Of course I can speak and type English. Dear Ra, some of you people are bakas... Meh... oh well. I am fairly good with computers. But you wouldn't know that because you probably never saw the first series of YuGiOh! with all other games besides Duel Monsters. And after being stuck with a kid with a heavy British accent for four years, who wouldn't learn some basic English? I'm even starting to sound like Ryou. I can't believe I actually said 'cheerio' to his friends on a couple occasions. *shudders* No more insanity, please!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
The little furball wouldn't chuck any. Woodchucks are like groundhogs, moles, praire dogs, and other such furry rodents that live under ground digging tunnels. They don't chuck wood at all. Simple.
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And...there was a question I heard about being evil in general. Why do people spend so much time talking about their evil plans yet not actually just getting the good guy out of the picture permanently? Simple. Most evil people are idiots.
Note what I just said. Most evil people. Not all. Not me. Now, Malik is blond. He's evil. He's not a complete idiot. That defy's two laws of existance. He's blond and evil and he doesn't act stupid. I really must congradulate him for that some time...
Now, why don't I just kill of little Yugi? Good question. I WOULD. And I try. But I find it so much more easier to just half team up with him, get on his good side, then viciously backstab him when he's not looking. Acting like my hikari really pays off. I don't really need to get rid of him for my plan to work. Hell, I've got all eternity to do it, I'm immortal, just get off my case...
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On another note: Yes, I'll repeat it from the last chapter: Seto and the pharaoh are cousins. Want me to draw you a verbal family tree? Ok, fine, I will.
There were seven priests in Egypt. Only two of them ever concerned me, pharaoh not included. I was like, the interbreeding of them rich people just HAS to stop. Really, when you think about it, everybody is related...
But to the point. In ancient Egypt, Yami's father's brother's son is Seto. Was that too fast for you? Pharaoh Yami's father - Pharaoh Akunamukanon's brother - Priest Akunadin's son- Priest Seto. Newsflash, wierd family tree!
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Now onto how I got the Sennen Ring. And no, I didn't 'find' it in a tomb. Though... that is where I got it, in a sense. Mahado was the priest who owned the Sennen Ring. I, as you know, was known as Touzoku-ou, the Thief King throughout Egypt. I was certainly bugging all the priests, mostly because I was stealing food and offerings and random gold articles from all the temples and tombs that weren't sealed in.
So the fools tried to come up with a plan to catch me. They built a tomb in the middle of nowhere expecting me to come. And I did. But they didn't know I knew what they were doing all along. Word spreads fast in the small villas.
The priest Mahado was there, and went in the tomb. I, with my ka soul monster, Diabound, waltzed right in there and into the tomb. The only one little detail I didn't know about is that they sealed it off so neither the priest or I could get out. Fools. I could get out, and guess what? I did. I defeated the priest in a duel, killed him off, and stole the Sennen Ring. This greatly increased my shadow powers, and I realised that since they Sennen Items were created from the souls of those in my old town Kuruelna, I knew that I had the right to claim all the Sennen Items, their power, and then get my revenge on pharaoh and the rest of the cruel world.
I wasn't really any different than pharaoh, and this got me angry. I knew my shadow powers had increased, like I said, and I knew I could face pharaoh with Diabound, who had also grown in strength because of my anger. But we'll discuss more on that later...
*****
Rules covered: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Do unto others before they do unto you. You're only in trouble if you get caught. Being 'evil' is over-rated, make you're own side.
******
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
The little furball wouldn't chuck any. Woodchucks are like groundhogs, moles, praire dogs, and other such furry rodents that live under ground digging tunnels. They don't chuck wood at all. Simple.
******
And...there was a question I heard about being evil in general. Why do people spend so much time talking about their evil plans yet not actually just getting the good guy out of the picture permanently? Simple. Most evil people are idiots.
Note what I just said. Most evil people. Not all. Not me. Now, Malik is blond. He's evil. He's not a complete idiot. That defy's two laws of existance. He's blond and evil and he doesn't act stupid. I really must congradulate him for that some time...
Now, why don't I just kill of little Yugi? Good question. I WOULD. And I try. But I find it so much more easier to just half team up with him, get on his good side, then viciously backstab him when he's not looking. Acting like my hikari really pays off. I don't really need to get rid of him for my plan to work. Hell, I've got all eternity to do it, I'm immortal, just get off my case...
*****
On another note: Yes, I'll repeat it from the last chapter: Seto and the pharaoh are cousins. Want me to draw you a verbal family tree? Ok, fine, I will.
There were seven priests in Egypt. Only two of them ever concerned me, pharaoh not included. I was like, the interbreeding of them rich people just HAS to stop. Really, when you think about it, everybody is related...
But to the point. In ancient Egypt, Yami's father's brother's son is Seto. Was that too fast for you? Pharaoh Yami's father - Pharaoh Akunamukanon's brother - Priest Akunadin's son- Priest Seto. Newsflash, wierd family tree!
*****
Now onto how I got the Sennen Ring. And no, I didn't 'find' it in a tomb. Though... that is where I got it, in a sense. Mahado was the priest who owned the Sennen Ring. I, as you know, was known as Touzoku-ou, the Thief King throughout Egypt. I was certainly bugging all the priests, mostly because I was stealing food and offerings and random gold articles from all the temples and tombs that weren't sealed in.
So the fools tried to come up with a plan to catch me. They built a tomb in the middle of nowhere expecting me to come. And I did. But they didn't know I knew what they were doing all along. Word spreads fast in the small villas.
The priest Mahado was there, and went in the tomb. I, with my ka soul monster, Diabound, waltzed right in there and into the tomb. The only one little detail I didn't know about is that they sealed it off so neither the priest or I could get out. Fools. I could get out, and guess what? I did. I defeated the priest in a duel, killed him off, and stole the Sennen Ring. This greatly increased my shadow powers, and I realised that since they Sennen Items were created from the souls of those in my old town Kuruelna, I knew that I had the right to claim all the Sennen Items, their power, and then get my revenge on pharaoh and the rest of the cruel world.
I wasn't really any different than pharaoh, and this got me angry. I knew my shadow powers had increased, like I said, and I knew I could face pharaoh with Diabound, who had also grown in strength because of my anger. But we'll discuss more on that later...
*****
Rules covered: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Do unto others before they do unto you. You're only in trouble if you get caught. Being 'evil' is over-rated, make you're own side.