Disclaimer: I'm SO sorry about the long wait. Here are the reasons I havn't updated any of my fics in awhile:
Computer Problems
Writers Block
And School Work
As for readers of my other fics PLEASE bear with me. I've had a mean case of writers block.
Everyone returned to Traverse Town to celebrate. (Again). Katie was playing poker with the boys and was beating the crap out of them. All their money and weapons lay in a heap in front of her.
"Man how come you keep beating us?" Sora moaned as Katie took his keyblade.
"Well don't you guys know?" Carolyn shouted to them.
"SHUT UP!" Katie shouted.
"Know what?" Riku asked.
"Katie has some powers of her own! She can see through things!"
"WHAT?!"
They picked up their swords. Katie quickly grabbed her winnings.
"Got to go, BYE!"
Katie took off with everyone close behind her waving their swords. They ran back and forth for about five minutes till Carolyn got bored and tripped Katie. Riku pointed his sword at her throat.
"RIKU STOP!" Carolyn shouted.
"Why should I??"
"You can call her names, you can drive her insane, you can march her off a cliff, you can push her over to the dark side, you can abuse her as a sidekick, you can leave her to die on some god-forsaken rock, but for some reason you just can't kill her!"
"WATCH ME!"
Suddenly Riku slammed into the ground. Carolyn had used her physic powers to throw him into the ground.
"What the hell was that for?!"
"For trying to kill my best buddy."
"I'd do it again."
Suddenly he slammed into the ground again. This time with such a force that there was only the shape of a human being going 5 feet down into the cobblestone street.
"That was bloody brilliant." Sora said smiling, "Do it again!"
Katie was busy counting her winnings.
"You do realize that money's worthless in our world." Carolyn sighed.
"I know, but it gives me a feeling of power having won it."
"You could at least give them their weapons back."
"I'll lend them to them." She said causally.
"Greedy aren't we? So what are you going to do with that money if you can't use it?"
Katie shrugged. "Well for now I'm going to do what anyone else would do. Run my fingers through it laughing manically!"
With that she began to run her fingers through the pile of money laughing a squeaky laugh.
"Memo to me:" Carolyn murmured, "Watch out for Katie."
"She's completely crazy." Tidus sighed.
"Just don't say her hair looks fake." Carolyn warned.
"Why not?"
Carolyn gulped nervously. "Well I can't really tell you, I have to show you. Here take this." She handed him a helmet.
"Oh god." He moaned.
"HEY KATIE!" Carolyn shouted, "DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY FAKE?!"
Katie's eyes widened. She turned to Carolyn and began snarling. She foamed at the mouth. She transformed into a huge wolf creature covered in reddish-brown fur. Everyone screamed except Carolyn. Carolyn just picked up a rock and chucked it at her head. It bounced off, Katie roared and fell to the ground unconscious. She changed back to her normal psycho self.
"Well, that sure made us look bad." Sora gulped.
"Just slink away everyone, just slink away." Wakka said waving his arms.
Mia had her head bowed and looked very depressed.
"What's wrong Mia?" Yuna asked.
"It's chilling to think that Cedric is still alive out there plotting his revenge on us." Mia sighed.
"Oh come on!" Katie cried sitting up, "You've got two boys, both are extremely cute, who are absolutely nuts about you! You should consider yourself lucky! Ok so one of them is slightly homicidal and is willing to kill the boy you truly love to get what he wants, but who cares?!"
"But I only love Riku!" Mia cried.
"Then if you don't want him could I have Cedric?" Katie asked hopefully.
Carolyn took Katie aside. "Katie, there are three times in a person's life. There's a time to talk, there's a time to be silent, and there's a time to shut your mouth. NOW WOULD BE A TIME TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
"Well, time to get back to Destiny Islands." Sora said standing up.
"Can we come?" Katie asked hopefully.
"Sure!"
Tidus sank to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Tidus?" Wakka asked, "Shut up!"
Everyone was back on Destiny Island about a month later.
"Well it seems like Carolyn is fitting in here well." Kairi remarked, "But I can't say the same about Katie..."
As she spoke Katie was following Carolyn down the beach poking her and laughing. Carolyn looked like she was about to snap but she didn't say anything, she just kept walking.
"Anyone who can put up with Katie on a daily basis has my undying respect!" Tidus said laughing giving a fake bow in Carolyn's direction.
"Can you believe she made Cedric run away with his tail between his legs?" Riku said smiling, "When he saw that arrow it looked like he was going to be sick!"
"It seems like Carolyn is the only one who can get Katie to stop acting crazy. Imagine what she'd do otherwise." Lulu shuddered at the thought.
"I can't believe she's a Pure Heart." Mia sighed.
"Let's quit talking about Katie before I heave." Wakka sighed.
"Hey guys!" Carolyn called running towards them. Katie wasn't anywhere in sight.
"Hey where's the amazing crazy girl?" Tidus asked.
"She had to go do something on the beach. Wanna play Blitzball?"
"Sure!"
An hour later...
"Man! I can't believe we got our asses kicked by a kid!" Wakka yelled rubbing his head where Carolyn had smacked him with the ball.
"Well it helps to be able to move objects with my mind." Carolyn said grinning.
"Say, where'd our annoying friend get to?" Kairi asked.
"There she is." Carolyn sighed pointing towards the shore. "Oh god what did she do?"
There was a huge sandcastle right on the edge of the water. Katie was sitting in the middle of a large hole in the middle munching on a sandwich.
"What are you up to?" Carolyn asked suspiciously as she and the other walked up to her.
"I'm eating sandwiches in a sandcastle." Katie said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, "Care to the join me?"
"Sure, why not?" Everyone sighed and climbed into the hole. There was more than enough room (and sandwiches) for everyone. Carolyn was halfway through a baloney sandwich on rye when she stopped and dropped the sandwich. Her eyes were wide with terror.
"What's wrong?" Mia asked her with a mouth full of turkey and bread.
"Katie," Carolyn whispered. Her voice was shaky with fear. "Did you remember to build this sandcastle at least 30 feet away from the water?"
"Nope." Katie said grinning stupidly.
Everyone turned their heads around and froze. A huge tidal wave was headed towards them!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed just before the wave struck the beach and blew them back into the water and dragged them about 20 feet from shore.
"Aw crap," Katie groaned spitting out water, "My sandwich is soggy!"
"Aw shut up!" Carolyn snapped spitting out sand.
They swam back to shore. It was then Riku noticed something was wrong.
"Hey where's Mia?"
"Last I saw she was thrown into the water with the rest of us." Yuna sighed.
"You think she's still out there?"
"No, Mia's a great swimmer. She's just gone." Katie said dropping her ruined sandwich to the ground.
"Um, guys?" Rikku cried pointing at the sky.
Everyone cocked their heads up towards the sky. They could see Cedric flying overhead. In his arms he held an unconscious Mia. He looked down at them and smirked. Then he vanished in a flash of light.
"This does not bode well." Carolyn gulped.
"You guys know what this means right?" Riku asked.
"We got to make more sandwiches?" Katie asked dumbly.
"No. It means WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ADVENTURE ON OUR HANDS!"
Computer Problems
Writers Block
And School Work
As for readers of my other fics PLEASE bear with me. I've had a mean case of writers block.
Everyone returned to Traverse Town to celebrate. (Again). Katie was playing poker with the boys and was beating the crap out of them. All their money and weapons lay in a heap in front of her.
"Man how come you keep beating us?" Sora moaned as Katie took his keyblade.
"Well don't you guys know?" Carolyn shouted to them.
"SHUT UP!" Katie shouted.
"Know what?" Riku asked.
"Katie has some powers of her own! She can see through things!"
"WHAT?!"
They picked up their swords. Katie quickly grabbed her winnings.
"Got to go, BYE!"
Katie took off with everyone close behind her waving their swords. They ran back and forth for about five minutes till Carolyn got bored and tripped Katie. Riku pointed his sword at her throat.
"RIKU STOP!" Carolyn shouted.
"Why should I??"
"You can call her names, you can drive her insane, you can march her off a cliff, you can push her over to the dark side, you can abuse her as a sidekick, you can leave her to die on some god-forsaken rock, but for some reason you just can't kill her!"
"WATCH ME!"
Suddenly Riku slammed into the ground. Carolyn had used her physic powers to throw him into the ground.
"What the hell was that for?!"
"For trying to kill my best buddy."
"I'd do it again."
Suddenly he slammed into the ground again. This time with such a force that there was only the shape of a human being going 5 feet down into the cobblestone street.
"That was bloody brilliant." Sora said smiling, "Do it again!"
Katie was busy counting her winnings.
"You do realize that money's worthless in our world." Carolyn sighed.
"I know, but it gives me a feeling of power having won it."
"You could at least give them their weapons back."
"I'll lend them to them." She said causally.
"Greedy aren't we? So what are you going to do with that money if you can't use it?"
Katie shrugged. "Well for now I'm going to do what anyone else would do. Run my fingers through it laughing manically!"
With that she began to run her fingers through the pile of money laughing a squeaky laugh.
"Memo to me:" Carolyn murmured, "Watch out for Katie."
"She's completely crazy." Tidus sighed.
"Just don't say her hair looks fake." Carolyn warned.
"Why not?"
Carolyn gulped nervously. "Well I can't really tell you, I have to show you. Here take this." She handed him a helmet.
"Oh god." He moaned.
"HEY KATIE!" Carolyn shouted, "DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY FAKE?!"
Katie's eyes widened. She turned to Carolyn and began snarling. She foamed at the mouth. She transformed into a huge wolf creature covered in reddish-brown fur. Everyone screamed except Carolyn. Carolyn just picked up a rock and chucked it at her head. It bounced off, Katie roared and fell to the ground unconscious. She changed back to her normal psycho self.
"Well, that sure made us look bad." Sora gulped.
"Just slink away everyone, just slink away." Wakka said waving his arms.
Mia had her head bowed and looked very depressed.
"What's wrong Mia?" Yuna asked.
"It's chilling to think that Cedric is still alive out there plotting his revenge on us." Mia sighed.
"Oh come on!" Katie cried sitting up, "You've got two boys, both are extremely cute, who are absolutely nuts about you! You should consider yourself lucky! Ok so one of them is slightly homicidal and is willing to kill the boy you truly love to get what he wants, but who cares?!"
"But I only love Riku!" Mia cried.
"Then if you don't want him could I have Cedric?" Katie asked hopefully.
Carolyn took Katie aside. "Katie, there are three times in a person's life. There's a time to talk, there's a time to be silent, and there's a time to shut your mouth. NOW WOULD BE A TIME TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
"Well, time to get back to Destiny Islands." Sora said standing up.
"Can we come?" Katie asked hopefully.
"Sure!"
Tidus sank to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Tidus?" Wakka asked, "Shut up!"
Everyone was back on Destiny Island about a month later.
"Well it seems like Carolyn is fitting in here well." Kairi remarked, "But I can't say the same about Katie..."
As she spoke Katie was following Carolyn down the beach poking her and laughing. Carolyn looked like she was about to snap but she didn't say anything, she just kept walking.
"Anyone who can put up with Katie on a daily basis has my undying respect!" Tidus said laughing giving a fake bow in Carolyn's direction.
"Can you believe she made Cedric run away with his tail between his legs?" Riku said smiling, "When he saw that arrow it looked like he was going to be sick!"
"It seems like Carolyn is the only one who can get Katie to stop acting crazy. Imagine what she'd do otherwise." Lulu shuddered at the thought.
"I can't believe she's a Pure Heart." Mia sighed.
"Let's quit talking about Katie before I heave." Wakka sighed.
"Hey guys!" Carolyn called running towards them. Katie wasn't anywhere in sight.
"Hey where's the amazing crazy girl?" Tidus asked.
"She had to go do something on the beach. Wanna play Blitzball?"
"Sure!"
An hour later...
"Man! I can't believe we got our asses kicked by a kid!" Wakka yelled rubbing his head where Carolyn had smacked him with the ball.
"Well it helps to be able to move objects with my mind." Carolyn said grinning.
"Say, where'd our annoying friend get to?" Kairi asked.
"There she is." Carolyn sighed pointing towards the shore. "Oh god what did she do?"
There was a huge sandcastle right on the edge of the water. Katie was sitting in the middle of a large hole in the middle munching on a sandwich.
"What are you up to?" Carolyn asked suspiciously as she and the other walked up to her.
"I'm eating sandwiches in a sandcastle." Katie said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, "Care to the join me?"
"Sure, why not?" Everyone sighed and climbed into the hole. There was more than enough room (and sandwiches) for everyone. Carolyn was halfway through a baloney sandwich on rye when she stopped and dropped the sandwich. Her eyes were wide with terror.
"What's wrong?" Mia asked her with a mouth full of turkey and bread.
"Katie," Carolyn whispered. Her voice was shaky with fear. "Did you remember to build this sandcastle at least 30 feet away from the water?"
"Nope." Katie said grinning stupidly.
Everyone turned their heads around and froze. A huge tidal wave was headed towards them!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed just before the wave struck the beach and blew them back into the water and dragged them about 20 feet from shore.
"Aw crap," Katie groaned spitting out water, "My sandwich is soggy!"
"Aw shut up!" Carolyn snapped spitting out sand.
They swam back to shore. It was then Riku noticed something was wrong.
"Hey where's Mia?"
"Last I saw she was thrown into the water with the rest of us." Yuna sighed.
"You think she's still out there?"
"No, Mia's a great swimmer. She's just gone." Katie said dropping her ruined sandwich to the ground.
"Um, guys?" Rikku cried pointing at the sky.
Everyone cocked their heads up towards the sky. They could see Cedric flying overhead. In his arms he held an unconscious Mia. He looked down at them and smirked. Then he vanished in a flash of light.
"This does not bode well." Carolyn gulped.
"You guys know what this means right?" Riku asked.
"We got to make more sandwiches?" Katie asked dumbly.
"No. It means WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ADVENTURE ON OUR HANDS!"