Kikira-san: okay here we go ch. 1 of w/e I decided to call this
Hiei: I hate you all
Kurama: so what's new?
Hiei: nothing really
Yusuke: I'm bored
Kikira-san: you won't be soon BWHAHAHAHA
Yusuke: eep
Kikira-san: disclaimer Hiei?
Hiei: kikira-san doesn't own YYH or anything related to it
Kikira-san: ^-^ I wish I did though!
Hiei Yusuke Kurama: ::cringe::
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Yusuke was showing Hiei around the apartment which wasn't hard because it was a small. Well fair sized for an apartment but still not exactly big. Hiei followed deciding to make the best of the holiday. With his injuries still healing he couldn't escape Yusuke which of course doesn't mean he hadn't tried but each time Yusuke brought him back. Usually in the most degrading way Yusuke could think of. Hiei sweatdropped and resigned himself to kill Kurama when he got back. He knew this was the fox's fault.
"This is my room which you already know. You can take the couch in the living room be careful of mom though sometimes she gets really drunk and collapses there. Hiei? Ningienkai to Hiei. Come in Hiei!" Yusuke said, waving his hand in Hiei's face. Hiei had this really evil smirk, but he blinked and looked up at Yusuke when a hand was waved in front of his face.
"Oro?" Hiei intoned stupidly.
"Woo you watch Kenshin???" Yusuke said purely amazed. Hiei suddenly thought the slippers Yusuke had given him (they were bunnies) were incredibly interesting and starred at them for a couple of seconds while being mercilessly teased about watching Kenshin. (AN I like that show! Shut up Yusuke!) "Do you like Karou too???" Yusuke teased again smiling a little too much. (A/N no not Karou no!!!)
"Yusuke! What are you doing?" someone said, sounding half awake and slightly miffed.
"Good morning, Mother or should I say good afternoon?" Yusuke muttered leading Hiei into the living room or trying too. Hiei suddenly had a look of immense fear and wouldn't move. "Come on it's just my mother!" Yusuke said tugging on Hiei's arm. Hiei looked at him like he'd just said 'come on it's just the devil' then again to Hiei that's what it amounted too.
To make a much too long story short Hiei had once met Shori. Well we all know Shori is a nice kind loving mother but to Hiei she was an overly protective, crazed, torturous mother. When she met Hiei for the first time which translates to when she accidentally caught Hiei in Kurama's room talking to Kurama. Instead of questioning how he got in and what he was doing there, she automatically started preaching about how he was too thin and unkept. Which led to the washing of Hiei's clothes, the washing of Hiei, the feeding of Hiei, and the bed in Kurama's room. Through all of the torture which was inflicted upon him Kurama sat back watched and hid his laughter very badly. This resulted in Kurama mysteriously getting a bad case of poison ivy and Hiei mysteriously disappearing. Kurama told his mother some story and Hiei avoided Kurama who was very pissed at him for a few weeks. Well I tried to make a long story short but it was just kinda medium.
"Yusuke, what are you doing?" Atsuko asked coming around the corner supporting herself on the wall. Yusuke turned to his mother while still trying to figure out what had happened to Hiei. "Who's this Yusuke?" Atsuko asked.
"Mom, come on, Botan brought him right by you. How drunk are you??" Yusuke asked and Hiei was quietly moving for the door to Yusuke's room which also happened to have a window. "Hiei don't even try the window or I'll drag you past Kuwabara's house." Yusuke was still facing his mom but could sense Hiei's ki moving for the door. Hiei stopped where he was and sighed. Stupid Yusuke, stupid mothers, stupid Kurama.
"Yusuke stop being so uptight! Now tell me who our little guest is?" Atsuko asked. Hiei looked at the door again and then back at Yusuke and then the door. With his mom distracting him, Yusuke might not be able to catch up to him. Yusuke looked at him and he felt Yusuke's ki spike then again maybe it was a bad idea to test Yusuke now.
"This is Hiei mom. He's a friend of mine and an orphan. He's spending the holiday's with us," Yusuke said Atsuko's eyes suddenly got very teary. Yusuke just had to add the orphan comment Hiei thought when he was suddenly engulfed in a hug. Hiei choked, quite sure that his broken ribs had just punctured his lung.
"You, poor kid, all alone on Christmas!!! Well you're more than welcome here! Poor baby!" Atsuko said, hugging the child for a bit. You could tell she was pretty drunk. Hiei sighed and shot Yusuke one of those "you're so dead when I get out of this" looks. Yusuke half-grinned.
"Mom, I don't think Hiei can breathe like that!" Yusuke commented as Hiei started to turn a little blue. Hiei cringed and coughed.
"Oh sorry Hiei," she said, letting him go so he fell onto the floor clutching at his poor broken ribs with a half-whine.
"Well it's almost time for dinner what do you guys want?" Yusuke asked.
"Hn," Hiei said and Atsuko looked at him for a minute.
"There's nothing here to make," she muttered losing track of where she was. She walked back to the tv and collapsed in front of it. "Would you like to watch tv Hiei?" she asked, still trying to be nice to Hiei. He shook his head and followed Yusuke into the kitchen. Atsuko shrugged and flipped on the tv.
"Hiei, you look up in the cabinets and I'll look in the fridge there has got to be something here," Yusuke directed. Hiei looked up at the cabinets which were about a foot above his arm reach. Grumbling something under his breath and shooting Yusuke's back evil glares, Hiei climbed up on the counter and looked through the cabinets.
"There isn't anything here," Hiei confirmed as he got off the counter and looked over Yusuke's shoulder to see anything in the fridge. To do this, he had to stand on his toes. Hiei being very naturally balanced would have been able to do this had it not been for the sudden screech.
"YUSUKE URAMESHI!" that caused Hiei to topple backwards and land on his butt with an "oomph." Yusuke merely groaned and pulled out what looked like a sake bottle and then two cans of soda. Hiei contented himself on the floor sitting cross legged and waiting for Yusuke's abusive girlfriend to distract him then he could hopefully get away from the mad house. "Konichiwa Atsuko-san" Kekio said, "where's Yusuke?"
"He's in the kitchen with his little friend," Atsuko responded lazily. Hiei winced and wondered how long it would be before Atsuko learned his name.
"Thank you, Atsuko!" Kekio practically chirped.
"I foresee pain in your near future," Hiei muttered to Yusuke who nodded grimly.
"YUSUKE!" Kekio yelled from the kitchen doorway.
"I'm right here Kekio you don't have to yell," Yusuke muttered.
"You said you were going to meet me after school but you weren't even at school!!!" Kekio screeched. Hiei put his hands over his ears in an attempt to block out the noise but he could still hear the conversation just fine.
"Saying I'll meet you after school doesn't necessarily mean I'll be at school Kekio," Yusuke responded. "Hiei, you can sit in a chair you know." Hiei got up and sat in a chair and took one of the sodas and opened it. He sipped at it while he watched Kekio and Yusuke fight.
"But you didn't meet me after school either, Yusuke!" Kekio said pointedly.
"Botan dropped in and . . . " Yusuke started.
"So you'd rather spend time on missions and with Botan then with me?" She asked practically in tears.
"Botan Hiei was hurt did you want me to abandon him here?" Yusuke said. "Ask Hiei," he said pointing at Hiei. Hiei blinked at Yusuke.
"Well Hiei?" Kekio asked. Hiei blinked at Kekio.
"Yea Hiei, well?" Yusuke said glaring at him slightly and a bit pleadingly. Hiei sipped his cola and looked at Kekio than Yusuke. Now if he said Yusuke blantly ignored Kekio Yusuke would suffer but later he would suffer. If he told Kekio the truth Yusuke wouldn't suffer and he wouldn't suffer. As much as he wanted revenge on Yusuke for carrying him back to the apartment numerous times the no suffering path looked best.
"I got in a fight. Kurama is away on vacation so Botan brought me here and Yusuke helped me out. I assume he couldn't leave to go and meet you while tending my injuries. My apologies for the trouble," Hiei said getting up and going to watch t.v. with Atsuko. It was quieter and as long as she didn't make him sit in her lap or anything he could tolerate it. He didn't watch Kenshin he read the magna.
"Hello Hiei," Atsuko greeted him and he sat on the couch while she sat on futon in the middle of the room.
"Hn" he responded watching as she flipped channels. A minute or two later after some talking Hiei didn't bother listening to Kekio came out of the kitchen.
"Thank you for telling me Hiei. I hope you get better soon. Happy holidays, you two!" she said merrily going out the door. Yusuke came out of the kitchen a few minutes later.
"I am ordering some take out. Thanks for saving my ass, Hiei," Yusuke said. Hiei nodded and returned to watching Atsuko flip channels. It was almost like they were comfortable with each others presence. After making the call Yusuke flopped down next to Hiei who was sitting cross legged on one end of the couch.
"What did you order Yusuke?" Atsuko asked.
"Ramen," Yusuke responded.
"We always have ramen," Atsuko sighed and laid down flipping to the jeopardy show.
"What is a sealed vacuum tube in which one or more beams of electrons are produced?"
"What is a televison?"
"No I am afraid that's incorrect."
"It's a cathode-ray tube," Hiei mumbled from the couch. Both Atsuko and Yusuke looked at him with an eyebrow raised then back at the tv.
"No more guesses? The answer was what is a cathode-ray tube," the host(2) said. Yusuke looked back at Hiei with one of those suspicious looks and Atsuko looked a bit shocked but was still pretty out of it.
"How'd you know that?" Yusuke asked
"Kurama." Hiei responded.
"You actually listen to the stuff he says? And remember it?" Yusuke asked incredulously.
"Hn," Hiei responded and looked away. He was spared from future inquires when the doorbell rang.
"I got it," Yusuke said still slightly awed.
Yusuke skived the bill by threatening to beat up the delivery boy. Atsuko didn't seem to really care. Hiei made no comment either way.
"Well Hiei, dig in!" Yusuke said, brandishing his chopsticks. Atsuko had already started into hers.
Hiei looked at the take-out bowl. It looked back at him. It would take at least two weeks for his ribs to heal, demon or not. He was stuck in the house. He had to accept the fact that he was stuck here. Besides he had no intention of offending anyone. He sighed again, opening the bowl and picking up his own chopsticks. If he was going to stay here, he wasn't going to eat take-out every night. That's for damn sure, he thought biting into the noodles and wincing.
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Kikira-san: okay so the ending was . . . weird.
Hiei: no fuck
Kurama: at least he's not stuck at my house.
Yusuke: this is going to get bad fast ain't it?
Kikira-san: you know the drill REVIEW!
Hiei:hn
Kikira-san: I love that!
A/N: I know I know not what you were hoping for it'll get better now that the basic is out of the way. Fluffy friendship is way overdue for a update I am trying to get ahead a bit so I can update more. I'll update soon. The chapter just needs spell check and all. Also should I bring Kuwabara into the next chapter? I already have a plan for Yukina and Atsuko and even Kekio (no not death). Ja now REVIEW!
Hiei: I hate you all
Kurama: so what's new?
Hiei: nothing really
Yusuke: I'm bored
Kikira-san: you won't be soon BWHAHAHAHA
Yusuke: eep
Kikira-san: disclaimer Hiei?
Hiei: kikira-san doesn't own YYH or anything related to it
Kikira-san: ^-^ I wish I did though!
Hiei Yusuke Kurama: ::cringe::
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Yusuke was showing Hiei around the apartment which wasn't hard because it was a small. Well fair sized for an apartment but still not exactly big. Hiei followed deciding to make the best of the holiday. With his injuries still healing he couldn't escape Yusuke which of course doesn't mean he hadn't tried but each time Yusuke brought him back. Usually in the most degrading way Yusuke could think of. Hiei sweatdropped and resigned himself to kill Kurama when he got back. He knew this was the fox's fault.
"This is my room which you already know. You can take the couch in the living room be careful of mom though sometimes she gets really drunk and collapses there. Hiei? Ningienkai to Hiei. Come in Hiei!" Yusuke said, waving his hand in Hiei's face. Hiei had this really evil smirk, but he blinked and looked up at Yusuke when a hand was waved in front of his face.
"Oro?" Hiei intoned stupidly.
"Woo you watch Kenshin???" Yusuke said purely amazed. Hiei suddenly thought the slippers Yusuke had given him (they were bunnies) were incredibly interesting and starred at them for a couple of seconds while being mercilessly teased about watching Kenshin. (AN I like that show! Shut up Yusuke!) "Do you like Karou too???" Yusuke teased again smiling a little too much. (A/N no not Karou no!!!)
"Yusuke! What are you doing?" someone said, sounding half awake and slightly miffed.
"Good morning, Mother or should I say good afternoon?" Yusuke muttered leading Hiei into the living room or trying too. Hiei suddenly had a look of immense fear and wouldn't move. "Come on it's just my mother!" Yusuke said tugging on Hiei's arm. Hiei looked at him like he'd just said 'come on it's just the devil' then again to Hiei that's what it amounted too.
To make a much too long story short Hiei had once met Shori. Well we all know Shori is a nice kind loving mother but to Hiei she was an overly protective, crazed, torturous mother. When she met Hiei for the first time which translates to when she accidentally caught Hiei in Kurama's room talking to Kurama. Instead of questioning how he got in and what he was doing there, she automatically started preaching about how he was too thin and unkept. Which led to the washing of Hiei's clothes, the washing of Hiei, the feeding of Hiei, and the bed in Kurama's room. Through all of the torture which was inflicted upon him Kurama sat back watched and hid his laughter very badly. This resulted in Kurama mysteriously getting a bad case of poison ivy and Hiei mysteriously disappearing. Kurama told his mother some story and Hiei avoided Kurama who was very pissed at him for a few weeks. Well I tried to make a long story short but it was just kinda medium.
"Yusuke, what are you doing?" Atsuko asked coming around the corner supporting herself on the wall. Yusuke turned to his mother while still trying to figure out what had happened to Hiei. "Who's this Yusuke?" Atsuko asked.
"Mom, come on, Botan brought him right by you. How drunk are you??" Yusuke asked and Hiei was quietly moving for the door to Yusuke's room which also happened to have a window. "Hiei don't even try the window or I'll drag you past Kuwabara's house." Yusuke was still facing his mom but could sense Hiei's ki moving for the door. Hiei stopped where he was and sighed. Stupid Yusuke, stupid mothers, stupid Kurama.
"Yusuke stop being so uptight! Now tell me who our little guest is?" Atsuko asked. Hiei looked at the door again and then back at Yusuke and then the door. With his mom distracting him, Yusuke might not be able to catch up to him. Yusuke looked at him and he felt Yusuke's ki spike then again maybe it was a bad idea to test Yusuke now.
"This is Hiei mom. He's a friend of mine and an orphan. He's spending the holiday's with us," Yusuke said Atsuko's eyes suddenly got very teary. Yusuke just had to add the orphan comment Hiei thought when he was suddenly engulfed in a hug. Hiei choked, quite sure that his broken ribs had just punctured his lung.
"You, poor kid, all alone on Christmas!!! Well you're more than welcome here! Poor baby!" Atsuko said, hugging the child for a bit. You could tell she was pretty drunk. Hiei sighed and shot Yusuke one of those "you're so dead when I get out of this" looks. Yusuke half-grinned.
"Mom, I don't think Hiei can breathe like that!" Yusuke commented as Hiei started to turn a little blue. Hiei cringed and coughed.
"Oh sorry Hiei," she said, letting him go so he fell onto the floor clutching at his poor broken ribs with a half-whine.
"Well it's almost time for dinner what do you guys want?" Yusuke asked.
"Hn," Hiei said and Atsuko looked at him for a minute.
"There's nothing here to make," she muttered losing track of where she was. She walked back to the tv and collapsed in front of it. "Would you like to watch tv Hiei?" she asked, still trying to be nice to Hiei. He shook his head and followed Yusuke into the kitchen. Atsuko shrugged and flipped on the tv.
"Hiei, you look up in the cabinets and I'll look in the fridge there has got to be something here," Yusuke directed. Hiei looked up at the cabinets which were about a foot above his arm reach. Grumbling something under his breath and shooting Yusuke's back evil glares, Hiei climbed up on the counter and looked through the cabinets.
"There isn't anything here," Hiei confirmed as he got off the counter and looked over Yusuke's shoulder to see anything in the fridge. To do this, he had to stand on his toes. Hiei being very naturally balanced would have been able to do this had it not been for the sudden screech.
"YUSUKE URAMESHI!" that caused Hiei to topple backwards and land on his butt with an "oomph." Yusuke merely groaned and pulled out what looked like a sake bottle and then two cans of soda. Hiei contented himself on the floor sitting cross legged and waiting for Yusuke's abusive girlfriend to distract him then he could hopefully get away from the mad house. "Konichiwa Atsuko-san" Kekio said, "where's Yusuke?"
"He's in the kitchen with his little friend," Atsuko responded lazily. Hiei winced and wondered how long it would be before Atsuko learned his name.
"Thank you, Atsuko!" Kekio practically chirped.
"I foresee pain in your near future," Hiei muttered to Yusuke who nodded grimly.
"YUSUKE!" Kekio yelled from the kitchen doorway.
"I'm right here Kekio you don't have to yell," Yusuke muttered.
"You said you were going to meet me after school but you weren't even at school!!!" Kekio screeched. Hiei put his hands over his ears in an attempt to block out the noise but he could still hear the conversation just fine.
"Saying I'll meet you after school doesn't necessarily mean I'll be at school Kekio," Yusuke responded. "Hiei, you can sit in a chair you know." Hiei got up and sat in a chair and took one of the sodas and opened it. He sipped at it while he watched Kekio and Yusuke fight.
"But you didn't meet me after school either, Yusuke!" Kekio said pointedly.
"Botan dropped in and . . . " Yusuke started.
"So you'd rather spend time on missions and with Botan then with me?" She asked practically in tears.
"Botan Hiei was hurt did you want me to abandon him here?" Yusuke said. "Ask Hiei," he said pointing at Hiei. Hiei blinked at Yusuke.
"Well Hiei?" Kekio asked. Hiei blinked at Kekio.
"Yea Hiei, well?" Yusuke said glaring at him slightly and a bit pleadingly. Hiei sipped his cola and looked at Kekio than Yusuke. Now if he said Yusuke blantly ignored Kekio Yusuke would suffer but later he would suffer. If he told Kekio the truth Yusuke wouldn't suffer and he wouldn't suffer. As much as he wanted revenge on Yusuke for carrying him back to the apartment numerous times the no suffering path looked best.
"I got in a fight. Kurama is away on vacation so Botan brought me here and Yusuke helped me out. I assume he couldn't leave to go and meet you while tending my injuries. My apologies for the trouble," Hiei said getting up and going to watch t.v. with Atsuko. It was quieter and as long as she didn't make him sit in her lap or anything he could tolerate it. He didn't watch Kenshin he read the magna.
"Hello Hiei," Atsuko greeted him and he sat on the couch while she sat on futon in the middle of the room.
"Hn" he responded watching as she flipped channels. A minute or two later after some talking Hiei didn't bother listening to Kekio came out of the kitchen.
"Thank you for telling me Hiei. I hope you get better soon. Happy holidays, you two!" she said merrily going out the door. Yusuke came out of the kitchen a few minutes later.
"I am ordering some take out. Thanks for saving my ass, Hiei," Yusuke said. Hiei nodded and returned to watching Atsuko flip channels. It was almost like they were comfortable with each others presence. After making the call Yusuke flopped down next to Hiei who was sitting cross legged on one end of the couch.
"What did you order Yusuke?" Atsuko asked.
"Ramen," Yusuke responded.
"We always have ramen," Atsuko sighed and laid down flipping to the jeopardy show.
"What is a sealed vacuum tube in which one or more beams of electrons are produced?"
"What is a televison?"
"No I am afraid that's incorrect."
"It's a cathode-ray tube," Hiei mumbled from the couch. Both Atsuko and Yusuke looked at him with an eyebrow raised then back at the tv.
"No more guesses? The answer was what is a cathode-ray tube," the host(2) said. Yusuke looked back at Hiei with one of those suspicious looks and Atsuko looked a bit shocked but was still pretty out of it.
"How'd you know that?" Yusuke asked
"Kurama." Hiei responded.
"You actually listen to the stuff he says? And remember it?" Yusuke asked incredulously.
"Hn," Hiei responded and looked away. He was spared from future inquires when the doorbell rang.
"I got it," Yusuke said still slightly awed.
Yusuke skived the bill by threatening to beat up the delivery boy. Atsuko didn't seem to really care. Hiei made no comment either way.
"Well Hiei, dig in!" Yusuke said, brandishing his chopsticks. Atsuko had already started into hers.
Hiei looked at the take-out bowl. It looked back at him. It would take at least two weeks for his ribs to heal, demon or not. He was stuck in the house. He had to accept the fact that he was stuck here. Besides he had no intention of offending anyone. He sighed again, opening the bowl and picking up his own chopsticks. If he was going to stay here, he wasn't going to eat take-out every night. That's for damn sure, he thought biting into the noodles and wincing.
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Kikira-san: okay so the ending was . . . weird.
Hiei: no fuck
Kurama: at least he's not stuck at my house.
Yusuke: this is going to get bad fast ain't it?
Kikira-san: you know the drill REVIEW!
Hiei:hn
Kikira-san: I love that!
A/N: I know I know not what you were hoping for it'll get better now that the basic is out of the way. Fluffy friendship is way overdue for a update I am trying to get ahead a bit so I can update more. I'll update soon. The chapter just needs spell check and all. Also should I bring Kuwabara into the next chapter? I already have a plan for Yukina and Atsuko and even Kekio (no not death). Ja now REVIEW!