...Why have I not been updating? I don't seem to think half you damn mortals deserve it. The purpose of this rulebook and has been taken, ripped up and reused in so many copy-cat guidebooks you wouldn't believe it. Which is why I'm just going to ignore all the others. If they don't like they can take it up with me and since I'm putting this on my website anyways, it doesn't matter.
By the way, my website is at http://geocities.com/divine_otaku if you want to ask me a question.
*paces irritably* Someone ask me a damn question already. I'm going to end up repeating myself if I have to rant. I know you all love my ranting, but that's just going to have to wait until I've got a topic. *looks around*
Ok. I've got an idea now.
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You've all noticed my unique obsession with blood, torture and licking knives, I'm sure. I see it in your fanfics. However, through the minor misconception of giving me, the pharaoh, and psycho Malik seperate bodies from our hosts has given us a new place in your fics that we've never had in the anime or manga.
On the topic of me abusing poor litle hikari Ryou.... I actually prefer him being simply scared of me and letting me have my way. Unless he actually tries to stop me from hurting his friends or mudering some unsuspecting mortals, I ignore him and send him to the shadow realm. When he does make the mistake of trying to contain and control me, I do torture him even after he begs me to stop. I show him I don't care an ounce about him, and there's no way I'm letting a weakling like him overpower me.
But the fact of the matter is, I don't have a seperate body. Ryou'd be long dead if I did. When I find a new host, preferably next time a soul-less body, I will kill him for every time he's betrayed me unless he gives me reason not to.
On the topic of my love life, stay out. I've said it before. I don't like anyone and even I did I wouldn't tell any of you. I wanna tell all you that maybe I ENJOY being single. Love is a weakness. Why ~would~ I like my hikari? He's too scared of me to be any good at anything. And I wouldn't like Malik or his pyscho yami because they tried to cheat me out of the Millennium Items and tried to kill me. Everyone else is too goody-goody to go near without loud headphones and heavy metal music. Everyone else rants about friendship and love and peace. If I'm going to have a relationship with anyone it's going to be out of mutural respect or because I've got domination over the other. I let no one control me. You hear that, you sicko fanfiction writers?!
(Celes: I don't mind reading fanfics with yaoi. ^_^)
(Bakura: Of course you don't. Your a sicko too and you don't care that I hate everyone who doesn't see my way.)
(Celes: ^_^ Yup.)
(Bakura: *death glare of doom* Shut up and get out my rulebook, mortal.)
(Celes: EEP!)
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So there you have it. Virtually the last chapter unless you want to beg me to write more AND give me a topic.
By the way, my website is at http://geocities.com/divine_otaku if you want to ask me a question.
*paces irritably* Someone ask me a damn question already. I'm going to end up repeating myself if I have to rant. I know you all love my ranting, but that's just going to have to wait until I've got a topic. *looks around*
Ok. I've got an idea now.
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You've all noticed my unique obsession with blood, torture and licking knives, I'm sure. I see it in your fanfics. However, through the minor misconception of giving me, the pharaoh, and psycho Malik seperate bodies from our hosts has given us a new place in your fics that we've never had in the anime or manga.
On the topic of me abusing poor litle hikari Ryou.... I actually prefer him being simply scared of me and letting me have my way. Unless he actually tries to stop me from hurting his friends or mudering some unsuspecting mortals, I ignore him and send him to the shadow realm. When he does make the mistake of trying to contain and control me, I do torture him even after he begs me to stop. I show him I don't care an ounce about him, and there's no way I'm letting a weakling like him overpower me.
But the fact of the matter is, I don't have a seperate body. Ryou'd be long dead if I did. When I find a new host, preferably next time a soul-less body, I will kill him for every time he's betrayed me unless he gives me reason not to.
On the topic of my love life, stay out. I've said it before. I don't like anyone and even I did I wouldn't tell any of you. I wanna tell all you that maybe I ENJOY being single. Love is a weakness. Why ~would~ I like my hikari? He's too scared of me to be any good at anything. And I wouldn't like Malik or his pyscho yami because they tried to cheat me out of the Millennium Items and tried to kill me. Everyone else is too goody-goody to go near without loud headphones and heavy metal music. Everyone else rants about friendship and love and peace. If I'm going to have a relationship with anyone it's going to be out of mutural respect or because I've got domination over the other. I let no one control me. You hear that, you sicko fanfiction writers?!
(Celes: I don't mind reading fanfics with yaoi. ^_^)
(Bakura: Of course you don't. Your a sicko too and you don't care that I hate everyone who doesn't see my way.)
(Celes: ^_^ Yup.)
(Bakura: *death glare of doom* Shut up and get out my rulebook, mortal.)
(Celes: EEP!)
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So there you have it. Virtually the last chapter unless you want to beg me to write more AND give me a topic.