had his ears covered by Mrs. Higurashi.
"We. Are. SO. Screwed..." Kagome whispered and ran back inside the house to call Sango.
Picking up the phone, she dialed Sango's number, waiting for Sango to answer while the phone rung.
"Moshi moshi," someone on the other line answered and Kagome instantly recognized it as Sango's.
"SANGO! SOMEONE VANDALIZED MY HOUSE! WAAAAH!" she screamed through the phone and Sango screamed back.
"Be quiet, Kagome! My ears are bursting! Now say it quieter!!" Sango screamed back and that seemed to knock some sense into Kagome.
Kagome took in a deep, ragged breath and started again. "Someone has covered my house with whipping cream, tomatoes and toilet paper. Someone sure did sabotage my house well!" she hissed and there was silence on the other side of the line.
"Do you have any idea who it is?" Sango asked quietly after the silence.
"One guess, Sango. I'll give you one guess," Kagome answered, frowning.
"You don't think?"
"Yes I do," Kagome said determinedly.
"But THEM? I can see why...but it might not have been them. Well...Inuyasha might...but Miroku? Okay...maybe Inuyasha. He's the most suspicious, but you STILL have no proof," Sango pointed out.
"I KNOW I have no proof. What CAN I do? I'll just have to clean it up," Kagome said and then blinked as if remembering something. "Umm...Sango?"
"Yes?" the voice asked.
"Could you help me clean up this mess?"
Silence.
"Please?!" Kagome begged.
Silence.
"Sangoooooo!" Kagome whined. "Please?!"
Grumbles were heard over the line.
"I'll treat you to an ice-cream?" Kagome volunteered.
*Grumble grumble* "Fine. You're so sad, Kagome," Sango sighed. "I'll be over in ten minutes."
"Thank you!" Kagome shrieked and they both hung up.
*~*~* Later...
Sango and Kagome were on the roof, picking pieces of toilet paper and tomato off the roof tiles. Kagome and Sango were grumbling stuff while Kagome's family was inside taking a break after they had cleaned up the yard and windows.
"If I see Inuyasha right now, I'll snap his neck in half," Kagome hissed loudly to Sango and Sango nodded while wiping the sweat off of her forehead.
"Snap whose neck in half?!" someone from the yard shouted up at them and the two girls stuck their neck over to stare at whoever was down on Kagome's yard.
Now. I'll give you ONE guess on this.
"Back to the scene of the crime!?" Kagome shouted out and pointed a finger at Inuyasha. "You are such an ass!"
"You've got no proof. Who said it was me?!" Inuyasha shouted back.
Sango and Miroku shrunk into the background as the two started their usual fighting and arguing. God...those two were a couple sent from hell.
"You're impossible! First you sabotage my house and then you come back to taunt me!" Kagome screamed and shook her fist at him. "I'll hurt you if I can!"
"Oooooo," Inuyasha said sarcastically. "I'm sooooo scared," he taunted and grinned up at her.
Kagome clenched her teeth and flames engulfed her form.
There was an "eep!" from Sango as she felt the electricity between the two.
Miroku, who had enough sense to see Kagome was about to hurt Inuyasha, pulled on Inuyasha's sleeves, earning himself a glare and a growl from the guy.
Miroku sighed and from out of nowhere, banished a piece of wood and bonked it on Inuyasha's head.
"Sorry girlies! See you Monday, Sango!" he said and then dragged the swirly- eyed Inuyasha down the street. Kagome's flames died down and she let out a sigh.
Sango saw Kagome's eyes suddenly turn sad and that drew a '?' in her head. Why would she be sad?!
Kagome turned away from Sango and continued to clean up her roof while muttering some incoherent words. Sango blinked, but kept quiet and went to the task at hand.
Kagome scurried around and found a piece of toilet paper before ripping it in half.
'Inuyasha...you jerk...'