*I do not own YYH but I do own this*
~~~~~~~~and it begins with assignments~~~~~~~~
Koenma: Botan! Botan! BOTAN!
Botan: Yes Koenma, sir! What is it?
Koenma: Botan! We're faced with a problem! It seems that my FATHER is coming to see if I'm doing my job!
Botan: Your JOB Koenma, sir? Are you sure???
Koenma: Don't question me, Botan! I know he's coming...
Botan: What can I do, Koenma, sir to help?
Koenma: Give this assignment to Yusuke and the rest of the gang when my father comes. This is REAL assignment, Botan, but we are trying to get more information on the subject before we assign it. Ogre should be up very soon with the findings.
Ogre: Koenma sir! This is all we found out about the new enemy!
Koenma: WHAT!!! THIS IS A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER!!!!
~~~~~both Botan and Ogre go flying in the background into a wall~~~~~
Botan & Ogre: CALM DOWN KOENMA SIR!
Ogre: It's on the other side of the paper sir. ^_^''
Botan: Ugh! I can't believe you're so defensive today Koenma, sir!
Koenma: Now, wouldn't you be too?
Botan: Not really, sir.
Koenma: Ogre, you may leave now.
Ogre: Yes Sir! ( goes out military style ) Hut, Hut, Hut!
Koenma: Botan....I need you to stay for a moment.
Botan: Yes sir?
Koenma: Botan, My father has sent a messenger saying that due to the present circumstances that one of my Reikai Tantei must be watched over...(sigh)
Botan: Go on, sir. ^_^'
Koenma:(sigh) The one of the Reikai Tantei that must be watched over is...
Botan: Yes?
Koenma: *sigh* Kurama
Botan: WHAT!?!??!?!!!
Koenma: Yes, it seems that he might be connected to this new enemy...
Botan: What am I suppose to do then? I can't watch him! I have to make sure that Yusuke doesn't screw something up!
Koenma: Haven't you been listening to me Botan?
Botan: What do you mean?
Koenma: This memo says that Kurama might be linked to our new enemy.
Botan: KURAMA!?!?! No way....maybe Hiei but-
~~~Koenma interrupts~~~
Koenma: BOTAN! Will you try to understand what I'm saying here?
Botan: Sorry Koenma, sir. -_-'
Koenma: Anyway, my father sent me aa memo saying that someone from his court-a sixteen year old girl-will be watching his every moment. She is said to have amazing powers and probably knows more about him than we do. She is a very skilled person and is said to be the only one who actually opposes some of my fathers' prepositions. However, I want you to make sure she doesn't do any funny business while she's down on earth, got it?
Botan: Yes Koenma, sir.
~~~~~~~Ogre comes running in yelling that King Yama has arrived~~~~~~~~
Koenma: What the fucking Hell! Shit! I'm not even ready! dammit!
Botan: *thinking* I've never heard Koenma curse before...
Koenma: I know what you're thinking Botan...
*head gets all big while Botan shrinks*
Botan: Eep!
King Yama: Koenma....
Koenma: Yes *gulp* fa-fa-fa-father?
King Yama: I'm oh so happy to see you! ^___^
Koenma & Botan: *anime fall* OY!
King Yama: What? Nothing is too good for my little widdle Koenmi!
Koenma: *gets back up by grabbing onto his desk & blushes embarrassedly* DAD!!
King Yama: What? 0_o Anyway, I'm here to observe you! Aren't you glad!
Koenma: *sarcastically* yes father. I'm ever so happy that your "observing" me today...Just ever so happy.... *starts to go insane*
King Yama: What's wrong with him?
Botan: *grabbing Koenma's mouth* Oh, nothing, nothing at all King Yama sir! Heheheh...*cold sweat drop*
*Koenma continues to squiggle around in Botan's arms*
King Yama: Oh, yeah. *Puts feet on Koenma's desk* You know that Kurama guy?
Botan: Yes, yes I do.
*Koenma stops struggling in Botan arms for a moment before slipping out of them*
King Yama: Well, He's under suspicion for collaborating with this new-found enemy, so I sent this girl after him...is that okay?
Koenma:* Yes, I 'm sure that it is okay father, dearest...
*mumbles no shit, Sherlock*
*at the moment a presence is felt*
Koenma *whispering* Do you sense that presence?
Botan: Yes, yes I do...who or what is it?
Koenma: I don't know but-
King Yama: Hey! What are you two whispering about? Something that I should know? *nudge, nudge*
Botan & Koenma: *Ignoring King Yama* Have you ever felt that?
King Yama: *really, REALLY loud* HEY!!!!!!
Botan & Koenma: *anime fall behind the desk*
Botan & Koenma: Sorry, Your Highness!
King Yama: Why are you guys so mean to me? Waah! *runs off crying*
Koenma: Dad!
Botan: Your Highness! Please wait- oh, forget it! I never knew King Yama was so immature! Oy! *whacks self in forehead with palm of her hand & sighs*
Koenma: You know...You're right! He was never like this before...I wander what happened.. What thing did this to him?
A voice: That "thing" would be me, sir, I criticized his tactics.
Koenma: Yah! Who are you???
Botan: *cold sweat*
A voice: I'm Midori....Your fathers' aide, so to speak. Pleased to meet you both...I didn't mean to frighten you.
*please read and review! I want to know if I suck or not!*
~~~~~~~~and it begins with assignments~~~~~~~~
Koenma: Botan! Botan! BOTAN!
Botan: Yes Koenma, sir! What is it?
Koenma: Botan! We're faced with a problem! It seems that my FATHER is coming to see if I'm doing my job!
Botan: Your JOB Koenma, sir? Are you sure???
Koenma: Don't question me, Botan! I know he's coming...
Botan: What can I do, Koenma, sir to help?
Koenma: Give this assignment to Yusuke and the rest of the gang when my father comes. This is REAL assignment, Botan, but we are trying to get more information on the subject before we assign it. Ogre should be up very soon with the findings.
Ogre: Koenma sir! This is all we found out about the new enemy!
Koenma: WHAT!!! THIS IS A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER!!!!
~~~~~both Botan and Ogre go flying in the background into a wall~~~~~
Botan & Ogre: CALM DOWN KOENMA SIR!
Ogre: It's on the other side of the paper sir. ^_^''
Botan: Ugh! I can't believe you're so defensive today Koenma, sir!
Koenma: Now, wouldn't you be too?
Botan: Not really, sir.
Koenma: Ogre, you may leave now.
Ogre: Yes Sir! ( goes out military style ) Hut, Hut, Hut!
Koenma: Botan....I need you to stay for a moment.
Botan: Yes sir?
Koenma: Botan, My father has sent a messenger saying that due to the present circumstances that one of my Reikai Tantei must be watched over...(sigh)
Botan: Go on, sir. ^_^'
Koenma:(sigh) The one of the Reikai Tantei that must be watched over is...
Botan: Yes?
Koenma: *sigh* Kurama
Botan: WHAT!?!??!?!!!
Koenma: Yes, it seems that he might be connected to this new enemy...
Botan: What am I suppose to do then? I can't watch him! I have to make sure that Yusuke doesn't screw something up!
Koenma: Haven't you been listening to me Botan?
Botan: What do you mean?
Koenma: This memo says that Kurama might be linked to our new enemy.
Botan: KURAMA!?!?! No way....maybe Hiei but-
~~~Koenma interrupts~~~
Koenma: BOTAN! Will you try to understand what I'm saying here?
Botan: Sorry Koenma, sir. -_-'
Koenma: Anyway, my father sent me aa memo saying that someone from his court-a sixteen year old girl-will be watching his every moment. She is said to have amazing powers and probably knows more about him than we do. She is a very skilled person and is said to be the only one who actually opposes some of my fathers' prepositions. However, I want you to make sure she doesn't do any funny business while she's down on earth, got it?
Botan: Yes Koenma, sir.
~~~~~~~Ogre comes running in yelling that King Yama has arrived~~~~~~~~
Koenma: What the fucking Hell! Shit! I'm not even ready! dammit!
Botan: *thinking* I've never heard Koenma curse before...
Koenma: I know what you're thinking Botan...
*head gets all big while Botan shrinks*
Botan: Eep!
King Yama: Koenma....
Koenma: Yes *gulp* fa-fa-fa-father?
King Yama: I'm oh so happy to see you! ^___^
Koenma & Botan: *anime fall* OY!
King Yama: What? Nothing is too good for my little widdle Koenmi!
Koenma: *gets back up by grabbing onto his desk & blushes embarrassedly* DAD!!
King Yama: What? 0_o Anyway, I'm here to observe you! Aren't you glad!
Koenma: *sarcastically* yes father. I'm ever so happy that your "observing" me today...Just ever so happy.... *starts to go insane*
King Yama: What's wrong with him?
Botan: *grabbing Koenma's mouth* Oh, nothing, nothing at all King Yama sir! Heheheh...*cold sweat drop*
*Koenma continues to squiggle around in Botan's arms*
King Yama: Oh, yeah. *Puts feet on Koenma's desk* You know that Kurama guy?
Botan: Yes, yes I do.
*Koenma stops struggling in Botan arms for a moment before slipping out of them*
King Yama: Well, He's under suspicion for collaborating with this new-found enemy, so I sent this girl after him...is that okay?
Koenma:* Yes, I 'm sure that it is okay father, dearest...
*mumbles no shit, Sherlock*
*at the moment a presence is felt*
Koenma *whispering* Do you sense that presence?
Botan: Yes, yes I do...who or what is it?
Koenma: I don't know but-
King Yama: Hey! What are you two whispering about? Something that I should know? *nudge, nudge*
Botan & Koenma: *Ignoring King Yama* Have you ever felt that?
King Yama: *really, REALLY loud* HEY!!!!!!
Botan & Koenma: *anime fall behind the desk*
Botan & Koenma: Sorry, Your Highness!
King Yama: Why are you guys so mean to me? Waah! *runs off crying*
Koenma: Dad!
Botan: Your Highness! Please wait- oh, forget it! I never knew King Yama was so immature! Oy! *whacks self in forehead with palm of her hand & sighs*
Koenma: You know...You're right! He was never like this before...I wander what happened.. What thing did this to him?
A voice: That "thing" would be me, sir, I criticized his tactics.
Koenma: Yah! Who are you???
Botan: *cold sweat*
A voice: I'm Midori....Your fathers' aide, so to speak. Pleased to meet you both...I didn't mean to frighten you.
*please read and review! I want to know if I suck or not!*