A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away...Bah! Forget this! The baka emperor dude, Andross, is waging war again random people in a no-gambling zone and he needs to be stopped. Wait...or was is it that dude that falls down and spills the oil on the Flatzone stage?
Princess Zelda of Hyrule was running down a hallway with a random Wire Frame person after her. Zelda ducked into a corner and transformed into Sheik. She came out and the Wire Frame person walked away.
Meanwhile, in a boring hallway...
"Sir, what should we do about the princess who's gonna get some random baka dude to fight us?" asked a Male Wire Frame.
"Which princess are you taking about?" answered Marth Vader whil making that evil breathing sound.
"THE ONE THAT'S WEARING A PRETTY DRESS!!!"
"There are two princesses on Super Smash Bros. Melee: Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and Princess Zelda of Hyrule. Let's do away with the one that called me an 'Ihuu aoa iho'ne jyat', whatever that is," said Marth Vader.
"That is Hylian for 'Weird blue-haired idiot', Sir. We shall do away with Princess Zelda," answered Male Wire Frame.
"Ok, then. I'll use my 'Super-Duper-Über-Cool-Bad-Tight-Great-Evil-Secret Weapon' to get rid of Princess Zelda!" said Marth Vader. He began to laugh out loud in an evil fashion, until he began to cough and choke. "Erm...I'm ok...," he mumbled before fainting.
Meanwhile...
"Ok, now. Pichu-chan, give this to Mr. Gemu & Waochi-Kenobi. It's veeery important," said Zelda.
"Certainly, Zelda...erm...who the heck is Mr. Gemu & Waochi?" asked Pichu.
Pikachu smacked his forehead and cried out "Oy! It's Japanese for Mr. Game & Watch. The -Kenobi part is to make it more Star Wars-y."
The object Zelda handed Pichu looked like an ordinary Game & Watch device, but it's really a message for the chief resident of Flatezone.
"In a monotone voice This is a message for Mr. Game & Watch-Kenobi. Please rescue Princess Zelda of Hyrule or she will tar and feather you. Have a nice day. Long live a free press. Turn off your T.V.," said the Game & Watch Device. It ended transmission.
This Star Wars parody is getting weirder and weirder even though we haven't gotten to the good part yet," said Pikachu.
"Yeah, at least no one's calling each other a wookie like with the Tenchi Muyo version," added the younger Pokémon.
"Whatever happened to that?" asked Zelda.
"Well, with all the insanity and the constant catfights between Ryoko and Ayeka, and Mihoshi nearly destroying the set, the author got pretty mad...," said Pichu.
"Who's the author of 'Tenchi Muyo Wars!'" asked the princess of Hyrule.
"The same author who's doing this one. She decided not to put up the other one yet," said Pikachu.
"Well, I gotta go now. I'm gonna go steal an escape pod and--" Before Zelda could finish, she got captured by a Female Wire Frame. "--give Marth Vader a headache."
"Let's run away!" cried Pikachu.
Pichu went up to the Female Wire Frame and shocked her. "IT'S A HIT-KICK-AND-RUN!!!" he shouted before runing to the escape pods.
Pikachu and Pichu got inside and got launched into space. To break the silence, Pichu decided to start up a conversation.
"I'm nausous...I'm nausous...I'm nausous...," chanted Pichu.
"You better NOT puke in here!" threatened Pikachu .
"Hah! Just kidding!" laughed Pichu.
Author's Note: Yeah, so I learned proper Hylian from the time I wrote this and the time I'd editing this. I couldn't find the Hylian words for the original insult Zelda said to Marth Vader, so...