Hotaru: Yo! I know, I know, long time no see. But with homework and my
attempts at saving money for both a guitar and a laptop I've been swamped.
Sorry. But I'm back now
Serin: yeah yeah, we all know that's just your excuse for being off bangin' da bishies.
Hotaru: *smacks him* shaddup! I only have one dammit and i.........okay so it was one thing. No big deal!!!
Galue: *walks in* hey babe *kisses her* what's up Hun?
Serin: aw, I see. You banged da pilot?
Hotaru: Grr!! *grabs Serin by the collar and snarls* why I oughtta—
Galue: now now. This is uncalled for, whatever he did can't be that bad.
Serin: *mumbles guiltily*
Hotaru: he made me admit the stuff we did!!!
Galue: son of a—C'mere!!
Serin: *runs for it* AHHHHHHH!!!
Galue: *chases him angrily*
Hotaru: *smirks* what he doesn't realize is that I have a special collar on him. Hehehe *picks up a remote with 'shock collar 370' written on it, and a switch* I don't own anything guys. Except Serin. This chapter may get a little hot and heavy but I promise to stay true to my rating, and my genre. I'm not gonna let the humor disappear. NOW C'MERE SERIN!!! *flips the switch*
Serin: *falls over and twitches*
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Bakura was sent to the nurse's office and then home, Yami staying behind in school. Bakura pushed open the front door and looked around.
"Ryou?" he walked into the living room and found Ryou asleep in Yugi's arms. A flash of hatred ran through him as he walked closer. He grabbed Yugi's shirt collar and picked him up off the couch. Yugi mumbled then snored loudly. Bakura raised an eyebrow then walked over to the coat rack and hung Yugi from it by his shirt. Ryou opened his eyes a little but Yugi just snored.
"Jealous, Bakura?" Ryou asked softly, smiling. Bakura blushed and walked up the stairs into his room. Ryou followed and put his arms around Bakura's waist, resting his head on Bakura's shoulder.
"Why are you so all of a sudden affectionate, Ryou?" Bakura asked. Ryou let go and walked over to the bed, plopping down. He tilted his head a little, his bangs falling into his eyes. Bakura clenched his fists a little in frustration. Ryou was always pulling at his heart but damn! His body was going crazy from the sexual tension. He couldn't though. 'Be a good boy, be a good-oh fuck it!' he pounced on his Hikari and kissed him deeply. Between Yami and Ryou.........Bakura had ta get some sometime!
"Bakura.........what about Yami? Won't he be upset?" Ryou asked, breaking the breath-taking kiss. Bakura blinked and looked into Ryou's soft brown eyes.
"What about that dickhead?" Ryou chuckled a little.
"You have such crude mannerisms." Ryou said softly. Bakura growled then sighed.
"What about Yami?"
"Don't you love him? I mean you MARRIED! And you seem to be warming up to him." Ryou said. Bakura growled loudly, aggravated that he couldn't answer the question.
"We were drunk. You remember that deal we made when we first got around to making a mutual agreement?" Bakura asked in forced calm.
"That I can't use anything you do while drunk against you?" Ryou said.
"BINGO! Now c'mon, I'm all pent up, let me get a bit of tension out." Bakura kissed at his Hikari's neck, nipping here and there. Ryou moaned ever so softly and Bakura slipped his jacket and shirt off. They kissed deeply, passionately, when the bedroom door slammed open. Yami stood in the doorway panting, his face a bright green.
"YOU TWO TIMING SLUT!" Bakura broke the kiss and stood, blinking.
"Yami.........what happened to your face?"
"DON'T CHANGE THE GOD DAMNED SUBJECT!!" Yami fell to his knees sobbing. Bakura stared at him.
"What.........the fuck.........?" Bakura gasped. Yami's tears began wiping away the green on his face. Bakura grabbed his wrist and pulled him to his feet. "Yami, stop crying. What's up?" Yami threw his arms around Bakura's neck and cried harder. Ryou sat on the bed, eyes centered on Bakura's. He mouthed the word 'hug' then got up and left. Bakura put his arms around the sobbing pharaoh awkwardly.
"How could you do this to me, Bakura? After all we've been through." Yami murmured.
"ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!!" Bakura pushed Yami back onto the bed and glared. "The only thing we've been through is that damn therapy that just made me wanna kill you MORE!! You come in here sobbing like a lunatic just because I wanted a little alone time with my Hikari! What the hell is your problem?!!" Yami blinked then pulled off his uniform shirt and jacket, wiping his face clean, and then moved to take off his pants.
"If you wanted some special attention.........why didn't you just tell me?" Yami murmured as he stood and kicked out of his shoes and pants. Bakura put his hands over his nose to stop the on coming nosebleed.
"What are you doing?!!"
"Don't you want me? Don't I make you hot under the collar?" Yami stepped over and put his arms around Bakura's waist. Bakura groaned.
"God damn Yami.........what about your light?" Bakura asked. Yami smirked seductively.
"He'll be asleep on that coat rack for a while. Don't you worry about him." Yami smiled evilly and kissed Bakura. To Bakura's own surprise, he didn't push away. He deepened the kiss that seemed so sweet to him. Yami's fingers ran through the thief's silky hair.
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Ryou walked into the living room with a sandwich in his hand. Yugi snorted in his sleep and Ryou jumped slightly. He glared at Yugi then smirked evilly. He set his sandwich on the table then picked up a permanent marker and advanced. He then began drawing on the little cutey's face. Mustache, goatee, letters, all gracing the gentle sleeper's face. Ryou chuckled silently then kissed Yugi gently on the lips. Yugi's eyes opened halfway.
"Huh? Ryou? Where........." Yugi looked down and screamed. "HELP!!!! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A COAT RACK! AHHHHH!!!" with all Yugi's struggling, the coat rack fell over. Yugi fell to the ground then the coat rack smacked him in the back of the head. Yugi's eyes crossed and then he fell unconscious. Ryou winced and picked Yugi up, setting him on the couch and putting an ice pack on his head. Yugi groaned in pain and opened his eyes again.
"You okay Yugi?" Ryou asked. Yugi nodded then winced.
"Where are Bakura and Yami? Still at school?" Ryou chuckled and looked up at the ceiling where sounds of a disturbing nature where coming from. Yugi's ears picked up on this and he laughed. "Oh my goodness! I thought they hated each other!"
"I guess hatred doesn't matter when you're a horny gay man?" Ryou offered, shrugging. Yugi laughed then looked at Ryou and smiled. Ryou pulled Yugi closer and put his arms around him. Yugi buried his face in Ryou's hair and sighed contentedly. Ryou was equally happy. Having the gentle Yugi around made him almost forget about Bakura. Bakura was too rough, he needed the attention that only another head strong person could give him, and Ryou wasn't that kind of person. Yami was, however, and the whole situation seemed to work out perfect for each pair. But there, in the back of his mind, laid unrest. Something was off. He just couldn't tell what yet.
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After the rather intense session Bakura and Yami were both spent for the day. They just lay in bed next to each other and panted a bit. Finally Bakura sat up and looked at Yami.
"What happened to your face when you first came in?" Yami smiled wryly.
"Ya know that commercial where the guy covers his face in highlighter to make it look like he's sick?" Yami asked
"Yeah"
"Well apparently the nurse doesn't." and then he fell asleep. Bakura laughed and ran his fingers through yami's hair. This pharaoh wasn't as stupid as Bakura had first assumed. Quite ingenious. Bakura kissed Yami on the forehead then curled up next to him and drifted off into sleep.
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Hotaru: I know, I know, short as hell. But I was sorta looking for fun without giving anything away. Besides, love is as love does.
Serin: that makes no sense!!
Hotaru: *shrugs* oh well. I'll have worse days, trust me I will.
Serin: I hate you!
Galue: *pops Serin in the back of the head* you deserve worse, ya little SOB!
Serin: OW!! *runs over to Hotaru* save me, he's crazy!! Must be all that playing with himself at night.
Hotaru: *twitches, her eyes burning with a fire of anger* oh Serin, you don't know when to quit do ya. Poor guy, now we have to punish you again!! *grabs him and throws him to Galue* you deal with it. I got other junk to attend to.
Galue: *evil smirk* your dead, ya know that right?
Serin: *whimpers and nods*
Galue: GOOD! *starts beating on him*
Hotaru: okay folks, I'll try and keep up with everything but.........don't count on it, deal? *nods* good. TTYL! That's Talk To Ya Later for some of you less comp-savvy people. Bye! Oh and REVIEW!!!!
Serin: yeah yeah, we all know that's just your excuse for being off bangin' da bishies.
Hotaru: *smacks him* shaddup! I only have one dammit and i.........okay so it was one thing. No big deal!!!
Galue: *walks in* hey babe *kisses her* what's up Hun?
Serin: aw, I see. You banged da pilot?
Hotaru: Grr!! *grabs Serin by the collar and snarls* why I oughtta—
Galue: now now. This is uncalled for, whatever he did can't be that bad.
Serin: *mumbles guiltily*
Hotaru: he made me admit the stuff we did!!!
Galue: son of a—C'mere!!
Serin: *runs for it* AHHHHHHH!!!
Galue: *chases him angrily*
Hotaru: *smirks* what he doesn't realize is that I have a special collar on him. Hehehe *picks up a remote with 'shock collar 370' written on it, and a switch* I don't own anything guys. Except Serin. This chapter may get a little hot and heavy but I promise to stay true to my rating, and my genre. I'm not gonna let the humor disappear. NOW C'MERE SERIN!!! *flips the switch*
Serin: *falls over and twitches*
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Bakura was sent to the nurse's office and then home, Yami staying behind in school. Bakura pushed open the front door and looked around.
"Ryou?" he walked into the living room and found Ryou asleep in Yugi's arms. A flash of hatred ran through him as he walked closer. He grabbed Yugi's shirt collar and picked him up off the couch. Yugi mumbled then snored loudly. Bakura raised an eyebrow then walked over to the coat rack and hung Yugi from it by his shirt. Ryou opened his eyes a little but Yugi just snored.
"Jealous, Bakura?" Ryou asked softly, smiling. Bakura blushed and walked up the stairs into his room. Ryou followed and put his arms around Bakura's waist, resting his head on Bakura's shoulder.
"Why are you so all of a sudden affectionate, Ryou?" Bakura asked. Ryou let go and walked over to the bed, plopping down. He tilted his head a little, his bangs falling into his eyes. Bakura clenched his fists a little in frustration. Ryou was always pulling at his heart but damn! His body was going crazy from the sexual tension. He couldn't though. 'Be a good boy, be a good-oh fuck it!' he pounced on his Hikari and kissed him deeply. Between Yami and Ryou.........Bakura had ta get some sometime!
"Bakura.........what about Yami? Won't he be upset?" Ryou asked, breaking the breath-taking kiss. Bakura blinked and looked into Ryou's soft brown eyes.
"What about that dickhead?" Ryou chuckled a little.
"You have such crude mannerisms." Ryou said softly. Bakura growled then sighed.
"What about Yami?"
"Don't you love him? I mean you MARRIED! And you seem to be warming up to him." Ryou said. Bakura growled loudly, aggravated that he couldn't answer the question.
"We were drunk. You remember that deal we made when we first got around to making a mutual agreement?" Bakura asked in forced calm.
"That I can't use anything you do while drunk against you?" Ryou said.
"BINGO! Now c'mon, I'm all pent up, let me get a bit of tension out." Bakura kissed at his Hikari's neck, nipping here and there. Ryou moaned ever so softly and Bakura slipped his jacket and shirt off. They kissed deeply, passionately, when the bedroom door slammed open. Yami stood in the doorway panting, his face a bright green.
"YOU TWO TIMING SLUT!" Bakura broke the kiss and stood, blinking.
"Yami.........what happened to your face?"
"DON'T CHANGE THE GOD DAMNED SUBJECT!!" Yami fell to his knees sobbing. Bakura stared at him.
"What.........the fuck.........?" Bakura gasped. Yami's tears began wiping away the green on his face. Bakura grabbed his wrist and pulled him to his feet. "Yami, stop crying. What's up?" Yami threw his arms around Bakura's neck and cried harder. Ryou sat on the bed, eyes centered on Bakura's. He mouthed the word 'hug' then got up and left. Bakura put his arms around the sobbing pharaoh awkwardly.
"How could you do this to me, Bakura? After all we've been through." Yami murmured.
"ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!!" Bakura pushed Yami back onto the bed and glared. "The only thing we've been through is that damn therapy that just made me wanna kill you MORE!! You come in here sobbing like a lunatic just because I wanted a little alone time with my Hikari! What the hell is your problem?!!" Yami blinked then pulled off his uniform shirt and jacket, wiping his face clean, and then moved to take off his pants.
"If you wanted some special attention.........why didn't you just tell me?" Yami murmured as he stood and kicked out of his shoes and pants. Bakura put his hands over his nose to stop the on coming nosebleed.
"What are you doing?!!"
"Don't you want me? Don't I make you hot under the collar?" Yami stepped over and put his arms around Bakura's waist. Bakura groaned.
"God damn Yami.........what about your light?" Bakura asked. Yami smirked seductively.
"He'll be asleep on that coat rack for a while. Don't you worry about him." Yami smiled evilly and kissed Bakura. To Bakura's own surprise, he didn't push away. He deepened the kiss that seemed so sweet to him. Yami's fingers ran through the thief's silky hair.
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Ryou walked into the living room with a sandwich in his hand. Yugi snorted in his sleep and Ryou jumped slightly. He glared at Yugi then smirked evilly. He set his sandwich on the table then picked up a permanent marker and advanced. He then began drawing on the little cutey's face. Mustache, goatee, letters, all gracing the gentle sleeper's face. Ryou chuckled silently then kissed Yugi gently on the lips. Yugi's eyes opened halfway.
"Huh? Ryou? Where........." Yugi looked down and screamed. "HELP!!!! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A COAT RACK! AHHHHH!!!" with all Yugi's struggling, the coat rack fell over. Yugi fell to the ground then the coat rack smacked him in the back of the head. Yugi's eyes crossed and then he fell unconscious. Ryou winced and picked Yugi up, setting him on the couch and putting an ice pack on his head. Yugi groaned in pain and opened his eyes again.
"You okay Yugi?" Ryou asked. Yugi nodded then winced.
"Where are Bakura and Yami? Still at school?" Ryou chuckled and looked up at the ceiling where sounds of a disturbing nature where coming from. Yugi's ears picked up on this and he laughed. "Oh my goodness! I thought they hated each other!"
"I guess hatred doesn't matter when you're a horny gay man?" Ryou offered, shrugging. Yugi laughed then looked at Ryou and smiled. Ryou pulled Yugi closer and put his arms around him. Yugi buried his face in Ryou's hair and sighed contentedly. Ryou was equally happy. Having the gentle Yugi around made him almost forget about Bakura. Bakura was too rough, he needed the attention that only another head strong person could give him, and Ryou wasn't that kind of person. Yami was, however, and the whole situation seemed to work out perfect for each pair. But there, in the back of his mind, laid unrest. Something was off. He just couldn't tell what yet.
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After the rather intense session Bakura and Yami were both spent for the day. They just lay in bed next to each other and panted a bit. Finally Bakura sat up and looked at Yami.
"What happened to your face when you first came in?" Yami smiled wryly.
"Ya know that commercial where the guy covers his face in highlighter to make it look like he's sick?" Yami asked
"Yeah"
"Well apparently the nurse doesn't." and then he fell asleep. Bakura laughed and ran his fingers through yami's hair. This pharaoh wasn't as stupid as Bakura had first assumed. Quite ingenious. Bakura kissed Yami on the forehead then curled up next to him and drifted off into sleep.
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Hotaru: I know, I know, short as hell. But I was sorta looking for fun without giving anything away. Besides, love is as love does.
Serin: that makes no sense!!
Hotaru: *shrugs* oh well. I'll have worse days, trust me I will.
Serin: I hate you!
Galue: *pops Serin in the back of the head* you deserve worse, ya little SOB!
Serin: OW!! *runs over to Hotaru* save me, he's crazy!! Must be all that playing with himself at night.
Hotaru: *twitches, her eyes burning with a fire of anger* oh Serin, you don't know when to quit do ya. Poor guy, now we have to punish you again!! *grabs him and throws him to Galue* you deal with it. I got other junk to attend to.
Galue: *evil smirk* your dead, ya know that right?
Serin: *whimpers and nods*
Galue: GOOD! *starts beating on him*
Hotaru: okay folks, I'll try and keep up with everything but.........don't count on it, deal? *nods* good. TTYL! That's Talk To Ya Later for some of you less comp-savvy people. Bye! Oh and REVIEW!!!!