Disciamer: don't own gundam wing.. if I did I would be rich and would have
destroyed Relena a long time ago in the series, in the most painful way.
Pink shirt theory
It was a normal day, everything was perfectly fine, the birds were singing, the kids were playing, yes it was one of those days where nothing could go wrong, where all your worries were gone, a day where you could take more then a moment to think.
It was on such a day that duo Maxwell stopped and thought, yes he was thinking for once, what was he thinking of may you ask, why it was quatra, and why he wore a pink shirt.
He pondered and wondered, wondered and pondered. Why did the blonde Arabian pilot always wear a pink shirt, why not a blue or a white one, in duo's opinion he looked quite queer in it, duo wanted to ask, but he thought it may hurt the poor blonds feelings if he went up and straight up asked him, so a idea hit him. right in the back of the head
Duo rubbing the back of his head: ouch goddamit, does it have to hurt so much
Narrator: yes
Duo: stupid, grr..
Narrator: on with the story
Duo: fine, how about I go ask trowa, after all he is kind of quatras closest friend
Well duo started a quest on this nice day, to find out why quatra wore a pink shirt So we find the braided pilot standing outside trowa's door he knocked, and a few minutes later the one eyed pilot trowa opened the door.
Duo: I am on a quest
Trowa:......
Duo: to find out why quatra wears pink shirts
Trowa:.. .. ...
Duo: because I am just so curious, as why, why does he wear a pink shirt, why not white or blue.. it just makes him look sissy and all
Trowa: .. .. .. .. ..
Duo: and I dont want to hurt his feelings so I wanted to ask you if you knew the reason why he wears a pink shirt
Trowa: how should I know
Duo: you must think there is a reason of why he wears a pink shirt
Trowa: I always thought it was a fashion statement
Duo: nah I dont think that is quite it, because how many guys go around wearing pink shirts
Torwa: .. ... .. .
Duo: you are right we should go ask wufei
With this duo grabbed trowa dragging him to where wufei was training,
Duo: hey wufei!!!
Wufei stopped long enough muttering to himself about stupid braided pilots
Duo: we need your opinion
Wufei looked at duo then at trowa then there hands which duo just happened to be holding
Wufei: I am sure you would look better in the dress then trowa would
Duo: huh?
Torwa: ... ...
Wufei: uhh isn't that the question you were going to ask
Duo: no, but thanks for that opinion, so you think I would look better in a dress?
Wufei: out of the both of you, you look more feminine
Duo: thanks
Torwa:.. ... ..
Wufei: okay you are welcome, have a wonderful marriage
Wufei then turned and was about to train again Trowa:.. ... .. .
Duo: I agree, hey wufei how much glue you been sniffing?
Wufei: what are you talking about?
Duo: nothing anyways, do you know why quatra wears pink shirts?
Wufei: why would I know
Duo: well what is your theory
Wufei: why should I know of some stupid onna's clothing
Duo: uhhh
Trowa: .. .. .. ..
Wufei: what? What is it? well
Duo: quatra is kind of male
Wufei: 'gasp' I have been cheated
Trowa:.. ... ..
Duo: you didn't know that
Wufei: I thought he was a woman, with a very flat chest
Duo: dude, you really need to get out much
Trowa: .. .. .. .
Duo: see trowa agrees with me
Wufei: but he did not say a thing
Duo: that's because you are not educated into speaking loner
Wufei: and you are?
Duo: yep I even have a degree to prove it
Out of seemingly no where duo pulls out a certificate declaring he knows how to speak loner Wufei: I don't belive it
Duo: well you better
Trowa: .. .. . . .. .... .. .. . ... . .... .
Duo: that isn't such a bad idea trowa
Wufei: what did he say
Duo: we should go ask hero
Wufei: why would he know?
Duo: I dunno but we might as well
So duo dragging trowa and wufei to heeros room on the door there is a sign saying "all trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" but our loveable braided pilot duo Maxwell does not head the warning, why, how should I know I am only the narrator. So anyways he carefully picks the lock, opening the door he steps in.
Duo: hey hero
Duo tilted his head to the side as a bullet skimmed past his head
Duo: we need to ask you a question
Heero: cant you read?
Duo: I can why
Heero: then read the sign
Duo: I did
Heero finding this a decent excuse, began to empty the magazine of his gone, duo managing to doge every bullet, after years of knowing heero, one can defiantly learn to doge many bullets without a scratch. So after heero ran out of bullets he let out a growl before throwing his gun at duo, which managed to hit him square in the face.
Duo rubbing his face: ouch what was that for
Heero: get out
Duo: I have to ask you a question
Heero: dine then get out
Duo: okay you see we all are very curious as to why quatra wears a pink shirt because it makes him look womanly and all
Heero: I don't know
Duo: well what is your theory
Heero: why don't you ask him
Trowa: .. .... ... .. .
Heero: I see, I think he is gay now get out
Duo: I don't think so, hmm
Wufei: why don't we just go ask him
Torwa: .. ... ...
Duo: but wont that hurt his feelings
Heero: its better to know the truth
Duo: I guess you are right
Everyone wanting to find the true answer trudged downstairs to the living room where quatra was sitting enjoying a nice warm cup of tea
Quatra: hey guys
Duo: hey quatra we need to ask you a question
Quatra: about what
Duo: well you see, we are kind of thinking well.. umm
Wufei: we need to know why you wear a pink shirt
Quatra: uhh
Trowa: is it a fashion statement?
Heero: are you a homosexual?
Wufei: you are a man?
Duo: I don't think he is gay people
Heero: why ask him that wufei
Trowa: .. ... .. .
With all the noise broken out poor quatra could hardily think
Quatra: QUITE
Everyone stopped staring at the small blonde pilot who hardily raised his voice
Quatra: thank you, for starters, it isn't a fashion statement, I am not a homosexual and yes I am a man, why wouldn't I be
Wufei blushing: no reason
Trowa: so why do you wear a pink shirt
Quatra: long story
Duo: so lets here it
Heero: does this involve a mistake at a store, or revenge
Quatra: not at all you see, well the shirt isn't really pink it is white
Everyone: WHITE?
Quatra: yes white, you see long ago, one day all my white shirts had to be washed, so they were thrown into a washing machine, but what no one noticed was the uhh, red article of clothing in the washer machine, and because of that, my shirts are pink
Duo: that's it?
Quatra nodded
Wufei: that isn't a very big secret
Heero: you should have asked sooner
Duo: oh well in that case I guess, it makes since, I guess you aren't as girly as we thought
Quatra: I guess that is a compliment
Duo: yeah I guess so
Wufei: this is stupid I am going back to traing
Heero: I need to buy more bullets
Trowa: .. .. .. .
With that everyone but duo and quatra left the room
Duo: soooo what was the article of clothing by the way
Quatra blushing: 'mumble'
Duo: what?
Quatra blushing deeper: I said a pair of panties
Duo stared in shock before doubling over with laughter
Quatra: it isn't that funny
After ten minutes of laughing duo managed to stop
Duo: your shirts are pink because of..
Quatra: yes
Duo: that is so, oh god that is hilarious
Quatra: glad you thought so
With this duo dragged himself out of the room leaving quatra alone
Quatra: I am never going to hear the end of this, least he never asked who's it was, Dorothy would kill me
With that quatra sipped his tea, as we quietly move away from the small house on a normal street on such a beautiful day.
A/N: there you are folks, the story.. Know it isn't the best, but this is a random idea which hit me white looking through my files full of pics, so I had to write, this was accomplished in under a hour by the way so it may not be as good, but hey who cares right.. Anyways don't forget to review thank you
Inuyasha: this sucked
K: big time
Duo: burn it burn it
Author: you are all so encouraging
Everyone: we know
Pink shirt theory
It was a normal day, everything was perfectly fine, the birds were singing, the kids were playing, yes it was one of those days where nothing could go wrong, where all your worries were gone, a day where you could take more then a moment to think.
It was on such a day that duo Maxwell stopped and thought, yes he was thinking for once, what was he thinking of may you ask, why it was quatra, and why he wore a pink shirt.
He pondered and wondered, wondered and pondered. Why did the blonde Arabian pilot always wear a pink shirt, why not a blue or a white one, in duo's opinion he looked quite queer in it, duo wanted to ask, but he thought it may hurt the poor blonds feelings if he went up and straight up asked him, so a idea hit him. right in the back of the head
Duo rubbing the back of his head: ouch goddamit, does it have to hurt so much
Narrator: yes
Duo: stupid, grr..
Narrator: on with the story
Duo: fine, how about I go ask trowa, after all he is kind of quatras closest friend
Well duo started a quest on this nice day, to find out why quatra wore a pink shirt So we find the braided pilot standing outside trowa's door he knocked, and a few minutes later the one eyed pilot trowa opened the door.
Duo: I am on a quest
Trowa:......
Duo: to find out why quatra wears pink shirts
Trowa:.. .. ...
Duo: because I am just so curious, as why, why does he wear a pink shirt, why not white or blue.. it just makes him look sissy and all
Trowa: .. .. .. .. ..
Duo: and I dont want to hurt his feelings so I wanted to ask you if you knew the reason why he wears a pink shirt
Trowa: how should I know
Duo: you must think there is a reason of why he wears a pink shirt
Trowa: I always thought it was a fashion statement
Duo: nah I dont think that is quite it, because how many guys go around wearing pink shirts
Torwa: .. ... .. .
Duo: you are right we should go ask wufei
With this duo grabbed trowa dragging him to where wufei was training,
Duo: hey wufei!!!
Wufei stopped long enough muttering to himself about stupid braided pilots
Duo: we need your opinion
Wufei looked at duo then at trowa then there hands which duo just happened to be holding
Wufei: I am sure you would look better in the dress then trowa would
Duo: huh?
Torwa: ... ...
Wufei: uhh isn't that the question you were going to ask
Duo: no, but thanks for that opinion, so you think I would look better in a dress?
Wufei: out of the both of you, you look more feminine
Duo: thanks
Torwa:.. ... ..
Wufei: okay you are welcome, have a wonderful marriage
Wufei then turned and was about to train again Trowa:.. ... .. .
Duo: I agree, hey wufei how much glue you been sniffing?
Wufei: what are you talking about?
Duo: nothing anyways, do you know why quatra wears pink shirts?
Wufei: why would I know
Duo: well what is your theory
Wufei: why should I know of some stupid onna's clothing
Duo: uhhh
Trowa: .. .. .. ..
Wufei: what? What is it? well
Duo: quatra is kind of male
Wufei: 'gasp' I have been cheated
Trowa:.. ... ..
Duo: you didn't know that
Wufei: I thought he was a woman, with a very flat chest
Duo: dude, you really need to get out much
Trowa: .. .. .. .
Duo: see trowa agrees with me
Wufei: but he did not say a thing
Duo: that's because you are not educated into speaking loner
Wufei: and you are?
Duo: yep I even have a degree to prove it
Out of seemingly no where duo pulls out a certificate declaring he knows how to speak loner Wufei: I don't belive it
Duo: well you better
Trowa: .. .. . . .. .... .. .. . ... . .... .
Duo: that isn't such a bad idea trowa
Wufei: what did he say
Duo: we should go ask hero
Wufei: why would he know?
Duo: I dunno but we might as well
So duo dragging trowa and wufei to heeros room on the door there is a sign saying "all trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" but our loveable braided pilot duo Maxwell does not head the warning, why, how should I know I am only the narrator. So anyways he carefully picks the lock, opening the door he steps in.
Duo: hey hero
Duo tilted his head to the side as a bullet skimmed past his head
Duo: we need to ask you a question
Heero: cant you read?
Duo: I can why
Heero: then read the sign
Duo: I did
Heero finding this a decent excuse, began to empty the magazine of his gone, duo managing to doge every bullet, after years of knowing heero, one can defiantly learn to doge many bullets without a scratch. So after heero ran out of bullets he let out a growl before throwing his gun at duo, which managed to hit him square in the face.
Duo rubbing his face: ouch what was that for
Heero: get out
Duo: I have to ask you a question
Heero: dine then get out
Duo: okay you see we all are very curious as to why quatra wears a pink shirt because it makes him look womanly and all
Heero: I don't know
Duo: well what is your theory
Heero: why don't you ask him
Trowa: .. .... ... .. .
Heero: I see, I think he is gay now get out
Duo: I don't think so, hmm
Wufei: why don't we just go ask him
Torwa: .. ... ...
Duo: but wont that hurt his feelings
Heero: its better to know the truth
Duo: I guess you are right
Everyone wanting to find the true answer trudged downstairs to the living room where quatra was sitting enjoying a nice warm cup of tea
Quatra: hey guys
Duo: hey quatra we need to ask you a question
Quatra: about what
Duo: well you see, we are kind of thinking well.. umm
Wufei: we need to know why you wear a pink shirt
Quatra: uhh
Trowa: is it a fashion statement?
Heero: are you a homosexual?
Wufei: you are a man?
Duo: I don't think he is gay people
Heero: why ask him that wufei
Trowa: .. ... .. .
With all the noise broken out poor quatra could hardily think
Quatra: QUITE
Everyone stopped staring at the small blonde pilot who hardily raised his voice
Quatra: thank you, for starters, it isn't a fashion statement, I am not a homosexual and yes I am a man, why wouldn't I be
Wufei blushing: no reason
Trowa: so why do you wear a pink shirt
Quatra: long story
Duo: so lets here it
Heero: does this involve a mistake at a store, or revenge
Quatra: not at all you see, well the shirt isn't really pink it is white
Everyone: WHITE?
Quatra: yes white, you see long ago, one day all my white shirts had to be washed, so they were thrown into a washing machine, but what no one noticed was the uhh, red article of clothing in the washer machine, and because of that, my shirts are pink
Duo: that's it?
Quatra nodded
Wufei: that isn't a very big secret
Heero: you should have asked sooner
Duo: oh well in that case I guess, it makes since, I guess you aren't as girly as we thought
Quatra: I guess that is a compliment
Duo: yeah I guess so
Wufei: this is stupid I am going back to traing
Heero: I need to buy more bullets
Trowa: .. .. .. .
With that everyone but duo and quatra left the room
Duo: soooo what was the article of clothing by the way
Quatra blushing: 'mumble'
Duo: what?
Quatra blushing deeper: I said a pair of panties
Duo stared in shock before doubling over with laughter
Quatra: it isn't that funny
After ten minutes of laughing duo managed to stop
Duo: your shirts are pink because of..
Quatra: yes
Duo: that is so, oh god that is hilarious
Quatra: glad you thought so
With this duo dragged himself out of the room leaving quatra alone
Quatra: I am never going to hear the end of this, least he never asked who's it was, Dorothy would kill me
With that quatra sipped his tea, as we quietly move away from the small house on a normal street on such a beautiful day.
A/N: there you are folks, the story.. Know it isn't the best, but this is a random idea which hit me white looking through my files full of pics, so I had to write, this was accomplished in under a hour by the way so it may not be as good, but hey who cares right.. Anyways don't forget to review thank you
Inuyasha: this sucked
K: big time
Duo: burn it burn it
Author: you are all so encouraging
Everyone: we know