I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE LAST WEEKEND! I'll make it up, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! ...I'll update more over the vacation.
Oh, and by the way, this is a comedy fic. no yaoi. Maybe a bit of AnnaYoh...
ON WITH THE STORY!!! But first...wait, didn't I say this last time? ^_^
Disclaimer: Shaman king and all related characters and logos are copyright of Hiroyuki takei and I don't own them. If I DID, however, I would have this really nice alienware computer...and I don't own alienware.
Chapter 3
Poor, Poor, Manta...
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It was the day after Yoh passed out from being too hyper (Well, that power drink was really just a bag of sugar in kiwi juice anyway, so that's to be expected.). While Manta was in the middle of his 2000 pushups, Anna suddenly remembered...
Manta: 1578...1579...1580...
Anna: Manta, we forgot to do Hyoi Gattai practice yesterday. double training today.
Manta: But it's too early for dinner, Anna-san!!! I can't feel my legs!
Anna: MANTA, NOW!!!
For a change of pace, and since Manta was the target, and since this was all Faust's fault, Anna did her hidden super killer move 3 and threw faust at Manta.
Faust: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
Anna: This was all your fault, remember?
Horo Horo: I feel so sorry for Manta...I'm glad I don't have to train, since Pirika isn't here...
Ren: It's to be expected, Manta was the one who WANTED the training in the first place, remember baka?
Horo Horo: WHO'S BAKA?!?
Ren: Oh, did that not get through your empty head?
Chocolove: You're petty and dread?
Horo Horo: That was your worst one yet...
Ren: You're lucky this kisama broke my Kwan-dou...otherwise, you wouldn't have that weird nose anymore...
Chocolove: GAH!
Anna: Oh, Horo Horo, Pirika is dropping in today in about...
Pirika bursts into the Funbari Onsen, and looks for Horo Horo, while Manta collapsed in the training area.
Anna: now...MANTA! GET TO YOUR HYOI GATTAI TRAINING!!!
Pirika: 50 laps around the lake, Onii-chan!
Horo Horo: yes...
Pirika: Hyoi gattai training? Manta isn't a shaman!
Anna: NOW he isn't...
Manta: Mosuke, spirit ball mode!
Mosuke simply hovers above manta, staying in spirit form, and Anna gets extremely mad at manta, while Yoh gets up, gets a glass of water, and lays back down where he originally was.
All: How did he...
Faust: I didn't know Yoh was a sleepwalker...
Pirika: Manta, try concentrating more. Completely clear your mind and concentrate on making Mosuke into a spirit ball.
Mosuke: I shall try harder too...
(A/N: HOORAY! Mosuke's first spoken line for 2 CHAPTERS!)
Manta: Yes...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE!!!
Mosuke formed into a spirit ball in Manta's hand and both were very happy about it.
Manta: HYOI GATTAI!!!
Manta forced Mosuke into his body, but he wouldn't go in. Both seemed very confused.
Anna: Concentrate on letting Mosuke into your body, and then it should work out from there.
Manta: Ok, I'll try again...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE, HYOI GATTAI!
Manta lets Mosuke into his body, but when he pulls his hand away, Mosuke's spirit is half in Manta's body and half of it is being stretched by Manta's hand. Mosuke is then forced out of Manta's body and reverts to his spirit form.
Ren: Concentrate on merging souls with your spirit, Manta. then you'll have a 30% Hyoi gattai.
Manta: 30%? I though that the maximum I could handle was 10%...
Ryu: Well, you've been training very hard lately, Manta.
Manta: Yeah, I guess so...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE, HYOI GATTAI!!!
Manta performs a successful Hyoi gattai, and then collpses on the ground with Yoh. Faust rushes over, and examines both of them.
Faust: They'll both be out for about another day. Yoh has recovered very quickly from my solution.
Anna: Speaking of which, have you ever tested that before?
Faust: Uhhh...that is...
Anna: Since you handle my training well...100,000 pushups, then 20,000 sit-ups, then 50,000 crunches. they'll wake up long before you finish. Don't forget, I can still take Eliza away.
Faust: Eliza! Well, I'll get started then...
And so, Faust started his very long training schedule.
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Anna is a demon! I'm so glad she's fictional!
Anna: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THE PUSHUPS I ASSIGNED!
What the? *starts doing pushups* With this going on, I might not update for a couple of days...
Anna: PUSHUPS!!!!
REVIEW NOW! OR I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S CURSE!!!...please?
Yoh + Manta: Zzzzzzzz...
Oh, and by the way, this is a comedy fic. no yaoi. Maybe a bit of AnnaYoh...
ON WITH THE STORY!!! But first...wait, didn't I say this last time? ^_^
Disclaimer: Shaman king and all related characters and logos are copyright of Hiroyuki takei and I don't own them. If I DID, however, I would have this really nice alienware computer...and I don't own alienware.
Chapter 3
Poor, Poor, Manta...
---
It was the day after Yoh passed out from being too hyper (Well, that power drink was really just a bag of sugar in kiwi juice anyway, so that's to be expected.). While Manta was in the middle of his 2000 pushups, Anna suddenly remembered...
Manta: 1578...1579...1580...
Anna: Manta, we forgot to do Hyoi Gattai practice yesterday. double training today.
Manta: But it's too early for dinner, Anna-san!!! I can't feel my legs!
Anna: MANTA, NOW!!!
For a change of pace, and since Manta was the target, and since this was all Faust's fault, Anna did her hidden super killer move 3 and threw faust at Manta.
Faust: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
Anna: This was all your fault, remember?
Horo Horo: I feel so sorry for Manta...I'm glad I don't have to train, since Pirika isn't here...
Ren: It's to be expected, Manta was the one who WANTED the training in the first place, remember baka?
Horo Horo: WHO'S BAKA?!?
Ren: Oh, did that not get through your empty head?
Chocolove: You're petty and dread?
Horo Horo: That was your worst one yet...
Ren: You're lucky this kisama broke my Kwan-dou...otherwise, you wouldn't have that weird nose anymore...
Chocolove: GAH!
Anna: Oh, Horo Horo, Pirika is dropping in today in about...
Pirika bursts into the Funbari Onsen, and looks for Horo Horo, while Manta collapsed in the training area.
Anna: now...MANTA! GET TO YOUR HYOI GATTAI TRAINING!!!
Pirika: 50 laps around the lake, Onii-chan!
Horo Horo: yes...
Pirika: Hyoi gattai training? Manta isn't a shaman!
Anna: NOW he isn't...
Manta: Mosuke, spirit ball mode!
Mosuke simply hovers above manta, staying in spirit form, and Anna gets extremely mad at manta, while Yoh gets up, gets a glass of water, and lays back down where he originally was.
All: How did he...
Faust: I didn't know Yoh was a sleepwalker...
Pirika: Manta, try concentrating more. Completely clear your mind and concentrate on making Mosuke into a spirit ball.
Mosuke: I shall try harder too...
(A/N: HOORAY! Mosuke's first spoken line for 2 CHAPTERS!)
Manta: Yes...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE!!!
Mosuke formed into a spirit ball in Manta's hand and both were very happy about it.
Manta: HYOI GATTAI!!!
Manta forced Mosuke into his body, but he wouldn't go in. Both seemed very confused.
Anna: Concentrate on letting Mosuke into your body, and then it should work out from there.
Manta: Ok, I'll try again...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE, HYOI GATTAI!
Manta lets Mosuke into his body, but when he pulls his hand away, Mosuke's spirit is half in Manta's body and half of it is being stretched by Manta's hand. Mosuke is then forced out of Manta's body and reverts to his spirit form.
Ren: Concentrate on merging souls with your spirit, Manta. then you'll have a 30% Hyoi gattai.
Manta: 30%? I though that the maximum I could handle was 10%...
Ryu: Well, you've been training very hard lately, Manta.
Manta: Yeah, I guess so...MOSUKE, SPIRIT BALL MODE, HYOI GATTAI!!!
Manta performs a successful Hyoi gattai, and then collpses on the ground with Yoh. Faust rushes over, and examines both of them.
Faust: They'll both be out for about another day. Yoh has recovered very quickly from my solution.
Anna: Speaking of which, have you ever tested that before?
Faust: Uhhh...that is...
Anna: Since you handle my training well...100,000 pushups, then 20,000 sit-ups, then 50,000 crunches. they'll wake up long before you finish. Don't forget, I can still take Eliza away.
Faust: Eliza! Well, I'll get started then...
And so, Faust started his very long training schedule.
---
Anna is a demon! I'm so glad she's fictional!
Anna: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THE PUSHUPS I ASSIGNED!
What the? *starts doing pushups* With this going on, I might not update for a couple of days...
Anna: PUSHUPS!!!!
REVIEW NOW! OR I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S CURSE!!!...please?
Yoh + Manta: Zzzzzzzz...