I got a review from someone that wanted more! =D makes me soo happy! Mmmkay
well here's the 2nd serving of "Irony". Bon appetite!
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Mallory woke up to the ringing of her phone at 10:30 Friday morning. She picked it up and said, "City Morgue: You kill em, We chill em."
"Hardy har," she heard Erika say. "You fuckin crack me up."
"You cant resist me, I know. What's up?"
"Oh not much...just an offer from The Brick Works to open for Hoobastank-"
"EEEEEEEEKKK!! I'M THERE!" Mallory squealed, sitting upright in her bed quickly.
"Hehehe I thought so," Erika said smugly. "Its next month, June 10th. Which means we need to practice that new set list we made."
"Ah yes, I suppose so. Tomorrow night in your garage like usual?"
"Yuppers, after class and stuff, same shit different day," Erika said, yawning loudly. "I gotta go, room mate's bitching for the phone. Talk to ya later, wench."
"Later, bitch."
Mallory could hardly contain her excitement. Opening for Hoobastank? FUCK YEAH! It seemed far-fetched, not likely.
But Erika would never lie.
"SQUEE!" Mallory squeaked, jumping out of her bed and hopping into the living room to dance with her cat Miss Hissy in her arms.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga walked briskly down the street towards downtown, attempting to ignore the female tagging along behind him.
"Kouga! Wait up!" she cried, jogging to keep up with him. He growled, stopping.
"What do you want, Ayame?" he asked, not trying to hide how irritated he was.
"I just wanted to go with you," Ayame said quietly, pouting at Kouga.
He let out a laugh. "Oh? Just like how you stalked me during the rave last night, and how you then went and threatened Mallory afterwards?"
Ayame was taken aback. "How do you know I did that?"
Kouga laughed again. "I know you. I had a feeling that you would go and do as soon as I found a girl I liked."
"You like her?" Ayame asked, getting angry.
Kouga smiled and shrugged. "Maybe I do, maybe I don't." He started walking again.
"What do you like about her, anyways?" Ayame questioned, walking beside him. "She's a human, her band sucks, and those piercings are just WEIRD-"
"That's kind of funny," Kouga said, looking at her through the corner of his eye. "I'm going to get my eyebrow pierced once I get downtown."
"Well that's fine," Ayame said slowly. "But she's got a bolt in her tongue, its disgusting!"
"I think its sexy," Kouga said. He stopped again. "Look, Ayame. You're just trying to point out potential faults in her, and its not working. Just give it up already!"
Ayame crossed her arms, eyes narrowed.
Kouga was tired of it. He took a deep breath and screamed, "I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU! GET OVER IT!"
Ayame looked more mad than hurt when Kouga stomped away.
'Fucking psycho,' he thought, stopping at a crosswalk. He heard the beat to a song he liked.
"Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica," Kouga said out loud, nodding his head in approval. He saw a black 1969 Mustang Boss stop at the intersection, and heard a familiar voice (loudly) singing the lyrics.
A familiar FEMALE voice.
"Anger! Misery! You'll suffer unto me! Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow..."
Kouga laughed when he noticed that it was Mallory in the black Mustang, drumming on her steering wheel and not caring that everybody near her was staring.
'What a cutie,' he thought, waving at her as he walked by. Mallory stared hard, trying to recognize him. When she did, she spazed out.
She stopped her car next to him and smiled. "Want a ride, handsome?"
Kouga smiled back and got in.
"Where you headed?" she asked, staring at him. He looked even better in full daylight.
"Sacred Art Tattoo parlor," he said, sneaking glances at her legs in the skirt and fishnet tights she was wearing.
"That's where I'm going!" she said excitedly as she pulled back into traffic. "Getting my first tattoo today. I'm kind of scared..."
"You'll be fine," Kouga said, finding her anxiousness cute. "I'm going to get my eyebrow pierced."
"You're going to look so hot with that," Mallory said without even thinking.
Kouga chuckled. She slapped her hand on her forehead.
"Oh! Shit, well...ah fuck it," she laughed, embarassed as hell.
'Can you look any stupider?' she thought to herself, wanting to die.
Kouga couldn't stop smiling, OR staring. 'She's a whole lot prettier than I remember,' he thought.
After 10 minutes, Mallory reached the destination and parked. She hesitated getting out of the car.
"You're coming, aren't you?" Kouga asked, confused.
Mallory looked at him and giggled nervously. "I'm scared-"
"Oh, pish posh!" Kouga said, opening her door and coaxing her out. "I'll be there, and I'll even hold your hand." He liked how she perked up at the idea. "Deal?"
"Oh, okay," Mallory said, walking with him into the parlor.
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"Damn, my fucking face hurts!" Kouga said, laughing and resisting the urge to rub his aching eyebrow. Mallory was all perky and happy, as well.
With Kouga there, she wasn't scared anymore, and left with not one but TWO tattoos: one of the Eye of Horus (the Egyptian thing^_^) on her lower back and ring of barbed wire around her belly button. (A/N: I actually have those! *big grin*)
She also left with enough body jewlry to choke a horse.
"Are you a pincushion or something?" Kouga asked her, watching her change her belly ring and tongue barbell.
"Nah, I only have 9 piercings...not that many," Mallory replied, finishing and starting the car. "Any where else you wanna go?"
Kouga thought. "Hmmm...I cant think of anywhere-"
"Well, I'm roasting my ass off, so I'm going to the swimming hole for a few hours to take a dip and go horseback riding. Would you join me, please? I don't like being alone..."
"Sure!" Kouga exclaimed, happy to have something to do.
"Great," Mallory said. "We'll go to my house so I can change and make us some food to bring along. Would you want me to swing you by your house at all?"
"Yeah, I need to change too," Kouga said, not ready to go swimming in big- ass baggy black pants.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga looked around Mallory's apartment, liking what he saw. Nothing fancy, really clean, walls covered in band posters, and stuffed animals on the couch.
"Go ahead and feel free to help yourself to the fridge and anything else!" she hollered from her bedroom. Kouga went and started making something to drink, noticing a pile of lingerie in a laundry basket next to the couch. His blue eyes widened.
Mallory stepped out of her bedroom, still tying her sarong around her hips. Kouga walked up to her and poked it.
"Pretty fabric," he complimented, resisting the urge to look at her chest.
Mallory blushed. "Heh, thanks."
Kouga motioned towards the basket full of lingerie. "What's all that stuff for? You work for Victoria's Secret or something?"
"Actually, I do," she replied with a slight grin. "But only once in awhile.That right there is just a bunch of dirty laundry-slash-work clothes from last weekend I need to wash but havent had the time."
Kouga cocked his head. "Where the hell do YOU work at?"
"Centerfolds," she mumbled, her tone sad. Kouga felt bad.
"I'm sorry-"he started.
"No, its alright," Mallory said, her smile returning to her face. "You asked, so I told. You don't need to be sorry for anything."
She picked up her keys and the small ice chest of food and drinks. "You should come visit me at work sometime," she said, winking at Kouga.
He followed her out the door, grinning.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga had gone horseback riding before, but only once. And that one time resulted in him being thrown from the bitchy animal's back and into a pond facefirst.
There was reason for him to be fidgety when Mallory hoisted him onto Blazer's back and handed him the reins. He twitched uneasily for awhile, but was able to tell that the animal was calm enough to trust.
Kouga and Mallory rode down a ravine and onto a sandy area.
Mallory jumped off of her horse and sat all the shit down. After taking down her hair and shedding her sarong, she dove into the river.
"What's the fuckin rush?" Kouga asked, slowly getting off the horse. Mallory popped up out of the water and laughed.
"I was dying of heat stroke! Arent you coming in?" she splashed him playfully, and laughed even more when he recoiled away from the water. "Chicken! Bawk bawk bawk!"
"Hey!" Kouga exclaimed, taking off his shirt and jumping in next to her. They splashed each other back and forth for a few seconds before Mallory spun around and began swimming away.
Kouga grabbed her legs and pulled her back. She squealed and giggled, squirming in his grasp. He wrapped his arms around her and turned her to face him.
She looked into his eyes, and stopped making a ruckus and struggling.
'Oh my God,' she thought. 'He's so gorgeous.'
Without even thinking, Mallory leaned forward and kissed him. She gasped and pulled away, blushing.
Kouga's eyes widened, but he wasn't complaining. He turned her face to his and kissed her back
"Should we be doing this?" Mallory asked him, not really wanting to stop.
Kouga looked at her, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, it's just that we met each other last night. Do you think we're moving too fast?"
He thought about it. "Nope."
Mallory certainly didn't think they were, she just didn't want to make him uncomfortable. Hearing that he was fine with it made her feel so much better.
"Let's go back to my place for awhile," Kouga said, the look in his eyes playful.
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O.O heheheee I wonder what THEY'RE gonna do lol...well yeah there is the second chapter to the story. The fact that Kouga's a demon WILL be brought up at some point, and yes Inuyasha will come back....blah blah blah. ~*Squishings To All*~
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Mallory woke up to the ringing of her phone at 10:30 Friday morning. She picked it up and said, "City Morgue: You kill em, We chill em."
"Hardy har," she heard Erika say. "You fuckin crack me up."
"You cant resist me, I know. What's up?"
"Oh not much...just an offer from The Brick Works to open for Hoobastank-"
"EEEEEEEEKKK!! I'M THERE!" Mallory squealed, sitting upright in her bed quickly.
"Hehehe I thought so," Erika said smugly. "Its next month, June 10th. Which means we need to practice that new set list we made."
"Ah yes, I suppose so. Tomorrow night in your garage like usual?"
"Yuppers, after class and stuff, same shit different day," Erika said, yawning loudly. "I gotta go, room mate's bitching for the phone. Talk to ya later, wench."
"Later, bitch."
Mallory could hardly contain her excitement. Opening for Hoobastank? FUCK YEAH! It seemed far-fetched, not likely.
But Erika would never lie.
"SQUEE!" Mallory squeaked, jumping out of her bed and hopping into the living room to dance with her cat Miss Hissy in her arms.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga walked briskly down the street towards downtown, attempting to ignore the female tagging along behind him.
"Kouga! Wait up!" she cried, jogging to keep up with him. He growled, stopping.
"What do you want, Ayame?" he asked, not trying to hide how irritated he was.
"I just wanted to go with you," Ayame said quietly, pouting at Kouga.
He let out a laugh. "Oh? Just like how you stalked me during the rave last night, and how you then went and threatened Mallory afterwards?"
Ayame was taken aback. "How do you know I did that?"
Kouga laughed again. "I know you. I had a feeling that you would go and do as soon as I found a girl I liked."
"You like her?" Ayame asked, getting angry.
Kouga smiled and shrugged. "Maybe I do, maybe I don't." He started walking again.
"What do you like about her, anyways?" Ayame questioned, walking beside him. "She's a human, her band sucks, and those piercings are just WEIRD-"
"That's kind of funny," Kouga said, looking at her through the corner of his eye. "I'm going to get my eyebrow pierced once I get downtown."
"Well that's fine," Ayame said slowly. "But she's got a bolt in her tongue, its disgusting!"
"I think its sexy," Kouga said. He stopped again. "Look, Ayame. You're just trying to point out potential faults in her, and its not working. Just give it up already!"
Ayame crossed her arms, eyes narrowed.
Kouga was tired of it. He took a deep breath and screamed, "I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU! GET OVER IT!"
Ayame looked more mad than hurt when Kouga stomped away.
'Fucking psycho,' he thought, stopping at a crosswalk. He heard the beat to a song he liked.
"Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica," Kouga said out loud, nodding his head in approval. He saw a black 1969 Mustang Boss stop at the intersection, and heard a familiar voice (loudly) singing the lyrics.
A familiar FEMALE voice.
"Anger! Misery! You'll suffer unto me! Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad, Harvester of Sorrow..."
Kouga laughed when he noticed that it was Mallory in the black Mustang, drumming on her steering wheel and not caring that everybody near her was staring.
'What a cutie,' he thought, waving at her as he walked by. Mallory stared hard, trying to recognize him. When she did, she spazed out.
She stopped her car next to him and smiled. "Want a ride, handsome?"
Kouga smiled back and got in.
"Where you headed?" she asked, staring at him. He looked even better in full daylight.
"Sacred Art Tattoo parlor," he said, sneaking glances at her legs in the skirt and fishnet tights she was wearing.
"That's where I'm going!" she said excitedly as she pulled back into traffic. "Getting my first tattoo today. I'm kind of scared..."
"You'll be fine," Kouga said, finding her anxiousness cute. "I'm going to get my eyebrow pierced."
"You're going to look so hot with that," Mallory said without even thinking.
Kouga chuckled. She slapped her hand on her forehead.
"Oh! Shit, well...ah fuck it," she laughed, embarassed as hell.
'Can you look any stupider?' she thought to herself, wanting to die.
Kouga couldn't stop smiling, OR staring. 'She's a whole lot prettier than I remember,' he thought.
After 10 minutes, Mallory reached the destination and parked. She hesitated getting out of the car.
"You're coming, aren't you?" Kouga asked, confused.
Mallory looked at him and giggled nervously. "I'm scared-"
"Oh, pish posh!" Kouga said, opening her door and coaxing her out. "I'll be there, and I'll even hold your hand." He liked how she perked up at the idea. "Deal?"
"Oh, okay," Mallory said, walking with him into the parlor.
~*~*~*~*~
"Damn, my fucking face hurts!" Kouga said, laughing and resisting the urge to rub his aching eyebrow. Mallory was all perky and happy, as well.
With Kouga there, she wasn't scared anymore, and left with not one but TWO tattoos: one of the Eye of Horus (the Egyptian thing^_^) on her lower back and ring of barbed wire around her belly button. (A/N: I actually have those! *big grin*)
She also left with enough body jewlry to choke a horse.
"Are you a pincushion or something?" Kouga asked her, watching her change her belly ring and tongue barbell.
"Nah, I only have 9 piercings...not that many," Mallory replied, finishing and starting the car. "Any where else you wanna go?"
Kouga thought. "Hmmm...I cant think of anywhere-"
"Well, I'm roasting my ass off, so I'm going to the swimming hole for a few hours to take a dip and go horseback riding. Would you join me, please? I don't like being alone..."
"Sure!" Kouga exclaimed, happy to have something to do.
"Great," Mallory said. "We'll go to my house so I can change and make us some food to bring along. Would you want me to swing you by your house at all?"
"Yeah, I need to change too," Kouga said, not ready to go swimming in big- ass baggy black pants.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga looked around Mallory's apartment, liking what he saw. Nothing fancy, really clean, walls covered in band posters, and stuffed animals on the couch.
"Go ahead and feel free to help yourself to the fridge and anything else!" she hollered from her bedroom. Kouga went and started making something to drink, noticing a pile of lingerie in a laundry basket next to the couch. His blue eyes widened.
Mallory stepped out of her bedroom, still tying her sarong around her hips. Kouga walked up to her and poked it.
"Pretty fabric," he complimented, resisting the urge to look at her chest.
Mallory blushed. "Heh, thanks."
Kouga motioned towards the basket full of lingerie. "What's all that stuff for? You work for Victoria's Secret or something?"
"Actually, I do," she replied with a slight grin. "But only once in awhile.That right there is just a bunch of dirty laundry-slash-work clothes from last weekend I need to wash but havent had the time."
Kouga cocked his head. "Where the hell do YOU work at?"
"Centerfolds," she mumbled, her tone sad. Kouga felt bad.
"I'm sorry-"he started.
"No, its alright," Mallory said, her smile returning to her face. "You asked, so I told. You don't need to be sorry for anything."
She picked up her keys and the small ice chest of food and drinks. "You should come visit me at work sometime," she said, winking at Kouga.
He followed her out the door, grinning.
~*~*~*~*~
Kouga had gone horseback riding before, but only once. And that one time resulted in him being thrown from the bitchy animal's back and into a pond facefirst.
There was reason for him to be fidgety when Mallory hoisted him onto Blazer's back and handed him the reins. He twitched uneasily for awhile, but was able to tell that the animal was calm enough to trust.
Kouga and Mallory rode down a ravine and onto a sandy area.
Mallory jumped off of her horse and sat all the shit down. After taking down her hair and shedding her sarong, she dove into the river.
"What's the fuckin rush?" Kouga asked, slowly getting off the horse. Mallory popped up out of the water and laughed.
"I was dying of heat stroke! Arent you coming in?" she splashed him playfully, and laughed even more when he recoiled away from the water. "Chicken! Bawk bawk bawk!"
"Hey!" Kouga exclaimed, taking off his shirt and jumping in next to her. They splashed each other back and forth for a few seconds before Mallory spun around and began swimming away.
Kouga grabbed her legs and pulled her back. She squealed and giggled, squirming in his grasp. He wrapped his arms around her and turned her to face him.
She looked into his eyes, and stopped making a ruckus and struggling.
'Oh my God,' she thought. 'He's so gorgeous.'
Without even thinking, Mallory leaned forward and kissed him. She gasped and pulled away, blushing.
Kouga's eyes widened, but he wasn't complaining. He turned her face to his and kissed her back
"Should we be doing this?" Mallory asked him, not really wanting to stop.
Kouga looked at her, confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well, it's just that we met each other last night. Do you think we're moving too fast?"
He thought about it. "Nope."
Mallory certainly didn't think they were, she just didn't want to make him uncomfortable. Hearing that he was fine with it made her feel so much better.
"Let's go back to my place for awhile," Kouga said, the look in his eyes playful.
~*~*~*~*~
O.O heheheee I wonder what THEY'RE gonna do lol...well yeah there is the second chapter to the story. The fact that Kouga's a demon WILL be brought up at some point, and yes Inuyasha will come back....blah blah blah. ~*Squishings To All*~