New chapter already? Gee, that was quick.
If the doctor (or dentist, ra forbid) calls you in after an hour of waiting and makes a snide comment hoping that you weren't kept waiting too long, your sarcastic reply should be subtle so as not to encourage the doctor to physically hurt you while examining you.
Hmmm? And you know what. I sort of like all this. I get to sit here and rant all I want, and I know people might actually listen. Say... what would you people do without a government? What would you do to people under you, and what would people over you do to you that you wouldn't want them to?
Oh. And let me tell you-
ryou: No. I want to tell them.
...okay. Fine. Hurry Up.
ryou: Well I'm not going to tell them if you demand me too-
*pulls out a knife* Either tell them or leave.
ryou: ....*whimpers* Whatchya gonna do with that knife?
*licks it*
ryou: AAAaaaaaack... *shudders* There he goes licking knives again!!! *shudders again* You know how many times he's actually cut himself accidentally?! Better yet, ME, because it's my body!! It's gross... *shudders and walks off*
Good. He won't have to tell you.
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On the topic of music.
What do I listen to? Variety of things. Depends on my mood. If I'm angry, it's some sort of heavy metal music. Crazytown. If I'm in a semi-good I usually listen to Linkin Park, but, so does Ryou sometimes. Good Charlotte... only a few songs. Ones that remind me of my past. I also listen to Evanescence somewhat, Nickleback, 3 Doors Down, Boomkat (gotta love the Wreckoning), and other stuff.
Slang terms these days. Yah. Don't mind them. In Egypt the priests had a certain "high supreme" way of talking to eachother. But its not like you had to pronunciate and say every word in a sentence to get your point across. I never did. I always talked slang in Egypt. Even in modern day Egypt, their Arabic has a slang slant to it. The common day people would prefer you talk like they do rather than what your "Learning to Speak Arabic in the Middle East" handbook tells you to.
Well, English teachers have replaced the priests. I talk slang, but however, I don't use computer shortcut lingo. If you've ever actually IMed me, the most you'll get out of me is lmao, lol, or brb. It's all I do. I think people who do stuff like "I saw her 2day @ the mall" sound very unintelligent, ne?
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There are three types of fangirls. Fangirls who bug me, glomp me, and think I'm sexy. Fangirls who offer to kill the other fangirls and say their reincarnations. And fangirls who leave me alone, but review my rants.
I prefer the third, leave me alone, kind. The second aren't that bad. But honestly, how can you possible think you can kill ALL the other fangirls out there that are trying to kill you? It's the problem. I can't have a harem because they'd all kill eachother... sad...
Why can't fangirls see that I LIKE being single. And I CAN'T be with just one person without blowing off the rest of you. So, forget it, either get along and start a harem, or admire me from a far like fangirl group number three.
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I've run across several pairings in fanfics, yaoi or otherwise, where I'd sooner KILL the person or myself than let them even touch me. (And of course, 'sues don't count. I'd always rather kill myself.) Not that I'm against all of them, all you people who like pairing me off with yourself or some other canon character, go ahead, sure.
Oh. And, yes, Pegasus is a pervert. When he goes Yugi-boy he's really going Yugi-kun. It would be BETTER if he went Mouto-san or something. If I ever caught him calling me Bakura-boy I'd rip his throat out and sacrifice him to Seth so the god of chaos can finish him off.
Do I sleep with a teddy bear? Blanket? Anything? No.
...though, my old red coat is a keepsake that I keep in my soulroom.
My favorite type of soda? Dr. Pepper. I hate citrus drinks like seven up and sprite and lemon-limey stuff that looks like water but tastes otherwise. I also don't like root beer. It has alot of caramel that melts in an uncomfortable way in the back of my throat when I drink it. Bad after taste, too.
Oh. And actually, they didn't cut the first series. At least, not JUST in America. It played no where else either. It was deemed to violent even in Japan. A few episodes of it run in October around six years back, but they never went through with it. You can only find screenshots on some very neat sites like kokorononaka or go and attempt to find the dvds. Very rare. And if you happen to get ahold of one, send it to me. I wanna see myself stab my hand in the castle spire... I have yet to find screenshots of that...
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Have I ever snuck into Pharaoh Atemu's palace? *laughs* Finally! A decent question! Yes, I have.
Once I had a conversation with him once. I had gotten captured (Yes, you think I didn't get captured? It just so happens I did. Mostly because I bragged too much. But anyways, I'm a master escape artist.) and before they locked me up so they had time to think of what cruel punishment they should do unto me, Atemu came up to me (me being shackled to the wall) and held up a bag of coins and pulled several out and waved them in front of my face.
"This," he said, "Is more solid gold than you have probably ever seen in your entire life. And its the REWARD that goes to your captor should you happen to escape again!!"
I knew I couldn't out run a reward like that in the city down town, so I shrugged it off and decided to escape, then, pack up and leave to Naquada for a while. But the funny thing was, I had seen more gold than that.
One night I had snuck into the palace and slept an entire night inside Atemu's treasure chamber on top of a gold leopard bench stacked on top of some baskets full of precious jewels and gems and gold. And more gold surrounded that. It was an uncomfortable night, but I came out with pockets full of riches. But I didn't say so outloud...
And to those who were wondering how he got his hair to stand up without gel... it was scented fish eggs, finely squished and dyed. He washed it out every night, and then got it "gelled" again in the morning while being hand fed and getting between his toes scrubbed. So hah. There's his little secret.
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Aino Tora. Just say sorry to your hikari's mum, and if it doesn't work, then you can go poison the clerk at the grocery store, steal all the food you can carry and live out in the woods for a while. By the way, what DID you do?
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Continue giving me ideas and you'll get the chapter sooner. I just love ranting, maybe my host doesn't understand it, but I think it's the most effective way to gain some "allies" and "trust" and "friends" which are good for taking over the world. This is all just a test for my master plan. And my master plan? Take over tv commercial time. Then I can brainwash the people.
On a final note: Sporks or forks? Sporks. Name sounds better.
If the doctor (or dentist, ra forbid) calls you in after an hour of waiting and makes a snide comment hoping that you weren't kept waiting too long, your sarcastic reply should be subtle so as not to encourage the doctor to physically hurt you while examining you.
Hmmm? And you know what. I sort of like all this. I get to sit here and rant all I want, and I know people might actually listen. Say... what would you people do without a government? What would you do to people under you, and what would people over you do to you that you wouldn't want them to?
Oh. And let me tell you-
ryou: No. I want to tell them.
...okay. Fine. Hurry Up.
ryou: Well I'm not going to tell them if you demand me too-
*pulls out a knife* Either tell them or leave.
ryou: ....*whimpers* Whatchya gonna do with that knife?
*licks it*
ryou: AAAaaaaaack... *shudders* There he goes licking knives again!!! *shudders again* You know how many times he's actually cut himself accidentally?! Better yet, ME, because it's my body!! It's gross... *shudders and walks off*
Good. He won't have to tell you.
**************
On the topic of music.
What do I listen to? Variety of things. Depends on my mood. If I'm angry, it's some sort of heavy metal music. Crazytown. If I'm in a semi-good I usually listen to Linkin Park, but, so does Ryou sometimes. Good Charlotte... only a few songs. Ones that remind me of my past. I also listen to Evanescence somewhat, Nickleback, 3 Doors Down, Boomkat (gotta love the Wreckoning), and other stuff.
Slang terms these days. Yah. Don't mind them. In Egypt the priests had a certain "high supreme" way of talking to eachother. But its not like you had to pronunciate and say every word in a sentence to get your point across. I never did. I always talked slang in Egypt. Even in modern day Egypt, their Arabic has a slang slant to it. The common day people would prefer you talk like they do rather than what your "Learning to Speak Arabic in the Middle East" handbook tells you to.
Well, English teachers have replaced the priests. I talk slang, but however, I don't use computer shortcut lingo. If you've ever actually IMed me, the most you'll get out of me is lmao, lol, or brb. It's all I do. I think people who do stuff like "I saw her 2day @ the mall" sound very unintelligent, ne?
************
There are three types of fangirls. Fangirls who bug me, glomp me, and think I'm sexy. Fangirls who offer to kill the other fangirls and say their reincarnations. And fangirls who leave me alone, but review my rants.
I prefer the third, leave me alone, kind. The second aren't that bad. But honestly, how can you possible think you can kill ALL the other fangirls out there that are trying to kill you? It's the problem. I can't have a harem because they'd all kill eachother... sad...
Why can't fangirls see that I LIKE being single. And I CAN'T be with just one person without blowing off the rest of you. So, forget it, either get along and start a harem, or admire me from a far like fangirl group number three.
***********
I've run across several pairings in fanfics, yaoi or otherwise, where I'd sooner KILL the person or myself than let them even touch me. (And of course, 'sues don't count. I'd always rather kill myself.) Not that I'm against all of them, all you people who like pairing me off with yourself or some other canon character, go ahead, sure.
Oh. And, yes, Pegasus is a pervert. When he goes Yugi-boy he's really going Yugi-kun. It would be BETTER if he went Mouto-san or something. If I ever caught him calling me Bakura-boy I'd rip his throat out and sacrifice him to Seth so the god of chaos can finish him off.
Do I sleep with a teddy bear? Blanket? Anything? No.
...though, my old red coat is a keepsake that I keep in my soulroom.
My favorite type of soda? Dr. Pepper. I hate citrus drinks like seven up and sprite and lemon-limey stuff that looks like water but tastes otherwise. I also don't like root beer. It has alot of caramel that melts in an uncomfortable way in the back of my throat when I drink it. Bad after taste, too.
Oh. And actually, they didn't cut the first series. At least, not JUST in America. It played no where else either. It was deemed to violent even in Japan. A few episodes of it run in October around six years back, but they never went through with it. You can only find screenshots on some very neat sites like kokorononaka or go and attempt to find the dvds. Very rare. And if you happen to get ahold of one, send it to me. I wanna see myself stab my hand in the castle spire... I have yet to find screenshots of that...
***********
Have I ever snuck into Pharaoh Atemu's palace? *laughs* Finally! A decent question! Yes, I have.
Once I had a conversation with him once. I had gotten captured (Yes, you think I didn't get captured? It just so happens I did. Mostly because I bragged too much. But anyways, I'm a master escape artist.) and before they locked me up so they had time to think of what cruel punishment they should do unto me, Atemu came up to me (me being shackled to the wall) and held up a bag of coins and pulled several out and waved them in front of my face.
"This," he said, "Is more solid gold than you have probably ever seen in your entire life. And its the REWARD that goes to your captor should you happen to escape again!!"
I knew I couldn't out run a reward like that in the city down town, so I shrugged it off and decided to escape, then, pack up and leave to Naquada for a while. But the funny thing was, I had seen more gold than that.
One night I had snuck into the palace and slept an entire night inside Atemu's treasure chamber on top of a gold leopard bench stacked on top of some baskets full of precious jewels and gems and gold. And more gold surrounded that. It was an uncomfortable night, but I came out with pockets full of riches. But I didn't say so outloud...
And to those who were wondering how he got his hair to stand up without gel... it was scented fish eggs, finely squished and dyed. He washed it out every night, and then got it "gelled" again in the morning while being hand fed and getting between his toes scrubbed. So hah. There's his little secret.
*************
Aino Tora. Just say sorry to your hikari's mum, and if it doesn't work, then you can go poison the clerk at the grocery store, steal all the food you can carry and live out in the woods for a while. By the way, what DID you do?
*************
Continue giving me ideas and you'll get the chapter sooner. I just love ranting, maybe my host doesn't understand it, but I think it's the most effective way to gain some "allies" and "trust" and "friends" which are good for taking over the world. This is all just a test for my master plan. And my master plan? Take over tv commercial time. Then I can brainwash the people.
On a final note: Sporks or forks? Sporks. Name sounds better.