Hotaru: HI!
Serin: *yawn* whatever
Hotaru: *flatly* gee your so enthusiastic
Serin: ^ ^ yep
Hotaru: *rolls her eyes* ANYWAYS...okay I know you guys were all waiting but I've had homework up the freakin wazoo! So first of all...let's introduce the mystery guest....Sanosuke!
Sano: *walks in* hey, Hotaru
Hotaru: and our winner, for being the first reviewer to answer correctly should be here soon.
Sano: winner?
Hotaru: uh huh, I promised her that I'd let her go FG on ya
Sano: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serin: FG?
Sano: FanGirl...*shudders*
Infiny: *walks in and huggles Sano* SANO!!
Sano: *sweatdrop* I hate you Hotaru
Hotaru: *smiles* join the club
Serin: *hands Sano a card* we meet every Thursday.
Hotaru: *sweatdrop* there's really a club?
Serin: and a support group
Hotaru: ---- . ----*
Infiny: hey Sanosuke does it ever bother you that people constantly pair you up with Kenshin?
Sano: Say wha?! They do?!
Hotaru: I wasn't gonna bring it up...but yeah they do
Sano: MY GODS!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: *innocent Grin* 'course I would never do anything like...show this picture of you and Kenshin sleeping together to all the people in oh say....THE WORLD!
Sano: WHAT?!!! *jumps for the picture*
Hotaru: *rips it up* I'd never do that to ya Sano
Infiny: What would you do if someone told you that I sold millions of pictures of you on Ebay? I'm Rich now ^_^
Sano: *sweatdrop*
Hotaru: there ya go then. Sano, say the review thingy. See ya later Infiny
Infiny: *huggles Sano then leaves*
Sano: Hotaru don't own anything. Okay?! Good.
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After all that had happened Bakura and Yami hadn't gotten along at all. Yami blamed Ryou for not being more careful and Bakura blamed Yugi for being weak. So for the good of the entire world, and of course that's in term to Bakura, Yugi and Ryou dragged their Yamis into the councilors, then left. Bakura sat in his chair silently while throwing dark looks at Yami every other second. Yami did the same. They looked like they were about to square off when the councilor walked in. He was wearing a brown t-shirt and a pair of slacks. His hair was red and pulled into a ponytail.
"Whoa dude...serious bad vibes" he muttered. Bakura stared at him and groaned. Just what he needed, a touchy feely councilor guy who would probably take Yami's side. "So like you two are married?"
"Not by choice" Bakura said
"He got me drunk!" Yami snapped
"He slept with me" Bakura countered pointing at Yami.
"Whoa man, let's like take a minute to think all this out. Now like isn't the point of marriage to like make you become harmonized in a circle of like love?" the councilor asked.
"Oh Ra" Bakura groaned sinking into his chair. Yami shared the groan.
"So like let's start with getting your feelings out there." The guy looked at his clipboard. "Okay, Bakura, let's start with you, how do you feel?"
"Like killing you" Bakura muttered.
"Now I know that sometimes you want to hide your feelings but killing me won't help you" Bakura stood up and pulled out a knife.
"I disagree" he growled. The councilor stood and ran out of the room screaming like a girl.
"Good work thief, now how are we supposed to pass as normal?" Yami asked.
"Who cares, he was driving me insane" Bakura replied. Yami grumbled and whined but they were alone in the room for at least half an hour. Then a girl walked in. She was about 15 with Black hair, Black eyes, a black dress, and a pair of Black Crystal earrings. Bakura smirked, thinking that it would be easy to scare her off. She sat down and looked at them.
"Alright ya nut jobs, ya ain't running me off so sit down and wipe that smirk off ya face" she snapped. Bakura crossed his arms but didn't move.
"Make me." In an instant the girl was right in front of him, pulling him down to her eye level.
"Listen ya little asshole, I have better things to do then stomp a mud hole in ya. Okay? So just do what I say and maybe we'll get out of this mentally unscathed, UNDERSTAND" she growled. Bakura growled and looked into her black eyes. He sat down and put his hands in his lap.
"For Ra's Sake!" Yami said. The girl looked over at him and growled.
"I'll kill you, too, understand?!" she snapped. Yami shut up and looked at his feet. "Thank you, now let's try and get this done quickly."
"Thank you" Yami muttered. She sat back down and steepled her fingers.
"Let me guess...you two got into a drinking contest and got so sloshed you forgot where you were. You woke up the next morning in bed together, Naked, and wearing matching wedding rings. And at some point you figured out that you slept with each other. So at the suggestion of someone close you decided to take counseling to fake your way through normalcy. In hopes of living through the year long waiting period. Then getting a divorce and going along as if nothing happened although internally harboring more animosity then before. Am I close?" She smiled at the blank faces she was looking at.
"Bulls eye" Bakura and Yami muttered together, still in shock.
"Yes, well, I'm very good at my job. Let me ask you something...which of you is the knife toting, psychopathic, alienating, anal, asshole who scared the guy that was in here earlier?" She asked. Yami instantly pointed to Bakura, who was already pointing at Yami. "Bakura...I've read your psychological profile...and I thank you."
"Huh?!" They both asked. She smiled.
"I hated that guy." She answered. There was a small pause then she sighed and stood. "So you two are married..."
"Obviously" Bakura muttered. He froze as she looked at him with those steely black eyes. "I mean...yes ma'am." Yami was roaring with silent laughter.
"Don't make me start on you, ya tri-colored circus clown" she snapped throwing a glare Yami's way. He looked at the floor again. She walked over to Bakura and looked him in the eye. "Answer me one thing."
"What?" She bent down and kissed him full on the lips. Bakura's eyes went wide then he relaxed. She pulled away.
"Did you enjoy that?"
"Yes" he breathed. Yami stood up in a rage.
"You Bitch!" He started storming to the door.
"Sit your ass back down Bozo" the girl barked. Yami sat down instantly on the ground. "In a chair ya nimrod." Yami got up and sat down in a chair. She walked over and sat down in his lap, toying with his hair then kissing him for the same length and depth as Bakura's kiss. As she broke away Yami couldn't help but think 'i can taste Bakura.' He licked his lips and blushed.
"Wow" he breathed. Bakura growled and looked like he was going to stomp off but her head turned and the flames in her eyes flared.
"Don't even think about it, albino boy" she snapped. He sighed and threw away the idea of turning tail and running. "Let me put this in terms you can understand. Both of ya stand up." They stood and faced her, blinking in confusion.
"Miss if I may ask-" Yami began before she raised her hand.
"My name's Edana" she said.
"Properly named, weren't you" Bakura muttered. She nodded.
"Huh?" Yami asked.
"Edana, in Celtic, means Zealous or Fiery." She answered. Bakura nodded. "Anyways let's get this right, who's who?"
"I'm Yami" Yami said with a bow.
"Bakura" Bakura answered.
"Right then, Yami...the way you kiss and act...your way gay, we're talking Gay as mister Rogers okay?" Bakura snickered and her eyes floated over to him. "You're either on the line of Sexuality or Bi" Bakura's snickers stopped and Yami's started.
"Shut the fuck up!" he yelled.
"Denial is never healthy" she muttered. He reached to grab her by the shirt but she was already out of his reach. "Gotta be quicker then that. Loser!" He chased after her. She was in mid jump over the chair when he caught her leg. She looked at him then hopped on her free leg. 'One, two, three' BANG! She kicked Bakura straight in the face and he crashed into the wall. She walked over to him and smirked.
"If your out now wait till ya get MY bill. Time's up...get the HELL out of my FUCKING office, NOW!" She spat. Yami helped the unconscious Bakura up and dragged him out. Edana sighed, laying her cheek upon her hand. "They'll be trouble...I'll have to keep an eye on them. Hmm" she walked out to the lobby then to the office. She flipped through the files and found what she was looking for.
"What up 'Dana?" her friend, and co-worker, Ronny asked.
"I'll be out for a while, I have school to attend" she muttered as her eyes ran over the words 'Domino High School.'
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Hotaru: YAY!
Sano: *yawns* ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
Hotaru: *glint in her eyes* Sano-Sama...*hits him in the head with a bat* WAKE UP TIME!!!
Sano: *yells* I'M UP!!!
Hotaru: *pets the bat* good job Louis. Okay ya'll, time for the slogan. Sano, SAY IT!
Sano: REVIEW!!!!!
Serin: *yawns* ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
Sano: WHY DOES HE GET TO SLEEP?!!!!
Hotaru: *hits Serin in the head with the bat* there, BETTER?! Ya whiner...
Sano: *smiles* thank you
Hotaru: yeah, sure.
*~*~* Serin's poll *~*~*
Serin's poll will be cancelled this chapter due to a massive concussion.
Serin: @.@ ooh...question....why's the birdies following me around?
Hotaru: *sweatdrop* yeah, and now we see where the concussion comes in. Hopefully Serin will be back to normal again...HOPEFULLY. Ya never know with him. He's weird
Serin: how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Hotaru: *bigger sweatdrop* my point exactly...
Sano: THREE AND A HALF!!!
Serin: *collapses*
Sano: whoops...
Serin: *yawn* whatever
Hotaru: *flatly* gee your so enthusiastic
Serin: ^ ^ yep
Hotaru: *rolls her eyes* ANYWAYS...okay I know you guys were all waiting but I've had homework up the freakin wazoo! So first of all...let's introduce the mystery guest....Sanosuke!
Sano: *walks in* hey, Hotaru
Hotaru: and our winner, for being the first reviewer to answer correctly should be here soon.
Sano: winner?
Hotaru: uh huh, I promised her that I'd let her go FG on ya
Sano: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serin: FG?
Sano: FanGirl...*shudders*
Infiny: *walks in and huggles Sano* SANO!!
Sano: *sweatdrop* I hate you Hotaru
Hotaru: *smiles* join the club
Serin: *hands Sano a card* we meet every Thursday.
Hotaru: *sweatdrop* there's really a club?
Serin: and a support group
Hotaru: ---- . ----*
Infiny: hey Sanosuke does it ever bother you that people constantly pair you up with Kenshin?
Sano: Say wha?! They do?!
Hotaru: I wasn't gonna bring it up...but yeah they do
Sano: MY GODS!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: *innocent Grin* 'course I would never do anything like...show this picture of you and Kenshin sleeping together to all the people in oh say....THE WORLD!
Sano: WHAT?!!! *jumps for the picture*
Hotaru: *rips it up* I'd never do that to ya Sano
Infiny: What would you do if someone told you that I sold millions of pictures of you on Ebay? I'm Rich now ^_^
Sano: *sweatdrop*
Hotaru: there ya go then. Sano, say the review thingy. See ya later Infiny
Infiny: *huggles Sano then leaves*
Sano: Hotaru don't own anything. Okay?! Good.
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After all that had happened Bakura and Yami hadn't gotten along at all. Yami blamed Ryou for not being more careful and Bakura blamed Yugi for being weak. So for the good of the entire world, and of course that's in term to Bakura, Yugi and Ryou dragged their Yamis into the councilors, then left. Bakura sat in his chair silently while throwing dark looks at Yami every other second. Yami did the same. They looked like they were about to square off when the councilor walked in. He was wearing a brown t-shirt and a pair of slacks. His hair was red and pulled into a ponytail.
"Whoa dude...serious bad vibes" he muttered. Bakura stared at him and groaned. Just what he needed, a touchy feely councilor guy who would probably take Yami's side. "So like you two are married?"
"Not by choice" Bakura said
"He got me drunk!" Yami snapped
"He slept with me" Bakura countered pointing at Yami.
"Whoa man, let's like take a minute to think all this out. Now like isn't the point of marriage to like make you become harmonized in a circle of like love?" the councilor asked.
"Oh Ra" Bakura groaned sinking into his chair. Yami shared the groan.
"So like let's start with getting your feelings out there." The guy looked at his clipboard. "Okay, Bakura, let's start with you, how do you feel?"
"Like killing you" Bakura muttered.
"Now I know that sometimes you want to hide your feelings but killing me won't help you" Bakura stood up and pulled out a knife.
"I disagree" he growled. The councilor stood and ran out of the room screaming like a girl.
"Good work thief, now how are we supposed to pass as normal?" Yami asked.
"Who cares, he was driving me insane" Bakura replied. Yami grumbled and whined but they were alone in the room for at least half an hour. Then a girl walked in. She was about 15 with Black hair, Black eyes, a black dress, and a pair of Black Crystal earrings. Bakura smirked, thinking that it would be easy to scare her off. She sat down and looked at them.
"Alright ya nut jobs, ya ain't running me off so sit down and wipe that smirk off ya face" she snapped. Bakura crossed his arms but didn't move.
"Make me." In an instant the girl was right in front of him, pulling him down to her eye level.
"Listen ya little asshole, I have better things to do then stomp a mud hole in ya. Okay? So just do what I say and maybe we'll get out of this mentally unscathed, UNDERSTAND" she growled. Bakura growled and looked into her black eyes. He sat down and put his hands in his lap.
"For Ra's Sake!" Yami said. The girl looked over at him and growled.
"I'll kill you, too, understand?!" she snapped. Yami shut up and looked at his feet. "Thank you, now let's try and get this done quickly."
"Thank you" Yami muttered. She sat back down and steepled her fingers.
"Let me guess...you two got into a drinking contest and got so sloshed you forgot where you were. You woke up the next morning in bed together, Naked, and wearing matching wedding rings. And at some point you figured out that you slept with each other. So at the suggestion of someone close you decided to take counseling to fake your way through normalcy. In hopes of living through the year long waiting period. Then getting a divorce and going along as if nothing happened although internally harboring more animosity then before. Am I close?" She smiled at the blank faces she was looking at.
"Bulls eye" Bakura and Yami muttered together, still in shock.
"Yes, well, I'm very good at my job. Let me ask you something...which of you is the knife toting, psychopathic, alienating, anal, asshole who scared the guy that was in here earlier?" She asked. Yami instantly pointed to Bakura, who was already pointing at Yami. "Bakura...I've read your psychological profile...and I thank you."
"Huh?!" They both asked. She smiled.
"I hated that guy." She answered. There was a small pause then she sighed and stood. "So you two are married..."
"Obviously" Bakura muttered. He froze as she looked at him with those steely black eyes. "I mean...yes ma'am." Yami was roaring with silent laughter.
"Don't make me start on you, ya tri-colored circus clown" she snapped throwing a glare Yami's way. He looked at the floor again. She walked over to Bakura and looked him in the eye. "Answer me one thing."
"What?" She bent down and kissed him full on the lips. Bakura's eyes went wide then he relaxed. She pulled away.
"Did you enjoy that?"
"Yes" he breathed. Yami stood up in a rage.
"You Bitch!" He started storming to the door.
"Sit your ass back down Bozo" the girl barked. Yami sat down instantly on the ground. "In a chair ya nimrod." Yami got up and sat down in a chair. She walked over and sat down in his lap, toying with his hair then kissing him for the same length and depth as Bakura's kiss. As she broke away Yami couldn't help but think 'i can taste Bakura.' He licked his lips and blushed.
"Wow" he breathed. Bakura growled and looked like he was going to stomp off but her head turned and the flames in her eyes flared.
"Don't even think about it, albino boy" she snapped. He sighed and threw away the idea of turning tail and running. "Let me put this in terms you can understand. Both of ya stand up." They stood and faced her, blinking in confusion.
"Miss if I may ask-" Yami began before she raised her hand.
"My name's Edana" she said.
"Properly named, weren't you" Bakura muttered. She nodded.
"Huh?" Yami asked.
"Edana, in Celtic, means Zealous or Fiery." She answered. Bakura nodded. "Anyways let's get this right, who's who?"
"I'm Yami" Yami said with a bow.
"Bakura" Bakura answered.
"Right then, Yami...the way you kiss and act...your way gay, we're talking Gay as mister Rogers okay?" Bakura snickered and her eyes floated over to him. "You're either on the line of Sexuality or Bi" Bakura's snickers stopped and Yami's started.
"Shut the fuck up!" he yelled.
"Denial is never healthy" she muttered. He reached to grab her by the shirt but she was already out of his reach. "Gotta be quicker then that. Loser!" He chased after her. She was in mid jump over the chair when he caught her leg. She looked at him then hopped on her free leg. 'One, two, three' BANG! She kicked Bakura straight in the face and he crashed into the wall. She walked over to him and smirked.
"If your out now wait till ya get MY bill. Time's up...get the HELL out of my FUCKING office, NOW!" She spat. Yami helped the unconscious Bakura up and dragged him out. Edana sighed, laying her cheek upon her hand. "They'll be trouble...I'll have to keep an eye on them. Hmm" she walked out to the lobby then to the office. She flipped through the files and found what she was looking for.
"What up 'Dana?" her friend, and co-worker, Ronny asked.
"I'll be out for a while, I have school to attend" she muttered as her eyes ran over the words 'Domino High School.'
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Hotaru: YAY!
Sano: *yawns* ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
Hotaru: *glint in her eyes* Sano-Sama...*hits him in the head with a bat* WAKE UP TIME!!!
Sano: *yells* I'M UP!!!
Hotaru: *pets the bat* good job Louis. Okay ya'll, time for the slogan. Sano, SAY IT!
Sano: REVIEW!!!!!
Serin: *yawns* ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
Sano: WHY DOES HE GET TO SLEEP?!!!!
Hotaru: *hits Serin in the head with the bat* there, BETTER?! Ya whiner...
Sano: *smiles* thank you
Hotaru: yeah, sure.
*~*~* Serin's poll *~*~*
Serin's poll will be cancelled this chapter due to a massive concussion.
Serin: @.@ ooh...question....why's the birdies following me around?
Hotaru: *sweatdrop* yeah, and now we see where the concussion comes in. Hopefully Serin will be back to normal again...HOPEFULLY. Ya never know with him. He's weird
Serin: how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Hotaru: *bigger sweatdrop* my point exactly...
Sano: THREE AND A HALF!!!
Serin: *collapses*
Sano: whoops...