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Hermione smiled in her sleep. She felt all warm and secure under the covers, sadly, that wasn't going to last. Hermione turned over in her sleep and opened her eyes. She saw, to her horror, her arms around Severus, and his around her. *What? * Hermione then screamed, which woke Severus up. "What in the hell…" Severus never did finish his sentence, for Hermione kicked him the stomach, which made him fall off the bed. "You pervert!" Hermione screamed as she ran into the bathroom.
Severus just sat there as if he just been slapped. He shook his head, though he wanted to shake some since into Hermione, and walked to the closet for some close. After dressing he calmly walked into the kitchen to make breakfast. Hermione walked out of the bathroom, and into the kitchen to join Severus, who sat at the table eating. "That looks good, where's mine?" Hermione asked. Severus just looked at her as if she'd just grown two heads and then laughed at her. "The stove is still hot and I do believe Miss Granger that as a Know it all, you know the proper ways of cooking, so fix it your dame self." Hermione to say the least was shocked. *How dare he! * Hermione's eyes turned into pure fire as she glared at him. Then she smiled an evil smile at that. She swallowed her pride and walked into the kitchen and made her own. As Hermione cooked, she plotted. Then it hit her; she would make him do some thinking on how to treat her better on the toilet.
Severus on no accounts was a coward, but paranoid most definitely. *I wonder what she's up to* He then sneers and continues to read the 'Daily profit'. Severus notices a lot of things on a daily basis, but he didn't notice his coffee slowly disappearing.
Hermione was smiling from ear to ear as she summons the laxatives from the bathroom. * I hope he likes chocolate coffee. * She opens the new box melts the entire thing. After it melted, she mixed it in with the coffee. Taking her breakfast into the dinning room, she puts on a small smile. Sitting down, she looks over at Severus, and says, " I apologize for my behavior this morning. I have been so selfish that I have failed to realize that you to are having to go threw as much trouble as I have, if not more and I'm just making it worse. So, I'm going to really try to be civil toward you and I'm also going to try to make the best of this situation." Severus looked shocked. "Well Miss Granger, I accept your apology and I to will try to be at least civil towards you", Severus said. *As civil as Mr. Malfoy is to Potter. Well, if she's going to be civil, I might as well suck this up for all it's worth* As he thought this, he looked into his coffee cup, and realized that he had drunk all of it, or so he thought. Hermione noticed this action, and stood and started walking toward the kitchen. "Hmm, Hermione since your up could you pore me another cup of coffee?" Hermione mentally smiled and said, "Of course, though I made a different kind. I hope you don't mind." Severus just smiled, which is really unheard of and said," No, I don't mind, what kind?" Hermione smiled and said, " Chocolate." Severus's eyes sparkled with delight. "That's find, it's one of my favorite really." Severus said. *Hook, line, and sincere. * Hermione thought as she walked into the kitchen and got the coffeepot. She walked back into the dinning room with the coffee and pored it into his cup with a sweet smile on her face. Severus took a sip and had to restrain himself from drinking the entire cup in one clop. "This is really good. Did you make this from scratch?" Severus asked. Hermione smiled and said, "Yes, I did. Is it any good?" Severus nodded. Hermione just smiled.
30 minutes later…
Severus stood in front of the 7th year class giving a lacier when his stomach stared to feel funny. He made a scrunched up face, which Hermione as well as the class noticed. There was a slight gurgling noise, which was also noticed by the class and then the only thing the class herd was a great big splat.
When Hermione seen Severus make a face, she knew it was working and wondered weather or not she should have put the hole box of x-lax into one cub. As soon as she herd the splat, she knew she did the right thing.
The professor's face, to say the least was red as fire. Severus prayed that no one had heard that, but with his god-forsaken luck, he knew the students did. Severus whipped his head to the right when he herd Hermione say, " Ron, what did you do? If you had to be flatulent, you could have asked Professor Snape if you could go out side for a moment." Ron looked annoyed and said, "That wasn't me!" Severus then knew that it had been Hermione's doing. His face turned redder, though not from embarrassment but from anger.
Hermione was mentally laughing. She then had a wonderful idea. *Oh this is just to good to pass up* Hermione stood up and said," I wonder what it is then, because there is no away you can't smell that." She then walked up toward Harry, who was sitting a few rows down from her and started smelling around. "No, it's not coming from here, I thing it's coming from over there." With that Hermione pointed toward Severus. She walked toward him until she was standing right next to him and smelled him. She the made a funny face, "May I interest you in a dipper?" all while taking a dipper out of her bag which was hanging on her shoulder.
The class was silent for a few moments, then the students started to laugh. "Did your parents ever potty train you when you where a child, or do you not know the simple concept of walking out the door a going to the bathroom, or are you just lazy?"
Severus couldn't take it any longer. He bellowed, "CLASS DISMISSED!" He then waved his wand at himself cleaning the mess from the floor and himself, as well as the odder. He looked up and seen Hermione trying to leave in a big hurry. "Not you Mrs. Snape!" He said sarcastically. Hermione looked as though she wanted to do anything elets but stay, but stay she did.
*Oh shit, now I'm going to get it. * Hermione thought as she walked towards him. "I know it was you!", Severus said. Hermione decided to play innocent. "What do you mean Severus?", Hermione asked. Severus looked irritated and said, "You know dame well what I mean. You put x-lax into my coffee this morning." Hermione's eyes got big and said, "I did no such thing!" Severus stepped toward her. His face was inches away from hers as he said," I will not let this go Mrs. Snape. I am not a little student who pulls little childish pranks. I am a potions master, who you have to live with, who you have to sleep next to." With that he smirked and said," Pleasant dreams Mrs. Snape." As Hermione turned around and started to walk out, she thought, * I'll be damed if he's going to have the last word. * So she turned back around and said, "I will, and you have a pleasant time sitting on the toilet sir shit's a lot." With that she turn around and walked out leaving Severus with a sneer on face and a crap stain in his briefs.