*YO YO YO, Bobs in da house, this is my chapter, now reviewers; please
decide whose you like better. ~ signifies a flash back.*
I've changed it a bit, it is now a cross over, hopefully with some good results
*So, on with the story, o yeah first, neither I nor towlieman owns Artemis Fowl, or anything else you might recognize, including words, phrases and letters* ***************************************************
Artemis looked round the room, every thing was normal, apart from some singed holly, so he went back to sleep.
The next morning, he woke up and started to unwrap his presents, there was a paper shredder, a pile of leaves, (his cousin was slightly insane) and a home gymnasium. He looked at the tag on the last, and smallest present.
Dear Artemis, um, I couldn't resist looking, great idea, ha, you probably have no idea who I am when you read this, but you will soon enough, it's already to go into your computer, but what ever you do, DISCONNECT IT FROM THE INTERNET FIRST, that means physically rip out the modem wire from the wall, firewalls can't save you. Pull out the network card, believe me, you don't want Foaly finding out.
Artemis gasped, "Foaly"
~ 'Press the conference button. Yellow. A circle with lines shooting out, like the sun. Do you see it?'~
Artemis shook his head, he read the name again, "Foaly."
~ "We found a ***** file waiting to be delivered."~
~ "More **** files." ~
Artemis found himself speaking, lost in the memory. "I had to try, I'm sure you understand." ~ "Nothing else you want to tell us about?"
"Nothing. You're too clever for me."
~ "the virus will monitor your system for a further six months, just in case you have outwitted us somehow." ~
"I won't" Artemis hesitated. ""I won't remember it anyway."
The memory had faded again; all he could remember was the words and impression of horseyness, someone had made him forget something, a lot. What was that word, he couldn't remember, he was sure it was the key to the whole puzzle, he pulled out one of his new presents, he hadn't connected any network capabilities to it yet, and it required a wire to connect to the internet. With out reading the rest of the note on the top of the gift, he unwrapped it, it was a CD, he slotted it into the drive, and read the rest of the note while doing so;
Ha, that's probably triggered something, I'll be back tomorrow night to talk to you good and proper, make sure you remember it all, well thanks for getting me out of prison.
~the day after *****'s arrest.~
"I have not finished with you yet."
The name remained outside his grasp, he turned his eyes down to the note again.
Well, see you soon,
Mulch
"I have not finished with you yet Mulch Diggums!!"
He was starting to remember, he looked at the screen.
There was a document called read me first.doc, he opened it up;
Well, Artemis, hi, I have no idea what you are like, but soon, I'll be back, and you will be stronger, for being complete, understand? No of course not. If you're reading this then, well it's complicated to explain, if you are reading this, then I have been unable to prevent the course of events that I knew must take place. First off, I'll begin by explaining who I am, and when I'm done, move on to the next document and so forth, then you shall be whole again.
Who am I? I suppose you could say I am dead, now any way.
(The Op center)
"Root, Holly!!!! get your asses in here right now!!" Root put down his cup of nettle tea, this was serious, Foaly almost never called him by his first name, he legged it to the Ops booth
The door opened and Root walked in, "Foaly, what's the matter."
"Fowl, he's.. No time to explain, where's Holly?"
"She's out on a recon flight, you know, the strange happenings around the edge of town."
"I don't care, bring her in, NOW!!!"
"FOALY, NEVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I AM THE COMMANDER, NOT YOU, civilian, and besides, you can do it much easier than me."
Root's face went bright red, this was completely out of character for the centaur.
Foaly picked up the microphone, and yelled down it,
"Holly, get in here as quickly as possible for a briefing for a mission to the surface."
(The caverns on the edge of town)
"ARGH"
The centaur almost deafened her.
"Not so loud Foaly, calm down, this is fascinating, the rock, it's, it's moving."
¬Radio¬ "I don't care if it's dancing the hokey pokey, get in here NOW!!!"
Ah, this was more familiar; it was commander Root, "Right on sir."
(Artemis' bedroom)
Though I am not truly dead, I no longer exist, though if I know Mulch
"Something he ate" ~ said Artemis, and squeezed the joint. ~
He's started to bring me back with a few well-placed words.
"What do you want sir?" asked Holly between gasps of breath, she'd just flown all the way in under a minute.
"Foaly will explain." Said Root behind one of his noxious cigars.
"When I wiped the memory of our favourite mud boy, I made a copy of his memories, and I've just had a chance to look at it, come with me, quickly."
Foaly started hurrying towards the pod bays and Root and Holly struggled to keep up.
"What's this got to do with us now?"
"Well, one of his last memories was giving Mulch Diggums a CD, disguised as a gold medallion."
"Holy Frond."
"Exactly, we're in deep Frond unless we can stop Artemis seeing that disc, and guess what?"
"What?"
"Our favourite reprobate, after committing no crimes for six months, and escaping jail, last night, took a shuttle to the surface last night. More specifically, Tara."
"Again, Holy Frond."
"Exactly."
They arrived at the pod bay.
Luckily there is a magma flare in two minutes, and this chute is the second closest one to Artemis' house, now, you will be underwater part of the way, and there won't be a station on top, so you can test out my new wing design."
"For the third time, Holy Frond."
"It's not that bad, you stand on this platform, with the wings on, press this button, and 'voila'."
The wings wrapped around Holly and slotted into the base, forming a pod.
"Slap the Big Red button, and the platform disengages, and the wings open up, this is now the fastest way to the surface known to fairy. Stand back everyone."
The chute door span in to place, locking, the egg with holly inside headed down the rails
Any way, I digress, my name, is Artemis Fowl the second, and my mind will be wiped by the centaur Foaly, well, from your point of view, this has already happened.
Artemis, started to copy the disc, he didn't know why, but he thought it would be a good idea.
The flares fired, and Holly was sent catapulting up the shaft, through layers of water, then finally into the sky.
Go to our bed; feel under the side exactly 1 metre from the headboard with the picture of the fairy.
~A computer screen, with a book on it, THE book, the book that Artemis had spent days translating, it was there~ Now read and I should return, if not, enough of the documents here shall give you my memories back.
Carry me always, carry me well. I am thy teacher of herb and spell. I am thy link to power arcane. Forget me and thy magic shall wane.
****** Holly hit the BRB. ******
~A helmet on the ground~
Ten times ten commandments there be.
**** The wings unfolded, she sped at top speed to the cost of Ireland. ****
~A figure massaging its ears~
They will answer every mystery.
~a bed banging into a new layer of concrete
Cures, curses, alchemy.
~ "They're experimental. The ancient warlocks used to be able to turn lead into gold, according to the Book, but the secret was lost." ~
These secrets shall be thine, through me.
~A silvery dart fired towards the figure. ~
The new copy of the disc popped out of the laptop, Artemis ignored it.
*** Fowl manor, the fairy slowed down and circled the building ***
But, fairy remember this above all.
~Wine English~
"Irish actually."
I am not for those in mud that crawl. ~Mud-boy~ ~Mud-man~ ** A window. A laptop. "Mud boy?" Oh shit, he's reading it. ** ~Mud-maid~
And forever doomed shall be the one.
~ "How did you know my name?" ~
"If you would where. a nametag."
Who betrays my secrets one. * She took aim * ~Captain~ by ~Short~ one.
"Holly!!" The laptop exploded. ___________________________________________________
*So how did I do? * Okay, some reviews are in, a lot more than I expected just for the first chapter, and Boo, either you're really good, or Arty Fowl is a set of fanfics with more reviewers than Discworld or the Italian job, but any way they seem to like it, Bobyou better wait for reviews cos I aint making this decision, and the reviewers can pick the muse they want, and that one shall carry on the rest of the story.
I've changed it a bit, it is now a cross over, hopefully with some good results
*So, on with the story, o yeah first, neither I nor towlieman owns Artemis Fowl, or anything else you might recognize, including words, phrases and letters* ***************************************************
Artemis looked round the room, every thing was normal, apart from some singed holly, so he went back to sleep.
The next morning, he woke up and started to unwrap his presents, there was a paper shredder, a pile of leaves, (his cousin was slightly insane) and a home gymnasium. He looked at the tag on the last, and smallest present.
Dear Artemis, um, I couldn't resist looking, great idea, ha, you probably have no idea who I am when you read this, but you will soon enough, it's already to go into your computer, but what ever you do, DISCONNECT IT FROM THE INTERNET FIRST, that means physically rip out the modem wire from the wall, firewalls can't save you. Pull out the network card, believe me, you don't want Foaly finding out.
Artemis gasped, "Foaly"
~ 'Press the conference button. Yellow. A circle with lines shooting out, like the sun. Do you see it?'~
Artemis shook his head, he read the name again, "Foaly."
~ "We found a ***** file waiting to be delivered."~
~ "More **** files." ~
Artemis found himself speaking, lost in the memory. "I had to try, I'm sure you understand." ~ "Nothing else you want to tell us about?"
"Nothing. You're too clever for me."
~ "the virus will monitor your system for a further six months, just in case you have outwitted us somehow." ~
"I won't" Artemis hesitated. ""I won't remember it anyway."
The memory had faded again; all he could remember was the words and impression of horseyness, someone had made him forget something, a lot. What was that word, he couldn't remember, he was sure it was the key to the whole puzzle, he pulled out one of his new presents, he hadn't connected any network capabilities to it yet, and it required a wire to connect to the internet. With out reading the rest of the note on the top of the gift, he unwrapped it, it was a CD, he slotted it into the drive, and read the rest of the note while doing so;
Ha, that's probably triggered something, I'll be back tomorrow night to talk to you good and proper, make sure you remember it all, well thanks for getting me out of prison.
~the day after *****'s arrest.~
"I have not finished with you yet."
The name remained outside his grasp, he turned his eyes down to the note again.
Well, see you soon,
Mulch
"I have not finished with you yet Mulch Diggums!!"
He was starting to remember, he looked at the screen.
There was a document called read me first.doc, he opened it up;
Well, Artemis, hi, I have no idea what you are like, but soon, I'll be back, and you will be stronger, for being complete, understand? No of course not. If you're reading this then, well it's complicated to explain, if you are reading this, then I have been unable to prevent the course of events that I knew must take place. First off, I'll begin by explaining who I am, and when I'm done, move on to the next document and so forth, then you shall be whole again.
Who am I? I suppose you could say I am dead, now any way.
(The Op center)
"Root, Holly!!!! get your asses in here right now!!" Root put down his cup of nettle tea, this was serious, Foaly almost never called him by his first name, he legged it to the Ops booth
The door opened and Root walked in, "Foaly, what's the matter."
"Fowl, he's.. No time to explain, where's Holly?"
"She's out on a recon flight, you know, the strange happenings around the edge of town."
"I don't care, bring her in, NOW!!!"
"FOALY, NEVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN, I AM THE COMMANDER, NOT YOU, civilian, and besides, you can do it much easier than me."
Root's face went bright red, this was completely out of character for the centaur.
Foaly picked up the microphone, and yelled down it,
"Holly, get in here as quickly as possible for a briefing for a mission to the surface."
(The caverns on the edge of town)
"ARGH"
The centaur almost deafened her.
"Not so loud Foaly, calm down, this is fascinating, the rock, it's, it's moving."
¬Radio¬ "I don't care if it's dancing the hokey pokey, get in here NOW!!!"
Ah, this was more familiar; it was commander Root, "Right on sir."
(Artemis' bedroom)
Though I am not truly dead, I no longer exist, though if I know Mulch
"Something he ate" ~ said Artemis, and squeezed the joint. ~
He's started to bring me back with a few well-placed words.
"What do you want sir?" asked Holly between gasps of breath, she'd just flown all the way in under a minute.
"Foaly will explain." Said Root behind one of his noxious cigars.
"When I wiped the memory of our favourite mud boy, I made a copy of his memories, and I've just had a chance to look at it, come with me, quickly."
Foaly started hurrying towards the pod bays and Root and Holly struggled to keep up.
"What's this got to do with us now?"
"Well, one of his last memories was giving Mulch Diggums a CD, disguised as a gold medallion."
"Holy Frond."
"Exactly, we're in deep Frond unless we can stop Artemis seeing that disc, and guess what?"
"What?"
"Our favourite reprobate, after committing no crimes for six months, and escaping jail, last night, took a shuttle to the surface last night. More specifically, Tara."
"Again, Holy Frond."
"Exactly."
They arrived at the pod bay.
Luckily there is a magma flare in two minutes, and this chute is the second closest one to Artemis' house, now, you will be underwater part of the way, and there won't be a station on top, so you can test out my new wing design."
"For the third time, Holy Frond."
"It's not that bad, you stand on this platform, with the wings on, press this button, and 'voila'."
The wings wrapped around Holly and slotted into the base, forming a pod.
"Slap the Big Red button, and the platform disengages, and the wings open up, this is now the fastest way to the surface known to fairy. Stand back everyone."
The chute door span in to place, locking, the egg with holly inside headed down the rails
Any way, I digress, my name, is Artemis Fowl the second, and my mind will be wiped by the centaur Foaly, well, from your point of view, this has already happened.
Artemis, started to copy the disc, he didn't know why, but he thought it would be a good idea.
The flares fired, and Holly was sent catapulting up the shaft, through layers of water, then finally into the sky.
Go to our bed; feel under the side exactly 1 metre from the headboard with the picture of the fairy.
~A computer screen, with a book on it, THE book, the book that Artemis had spent days translating, it was there~ Now read and I should return, if not, enough of the documents here shall give you my memories back.
Carry me always, carry me well. I am thy teacher of herb and spell. I am thy link to power arcane. Forget me and thy magic shall wane.
****** Holly hit the BRB. ******
~A helmet on the ground~
Ten times ten commandments there be.
**** The wings unfolded, she sped at top speed to the cost of Ireland. ****
~A figure massaging its ears~
They will answer every mystery.
~a bed banging into a new layer of concrete
Cures, curses, alchemy.
~ "They're experimental. The ancient warlocks used to be able to turn lead into gold, according to the Book, but the secret was lost." ~
These secrets shall be thine, through me.
~A silvery dart fired towards the figure. ~
The new copy of the disc popped out of the laptop, Artemis ignored it.
*** Fowl manor, the fairy slowed down and circled the building ***
But, fairy remember this above all.
~Wine English~
"Irish actually."
I am not for those in mud that crawl. ~Mud-boy~ ~Mud-man~ ** A window. A laptop. "Mud boy?" Oh shit, he's reading it. ** ~Mud-maid~
And forever doomed shall be the one.
~ "How did you know my name?" ~
"If you would where. a nametag."
Who betrays my secrets one. * She took aim * ~Captain~ by ~Short~ one.
"Holly!!" The laptop exploded. ___________________________________________________
*So how did I do? * Okay, some reviews are in, a lot more than I expected just for the first chapter, and Boo, either you're really good, or Arty Fowl is a set of fanfics with more reviewers than Discworld or the Italian job, but any way they seem to like it, Bobyou better wait for reviews cos I aint making this decision, and the reviewers can pick the muse they want, and that one shall carry on the rest of the story.