What's Inside Harry Potter's Room? - Storm 610

*Disclaimer * ok you caught me I DON'T OWN ANY HARRY POTTER RIGHTS! *sob* the same for MTV *

p.s. Thanks to UnderneathTheBridge for the idea for this "fanfic"

Enjoy!

-Storm 610

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Hello, And welcome to this weeks episode of CRIBS in the magical world!

Today we get to enter The - Boy - Who - Lived room! That's right! Welcome to HARRY POTTERS ROOM!

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Four poster bed-

Harry :What? These things are standard in all dormitories … WHAT there NOT? MERLIN'S ROBE!!" *cut to: Harry screaming while blushing **can you do that?** and searching franticly for his wand*

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Firebolt -

Harry :Yes, That is MY Firebolt. Get your greasy fingers off it! *Harry runs over and cuddles the Firebolt while muttering "My Precioussssss" *

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England National Quidditch Team Posters -

Audience : *cough* GEEK *cough*

Harry : WHAT?

WHATS THIS? *strips away the Quidditch posters* BRITTANY SPEARS??!!??

Harry : *blushes*

And this?? *strips away the Brittany Spears posters* DRACO MALFOY… NAKED???!!!??? *audience shields there eyes*

Harry : I'M NOT GAY!! HE SNUCK IN HERE AND PUT THEM UP THEY WONT COME OFF! I'M SERIOUS!!

*strips away the naked Draco pictures *shudder* HAGRID?? NAKED HAGRID??

Harry : LIKE I SAID I'M *pause* NOT *pause* GAY!! *he blushes*

Host : MOVING ON!

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Crowded Desk with Unfinished Essays that are labeled LAST WEEKS date -

Harry: um Quidditch Practice.. It um RAN LONG that's right THE QUIDDICH PRACTICE RAN LONG!!

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Photo Album -

Audience : Aww

Harry : DON'T LOOK IN THERE… I mean Go Ahead *shifty eyes*

*we open the album*

First Pic - the dream team hugging (this earns another 'AWW' from the audience)

Second Pic - Harry smiling while clad in his Hogwarts robes

Third Pic - Cho and Harry walking hand and hand (why the audience didn't aww I'll never know)

Fourth Pic - Hogwarts Staff

*goes to turn page *

Harry : NO DON'T!!

*we turn anyway*

*take a quick glance .. snap the book closed *

Host : We don't need to see the rest of that album *glares at Harry*

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Closet filled with tons of knitted sweaters with H on them -

Harry : I told Mrs. Weasley to stop but did she? NOOOO..

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Bookcase Filled with books which are quite dusty -

Harry : What? With all the *pause* 'female' attention, Quidditch practice and meetings with Voldermort do you think I'd have time to READ? Who do you think I am? HERMIONE GRANGER for Merlin's sake!

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Bags and Bags Of Fan Mail

Host : Mind if we take a look?

Harry :*opens mouth, eyes wide face blushing*

Host : *doest let Harry reply* Thanks .. Hmm lets see… *pulls a letter out, starts to read*

Dearest Harry,

Yesterday was MARVLOUS! Good god man I never thought you were that capable. And your kisses … mmm can I have some more please.

See you in the astronomy tower for a repeat performance .. Tiger ;)

Yours forever,

Draco

*silence*

Host : umm Moving on…. Or not.. Well that's it for this edition of CRIBS in the Magical World! Join us next week for an inside look at Hermione Granger's room!

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That was FUN!! Man we love you Harry but your so much fun to make fun of

Like it? Trust me there is more to come J

Review if you have any suggestions or anything

TTFN - (Ta Ta For Now)

-Storm 610