Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh!

Bwhahah! I just read my first two chapters for the story and it was funny! Sorry, it's been awhile since I've read this story and I was surprised that I wrote what I wrote. Sigh, Kaiba was referred as an ass, arrogant, a prick, etc…whew! Haha…

Okay okay, let's cut straight to the chase and continue the suspense…^__^ Oh, there will be seem language in this.

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Last chapter: He risked a glance back at the stage, oh god, she was coming toward him. At the chorus, Tea planted a heel on either side of his chair.

"T-Tea, now..." he said nervously, backing as far as he could in his chair. "You're my bodyguard..."

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Kaiba's hands that were on his chair trembled and the chair shifted. Tea's grip on the chair slipped and she toppled ungracefully forward, slamming into Kaiba and bringing him down to the ground, champagne spilling all over his face and silk clothing.

Damn these heels! Who the hell made up the idea of shoes that people can only walk in and look pretty?!

"Hehe…sorry," Tea muttered to Kaiba. Her knee had jabbed into Kaiba's groin and he was now wheezing for breath, his mouth in a grimace/demented smile.

"It…didn't…hurt…" gasped Kaiba, trying to regain the scraps of what was left of his manly dignity.

Tea quickly rolled off of him and jumped up. She flashed a quick smile to the staring crowd, "Sorry!" she said apologetically.

Theodore burst into laughter. "Oh Kaiba, I never imagined you to be unmanned by my dancer!"

As others started to join in their chuckles filled with mirth, Tea risked a quick look at the sopping Kaiba.

Oooh, shouldn't have looked at him, she thought. His hair was dripping, the front of his shirt had stains of red, and his face was a burnt tomato. However he was giving a you-are-so-dead glare at her. She gave him a sheepish smile in response.

She jumped when a hand clapped her on the shoulder. "Girl," said Theodore, "you amuse me. Not only can you dance but you can still upstage our little Kaiba here, you're now our main dancer."

"Oh, um, sure!" said Tea, shifting away from Kaiba. Okay, I think I've just overdued my stay. Stupid idiots! Like hell I would be your dancer. Just need to get Kaiba to come with me. The only problem is I don't think he wants to have anything to do with me.

"I'll just change and get Mr. Kaiba some clothing." Tea grabbed Kaiba's hand and quickly jerked him toward the door, leaving the rest of the people with an amused smile on their face.

As they left the room, they could hear Theodore's voice saying, "I had thought to give you the main course of entertainment, but after watching that escapade, I'll have to say, Kaiba takes first place!"

Tea started to run down the corridor, slipping a little as her heels skidded on the marble floor. Kaiba ran after, yelling, "What the fuck did you think you were doing!?"

"Hey!" she retorted back, turning her head to look at him, "Everything was fine until you had to get nervous and shake that stupid chair!"

"Shake?" Kaiba bellowed. "I certainly wasn't the one who was doing the shaking in that room!"

Tea threw him an exasperated look, and then BAM!

She ran into a door.

"Oro!" she said lying on the ground, her eyes spinning. (sorry couldn't resist RK)

Kaiba stood over her body, laughing so hard that tears streamed from his eyes.

Tea could only see bright white stars in her vision.

"So what now, bodyguard," he said smirking.

Tea sprang up and threw him a threatening look as she mumbled death threats under her breath. She opened the door to the dressing room and pulled Kaiba in, locking the door.

"Change," she ordered.

"What?" Kaiba said incredulously. "You dragged me in here to change? I could've done that in the men's room. At least they have pictures of good looking women in there, I'm stuck here with the most ugly-assed gir--"

SMACK!

"What were you saying?" Tea said calmly, an evil glint in her eye.

"I am the CEO of KaibaCorp, I can easily make your life miserable, I can pay teachers to fail you--," spluttered Kaiba in his fury.

"But you won't because I can help save your ass as well as help keep Mokuba safe," Tea cut in.

"Listen, these guys aren't the ones who are after you. If you had taken the time to look at their behavior toward you, yes, they don't like you, I mean who does? But back to the point, if they wanted to harm you, a smile or a flashing glance would've given them away, believe me, I was paying close attention to their attitudes. I was up there on the stage, and no one gave you a second thought. They thought of you as just another powerful rival. If they could get rid of you, they would, but the police would be on them in a flash. They would be suspected right away."

"Okay Sherlock Holmes (do they even know of him?)," snorted an irate Kaiba. "Then lets leave, and you just wait until we're back in my limo," he threatened.

Tea hesitated and then said in a rushed voice, "Ah, that might not be a good idea also. You see, I also noticed some guys loitering around your limo when I snuck in here. Most likely they either planted another bomb in your car, or, they're waiting for you to come out of the party, inebriated, and then bam! They kick your ass!"

He scowled at Tea, "Then what the hell is your plan!" he exploded. "You got champagne all over me, made me the laughingstock out of all my rivals, which, by the way, will make the butt of all jokes for the rest of my damn life, hit me in the most uncomfortable area, and now you're saying we're stuck here?!"

"Well," said Tea with a mischievous smile, "not exactly. If we can somehow manage to leave unnoticed, we can just flag down a cab. Nobody will chase after us if they can't recognize us!"

"Oh no! Oh no!" Kaiba said, backing away. "I am worth billions of dollars, I will not dress like a---"

Tea shoved a mop in his hand and threw a janitor's uniform at him.

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30 min. later.

Tea slouched her shoulders down as she shuffled toward the exit. Two guards were posted there and watched as they approached the door.

Kaiba walked stiffly at her side as if he had sat on a tack, a dirty hat squeezed on his head, clenching his broom as hard as he could. A perfect disguise, Tea thought happily. No one will recognize him now. Though I think the hat's too small, it makes him look like an overgrown midget.

She glanced at his hand. He's gonna break it if he squeezes it any tighter and that's so gonna break our cover, thought Tea in a flash of annoyance.

"Names?" said a bored guard, twirling a pencil in his hand.

"Kai-Malone," gritted Kaiba.

The guards looked at Kaiba suspiciously.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" one of them said, shaking his finger in Kaiba's direction.

"Nothing!" Tea jumped in. "He's just mad that one of the dancers promised to be with him for an hour, that fool actually believed her! And now he discovered that the dancer is…is…Felise."

"Ah," the guard nodded in sympathetic understanding. "Don't worry man, I understand, she pulled that one on us too."

They both waved them out. Kaiba walked out, his back as rigid as a board. The guard looked at each other in consternation at his stiff walk.

Tea hung back and whispered in their ear, "Don't worry about him. He's just upset, but I have to say, when he gets all worked up, he walks like he's got a broom shoved up his--"

"Garde-Te---" choked Kaiba.

"Sorry, gotta go!" whispered Tea. "I need to calm him down."

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The cab had dropped them off a few blocks away from the arcade. Kaiba stalked in silence, brooding on what to do over Tea. Okay, she had been helpful in the case, the powerful lords of business weren't after him, but was she really worth it? If she should solve the case, his reputation would be in ruins! If only, he thought wistfully, she wasn't my body guard. I could totally ruin her life…if only!

Tea walked in accompaniment, her mind on the fan girls of Kaiba. How to set them up? The rivals of Kaiba were now crossed off on her list. Next up, were the high school fan club. What to do? What to do?

She looked at him from the corner of her eye, and chuckled silently to herself. The arrogant CEO looked hilarious in the janitor uniform. Oh, all right, she thought, taking pity on him.

"There's a men's department store a block away, you can buy some new clothing there," Tea said.

"I was heading there," Kaiba said coolly, pointedly ignoring her.

Tea shrugged. "Suit yourself."

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Leaving the store.

Tea had changed outfits to white skirt that reached to her knees, slits riding to mid-thigh, and a red tank whose straps hung gracefully on her white shoulders. Kaiba had changed back to his normal trench coat.

"I need something to drink," Tea announced, and slipped into the arcade, leaving Kaiba standing in the street.

She knew she shouldn't have left him there, but DDR was on, and it was her favorite past time. So far he was not in danger, and usually her hunches were correct. He was safe for at least today. But of course, he didn't know that, she snickered to herself.

As she waited in line to go on, Kaiba stormed in the arcade.

"Move it!" he barked at the revelers.

Tea's turn.

Hmm…lets see, ah yes. Butterfly, fast version.

The music blared on, and the base pounded out of the stereos, to rock the arcade to its beat.

Kaiba looked up to the Tea dancing furiously, her hair tousled as she jumped to the beat. People started to crowd along the edge of the platform, remarking on the mysterious girl.

As she extended her hands up in the air, she caught the eye of Kaiba and winked at him, motioning for him to come up with her.

He scowled blackly at her and made a cutting motion with his finger over his throat.

Then all of a sudden the Yugi gang surrounded him.

"Wow!" said Joey in surprise. "Look who's actually here, to have fun!"

"Hey Kaiba," said Yugi, smiling shyly. "Did Mokuba bring you here?"

"Hn. Do you see him around here?" Bakura said rudely.

Yami flashed Bakura a dirty look.

"Well actually, Tea dragged Mokuba here for DDR but then Mokuba wanted to go home. Tea refused to leave, so Mokuba was sent home first. I'm waiting for Tea to get off of the machine," Kaiba said, his face straight. Those idiots! They're believing me!

Mai rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah, Tea and DDR. That's like her passion."

Everyone looked up as hollers broke out as Tea had grabbed a poor guy from the crowd, forcing him to dance with her.

The guy stumbled, his face red as he tried to keep up Tea's pace. Kaiba growled, by what right did Tea think she could dance with that guy? She was supposed to be guarding him!

"Excuse me," he said shortly to the others.

He shouldered his way through and grabbed Tea by the wrist, yanking her down.

"Just what do you think you're doing!" shouted Tea.

"Be quiet, I've had enough. I have a headache now, because of you."

"What do you think you're doing to Tea?" said Tristan, jumping into Kaiba's path. Everyone else looked with wide eyes at the scene.

"Oh stuff it Tristan, it's no big thing. He's just mad that I'm ten times more sexier than he is, and I know how to dance without looking like a country bumpkin." I was having fun but no, after I had to dance my way out of the bachelor party, I can't dance on my own! I don't think so!

"Uh…," Ryou said nervously, his eyes darting at the fuming Kaiba, and pissed Tea. "Are you bringing, um, Tea, um, home…with you?" It ended up as a question.

Kaiba smiled smoothly. "Of course, she is needed."

Tea scowled at the hidden meaning of his words. "Oh yes, but I also have to help Mokuba plan a surprise for his dear little brother. A couple 'friends' of his are going to stay for one day, kind of a once-in-a-lifetime experience of seeing the famed Seto Kaiba at work."

Kaiba visibly blanched. He had forgotten all about that.

Tea frowned, she suddenly felt uneasy, her senses screamed danger. Her demeanor changed as she scanned the room carefully with narrowed eyes. Her eyes lingered on three men that she had not noticed enter the arcade before. Slowly she turned to look back at Kaiba, her expression grim.

"Uh Tea?" questioned Malik. "What're you doin'?"

"Let's go Kaiba!" she barked, grabbing his sleeve.

She broke into a run when they reached outside, Kaiba a step behind her. She looked back, and swore. Three men had just left the arcade and was chasing after them.

She shoved Kaiba into an alley, and he went sprawling, rolling across the concrete.

Tea reached up the small of her back and took out the small gun that she kept ready for all occasion. At the same time, she reached into her boot, and drew out a small throwing knife.

She crouched behind a dumpster, the men's footsteps slowed down as they reached the alley.

She could see their silhouettes getting nearer and nearer. 1, 2, 3, she counted under her breath. At the last second, she sprang from her hiding spot.

She was in mid-leap as she hurtled herself in to the air. With one hand she shot the hand of the man carrying a gun, and with the other, she threw the knife at the other man's shoulder.

From Kaiba's point of view, he saw Tea soar in to the air. He watched breathless as she smoothly shot at one man and with the other, threw with deadly accuracy. She was almost horizontal to the ground, the wind whipping her hair behind her, both arms extended. He had to admire her, as much as he disliked her, she was all speed and grace of a jaguar.

Tea bared her teeth as the men dropped their guns with shouts of pain. As she aimed her gun again at the third man, a bullet sizzled past her ear, skimming her cheek. Fresh blood seeped out of the minor wound.

Tea hit the ground and rolled behind a white Cadillac. She could hear the steps of the third man walking cautiously around the front.

Careful Tea…he knows where you are.

She did a back flip, hands grasping the side of the car, as she vaulted as hard as she could over the car. In midair, she did a half flip and pulled the trigger, aiming for the man's arm.

The man dove to one side as he saw Tea take aim. The bullet hit the ground just seconds from where he was standing, smoking in the gravel.

Tea landed and crouched. This man was pretty good. So far he hadn't been touched by her bullet once. Well then, time to try something new.

The man's feet shuffled as he warily moved to the left. She held her breath.

The man suddenly did a flying leap, similar to what Tea had done earlier. Tea's only option was to jump up.

One bullet hit the side of her wrist and she twisted her body, trying to avoid the second one.

It was as if it was in slow motion. The second lodged in her knee, and she hurtled to the ground, the gun clattering out from her hand.

I'm not going to end up like this! Tea thought furiously. The ground was coming closer. Ignoring the pain, Tea, rebounded off the ground, and chose to move toward the man, who was trying to reload his gun.

She crashed into him, carrying him several feet by her momentum. A fierce struggle ensued as Tea fought for control of his gun.

She knocked it out of his hand with a twist of her wrist. The man, murder in his eyes, punched in her the stomach and followed it by kicking her wounded knee. Tea hissed in pain, and retaliated by scissor-kicking her good leg at his feet, making him trip. She grabbed his head and slammed it into the ground. The man grunted as he twisted in her grip.

Kaiba was unsure of what to do. At first he was going to help her, but he had no experience in fighting, at least not the way Tea was trained in. As he took a step toward her, the other two men had gotten up and were returning to Kaiba to finish the job.

The man grabbed Tea's arm, bringing her to the ground, his hands then wrapped on her neck, choking her.

Ugh, she thought, I…am…blacking…out…

As hard as she could, she grabbed his head, and slammed it into hers. The man groaned softly as he slumped on top of her, unconscious.

Ow, she thought in pain, that hurts! She craned her head back, the two men were heading back toward Kaiba.

She shoved the man off of her and grasped the man's gun that was lying on the ground. The two men didn't look back to see the gun pointing at them.

One. The steel bullet rocketed off the pistol, and hit the first man in the back as he was about to take aim at Kaiba who was crouching down at the ground.

Kaiba saw the first fall down with an agonizing shout. Only one left. He tackled the man, keeping his head down. A brief flare of pain erupted in his calf as he dove.

Tea paused. Kaiba had just tackled the man, if she were to fire now, she might hit Kaiba instead.

As the man scrambled out of Kaiba's reach, he hastily took aim. And that was all Tea needed. Another shot and it was over.

The man thudded to the floor, she had aimed point-blank at the back of his head.

Tea met Kaiba's eyes.

"I told you I was good," she said softly. Kaiba stared at her. A predator, that was what she was. Never again could he see Tea again as just another bodyguard or even just another one of Yugi's friends. Blood was trickling from her wrist, landing on the ground in deep crimson spots. Stains of red grew from her knee, yet she still stood, her gun smoking over the three men.

She gave him a slow smile. "I am unstoppable," she said simply.

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Sigh, again, here is another chapter that ended differently from what I thought it would end up. So I put a fight scene in here, but I added humor in the beginning. Actually it was kind of slow in the beginning because I had been awhile since I had updated this story. So I kind of had a writer's block, up until the arcade. Okay, please review, and tell me what you think of this!