A/N:I do not own yu-gi-oh, if I did, Tristan's hair wouldn't look like
Elvis.
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THE WEEK OF HELL
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DAY 2: KAIBA'S AT IT AGAIN.
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Yami had just come out of the hospital ...
"Hey Yami!"
Yami could see someone in the distance...
"HEY YAMI!!!"
"Oh no, please don't be..."
But sure enough, it was Téa.
"HELL NO!!!"
Yami ran straight down a dark ally. He thought he was safe in a deep dark corner...but then he remembered...
"(Oh shit I forgot)" thought Yami "(she has super hearing)"
So he ran as fast as he could back to the game shop when he saw Kaiba.
"YAMI!!!" Kaiba shouted, "I challenge you..."
"To a duel?" Yami interrupted
"No, a game of golf."
"GOLF!?!?!?"
"OH YAMI" Téa shouted
"Oh shit I forgot about her...okay, I'll play you stupid game if you give me somewhere to hide."
"Deal" So Kaiba picked up Yami and stuffed him in the "Food, bread, chicken, you name it, we don't have it-R-us" supermarket air vent.
"OH KAIBA!!!" Téa said in an old cranky voice. "HAVE YOU SEEN YAMI!?!?!?!?"
"Emm...." Kaiba was such a bad liar "no"
"OK THEN, BYE KAIBA!" and so Téa walked off humming the tune to Baa Baa Black Sheep. Yami then collapsed out of the air vent struggling for breath.
"Are you ok?" asked Kaiba.
"OK?!?!?!?! I JUST GOT THROWN INTO AN AIR VENT, SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THING THAT I'M OK!?"
"Gee, I was just asking" added Kaiba "Now, it's time to golf!"
HOLE 1:
Yami was given a very new set of golf clubs.
"But I've told you 6 times on the way here, I can't play golf!"
Kaiba was dressed in one of those old-fashioned golf uniforms with the weird hat things.
"AND I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I DON'T CARE! NOW PLAY!"
"Okay, I'll try"
Yami picked up his ball and his golf club and was about to hit the ball...
"(Come on)" Yami thought "(I'm the king of games, I can do this)"
So Yami swung, he hit the ball but the golf ball bounced of a tree and hit Yami on the head, which knocked Yami out. Kaiba on the other hand had fallen over laughing his head off.
"YOU HIT THE BALL..............................HAHAHA.........................HIT TREE...........................KNOCKED OUT..............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH................................"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! That hurt."
Kaiba had now got up, wiped a tear from his eye, hit the ball, and got a hole in one.
"HOW THE F**K DID YOU DO THAT?"
"I'm the king of golf," Kaiba said with a smirk.
"You're the king of shit" Yami replied.
I won't bore you with the details, but on the scorecard Kaiba just wrote one of those sideways 8...infinity things. He lost track at about 563.
HOLE 2:
Of course, Kaiba got another hole in one. Yami was getting suspicious, well; a normal person should have been getting suspicious, but being the idiot Yami is, plus he doesn't give a shit, he didn't notice that there was anything wrong. And again, he got another one of those sideways 8...infinity things but down by his name.
HOLE3, 4,5,6,7,8 were all the same so I won't bore you with the details.
HOLE 9:
"Let's see..." said Kaiba "me...8, Yami another one of those sideways 8...infinity things."
Kaiba took his shot and got another hole in one. But this time Yami got really pissed off.
"YOU F**KING PRAT!!! I'M GOIN' KILL YOU!!!"
"YEAH?!" replied Kaiba with a smirk "NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!"
And so Yami got hit in the head with a golf club and ended up is hospital...again.
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Ok, so the end was crap, but I was in a rush!
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THE WEEK OF HELL
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DAY 2: KAIBA'S AT IT AGAIN.
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Yami had just come out of the hospital ...
"Hey Yami!"
Yami could see someone in the distance...
"HEY YAMI!!!"
"Oh no, please don't be..."
But sure enough, it was Téa.
"HELL NO!!!"
Yami ran straight down a dark ally. He thought he was safe in a deep dark corner...but then he remembered...
"(Oh shit I forgot)" thought Yami "(she has super hearing)"
So he ran as fast as he could back to the game shop when he saw Kaiba.
"YAMI!!!" Kaiba shouted, "I challenge you..."
"To a duel?" Yami interrupted
"No, a game of golf."
"GOLF!?!?!?"
"OH YAMI" Téa shouted
"Oh shit I forgot about her...okay, I'll play you stupid game if you give me somewhere to hide."
"Deal" So Kaiba picked up Yami and stuffed him in the "Food, bread, chicken, you name it, we don't have it-R-us" supermarket air vent.
"OH KAIBA!!!" Téa said in an old cranky voice. "HAVE YOU SEEN YAMI!?!?!?!?"
"Emm...." Kaiba was such a bad liar "no"
"OK THEN, BYE KAIBA!" and so Téa walked off humming the tune to Baa Baa Black Sheep. Yami then collapsed out of the air vent struggling for breath.
"Are you ok?" asked Kaiba.
"OK?!?!?!?! I JUST GOT THROWN INTO AN AIR VENT, SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THING THAT I'M OK!?"
"Gee, I was just asking" added Kaiba "Now, it's time to golf!"
HOLE 1:
Yami was given a very new set of golf clubs.
"But I've told you 6 times on the way here, I can't play golf!"
Kaiba was dressed in one of those old-fashioned golf uniforms with the weird hat things.
"AND I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I DON'T CARE! NOW PLAY!"
"Okay, I'll try"
Yami picked up his ball and his golf club and was about to hit the ball...
"(Come on)" Yami thought "(I'm the king of games, I can do this)"
So Yami swung, he hit the ball but the golf ball bounced of a tree and hit Yami on the head, which knocked Yami out. Kaiba on the other hand had fallen over laughing his head off.
"YOU HIT THE BALL..............................HAHAHA.........................HIT TREE...........................KNOCKED OUT..............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH................................"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! That hurt."
Kaiba had now got up, wiped a tear from his eye, hit the ball, and got a hole in one.
"HOW THE F**K DID YOU DO THAT?"
"I'm the king of golf," Kaiba said with a smirk.
"You're the king of shit" Yami replied.
I won't bore you with the details, but on the scorecard Kaiba just wrote one of those sideways 8...infinity things. He lost track at about 563.
HOLE 2:
Of course, Kaiba got another hole in one. Yami was getting suspicious, well; a normal person should have been getting suspicious, but being the idiot Yami is, plus he doesn't give a shit, he didn't notice that there was anything wrong. And again, he got another one of those sideways 8...infinity things but down by his name.
HOLE3, 4,5,6,7,8 were all the same so I won't bore you with the details.
HOLE 9:
"Let's see..." said Kaiba "me...8, Yami another one of those sideways 8...infinity things."
Kaiba took his shot and got another hole in one. But this time Yami got really pissed off.
"YOU F**KING PRAT!!! I'M GOIN' KILL YOU!!!"
"YEAH?!" replied Kaiba with a smirk "NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!"
And so Yami got hit in the head with a golf club and ended up is hospital...again.
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Ok, so the end was crap, but I was in a rush!
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