"I'm a slave for you...".*you can see Wormtail getting his...um...well lets just call it his groove on, while singing* Until he is suddenly and rudely interrupted by a certain Lord. "WORMTAIL....hiss sputter, sputter; hiss....You would be made good to turn off that ridiculous music which I surprisingly like when you sing to me, BUT NONE THE LESS! I'm trying to watch my new movie! This is a timeless piece unlike NO OTHER which should be reviewed for its plot alone, but very little *getting himself all worked up again* hiss, sputter; sputter, hiss!' *this goes on for a few minutes until he has a coughing fit, then continues* 'WORMTAIL YOU BLOODY...um...^^hehehe^^ *has a good chuckle* MOUSE GET THE SYRUP AND GET IT FAST!' *then he continues with the above after receiving his medicine* 'This is a timeless piece which should be reviewed for its plot alone, but very little beings notice this. THEREFORE *raising teacup way above head* MAKING ME LORDY OF ALL MIDDLE EARTH ...wait...um...dpttt...now I've got it...EARTH, *smashes teacup on table* and will take it by storm along with..." *cut off by Wormtail who manages a small word in there* "ME, sir" "NO WORMTAIL NOT YOU! *wipes brow for its been a long day* With THE GRINCH!" *people in audience do an anime fall out of their chairs* ^haha^

"Why sir? Why him?" he asks feebly, kinda rat like.

*rubs temples* "FIRSTLY, BECAUSE HE HAS GREAT PLANS AND STRATEGIES! SECONDLY HE HAS A QUIET LOVABLE MINION! LASTLY we both share a skin coloring disorder, *insert teardrop* I mean come on he has green fur and I have reptilian red skin, I've always looked for a friend like this!"

"Sir may I make a suggestion?"

"Yes, if it pleases you so. *says in exhausted voice*"

"You have no...friends; you remind yourself this at least twice a day!"

"And do you know why that is Wormtail? Hummmmm????"

"Um, not really sir it somewhat frightens me when you go on so reminding yourself."

*sigh* "It is, because I am forced into the presence of such mindless and unworthy company day after day after day *continues for quite some time* after day and feels that if these are the only friends offered who can not even manage as much as one twisted smile, then they do not deserve my friendship. Where as the GRINCH *silent teardrop* can do all, the above plus much more, thus deserving my friendship!" *takes several breathes as he as quite out of breath*

"But sir I do your biddings!"

"And your point is????????????????" "WELL, if you're going to be that way, I'll just leave this...um...servant ship!"

*said in an dead, yet pleading voice* "Wormtail in a servant ship, as you put it, one is a servant and a servant cannot just decide to leave, as you just stupidly did!" *sigh*

"Oh, yeah sorry I forgot. Umm is there anything I can get you that would please you as in the worst part of the day, sunrise is coming up?"

*rolls slity eyes* "Yes, a Dr. Pepper shaken not stirred would be good."

"But sir if it's shaken, it will get all over you and you know how long that takes to get out!"

"DO NOT QUESTION THE DARK LORD!" Wormtail's eyes O.O DLord's eyes \___/ as he is a snake like creature

~~~~~~~~Author's note~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had a blast doing this chapter! I thought this story deserved...um...updating ^^haha^^ and um a funny evil chapter. So um keep reviewing the more reviews the quicker I update! *with a twirl of Goose's cape she's gone*

TO MY ONE AND ONLY DEMON *insert the noise, DUCKIE, NOODLEZ, SIRIUS, BLACK KAT, etc:

To demon*insert hello in demonic lingo*to duckie *duck quake meaning hello* to noodlez*Heidi hay* to Sarah*Lumos* to blackkat*Happy Birthday*