A/n; Here is chapter 4 to Where You Belong. Enjoy and be happy.
I own no one but myself so leave me alone.
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Where You Belong
Going To Prison, Or Not
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"Hey!! Put me down!! I'll kill you!!"
"Great she woke up. Your Spirit Gun didn't work to well detective."
"If I used anymore power I would have killed her."
Hiei groaned. He was very annoyed that he had been just on his 4rth bowl of sweet snow at Dip and Dots. And what happens? Kurama and Yusuke force him to carry the knocked out Cahadras to Spirit World. Cahadras had woken up only 15 minutes afterward and as soon as she woke up. She started yelling out profanities and trying to make Hiei drop her. So far, no luck.
Cahadras kneed Hiei in the chest. He groaned again. He knew he shouldn't have carried her by shoulder, but carrying her wedding style would have felt too weird for him.
"Hey!! Jerk!! I said put me fucking down!!" Hiei felt his whole backside get burnt in black flames. The heat was intense and he threw Cahadras off of him and into a wall. Then he put the fire out.
Cahadras fell to the floor and quicker then the eye could see she tackled Hiei to the ground. The were soon in an all out brawl. Kurama sighed.
"Yusuke I don't think making Hiei carry Cahadras was such a good idea." He looked over at Yusuke to see death written all over his face. While Hiei and Cahadras were fighting, one of them shot out black flames and missed the other. Scorching Yusuke's green t-shirt.
"Kurama?" Yusuke asked through gritted teeth.
"Yes?" Kurama asked.
"Remind me to kill one of them AFTER we see the toddler." Yusuke grounded out.
"Can do.. Yusuke?"
"Yea?"
"You take the girl and I'll take the boy..."
"Can do."
(5 minutes and two burnt faces later)
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Cahadras and Hiei were each on Yusuke's and Kurama's backs. Kurama and Yusuke both had burnt faces from the two angry demons. Hiei and Cahadras were reaching for each other across the hallway still trying to murder each other. "YOU WONT KILL ME!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! SHUT UP!!! NO YOU!!! I SAID YOU!! GAAAH!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" All this was said at the exact same time buy the two fire demons. Kurama looked at Yusuke in amazement.
"How do they do that?" Kurama asked. Yusuke shrugged.
"Must be soul mates." Yusuke said trying to keep the angry Cahadras on his shoulder.
Cahadras and Hiei stopped yelling at each other and they glared at Yusuke. "SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL RIP YOUR VOICE BOX OUT!!!" They then glared at each other again. "STOP SAYING WHAT I SAY!!! NO YOU!!! I SAID YOU!! HN!!!" They both turned their heads away from each other and started ignoring the world around them. Kurama and Yusuke walked into Koenma's office.
Koenma could be seen at his desks doing papers. He looked very annoyed and surprisingly his binkie was gone.Botan was standing beside him trying to calm him down.
"Yusuke better hurry up and catch Cahadras or I will do it myself!! And I am pretty dangerous with my bazooka!!" Koenma yelled. Botan started patting his back...
"Koenma sir, it was just one binkie that she stole. You have millions of others." Botan began.
"THAT WAS MY LUCKY BINKIE!!!" Koenma yelled. Botan sweet dropped. Kurama and Yusuke had just walked in and they looked at Cahadras curiously.
"You stole his binkie?" Yusuke asked. Cahadras glared at him and shrugged.
"Yea. That little toddler needs to get off of those things. Crazy idiot..." Yusuke busted out laughing gaining the attention of Koenma and Botan. Hiei kept his head faced the other way, but he was smirking at the binkie thing.
"Oh and I suppose you needed it?" Koenma asked angrily. Cahadras rolled her eyes before saying.
"Hn."
Botan looked at Cahadras and thought. ~ She has as big of a vocabulary as Hiei ~ Botan then noticed something.
"Uhhh... Why are you two carrying Hiei and Cahadras?" Botan asked. Kurama and Yusuke looked at her before saying.
"We put these two down and World War three starts." To show them they placed Cahadras and Hiei to the floor. Immediately they took action...
"DIE!!" They yelled before going into an all out sword fight. Botan sweet dropped along with Koenma.
"That's interesting." Botan said.
"Yea and this all started because Cahadras burnt Hiei's whole back." Yusuke said. He then got a look of enlightenment on his face. "Botan can I borrow your oar for a second?"
"Yea sure." Botan handed him the oar and Yusuke proceeded in beating the shit out of Hiei and Cahadras with it. Botan looked at Kurama and asked. "Why is he doing that?' Kurama chuckled.
"One of them burnt his shirt."
"Oh."
When Yusuke finished, Hiei and Cahadras both had millions of lumps on their heads. They also looked REALLY pissed.
"YOU DIE!!!" They both proceeded in killing Yusuke.
"Hit the deck!!" Koenma yelled as he dived under his desk to not get hit by a flying Yusuke. Yusuke hit the wall and fell to the ground. Cahadras and Hiei glare dat him and looked very proud of themselves.
Cahadras then walked over to Koenma's desk and placed a shiney blue binkie onto it. " There is your binkie prince. Not a scratch on it. Be happy." She stepped back to watch Koenma grab his binkie.
"BINKIE!!!" Koenma cried in joy. He then grabbed the Binkie and stuffed it in his mouth. He then started jumping around in his seat in joy. Everyone sweet dropped.
Hiei looked at Cahadras dumbly. " All you stole was a binkie? My what an idiot you are." Cahadras got red in the face and she walked over to Hiei and stood up in his face.
"I just wanted to torture the toddler. I have no use of stealing anything in this hellhole jerk."
"Bitch" Hiei pushed her.
"Bastard" Cahadras pushed him back.
"DIE!!!" They both yelled and started their fight all over again.
"I think they like fighting." Botan said. Yusuke looked at her dumbly.
"Nah. You think? I thought they liked Kissing." Yusuke said sarcastically. Botan glared at him.
Koenma watched the two fighters in annoyance. He soojn got red in the face in annoyance. He then got so annoyed that he yelled.
"ENOUGH!!!" Every one jumped.
Hiei and Cahadras stopped fighting. Hiei had a hold of her tail and had his other hand just inches from her face about to punch her. Cahadras had one hand around Hiei's throat and the other hand was about to poke Hiei in his third eye.
"WHAT!!" They yelled.
Koenma looked at them evilly before saying. " Cahadras I am sure you thought you were going to jail, but you are not. I am assigning you as a Spirit Detective to help Yusuke when ever he needs it. When Yusuke does not need you." Koenma grinned evilly again. "You will be Hiei's partner in watching the human world for danger. Since you two like each other so much." Koenma stopped talking toi look at the faces on Hiei and Cahadras' faces.
Cahadras and Hiei blinked a few times in shock. Finally they found their voices and yelled at the same time.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!??" They yelled angrily. Koenma grinned evilly again.
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A/n: done wit dat chappy. Now all u gotta do is review and make me happy.. please!!
I own no one but myself so leave me alone.
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Where You Belong
Going To Prison, Or Not
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"Hey!! Put me down!! I'll kill you!!"
"Great she woke up. Your Spirit Gun didn't work to well detective."
"If I used anymore power I would have killed her."
Hiei groaned. He was very annoyed that he had been just on his 4rth bowl of sweet snow at Dip and Dots. And what happens? Kurama and Yusuke force him to carry the knocked out Cahadras to Spirit World. Cahadras had woken up only 15 minutes afterward and as soon as she woke up. She started yelling out profanities and trying to make Hiei drop her. So far, no luck.
Cahadras kneed Hiei in the chest. He groaned again. He knew he shouldn't have carried her by shoulder, but carrying her wedding style would have felt too weird for him.
"Hey!! Jerk!! I said put me fucking down!!" Hiei felt his whole backside get burnt in black flames. The heat was intense and he threw Cahadras off of him and into a wall. Then he put the fire out.
Cahadras fell to the floor and quicker then the eye could see she tackled Hiei to the ground. The were soon in an all out brawl. Kurama sighed.
"Yusuke I don't think making Hiei carry Cahadras was such a good idea." He looked over at Yusuke to see death written all over his face. While Hiei and Cahadras were fighting, one of them shot out black flames and missed the other. Scorching Yusuke's green t-shirt.
"Kurama?" Yusuke asked through gritted teeth.
"Yes?" Kurama asked.
"Remind me to kill one of them AFTER we see the toddler." Yusuke grounded out.
"Can do.. Yusuke?"
"Yea?"
"You take the girl and I'll take the boy..."
"Can do."
(5 minutes and two burnt faces later)
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Cahadras and Hiei were each on Yusuke's and Kurama's backs. Kurama and Yusuke both had burnt faces from the two angry demons. Hiei and Cahadras were reaching for each other across the hallway still trying to murder each other. "YOU WONT KILL ME!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! SHUT UP!!! NO YOU!!! I SAID YOU!! GAAAH!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" All this was said at the exact same time buy the two fire demons. Kurama looked at Yusuke in amazement.
"How do they do that?" Kurama asked. Yusuke shrugged.
"Must be soul mates." Yusuke said trying to keep the angry Cahadras on his shoulder.
Cahadras and Hiei stopped yelling at each other and they glared at Yusuke. "SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL RIP YOUR VOICE BOX OUT!!!" They then glared at each other again. "STOP SAYING WHAT I SAY!!! NO YOU!!! I SAID YOU!! HN!!!" They both turned their heads away from each other and started ignoring the world around them. Kurama and Yusuke walked into Koenma's office.
Koenma could be seen at his desks doing papers. He looked very annoyed and surprisingly his binkie was gone.Botan was standing beside him trying to calm him down.
"Yusuke better hurry up and catch Cahadras or I will do it myself!! And I am pretty dangerous with my bazooka!!" Koenma yelled. Botan started patting his back...
"Koenma sir, it was just one binkie that she stole. You have millions of others." Botan began.
"THAT WAS MY LUCKY BINKIE!!!" Koenma yelled. Botan sweet dropped. Kurama and Yusuke had just walked in and they looked at Cahadras curiously.
"You stole his binkie?" Yusuke asked. Cahadras glared at him and shrugged.
"Yea. That little toddler needs to get off of those things. Crazy idiot..." Yusuke busted out laughing gaining the attention of Koenma and Botan. Hiei kept his head faced the other way, but he was smirking at the binkie thing.
"Oh and I suppose you needed it?" Koenma asked angrily. Cahadras rolled her eyes before saying.
"Hn."
Botan looked at Cahadras and thought. ~ She has as big of a vocabulary as Hiei ~ Botan then noticed something.
"Uhhh... Why are you two carrying Hiei and Cahadras?" Botan asked. Kurama and Yusuke looked at her before saying.
"We put these two down and World War three starts." To show them they placed Cahadras and Hiei to the floor. Immediately they took action...
"DIE!!" They yelled before going into an all out sword fight. Botan sweet dropped along with Koenma.
"That's interesting." Botan said.
"Yea and this all started because Cahadras burnt Hiei's whole back." Yusuke said. He then got a look of enlightenment on his face. "Botan can I borrow your oar for a second?"
"Yea sure." Botan handed him the oar and Yusuke proceeded in beating the shit out of Hiei and Cahadras with it. Botan looked at Kurama and asked. "Why is he doing that?' Kurama chuckled.
"One of them burnt his shirt."
"Oh."
When Yusuke finished, Hiei and Cahadras both had millions of lumps on their heads. They also looked REALLY pissed.
"YOU DIE!!!" They both proceeded in killing Yusuke.
"Hit the deck!!" Koenma yelled as he dived under his desk to not get hit by a flying Yusuke. Yusuke hit the wall and fell to the ground. Cahadras and Hiei glare dat him and looked very proud of themselves.
Cahadras then walked over to Koenma's desk and placed a shiney blue binkie onto it. " There is your binkie prince. Not a scratch on it. Be happy." She stepped back to watch Koenma grab his binkie.
"BINKIE!!!" Koenma cried in joy. He then grabbed the Binkie and stuffed it in his mouth. He then started jumping around in his seat in joy. Everyone sweet dropped.
Hiei looked at Cahadras dumbly. " All you stole was a binkie? My what an idiot you are." Cahadras got red in the face and she walked over to Hiei and stood up in his face.
"I just wanted to torture the toddler. I have no use of stealing anything in this hellhole jerk."
"Bitch" Hiei pushed her.
"Bastard" Cahadras pushed him back.
"DIE!!!" They both yelled and started their fight all over again.
"I think they like fighting." Botan said. Yusuke looked at her dumbly.
"Nah. You think? I thought they liked Kissing." Yusuke said sarcastically. Botan glared at him.
Koenma watched the two fighters in annoyance. He soojn got red in the face in annoyance. He then got so annoyed that he yelled.
"ENOUGH!!!" Every one jumped.
Hiei and Cahadras stopped fighting. Hiei had a hold of her tail and had his other hand just inches from her face about to punch her. Cahadras had one hand around Hiei's throat and the other hand was about to poke Hiei in his third eye.
"WHAT!!" They yelled.
Koenma looked at them evilly before saying. " Cahadras I am sure you thought you were going to jail, but you are not. I am assigning you as a Spirit Detective to help Yusuke when ever he needs it. When Yusuke does not need you." Koenma grinned evilly again. "You will be Hiei's partner in watching the human world for danger. Since you two like each other so much." Koenma stopped talking toi look at the faces on Hiei and Cahadras' faces.
Cahadras and Hiei blinked a few times in shock. Finally they found their voices and yelled at the same time.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!??" They yelled angrily. Koenma grinned evilly again.
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A/n: done wit dat chappy. Now all u gotta do is review and make me happy.. please!!