(L-space)
Sorry for the delay guys and gals, I just could not be perturbed.
Boo: He's been using the thesaurus again; he means he can't be arsed.
Thanks for that Boo, anyway here you go:
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(E1, Haven station)
The shuttle landed, and the pilot opened the doors. There was a whoosh of, well it looked like smoke, and something shot through the doors, with a gorilla of a man holding onto the back of it.
The ape-man dug his heels in as the stream of gas subsided, and the small hairy creature that the cloud had produced from smiled gingerly.
"Sorry, I forgot to tell you how I get at sudden landings."
The ape-man spoke to the diminutive LEP officer standing there:
"You'll never guess who I found, drunk, halfway out of the floor in the wine cellar."
"You shouldn't of smashed that bottle of port, Domovi, it must have made the clay alcoholic."
The dwarf farted again, though this time it had little power and said: "hell yeah"
"But Mr Johnson would have got you if I hadn't shoved that bottle into his face."
The small police officer pondered this for a moment and said; " I still think you should have chosen Australian wine."
"No, the neck splinters too easily. Anyway, how have you been down here?"
Artemis stepped out of the shadows, a vampirish grin on his face. "Fine, my dear Butler, fine, just fine."
"Has Holly punched you yet?"
"No, and its commander Short, unless you want to be the one on carrot detail. Foley still goes through them like Juliet at that wrestling competition."
Butler laughed at this; "I suggest we get this thief to the commander, I'm sure some deal would be made for his assistance."
" Me to, me to, one slight problem though…" Mulch landed on his feet as Butler dropped him, "I'm legit now, so there's nothing you can do to make me break the law."
"Au contrair mon petit ami, I was t he one who had your conviction, undone, so unless you want the dear commander finding out about this, you'll do exactly as I say."
"Basterd."
"And I know exactly who my father is thank you very much."
Mulch, heard only by Butler muttered, as they headed towards the terminal; "Oh, really?"
Unseen by Artemis, Butler turned red.
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(L-Space)
well, wasn't that a surprise, I'll probably update sooner next time, but chow for now.
*Me and all but one of my muses disappear in a puff of funny smelling smoke*
Boo: Your stuck in L-space till u review fools.
*Boo disappears as well. *