Koenma: Um...Miss Midori?
Midori: Yes?
Koenma: When are you going down to Earth to spy on Kurama?
* thinks to himself: Hey pretty lady! Why don't you and me hook up sometime? Eh, eh? What do you say? O-lets take that clothes off now...where's that psychic spy glass that Yusuke had? Hmmm...*
*notices what Koenma is thinking*
Midori: I don't consider it spying, sir, but after I check in with you and the Board of Travels. I can go, so...* stops in her tracks*: Koenma! *slaps extremely hard* That's disgusting! I can't believe you! Ewwww!
Botan: HEY! You're not allowed to slap Koenma like that! Only I am!
Midori: I'm not joking, though. I can read minds. Standard practice. I'm Sorry if I offended you, but, if you wish, you can slap him right now. If that's your job that so be it. I don't care. If you will ask him what he was thinking when I slapped him...
Botan: Koenma, sir, What were you thinking?
Koenma: About her or you?
Botan: Well, both, I guess...
Koenma: You? If you were ever gonna date me, or let me see you in other lights and voices, hehehh...And her? I wanted to see her naked, kinda like I wanted to see you in the same form, just with more of a picture of the real Botan in bed. *smiles evilly at both of them*
Midori & Botan! YOU PERVERTED JERK!!! EEEWWWW! * multiple slaps*
* Botan continued to slap Koenma uncontrollably*
Koenma: *his face is all bloated and red* and loudly screams* BOTAN!!!!!! Botan! I was joking! Geez, other than wanting to see the REAL Botan I meant another side of you! Geez!
Botan: Well, why didja lie to me then? And you never told me why she slapped you! You can at least tell me that, can't you? She slapped you for some reason? For what reason I'd like to know!
Koenma: Well, I was thinking of her naked, but its still not a good enough reason for YOU going on a slapping spree! You have no reason to slap me. But your reason isn't good enough. So, I want you to show this girl to Earth. All right?
Botan: Yes, Koenma, sir. *turns head to Midori* Come with me...
Midori: Yes?
Koenma: When are you going down to Earth to spy on Kurama?
* thinks to himself: Hey pretty lady! Why don't you and me hook up sometime? Eh, eh? What do you say? O-lets take that clothes off now...where's that psychic spy glass that Yusuke had? Hmmm...*
*notices what Koenma is thinking*
Midori: I don't consider it spying, sir, but after I check in with you and the Board of Travels. I can go, so...* stops in her tracks*: Koenma! *slaps extremely hard* That's disgusting! I can't believe you! Ewwww!
Botan: HEY! You're not allowed to slap Koenma like that! Only I am!
Midori: I'm not joking, though. I can read minds. Standard practice. I'm Sorry if I offended you, but, if you wish, you can slap him right now. If that's your job that so be it. I don't care. If you will ask him what he was thinking when I slapped him...
Botan: Koenma, sir, What were you thinking?
Koenma: About her or you?
Botan: Well, both, I guess...
Koenma: You? If you were ever gonna date me, or let me see you in other lights and voices, hehehh...And her? I wanted to see her naked, kinda like I wanted to see you in the same form, just with more of a picture of the real Botan in bed. *smiles evilly at both of them*
Midori & Botan! YOU PERVERTED JERK!!! EEEWWWW! * multiple slaps*
* Botan continued to slap Koenma uncontrollably*
Koenma: *his face is all bloated and red* and loudly screams* BOTAN!!!!!! Botan! I was joking! Geez, other than wanting to see the REAL Botan I meant another side of you! Geez!
Botan: Well, why didja lie to me then? And you never told me why she slapped you! You can at least tell me that, can't you? She slapped you for some reason? For what reason I'd like to know!
Koenma: Well, I was thinking of her naked, but its still not a good enough reason for YOU going on a slapping spree! You have no reason to slap me. But your reason isn't good enough. So, I want you to show this girl to Earth. All right?
Botan: Yes, Koenma, sir. *turns head to Midori* Come with me...