BLOOD LEPRECHAUN by J CAE
Khecomo Wingowl had always taken much pride in his keen eyesight, but that evening thirteen years after the Dark Lady sailed for the western continents of Kalimdor, it was the first time he ever knew what 'not believe in one's eyes' meant.
He patted his dragonhawk and tried to keep it from making any noise. But it seemed to have sensed its rider's fears and began to panic.
Below them were the torches of an invading army, their dark emblems flying in the dimming sky--he counted heads of approximately seventeen hundred. But numbers, he knew, was not an issue to his opponent. He heard she could turn ten men into a hundred with her telepathy. How vast could her powers be down there?
He whirled his mount around and flew as swiftly as the hawk's wings could carry him, back to Quel'dara, the lonely home of the Blood Elves. He knew he was a good sixteen miles away from King Kael'thas and the castle, yet he knew he must make it.
The smell of things burning intensified and he risked a glance back--and he gasped. The forest was set on fire!
Smoke and soot billowed from the canopies and blew into his face, making his eyes sting and nose run. But he could not afford to worry about those things. He must make it in time to his king. Urging his stallion to fly faster, he managed to escape from their sight and headed to the heart of the elven city.
It was dark when he arrived. Guards at the castle gates blocked his path, but he pushed them out of the way.
"Stand there!" the guards tried to retain him. "You can't just go in. You need to present a letter to see the king."
"To hell with the letter," he yelled without turning back. "We're under attack!"
"Under attack?" the guards cried aloud in shock. "But it's impossible..."
Oh, but it was possible.
Quel'dara was concealed behind miles of lush trees, protected by the enchanted energies of Mother Nature. For one who did not know the geography of the land would have trouble finding the hidden city if at all--but the invader was no stranger. Rather, she was someone they knew too well.
Khec raced down the hallway to the throne room. He had only been inside the huge mazelike castle once, and yet he somehow managed to find his way to the throne room. More guards barred his way, and he just shouted through the doors, "Milord! We're under attack! The treacherous woman has returned!"
"Be quiet, you ragged beggar!" from his soiled clothes and his blacked face, the guards could not see that he was a border patrol and not a crazed pauper and shoved him aside.
But the heavy mahogany doors flew open, and he was let into the throne chamber before King Kael'thas and the high council who were in the middle of the meeting.
"Milord, it is the Dark Lady!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
J Cae: Yay!! Finished another story!! saves file and proceeds to open a new Word Document
Kael: slams his hand on the touchpad furiously What's it between you and Illidan? First you dumped me and now you're writing a sequel about him!!
Illie Jealous now, Kael? You've never appreciated her work anyway. Why do you care?
Kael: But she's a bad writer.
Illie: Oh, you are blinder than I am. J's stories are better than those crappy MxI stories Maiev wrote me while she kept me chained in darkness.
J Cae: Thanks Illie! hugs Illie
Illie: hugs J No problem.
Kael: I didn't know that was a compliment Oo. But J, nobody wants a sequel.
Illie: Why not? Everybody likes me. Everybody wants my story.
Kael: You wish!
Syl But I do want a sequel. We didn't get to the part when I kicked Ner'zhul's ass.
J Cae: That's because you didn't.
Syl: WHAT? You mean that cheap replica of Sauron killed ME???
Ner'zhul: Say that again!! Say that again and I'll...
Syl: You are a cheap replica of Sauron.
Ner'zhul: Damn! But I killed you! That's all that matters. Mwahahaha!!!
Syl: It's all your fault! starts throwing arrows at J Cae
J Cae: flares Hey! Look. Did I say anything?
Syl: shakes head so...what will happen?
J Cae: whacks Syl with the script of the magic sequel Read this while I thank my readers!! Be right back.
clears throat Thanks for reading, everyone. I hope you enjoyed Ranger General. If you didn't, I'll...do nothing. Again, the sequel is titled BLOOD LEPRECHAUN, and will be focused on Illidan and Lady Leprecha (all you oversensitive people out there, don't plot to assassinate me or crowd my email with hate notes. Though I'm obsessed with Illie, I don't do Mary Sues. If the two of them will go together, I wouldn't have told you, right?!). There and then, we shall discover whether the final victor is Nerz or Sylvanas. I already have the prologue ready. As soon as I complete chapter 1, I will post it up. All your questions and requests regarding ORCS, PORK, DORKS, CHICKENS, CHICKS, VOWS AND WOW will be answered there in the sequel. Enjoy your life until then.
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
My lil brother who helped me with undead battle strategy and read through the first chapter without dissing anything (that's a real compliment there ). Before Syl gets her own missions in TFT, I refused to play undead. I couldn't even tell the difference between altar of darkness and crypt just by looking at them then. But of course, now I can .
Princowhom I know I could just throw about anything at and would still be there for me. Thank you for sticking with me through my worst emotional turbulence.
Veewho seriously got me wanting to write some romance. No, I take that back. Yours was some very bad influence. Being an adult is tough. Once in a while we do need to 'remember the world from the eyes of a child'.
All reviewers, so far (not in any order. I will treasure every one of your comments ):
Eternity and a Half, Rowan Seven, Ira Poon, Forever Jake, ShadowedLight, PD, Melchior, Randh13th, DemonGod86, San, SaSsY-GuRl-TaYlOr, Queen of the Harpies, TheGrandSlayer, Tequilaman, Cybaster, wingchumonZero, Osu Osu Veggie, KawaiiNekoOfDoom, I)void, Implode, the aegis knight, inaam07, Warp da Warp Liger, Ice Dragon XXI, M.T Styles, Jeremy, EnifEhtRebme, Warp's Pilot, Toughpreacher, shadowblack, Ride4Ruin, Lord Cirenmas, Jackal2332, Janshi, BlueGuardian7, Casen, GG Crono 4, aureola, Anouymous, Frostweaver, TwilightSage51 and all you future reviewers to come (am I being way too optimistic?).
J Cae: goes backstage So, what does everyone think about the new script?
Ner'zhul: Lame. Lame. Lame. leans on Frostmourne like a cane and hobbles in circles.
Illie: hides a yawn ...still a little better than Maiev's stories.
J Cae: Thanks, Illie!
Illie: No problem, as always.
Maiev: (hides in the shadows and waits to ambush Illie for dissing the MxI stories she wrote)
Syl: hangs Kael up by one leg and shakes him violently How dare you!! I hate you!!
Kael: Help...over here...or I'll be lame...literally.
Leprecha (the new female OC): Lame jokes...
Syl: drops Kael and confronts Leprecha You there! Don't get smart!
Leprecha: I wasn't getting smart with you. I am smarter than you . That's how I became Kael's only hope, you see.
Syl: Grrr...Kael's mine!! You stay away from him!
Extras: merrily singing away Fat kite! Fat kite!
J Cae: Catfight, retards!!
Extras: Oops...
Varimathrastaps J Cae on the shoulder Pardon me, milady, but I see no signs of my script.
J Cae: You've got about four identical lines which says, 'Yes, milady'. looks at him with sincere eyes Really don't wanna waste paper.
Varimathras ...yes, milady.
J Cae: You betcha. Told ya you won't be needing a script.
Varimathrassighs (Why did I accept when they gave me this screwed-up role? Don't stand a bloody chance in the Oscars.)
Jaina: teleports in front of J Cae Can I please get a role in the sequel? Please?
J Cae: I'd love to give you one, but NO.
Jaina: At least pair me up with Kael in 'LISTEN', okay?
J Cae: I WILL NOT give out the pairing until it is the right time. looks over her shoulder and half expects Syl to come and kill Jaina but fortunately she's too busy dodging fireballs that Leprecha sends at her
Jaina: Fine. Be that way. teleports away
J Cae: sighs another minute of this, and I'll totally give out the whole plot. Well, thank you again, people, and have a good life until the sequel comes!! bows
Kael: crawls towards J But J, nobody wants a sequel.
J Cae: sigh Shut up and go play tag with Elma.
Elma: Yay!!!
Kael: gasp No!!!
Elma: You promised!! Come catch me, sucker !!
Alanen: Watch your language, young lady!!
Elma: But Ner'zhul taught me...
Ner'zhul: Ah crap...
Alanen: Ner'zhul!!! That's what you've been teaching my daughter, huh?? draws sword You'll pay dearly for this!!
Ner'zhul: runs like hell
(And so Elma and Kael played tag happily ever after while Daddy and Ner'zhul get into a fight until next we...er...type.)