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Chapter 1:
He walked down the darkened alley at an extremely fast rate, he was late and he needed to get there soon. He didn't worry about getting mugged, because he was over six feet and well built and no one in their right mind would try to jump him.
Or so he thought, until three people dropped around him.
"Look I don't have any money, so you are just wasting our time." he told them and then attempted to walk around them, they blocked his way.
"We don't want your money." They told him and he again tried to move around them, but was blocked again.
"Then what do you want?"
"Your blood." They moved in for the kill and he was immediately overwhelmed, he hit one and when the guy returned he was wearing a mask or something, then he felt one of them bite him. It began to get fuzzy, until he heard a female voice.
"Starting the party without me?" she asked, and he saw that she was 5'3" on a good day.
"Go.." he tried to tell her, but she just shook her head at him.
"I try to go on vacation and you just follow me around, I would for once like to get away from it."
"Who are you?"
"Mhmm.. I'm a girl walking at night, alone.." she trailed off and recognition dawned in the vampires eyes.
"Slayer."
"Give the man a cigar." She threw the stake she had and it hit one of the vampires in the chest, and the man was covered in dust, he was dropped and forgotten about when the two remaining vampires went to avenge their fallen comrade. He looked up and saw her fighting them off and he saw her push a stake into their heart and then they exploded into dust.
When she was done she dusted her hands off and walked towards him.
"Are you okay?" she questioned, helping him to his feet, "Where are you going?" He gave her directions and she quickly walked him to the arena. "Now what?" she asked.
"Get me to the door and they will let us right in." He stood as tall as possible, "Play along?" he questioned, he knew that he couldn't stand on his own, but he wanted to wrestle that night and he knew that he would be sent to the hospital if management found out. She nodded slowly and he supported himself off of her and made it look like he had his arms around her in a more then friends way.
"Nash, they have been looking for you." The security guard said and Nash nodded.
"Sorry, got distracted." He told them and the security guards leered at the petite blonde, who looked ready to hit them. "We are just going to go in." the security guards moved and allowed them entry. She helped him to his dressing room, where she sat him on the bench.
"First aide kit?"
"Right there." He pointed behind and she quickly got it. She removed his shirt and checked to make sure he wasn't seriously injured.
"Looks like bruised ribs," she told him, "You are going to need to drink lots of fluids, they didn't take much and I'm going to have to bandage it." He nodded and she set about doing it.
"So, what's your name."
"Buffy." He waited for more but it was obvious that he wasn't going to get any more information.
"I'm Kevin Nash."
"Pleasure." She replied and finished taping the bandage. "That should do you, now if you could just point me out of here."
"Wait." He said, "I want to talk to you." She slowly sat down on the bench across from him, "Where they?"
"Vampires, yes." She told him.
"But.."
"Yes, vampires exist and they like to kill people." she told him, kind of like it was an everyday occurrence, which for her it wasn't stretching.
"But you fought them." "I'm special." She told him, "And if you could point the way out, I would like to leave."
"Would you stay and watch tonight? I'm a wrestler and I would like to talk to you more but I have to go out to the arena soon."
"You are in no condition to go out there." She told him.
"You patched me up, I will be fine," He told her, "I want to thank you for helping me and talk to you for a little bit. Please?"
"Alright, but you have to get me to my hotel later." She said and he nodded, he walked over and turned on the t.v. just in time to see Goldberg go down, realizing what was happening he took off for the entrance, Buffy followed him out.
Nash slid into the ring and threw Jericho over the ropes and off of Shawn Michaels, quickly clearing out the ring. He could see Buffy in the background and new she was out of sight of the cameras, he flashed her a smile and never saw Triple H hit him with the chair. He went down and knew it was a bad idea to be out there.
Buffy ran down the ramp and slid onto the mat when she saw him go down. 'I told you not to go out there, but no.. stupid man.' She thought to herself. She grabbed the chair when Triple H went to hit him with it again.
"This is your warning little girl, let go of the chair."
"Or what, you'll beat me?" she sneered and Triple H hit her, he was surprised when she barely moved, instead she pushed the chair into his stomach causing him to let go and go stumbling back.
"Bitch." He spat out and ran towards her, Buffy simply waited and when he reached her, she used his weight to throw him out of the ring.
"This isn't over." He said, stumbling away with his comrades.
"They always say that." She muttered to herself, kneeling down beside Nash. "You okay?"
"You shouldn't have done that." Nash said, groaning in pain.
"Why?"
"You aren't on contract."
"Oh, so I was supposed to let him beat the crap out of you."
"Basically, yes." He told her as she again helped him to his feet. "How about no." She helped him into his dressing room and once again looked at his ribs. "I think you may have just bruised some more, nothing feels broken."
"Who the hell are you?" Vince McMann asked, storming into the dressing room.
"Buffy." She replied, still bandaging his ribs.
"What were you thinking, you could have been hurt."
"Unlikely, considering I could beat every single one of your people." Buffy told him, not bragging but stating facts.
"That was one of the most.." he trailed off at a loss for words, "Would you like a job?" Buffy looked at him in shock.
"Doing what?"
"Whatever you want, but the crowd loved you and you can hold your own, which means I could throw you against the guys." He looked thoughtful at that.
"What does it involve?"
"Basically going out there and kicking ass and dressing good, but we have to come up with a name."
"What's wrong with my name?"
"Nothing, it's just.."
"No, I'm keeping my name." She told him.
"Then we have a deal?"
"I'll try it out, but I reserve the right to quit at any point."
"Deal." He told her and then strode out of the room. Nash looked at her in shock.
"What?"
"That was the fastest anyone has gotten a job here." He told her, she simply shrugged and finished bandaging him up.
"You done for the night?"
"The night is just getting started." He told her, he began to describe what would happen and then he took her for a tour, stopping when they got to the gym. "Want to warm up?" Buffy nodded and slowly walked into the room, she stood on the mats, beginning with Tai Chi.
"Look what we have here. If it isn't the bitch."
"I already kicked your butt today, why don't you walk away like a good little boy?" she asked, not stopping her Tai Chi.
"You got lucky."
"Fine, you want to prove it, I'll fight you."
"No way, then you'll sue me when you get hurt, because you aren't a WWE superstar."
"Actually she is." McMann said, "So you will be fighting her later this evening, I hope you are ready." Triple H stared at her in shock and then he started to laugh,
"It's your funeral." He told her, before he turned around and left, confident that he would win.
Chapter 1:
He walked down the darkened alley at an extremely fast rate, he was late and he needed to get there soon. He didn't worry about getting mugged, because he was over six feet and well built and no one in their right mind would try to jump him.
Or so he thought, until three people dropped around him.
"Look I don't have any money, so you are just wasting our time." he told them and then attempted to walk around them, they blocked his way.
"We don't want your money." They told him and he again tried to move around them, but was blocked again.
"Then what do you want?"
"Your blood." They moved in for the kill and he was immediately overwhelmed, he hit one and when the guy returned he was wearing a mask or something, then he felt one of them bite him. It began to get fuzzy, until he heard a female voice.
"Starting the party without me?" she asked, and he saw that she was 5'3" on a good day.
"Go.." he tried to tell her, but she just shook her head at him.
"I try to go on vacation and you just follow me around, I would for once like to get away from it."
"Who are you?"
"Mhmm.. I'm a girl walking at night, alone.." she trailed off and recognition dawned in the vampires eyes.
"Slayer."
"Give the man a cigar." She threw the stake she had and it hit one of the vampires in the chest, and the man was covered in dust, he was dropped and forgotten about when the two remaining vampires went to avenge their fallen comrade. He looked up and saw her fighting them off and he saw her push a stake into their heart and then they exploded into dust.
When she was done she dusted her hands off and walked towards him.
"Are you okay?" she questioned, helping him to his feet, "Where are you going?" He gave her directions and she quickly walked him to the arena. "Now what?" she asked.
"Get me to the door and they will let us right in." He stood as tall as possible, "Play along?" he questioned, he knew that he couldn't stand on his own, but he wanted to wrestle that night and he knew that he would be sent to the hospital if management found out. She nodded slowly and he supported himself off of her and made it look like he had his arms around her in a more then friends way.
"Nash, they have been looking for you." The security guard said and Nash nodded.
"Sorry, got distracted." He told them and the security guards leered at the petite blonde, who looked ready to hit them. "We are just going to go in." the security guards moved and allowed them entry. She helped him to his dressing room, where she sat him on the bench.
"First aide kit?"
"Right there." He pointed behind and she quickly got it. She removed his shirt and checked to make sure he wasn't seriously injured.
"Looks like bruised ribs," she told him, "You are going to need to drink lots of fluids, they didn't take much and I'm going to have to bandage it." He nodded and she set about doing it.
"So, what's your name."
"Buffy." He waited for more but it was obvious that he wasn't going to get any more information.
"I'm Kevin Nash."
"Pleasure." She replied and finished taping the bandage. "That should do you, now if you could just point me out of here."
"Wait." He said, "I want to talk to you." She slowly sat down on the bench across from him, "Where they?"
"Vampires, yes." She told him.
"But.."
"Yes, vampires exist and they like to kill people." she told him, kind of like it was an everyday occurrence, which for her it wasn't stretching.
"But you fought them." "I'm special." She told him, "And if you could point the way out, I would like to leave."
"Would you stay and watch tonight? I'm a wrestler and I would like to talk to you more but I have to go out to the arena soon."
"You are in no condition to go out there." She told him.
"You patched me up, I will be fine," He told her, "I want to thank you for helping me and talk to you for a little bit. Please?"
"Alright, but you have to get me to my hotel later." She said and he nodded, he walked over and turned on the t.v. just in time to see Goldberg go down, realizing what was happening he took off for the entrance, Buffy followed him out.
Nash slid into the ring and threw Jericho over the ropes and off of Shawn Michaels, quickly clearing out the ring. He could see Buffy in the background and new she was out of sight of the cameras, he flashed her a smile and never saw Triple H hit him with the chair. He went down and knew it was a bad idea to be out there.
Buffy ran down the ramp and slid onto the mat when she saw him go down. 'I told you not to go out there, but no.. stupid man.' She thought to herself. She grabbed the chair when Triple H went to hit him with it again.
"This is your warning little girl, let go of the chair."
"Or what, you'll beat me?" she sneered and Triple H hit her, he was surprised when she barely moved, instead she pushed the chair into his stomach causing him to let go and go stumbling back.
"Bitch." He spat out and ran towards her, Buffy simply waited and when he reached her, she used his weight to throw him out of the ring.
"This isn't over." He said, stumbling away with his comrades.
"They always say that." She muttered to herself, kneeling down beside Nash. "You okay?"
"You shouldn't have done that." Nash said, groaning in pain.
"Why?"
"You aren't on contract."
"Oh, so I was supposed to let him beat the crap out of you."
"Basically, yes." He told her as she again helped him to his feet. "How about no." She helped him into his dressing room and once again looked at his ribs. "I think you may have just bruised some more, nothing feels broken."
"Who the hell are you?" Vince McMann asked, storming into the dressing room.
"Buffy." She replied, still bandaging his ribs.
"What were you thinking, you could have been hurt."
"Unlikely, considering I could beat every single one of your people." Buffy told him, not bragging but stating facts.
"That was one of the most.." he trailed off at a loss for words, "Would you like a job?" Buffy looked at him in shock.
"Doing what?"
"Whatever you want, but the crowd loved you and you can hold your own, which means I could throw you against the guys." He looked thoughtful at that.
"What does it involve?"
"Basically going out there and kicking ass and dressing good, but we have to come up with a name."
"What's wrong with my name?"
"Nothing, it's just.."
"No, I'm keeping my name." She told him.
"Then we have a deal?"
"I'll try it out, but I reserve the right to quit at any point."
"Deal." He told her and then strode out of the room. Nash looked at her in shock.
"What?"
"That was the fastest anyone has gotten a job here." He told her, she simply shrugged and finished bandaging him up.
"You done for the night?"
"The night is just getting started." He told her, he began to describe what would happen and then he took her for a tour, stopping when they got to the gym. "Want to warm up?" Buffy nodded and slowly walked into the room, she stood on the mats, beginning with Tai Chi.
"Look what we have here. If it isn't the bitch."
"I already kicked your butt today, why don't you walk away like a good little boy?" she asked, not stopping her Tai Chi.
"You got lucky."
"Fine, you want to prove it, I'll fight you."
"No way, then you'll sue me when you get hurt, because you aren't a WWE superstar."
"Actually she is." McMann said, "So you will be fighting her later this evening, I hope you are ready." Triple H stared at her in shock and then he started to laugh,
"It's your funeral." He told her, before he turned around and left, confident that he would win.