For lack of topic suggestions for this chapter I give you:
Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? And... why DID the chicken cross the road?
Well, dinosaurs layed eggs long before chickens existed. Problem one solved. And the chicken crossed the road because Joey and Tristin were hungry and chasing it with a butcher knife. There. See, I'm a genius!
Why is the grass greener on the other side?
...because the other side lives in a semi-tropical climate, whereas this side lives in the middle of desert? Um... because one side has cows? Because one side can afford fertilizer? Since one side is more obessed with good lawn care? I...really don't know this one, folks.
Have you ever been annoyed by people who keep talking in a whole bunch of internet lingo, 100% of the time. g2g k wb ygm lol lmao and such stuff like that? After a while, yah, you'll get used to it, but try this for the heck of it: Invent new ones of your own and see how long people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance before they ask what it means.
Ever been so bored that you'd do anything for a little entertainment, yet, I forgot to update my rulebook? Well, there are some pretty neat websites out there that'll entertain you. Like, today's pick of the day: 50 annoying things to do in an elevator to freak everyone else out! It's at http://www.btinternet.com/~jazzygm/rants/fubar/funny/elevator.shtml
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The best thing I've ever stolen? The ring, of course.
The eye doesn't glow on any sennen item owner's forehead unless their seriously pissed or using a great deal of shadow magic. I keep my cool in any situation, so, no, it doesn't happen to me often. In fact, you won't see it in the anime.
When did I actually meet the pharaoh? I'd seen him plenty of times just...around... he had these big parade things at least once every season. But the time I actually met him and actually dueled him was when I dragged his father's dead body up to the pharaoh's royal court yard and told pharaoh how much I hated him.
Any tips for aspiring evil duelists like myself? Freaky laughs are a must. And laugh even when you know you're losing. No... espcially when you're losing, because you'll confuse your opponent. Oh, and, don't ever forfeit a game.
And now for the quote you've given me so everyone else can see it:
Don't criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
I know I've heard that elsewhere too... must add that to my rulebook... thanks for the idea.
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Back in Egypt, who's incarnations did I know? Well... Seto was the priest, yah, I had a run in or two with that jerk...er...ahem...guy... And of course Yuugiou who was the pharaoh. Joey was the warrior guy, who probably had a little sister. I also knew Anzu (Tea minus the friendship rants, thank Ra). Anzu lived just out side the palace and was semi-rich because she was a good duelist, even the pharaoh would duel her when he got bored.
Mai was an entertainer who sort of doubled as a sly street dancer with hired pick pocketers who went around robbing everyone blind while they were distracted by her. I never really fell for that, she wasn't worth watching, certainly not worth drooling over like some fools were. For example, the past self of Rex. He was just a common person. Not sure about him, I saw him around a couple times though.
Um, Mako was a fisher-dude person, duh. Espa was a guy who got drunk in a bar one night after the pharaoh fired him for not being a real physic. Haga (Weevil) was obsessed with scarab beetles and proudly displayed his selection everytime he got the chance. In fact he had his own little booth. And whenever I found a gold scarab token in one of the tombs, he'd pay me a good price for it.
Malik was a thief friend of mine. Constantly acting hyper, but he had a serious side too, but that only came out if he was actually feeling sorry for somebody. And that was rare. Isis was a priest who was, duh, named after the goddess. Duke probably made some kind of appearence in Egypt, I think he invented the dice game of sennet...
Now all that's coming from me, you aren't gonna find that in the manga. In fact, the manga isn't that reliable at all. Go read fanfics if you want what really went on, ya know? I mean, the manga only had like a page and a half on Kuruelna, and that was a big part of my life they cut out there.
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rules: Better on the safe side than on the dead side. Do nothing unless you benifit. If you don't know; guess. You're only in trouble if you get caught. The best part about not caring what everyone else thinks is watching them edge away in fear. Don't criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes, then you'll be a mile away and in their shoes. Free shoes!
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I do hope you mortals are taking notes and writing down the rules and saving the chapters for me. If this gets deleted by ff.net again, I don't have a second copy of it, and whoever saves another copy of this for me gets a pat on the head and a cookie.
Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? And... why DID the chicken cross the road?
Well, dinosaurs layed eggs long before chickens existed. Problem one solved. And the chicken crossed the road because Joey and Tristin were hungry and chasing it with a butcher knife. There. See, I'm a genius!
Why is the grass greener on the other side?
...because the other side lives in a semi-tropical climate, whereas this side lives in the middle of desert? Um... because one side has cows? Because one side can afford fertilizer? Since one side is more obessed with good lawn care? I...really don't know this one, folks.
Have you ever been annoyed by people who keep talking in a whole bunch of internet lingo, 100% of the time. g2g k wb ygm lol lmao and such stuff like that? After a while, yah, you'll get used to it, but try this for the heck of it: Invent new ones of your own and see how long people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance before they ask what it means.
Ever been so bored that you'd do anything for a little entertainment, yet, I forgot to update my rulebook? Well, there are some pretty neat websites out there that'll entertain you. Like, today's pick of the day: 50 annoying things to do in an elevator to freak everyone else out! It's at http://www.btinternet.com/~jazzygm/rants/fubar/funny/elevator.shtml
******
The best thing I've ever stolen? The ring, of course.
The eye doesn't glow on any sennen item owner's forehead unless their seriously pissed or using a great deal of shadow magic. I keep my cool in any situation, so, no, it doesn't happen to me often. In fact, you won't see it in the anime.
When did I actually meet the pharaoh? I'd seen him plenty of times just...around... he had these big parade things at least once every season. But the time I actually met him and actually dueled him was when I dragged his father's dead body up to the pharaoh's royal court yard and told pharaoh how much I hated him.
Any tips for aspiring evil duelists like myself? Freaky laughs are a must. And laugh even when you know you're losing. No... espcially when you're losing, because you'll confuse your opponent. Oh, and, don't ever forfeit a game.
And now for the quote you've given me so everyone else can see it:
Don't criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
I know I've heard that elsewhere too... must add that to my rulebook... thanks for the idea.
******
Back in Egypt, who's incarnations did I know? Well... Seto was the priest, yah, I had a run in or two with that jerk...er...ahem...guy... And of course Yuugiou who was the pharaoh. Joey was the warrior guy, who probably had a little sister. I also knew Anzu (Tea minus the friendship rants, thank Ra). Anzu lived just out side the palace and was semi-rich because she was a good duelist, even the pharaoh would duel her when he got bored.
Mai was an entertainer who sort of doubled as a sly street dancer with hired pick pocketers who went around robbing everyone blind while they were distracted by her. I never really fell for that, she wasn't worth watching, certainly not worth drooling over like some fools were. For example, the past self of Rex. He was just a common person. Not sure about him, I saw him around a couple times though.
Um, Mako was a fisher-dude person, duh. Espa was a guy who got drunk in a bar one night after the pharaoh fired him for not being a real physic. Haga (Weevil) was obsessed with scarab beetles and proudly displayed his selection everytime he got the chance. In fact he had his own little booth. And whenever I found a gold scarab token in one of the tombs, he'd pay me a good price for it.
Malik was a thief friend of mine. Constantly acting hyper, but he had a serious side too, but that only came out if he was actually feeling sorry for somebody. And that was rare. Isis was a priest who was, duh, named after the goddess. Duke probably made some kind of appearence in Egypt, I think he invented the dice game of sennet...
Now all that's coming from me, you aren't gonna find that in the manga. In fact, the manga isn't that reliable at all. Go read fanfics if you want what really went on, ya know? I mean, the manga only had like a page and a half on Kuruelna, and that was a big part of my life they cut out there.
******
rules: Better on the safe side than on the dead side. Do nothing unless you benifit. If you don't know; guess. You're only in trouble if you get caught. The best part about not caring what everyone else thinks is watching them edge away in fear. Don't criticize anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes, then you'll be a mile away and in their shoes. Free shoes!
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I do hope you mortals are taking notes and writing down the rules and saving the chapters for me. If this gets deleted by ff.net again, I don't have a second copy of it, and whoever saves another copy of this for me gets a pat on the head and a cookie.