A Very Merry Christmas at Hogwarts
Fred and George where singing as they made their way down to the Great Hall. They were in a very good mood. They had just pulled the ultimate prank on Umbridge. They were positively giddy with joy. That's until they where summoned to Professor McGonagall's office.
"BOYS!!!!' she shouted, 'How could you and how could you let him do it!"
"Um.well you see Professor she is like a bloody boil, that just won't go away!' they said and continued ', well you see she was being particularly mean to Harry in class and we thought that we could get her back!"
"By possessing a statue to sit on her while you had Peeves continually throw Creamy Crow Custards at her!' she went on', You know she's allergic to any Custard product!" This said in a monotone voice.
She paused for a minute chuckling! Then pat them both on the back saying quietly, "Good Job, Keep up the Good Work!' continuing with a', I think you each deserve fifty points each!"
They left her office in a much better mode, than they had been in after they got Umbridge. Then they continued singing! It went something like this;
"Deck the Halls with Creamy Custards,
Tra la la la la la
Keep Umbridge in the Mustard!
Tra la la la la la la
She is fat and she is ugly!
Tra la la la la la
For she is chubby.
Tra la la la la la la lal
Then send Mrs. Norris out of the powwow.
Tra la la la la la la
Filtch hears the cats meow
Tra la la la la la la la la
Fudge is round and spellbound
Tra la la la la la la la
Voldemort is out to kill
Tra la la la la la
Wormtail has no freewill
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!"
About a minute after finishing this grand song, Hermoine came up and told them to knock it off. They said alright, but just for today. Ron, who was currently dancing to such a fantastic song, was quite disappointed when it was over.
"Awwh come on Hermoine, I want to hear about Draco and his goonies."
"No, Ron what if anyone from Malfoy's gang was to hear them."
"They would cry with joy!"
"I give up with you three!!!"
Right then Harry walked in an asked what is going on.
Hermoine answered, "They are being men!"
All four of the boys answered, "At least we're not women!"
She looked like she was going to blow up when she cried," You boorish pig headed werewolves from the planet Zim!"
Ron said, "Now you've gone too far, just because I am hitting puberty and getting hairy is no reason to call me a werewolf!!!"
Harry looked around mischievously and said, "My name might be Harry, but it's Ron who is the hairy one!" Laughing out loud.
The conversation quickly ended there!
(( Authors note(( I will write the next chapter, if you review. Well Happy 2004!!! I hope you liked my first chapter! I thought it was funny, but hey that's me! ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (
Fred and George where singing as they made their way down to the Great Hall. They were in a very good mood. They had just pulled the ultimate prank on Umbridge. They were positively giddy with joy. That's until they where summoned to Professor McGonagall's office.
"BOYS!!!!' she shouted, 'How could you and how could you let him do it!"
"Um.well you see Professor she is like a bloody boil, that just won't go away!' they said and continued ', well you see she was being particularly mean to Harry in class and we thought that we could get her back!"
"By possessing a statue to sit on her while you had Peeves continually throw Creamy Crow Custards at her!' she went on', You know she's allergic to any Custard product!" This said in a monotone voice.
She paused for a minute chuckling! Then pat them both on the back saying quietly, "Good Job, Keep up the Good Work!' continuing with a', I think you each deserve fifty points each!"
They left her office in a much better mode, than they had been in after they got Umbridge. Then they continued singing! It went something like this;
"Deck the Halls with Creamy Custards,
Tra la la la la la
Keep Umbridge in the Mustard!
Tra la la la la la la
She is fat and she is ugly!
Tra la la la la la
For she is chubby.
Tra la la la la la la lal
Then send Mrs. Norris out of the powwow.
Tra la la la la la la
Filtch hears the cats meow
Tra la la la la la la la la
Fudge is round and spellbound
Tra la la la la la la la
Voldemort is out to kill
Tra la la la la la
Wormtail has no freewill
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!"
About a minute after finishing this grand song, Hermoine came up and told them to knock it off. They said alright, but just for today. Ron, who was currently dancing to such a fantastic song, was quite disappointed when it was over.
"Awwh come on Hermoine, I want to hear about Draco and his goonies."
"No, Ron what if anyone from Malfoy's gang was to hear them."
"They would cry with joy!"
"I give up with you three!!!"
Right then Harry walked in an asked what is going on.
Hermoine answered, "They are being men!"
All four of the boys answered, "At least we're not women!"
She looked like she was going to blow up when she cried," You boorish pig headed werewolves from the planet Zim!"
Ron said, "Now you've gone too far, just because I am hitting puberty and getting hairy is no reason to call me a werewolf!!!"
Harry looked around mischievously and said, "My name might be Harry, but it's Ron who is the hairy one!" Laughing out loud.
The conversation quickly ended there!
(( Authors note(( I will write the next chapter, if you review. Well Happy 2004!!! I hope you liked my first chapter! I thought it was funny, but hey that's me! ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (