Kikira-san: .
Hiei: she's mad because this chapter got somehow deleted
Kurama: in fact all of the chapters got deleted so she's having to retype this one since she hadn't posted it yet
Kikira-san: .
Hiei: also she thinks one of us did it
Kurama: which we should have
Kikira-san: . disclaimer
Hiei: Kikira-san doesn't own YYH
Kurama: or anything related
Kikira-san: . story
Hiei and Kurama: ::sigh::
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Atsuko had Hiei's hand in a death grip as she dragged him around the store with Yusuke following while trying not to laugh anymore. Hiei was shooting him evil glares.
"One word detective just one" Hiei warned as Atsuko threw a few delicate glass ornaments into the shopping cart.
"At least she didn't make you sit in the shopping cart huh?" Yusuke asked biting the inside of his cheek. He really wanted to laugh. It was even funnier as he watched Hiei's eyebrow twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.
"Clean up aisle five . . . hey! Let go of the mic. You crazy *@#%#$ let go of the @!#$#$% mic! Agh put the oar down! PUT IT DOWN! AHHH!!! *CRACK*"
Hiei and Yusuke both gave each other identical looks of exasperation.
"Hmph really what a way to treat a girl. Anyway umm Yusuke Urameshi and Hiei Jaganshi report to oh where am I? Umm customer service's desk, right away. Yusuke and Hiei haul your lazy @$$es up here! Now!" Botan's voice yelled over the speaker system.
"Damn her damn Koenma, damn missions, damn demons, no offense Hiei, damn everything," Yusuke listed off on his fingers as they approached the customer's service desk.
"Oh there you two are!" Botan said merrily as the two of them reached the desk. "Well it turns out there's a little trouble in Ningienkai and Koenma knew you wouldn't mind taking care of it."
"Well Botan he was dead wrong! We're out trying to have a nice holiday and you and your missions are ruining it," Yusuke said stubbornly.
"Well excuse me. Let the little children's souls get sucked up. Let their parents be in the hospital heart broken with shells of their former lively children. Let the holdiays be . . . "
"Ok, fine, if you shut the hell up will do it. But you have to shut the hell up for the rest of Christmas. Not until the day after Christmas do I even want to *hear* the word mission. Those are the terms deal?" Yusuke said holding out his hand.
"Fine," Botan said, shaking his hand, "now you have to go down to the section in the middle the meet Santa display, you know the one. The soul sucking demon is disguising himself as one of the people there. We aren't sure who though so your job is to find out who, uncover him, and then deal with him where all the little children won't be traumatized ok?" Botan said watching Hiei nervously.
"Che` fine," Hiei said crossing his arms in a stubborn sort of gesture.
"Well I have to get back to Rekai it's our busy season. You know faulty plugs, cooking accidents, I met this one man who died of a champagne cork to the chest." Botan looked thoughtful for a moment before returning to her bubbly smile. "Well bye!" she said zooming away.
"Well that's just great. I mean freaking great. Let's go get this over with," Yusuke said walking away toward the direction of the "meet Santa" display. Hiei sighed and followed.
They were about out of the ornament store when the intercom came back on.
"If anyone sees a blue haired girl wearing a pink kimono please let the front desk know. Also would the people with the tall brunette woman who is drunk singing about bars and her undead son, please go to aisle 6 to claim her. She's beating our employees back with a broom. We would like you to get the !@#$ over here NOW!" the intercom man said rather pissily.
Sweatdrop. Sweatdrop, Sweatdrop.
"Maybe we should go get Kassan first," Yusuke said, jabbing his thumb back toward the aisle. A loud crash sounded from the aisle. "Then again," Yusuke said, "I mean it's like Botan said those poor little children need us to save them. I mean little kids, Christmas, hospitals, all that Yule tide spirit," Yusuke said walking off. He stopped when something grabbed hold of his collar.
"Atsuko first then horrible ningien children killing demons," Hiei said, dragging him toward aisle five.
"But why?" Yusuke whined as he was dragged along.
"Which do you think is worse? Soul suckers or Atsuko?" Hiei asked questionably.
"Kassan," Yusuke answered quickly.
"So let's get the worst of it over with," Hiei said as they approached the aisle.
"Your logic sucks." Yusuke said flatly.
They came to the aisle with Atsuko beating the employees back with the broom. "You stole my son, you, demons! Now you're after me too! Evil! Give me back my son!" Atsuko yelled smacking random people with the broom.
"Who the hell is this crazy lady?" one of the employees asked only to be smacked on the back of the head by two fists of two rather pissed off looking Tantei.
"Respect," Yusuke growled while Hiei just looked evil and threatening.
"Sorry sir~!" the employee said scrambling away from the two of them.
"Mom, come on, let's go!" Yusuke said dodging warily around the broom as it was tossed at him.
"YUSUKE!" Atsuko screamed embracing her baby in a lung crushing hug while flinging the broom aside and accidentally hitting Hiei square in the head. He lay there with his eyes all swirly while Yusuke passed out from lack of oxygen. "Yusuke?" Atsuko asked shaking him a bit. "Hiei?" she muttered poking the other boy in the forehead.
"OUCH!!!! GODDAMN IT WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO POKE MY EYE OUT????" Hiei yelled both of his hands over his jagan.
"DON'T YELL AT ME!" Atsuko yelled back. Blank look. "What do you mean your eye?" she asked. Hiei blinked and then blinked again.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where's Yusuke?" he asked trying to look innocent.
Atsuko narrowed her eyes and was about to tell him not to change the subject when she realized she had forgot what they were talking about anyway. "Yusuke! He's over there!" she said rushing over to him. Hiei went and stood behind her, as Yusuke started to cough weakly.
"Am I dead?....Again?" Yusuke asked feebly.
"No you're alive!" Atsuko said wrapping her arms around his neck. Yusuke mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like shit.
*****************after all that great hugging stuff********bleh hugs********************
"Where do you two want to go now?" Atsuko asked now having one of the boys' hands each. Behind her back Hiei stuck his tongue out at Yusuke who stuck his tongue out at Hiei. "Boys?"
"Hey mom how bout we let Hiei go get his picture taken with Santa?" Yusuke said deciding to get both to embarrass Hiei and to get the mission over with at once! Hiei had the adorably confused look on his face. He knew what all of that meant but didn't understand why he would want a picture of himself with an old bearded man for.
"Oh yes! What a good idea Yusuke!" Atsuko said smiling at Hiei, who still didn't know what was going on but was suspicious of Yusuke's happy smile. It didn't look happy. It looked like one of Kurama's smiles when Hiei woke him up at 2 in the morning because he was hurt.(1) The fake kind of smile. Like I'm not really happy, something else is going on.
Yusuke= ^-^
Atsuko= ^.^
Hiei= .
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"Hiei you and Yusuke just wait in line here while I go pick up some things we need. Mmk? I'll be right back!" she said walking off leaving Yusuke and Hiei standing in the long line of crying children and aggravated mothers.
"Is that your brat?" one woman asked Yusuke.
"Yes this is my Hiei," Yusuke said pinching Hiei's cheek (FACE!!...perverts) "Isn't he just adorable?" Yusuke fawned sarcastically. Hiei's glare intensified to the point of burning through Yusuke's skull.
"Next whiny little hell-spawned brat!" one elf yelled chewing gum and pointing at Santa who was looking rather happy. Too happy for a fat old man forced into a red suit and holding screaming kids who were leaking from all ends and having lights flashing in his eyes all day long.
"That's the one," Yusuke and Hiei said in unison.
"Hey get your brat up here now!" one of the elves yelled. Yusuke grinned.
"Sure thing ma'am!" he said pushing Hiei up the stairs to Santa. And then right into Santa's lap. Hiei's face promised a long, slow and painful death in Yusuke's near future. Yusuke just sweatdropped and smiled.
"Ok, ok, get out of the picture already smile kid. 1, 2, 3 *FLASH*" the elf said as she pushed the camera button.
Hiei blinked and blinked again with spots covering his eyes. He waved his hands around unaware of where he was.
"So little kid, what do you want for Christmas?" the fake Santa asked Hiei as he started to try and suck Hiei's soul out.
"Your immediate death," Hiei replied sourly using his Jagan to stop "Santa" from sucking his soul out.
"Well if you've been goo . . . what?" Santa asked shakily looking down at the "kid"
"You heard me, moron," Hiei said. Santa started looking very nervous.
"W-well right, I'm sure Santa will give you whatever you want. Merry Christmas-s ho ho ho," Santa said lifting Hiei off his lap and putting him on the ground.
Unfortunately for Hiei he still couldn't see where he was, and the minute he was moved his arms flailed out in search of something solid. Yusuke sensing his trouble grabbed his hand and tried to lead him down the steps.
"Here's your brat's candy," one of the elves said trying to hand Hiei a candy cane.
"Hey could you hold onto him for a minute? I've got to go arrest Santa," Yusuke said with a wink shoving Hiei's hand into hers.
"You've gotta what?!" the elf yelled. Hiei had somehow managed to unwrap his candy cane and was happily licking it. (A/n: -twitch- Hiei's tongue -drool-)
Yusuke jumped back up to where Santa was holding a kid sucking her soul out.
"Santa you're under arrest!" Yusuke declared pointing at the bearded man.
"Ho ho ho?" Santa said giving him a perplexed look that was obviously fake.
"You heard me! Get down here now!" Yusuke screamed.
About then all the little kids got over the shock of the yelling strange boy and started to cry.
"Mommy, I don't want Santa to go to jail!"
"Who will bring the presents!?"
"Why Santa? WHY?!"
"Mommy is Santa going to visit Daddy?"
"I thought Santa was a good guy!"
Then the mothers, who had been standing in line for about twenty minutes with their little whiny I-will-NEVER-shut-up kids(2) who asked the strangest questions, broke. Their children came here to see Santa dammit and by God not rain, snow, or slicked up street punks were going to stop them! The fact that this Santa usually left children quiet and agreeable and slightly zombie-like had nothing to do with it. Not at all.
"Get down from there punk!"
"Our children came to see Santa!"
"Leave Santa alone!"
The mothers shouted at Yusuke and hit him with their bags, some used pepper spray.
"Agh do you ouch want your kids ow watch it! souls sucked out?" Yusuke asked while trying to shield himself from the abusive mothers. The mothers paid no attention to the obviously crazy rabid man trying to destroy their children's Christmas.
Meanwhile fake Santa noticed the Spirit Detective was distracted and decided to make his escape. While moving off the little stage set up for him he miscalculated so badly he ran into Hiei and the elf holding his hand. The shock of the bump was just enough to startled the candy cane out of Hiei's hand and it shattered on the ground. Everything stopped.
Hiei looked down at the shattered remains of his treat with big red eyes wet with tears. With an expression to break the coldest demons heart. He looked up at the crowd with the trodden on puppy dog look, sniffled once, and said quietly in the most pathetic voice "He broke my candy cane."
Then everything was quiet before the mothers, their hearts touched with motherly warmth, turned evil glares at the Santa who was looking VERY nervous.
"I-I'm sorry?" he stuttered backing away from Hiei. Suddenly all the mothers were surrounding him.
"AIIIIE!(3)" the cried pouncing on the Santa. Even the evil mean ghetto elves were helping the woman take down Santa in Hiei's rare fit of cuteness.
Yusuke sporting some new bumps and bruises came up to Hiei and clapped him on the shoulder.
"Good job! I didn't know you could be so manipulative!" Yusuke said smirking. Hiei looked up at him blankly.
"I want another candy cane," he said blandly, blinking.
"Oo-k," Yusuke said perceiving that perhaps the sad look wasn't really faked.
"Let's go find mom and we can get a whole bag of candy canes!" Yusuke said patting Hiei on the back.
"Hn," Hiei grumbled irritatedly.
"Come we have to go find Kassan," Yusuke said grabbing Hiei's hand and pulling him along. Surprisingly this had become so common-place lately because the authoress enjoys it that it bothered neither or our detectives.
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Kikira-san: ok I'm stopping there so I can put this up I mean its March 15 I think I really should post something
Kurama: I'm bored
Hiei: why does everyone insist on touching my hand
Yusuke: I'm so OOC!
Kikira-san: can't you think of anything positive to say?
::silence::
Kikira-san: I hate all of you.
A/N: anyways it looks like I picked this fic back up I hope none of you are too against it because its not Christmas anymore I mean its just an idea! It started around Christmas! Anyways I'm hoping to finish it soon so that I can get onto this other fic I want to do. With yaoi. I've been too against it lately I should just go for it. How bad could I do? Don't answer that just review.
(1) ok what I meant was when Hiei goes to Kurama's at 2 in the morning cause Hiei got all beat up and Kurama isn't so happy about being woken up for it.
(2) I'm not trying to beat on kids but on the holidays sometimes it just all becomes too much
(3) I don't know either
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Hiei: she's mad because this chapter got somehow deleted
Kurama: in fact all of the chapters got deleted so she's having to retype this one since she hadn't posted it yet
Kikira-san: .
Hiei: also she thinks one of us did it
Kurama: which we should have
Kikira-san: . disclaimer
Hiei: Kikira-san doesn't own YYH
Kurama: or anything related
Kikira-san: . story
Hiei and Kurama: ::sigh::
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Atsuko had Hiei's hand in a death grip as she dragged him around the store with Yusuke following while trying not to laugh anymore. Hiei was shooting him evil glares.
"One word detective just one" Hiei warned as Atsuko threw a few delicate glass ornaments into the shopping cart.
"At least she didn't make you sit in the shopping cart huh?" Yusuke asked biting the inside of his cheek. He really wanted to laugh. It was even funnier as he watched Hiei's eyebrow twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.
"Clean up aisle five . . . hey! Let go of the mic. You crazy *@#%#$ let go of the @!#$#$% mic! Agh put the oar down! PUT IT DOWN! AHHH!!! *CRACK*"
Hiei and Yusuke both gave each other identical looks of exasperation.
"Hmph really what a way to treat a girl. Anyway umm Yusuke Urameshi and Hiei Jaganshi report to oh where am I? Umm customer service's desk, right away. Yusuke and Hiei haul your lazy @$$es up here! Now!" Botan's voice yelled over the speaker system.
"Damn her damn Koenma, damn missions, damn demons, no offense Hiei, damn everything," Yusuke listed off on his fingers as they approached the customer's service desk.
"Oh there you two are!" Botan said merrily as the two of them reached the desk. "Well it turns out there's a little trouble in Ningienkai and Koenma knew you wouldn't mind taking care of it."
"Well Botan he was dead wrong! We're out trying to have a nice holiday and you and your missions are ruining it," Yusuke said stubbornly.
"Well excuse me. Let the little children's souls get sucked up. Let their parents be in the hospital heart broken with shells of their former lively children. Let the holdiays be . . . "
"Ok, fine, if you shut the hell up will do it. But you have to shut the hell up for the rest of Christmas. Not until the day after Christmas do I even want to *hear* the word mission. Those are the terms deal?" Yusuke said holding out his hand.
"Fine," Botan said, shaking his hand, "now you have to go down to the section in the middle the meet Santa display, you know the one. The soul sucking demon is disguising himself as one of the people there. We aren't sure who though so your job is to find out who, uncover him, and then deal with him where all the little children won't be traumatized ok?" Botan said watching Hiei nervously.
"Che` fine," Hiei said crossing his arms in a stubborn sort of gesture.
"Well I have to get back to Rekai it's our busy season. You know faulty plugs, cooking accidents, I met this one man who died of a champagne cork to the chest." Botan looked thoughtful for a moment before returning to her bubbly smile. "Well bye!" she said zooming away.
"Well that's just great. I mean freaking great. Let's go get this over with," Yusuke said walking away toward the direction of the "meet Santa" display. Hiei sighed and followed.
They were about out of the ornament store when the intercom came back on.
"If anyone sees a blue haired girl wearing a pink kimono please let the front desk know. Also would the people with the tall brunette woman who is drunk singing about bars and her undead son, please go to aisle 6 to claim her. She's beating our employees back with a broom. We would like you to get the !@#$ over here NOW!" the intercom man said rather pissily.
Sweatdrop. Sweatdrop, Sweatdrop.
"Maybe we should go get Kassan first," Yusuke said, jabbing his thumb back toward the aisle. A loud crash sounded from the aisle. "Then again," Yusuke said, "I mean it's like Botan said those poor little children need us to save them. I mean little kids, Christmas, hospitals, all that Yule tide spirit," Yusuke said walking off. He stopped when something grabbed hold of his collar.
"Atsuko first then horrible ningien children killing demons," Hiei said, dragging him toward aisle five.
"But why?" Yusuke whined as he was dragged along.
"Which do you think is worse? Soul suckers or Atsuko?" Hiei asked questionably.
"Kassan," Yusuke answered quickly.
"So let's get the worst of it over with," Hiei said as they approached the aisle.
"Your logic sucks." Yusuke said flatly.
They came to the aisle with Atsuko beating the employees back with the broom. "You stole my son, you, demons! Now you're after me too! Evil! Give me back my son!" Atsuko yelled smacking random people with the broom.
"Who the hell is this crazy lady?" one of the employees asked only to be smacked on the back of the head by two fists of two rather pissed off looking Tantei.
"Respect," Yusuke growled while Hiei just looked evil and threatening.
"Sorry sir~!" the employee said scrambling away from the two of them.
"Mom, come on, let's go!" Yusuke said dodging warily around the broom as it was tossed at him.
"YUSUKE!" Atsuko screamed embracing her baby in a lung crushing hug while flinging the broom aside and accidentally hitting Hiei square in the head. He lay there with his eyes all swirly while Yusuke passed out from lack of oxygen. "Yusuke?" Atsuko asked shaking him a bit. "Hiei?" she muttered poking the other boy in the forehead.
"OUCH!!!! GODDAMN IT WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO POKE MY EYE OUT????" Hiei yelled both of his hands over his jagan.
"DON'T YELL AT ME!" Atsuko yelled back. Blank look. "What do you mean your eye?" she asked. Hiei blinked and then blinked again.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where's Yusuke?" he asked trying to look innocent.
Atsuko narrowed her eyes and was about to tell him not to change the subject when she realized she had forgot what they were talking about anyway. "Yusuke! He's over there!" she said rushing over to him. Hiei went and stood behind her, as Yusuke started to cough weakly.
"Am I dead?....Again?" Yusuke asked feebly.
"No you're alive!" Atsuko said wrapping her arms around his neck. Yusuke mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like shit.
*****************after all that great hugging stuff********bleh hugs********************
"Where do you two want to go now?" Atsuko asked now having one of the boys' hands each. Behind her back Hiei stuck his tongue out at Yusuke who stuck his tongue out at Hiei. "Boys?"
"Hey mom how bout we let Hiei go get his picture taken with Santa?" Yusuke said deciding to get both to embarrass Hiei and to get the mission over with at once! Hiei had the adorably confused look on his face. He knew what all of that meant but didn't understand why he would want a picture of himself with an old bearded man for.
"Oh yes! What a good idea Yusuke!" Atsuko said smiling at Hiei, who still didn't know what was going on but was suspicious of Yusuke's happy smile. It didn't look happy. It looked like one of Kurama's smiles when Hiei woke him up at 2 in the morning because he was hurt.(1) The fake kind of smile. Like I'm not really happy, something else is going on.
Yusuke= ^-^
Atsuko= ^.^
Hiei= .
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"Hiei you and Yusuke just wait in line here while I go pick up some things we need. Mmk? I'll be right back!" she said walking off leaving Yusuke and Hiei standing in the long line of crying children and aggravated mothers.
"Is that your brat?" one woman asked Yusuke.
"Yes this is my Hiei," Yusuke said pinching Hiei's cheek (FACE!!...perverts) "Isn't he just adorable?" Yusuke fawned sarcastically. Hiei's glare intensified to the point of burning through Yusuke's skull.
"Next whiny little hell-spawned brat!" one elf yelled chewing gum and pointing at Santa who was looking rather happy. Too happy for a fat old man forced into a red suit and holding screaming kids who were leaking from all ends and having lights flashing in his eyes all day long.
"That's the one," Yusuke and Hiei said in unison.
"Hey get your brat up here now!" one of the elves yelled. Yusuke grinned.
"Sure thing ma'am!" he said pushing Hiei up the stairs to Santa. And then right into Santa's lap. Hiei's face promised a long, slow and painful death in Yusuke's near future. Yusuke just sweatdropped and smiled.
"Ok, ok, get out of the picture already smile kid. 1, 2, 3 *FLASH*" the elf said as she pushed the camera button.
Hiei blinked and blinked again with spots covering his eyes. He waved his hands around unaware of where he was.
"So little kid, what do you want for Christmas?" the fake Santa asked Hiei as he started to try and suck Hiei's soul out.
"Your immediate death," Hiei replied sourly using his Jagan to stop "Santa" from sucking his soul out.
"Well if you've been goo . . . what?" Santa asked shakily looking down at the "kid"
"You heard me, moron," Hiei said. Santa started looking very nervous.
"W-well right, I'm sure Santa will give you whatever you want. Merry Christmas-s ho ho ho," Santa said lifting Hiei off his lap and putting him on the ground.
Unfortunately for Hiei he still couldn't see where he was, and the minute he was moved his arms flailed out in search of something solid. Yusuke sensing his trouble grabbed his hand and tried to lead him down the steps.
"Here's your brat's candy," one of the elves said trying to hand Hiei a candy cane.
"Hey could you hold onto him for a minute? I've got to go arrest Santa," Yusuke said with a wink shoving Hiei's hand into hers.
"You've gotta what?!" the elf yelled. Hiei had somehow managed to unwrap his candy cane and was happily licking it. (A/n: -twitch- Hiei's tongue -drool-)
Yusuke jumped back up to where Santa was holding a kid sucking her soul out.
"Santa you're under arrest!" Yusuke declared pointing at the bearded man.
"Ho ho ho?" Santa said giving him a perplexed look that was obviously fake.
"You heard me! Get down here now!" Yusuke screamed.
About then all the little kids got over the shock of the yelling strange boy and started to cry.
"Mommy, I don't want Santa to go to jail!"
"Who will bring the presents!?"
"Why Santa? WHY?!"
"Mommy is Santa going to visit Daddy?"
"I thought Santa was a good guy!"
Then the mothers, who had been standing in line for about twenty minutes with their little whiny I-will-NEVER-shut-up kids(2) who asked the strangest questions, broke. Their children came here to see Santa dammit and by God not rain, snow, or slicked up street punks were going to stop them! The fact that this Santa usually left children quiet and agreeable and slightly zombie-like had nothing to do with it. Not at all.
"Get down from there punk!"
"Our children came to see Santa!"
"Leave Santa alone!"
The mothers shouted at Yusuke and hit him with their bags, some used pepper spray.
"Agh do you ouch want your kids ow watch it! souls sucked out?" Yusuke asked while trying to shield himself from the abusive mothers. The mothers paid no attention to the obviously crazy rabid man trying to destroy their children's Christmas.
Meanwhile fake Santa noticed the Spirit Detective was distracted and decided to make his escape. While moving off the little stage set up for him he miscalculated so badly he ran into Hiei and the elf holding his hand. The shock of the bump was just enough to startled the candy cane out of Hiei's hand and it shattered on the ground. Everything stopped.
Hiei looked down at the shattered remains of his treat with big red eyes wet with tears. With an expression to break the coldest demons heart. He looked up at the crowd with the trodden on puppy dog look, sniffled once, and said quietly in the most pathetic voice "He broke my candy cane."
Then everything was quiet before the mothers, their hearts touched with motherly warmth, turned evil glares at the Santa who was looking VERY nervous.
"I-I'm sorry?" he stuttered backing away from Hiei. Suddenly all the mothers were surrounding him.
"AIIIIE!(3)" the cried pouncing on the Santa. Even the evil mean ghetto elves were helping the woman take down Santa in Hiei's rare fit of cuteness.
Yusuke sporting some new bumps and bruises came up to Hiei and clapped him on the shoulder.
"Good job! I didn't know you could be so manipulative!" Yusuke said smirking. Hiei looked up at him blankly.
"I want another candy cane," he said blandly, blinking.
"Oo-k," Yusuke said perceiving that perhaps the sad look wasn't really faked.
"Let's go find mom and we can get a whole bag of candy canes!" Yusuke said patting Hiei on the back.
"Hn," Hiei grumbled irritatedly.
"Come we have to go find Kassan," Yusuke said grabbing Hiei's hand and pulling him along. Surprisingly this had become so common-place lately because the authoress enjoys it that it bothered neither or our detectives.
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Kikira-san: ok I'm stopping there so I can put this up I mean its March 15 I think I really should post something
Kurama: I'm bored
Hiei: why does everyone insist on touching my hand
Yusuke: I'm so OOC!
Kikira-san: can't you think of anything positive to say?
::silence::
Kikira-san: I hate all of you.
A/N: anyways it looks like I picked this fic back up I hope none of you are too against it because its not Christmas anymore I mean its just an idea! It started around Christmas! Anyways I'm hoping to finish it soon so that I can get onto this other fic I want to do. With yaoi. I've been too against it lately I should just go for it. How bad could I do? Don't answer that just review.
(1) ok what I meant was when Hiei goes to Kurama's at 2 in the morning cause Hiei got all beat up and Kurama isn't so happy about being woken up for it.
(2) I'm not trying to beat on kids but on the holidays sometimes it just all becomes too much
(3) I don't know either
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