In an arid desert, Pikachu and Pichu were wandering around with absolutely no idea on where they are.

"Man! I hope that we're in a place that has animé! I-must-watch-.HackSign!!!" cried Pichu.

"I think that you're suffering from sun stroke..." groaned Pikachu with an animé-style sweatdrop.

"I MUST SEE IF THOSE CRAZY HUMANS ARE RIGHT!!!"

"What crazy humans? What are you talking about?"

"I CAN'T TELL YOU OR IT'LL BE A SPOILER!!!" shrieked Pichu.

"Just tell me, baka. You've told me who the future Sammy was in that one Pokémon Movie. Even though it was a spoiler, I already knew that! It was soooo obvious, and plus I pieced together the stuff from past episodes," said Pikachu while rolling his eyes.

"Those crazy humans were sayin' that my Tsukasa-sama is a... 'noun' in real life! I DON'T BELIEVE THAT!!!" This time, Pikachu was growing more and more concerned about his crazy friend.

"A 'noun'? Every single person, place, thing, and idea is a noun, Pichu."

"I MUST SEE THE LAST EPISODE TO BELIEVE THAT!!!"

Pikachu looked around and noticed that they were in... Onett?

"Looks like we're back in civilization!" announced Pikachu. He got picked up by a New Age Retro Hippie.

"Like, I can, like, sell ya dudes ta, like, people who are, like, Pokémon-less! SWEET!" cried the New Age Retro Hippie.

"Hey, Eddie-wannabe! Can ya tell me where the hotel is? I NEED A COLOR CABLE TV!!! IT'S AN EMERGANCY!!!" screamed Pichu.

"DUDE! Like, another Pokémon! SWEET!!!" The New Age Retro Hippie grabbed Pichu and put him and Pikachu into a bus that's all decorated hippie-like. Scary, I know.

"HEY! YA DUN KNOW WHO YER DEALIN' WITH!!! I'M FRIENDS WITH JERRY!!! HIS TRAINER IS THE FAMOUS ASH KETCHUM, BAKA HIPPIE!!!" Pichu did a few karate moves while the other Pokémon inside the bus gave him disturbed looks.

"Dude! Enough with the spoilers! Now the whole world knows my REAL name!" growled Jer--I mean, Pikachu.

"Yer name's not as important as Tsukasa's real one, so relax!"

"Thanks a lot!" Pikachu answered sacastically.

The crazed hippie drove his hippie bus around town until he saw a young teenage boy standing by the Drug Store, with a bike. The boy looked around and saw the bus come by. This boy was 16 years old, had reddish-brown hair, and was wearing some sort of armor stuff.

"DUDE! Just say 'The hippie drove by and Roy was standing by the store...', instead of using all adjectives!" barked Roy.

The Almighty Author threw Roy into a cage full of rabid Yaoi fangirls that began to write tons and tons of yaoi fics that featured him being paired with every male character from Super Smash Bros. Melee and Fire Emblem. To make it even more torturous, it-had-LEMONS! It was also written as if it was ran through the hilarious Engligh-to-AOLer (the link can be found in my main blog, by the way) many times.

"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!!" Roy sobbed hysterically.

The Almighty Author released Roy from the cage.

"By the way, DON'T call me 'dude'! I'm a chick, dagnaabit!" yelled the author. "Wait... I always say that I'm a guy on most message boards I go to because I use guy names. Ahh! I'm countradicting myself!" The author ran away.

Roy curled into a ball on the ground, sobbing "Don't hurt me, I'm sorry!"

Like, dudes and, like, chicks! I, like, have mondo-cool Pokémon for you, like, Pokémon-less people!" announced the crazy hippie.

Roy ran to the bus all excited like a certain rabid Tsukasa fan running to the nearest TV. "I WANT TWO POKÉMON!!!"

"Like, today's yer lucky day, dude! I have, like, uber-tight Pokémon!"

A bunch of Pokémon (Including Pichu and Pikachu) stoond by the side of the bus.

"I need two Pokémon that are helpful, strong, SUPER-KAWAII, smart, and that don't get an attitude with me," said the pyromaniac Mamkute.

"Hi! I'm Jerry the Pikachu and I meet all of your standards! I'm also house-broken, speak fluent English, Japanese, and Spanish, friendly around children, and I can play the trumpet! There's a little somethin' ya should know, though. I'm a tad... claustrophobic. Is it ok if I stay out of the PokéBall 24/7?"

"HECK YA! I found zee perfect Pokémon!!! WOO-HOO!" Roy did a happy dance, then thought about the next Pokémon. "Ok, now for the second one..."

"Dude! Like, I have one that you'd, like, wanna have! Like, this one is, like, friendly, and, like, not aggressive! Like, meet...Picks up a Pokémon and give it to Roy ...Wobbuffet!"

"Wobbuffet!" «Pleased to meet you!» announced the Pokémon.

"What the hey?!" exclaimed Roy.

"'Hay' is for horses! Do ya see a butt on my tail!?" asked Pichu.

"...okay..." mumbled Pikachu.

"Excuse me, Mr. Hippie, sir. I'm not so sure about that Wobbuffet..."

"Like, that Wobbuffet is, like, mondo smart! And, like, it's, like, house-broken, and like, it can hack stuff! Uber mondo funkay!!!"

"Ffet! Ffet! Wobbuffet wobbuffet wobbu wobbu!" «No! No! That hippie dude's making up junk!» panicked Wobbuffet.

"Hmm... I don't wanna hacker Pokémon. I'll get somethin' else..." Roy resumed looking around when a certain Electric-type caught his eye.

"Hey dude! Pick me! I wanna go with you! PLEEEEEEEEASE?! I wanna be wit' mah homie, Jerry!" said Pichu.

"STOP CALLIN' ME BY MY REAL NAME, BAKA!!!" shouted Pikachu. He threw a Javalin at Pichu, who did the Matrix backwards bend. Pichu countered with a book on Dark Magic--err, Elder Magic spells and threw the book at Pikachu. He missed and they both got 2 Exp.

"Erm... I guess I'll go with Pichu," said Roy after witnessing this bizarre mock Fire Emblem battle.

"MONDO SWEET! Like, here are yer Pokémon, dude." The New Age Retro Hippie dressed Pichu and Pikachu in hippie clothes and sunglasses "Come again!"

Roy put the Pokémon on his bike and he rode off. Roy headed to a house on the top of the hill. Inside were Mario and Peach. They were inside, cleaning up the house.

"I'm home! Plus, I got some new Pokémon for us!" called Roy.

"Welcome home, dear! You must be tired from shopping for the Pokémon. Have a snack and scoot up to bed," said Peach.

"Okie-dokie, artichokie!" answered Roy. He raided the fridge (taking nearly everything) and ran upstairs to his bedroom.

"Good afternoon, ma'am! How are you doing?" asked Pikachu.

"Awwww, how cute! Roy bought you guys kawaii Pokémon outfits! You look sooooo kawaii in that hippie outfit!" Peach pinched Pichu's cheeks really hard.

"Owwww, not the cheeks!" squealed Pichu.

"Hey, wait for me!" Pikachu ran after Roy.

Inside Roy's room, he had his room decorated with nearly EVERY single piece of Nintendo and animé merchandise. There were numerous posters from Nintendo Power and from various animé series. He seemed to be particually fond of a certain animé that Pichu's just DYING to see the last episode of... Roy was sitting on his bed and had his snack out, but he's not eating all of it. He spotted Pikachu coming in and he seemed to be very happy to see him.

"Pikachu!!! Here, I got this for you and Pichu! Dig in! I've got everything imaginable! Ice cream, tacos, pocky..."

"POCKY!?! LEMME AT IT!!!" Pikachu dived into the snacks.

"OHMYGAWWWD!!! YOU LIKE POCKY TOO?!? SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!" squealed Roy.

Pichu entered the room with his cheeks veeeeeeery sore... "Owie... Peach loves cute things, doesn't she?"

"Have a snack, Pichu!" called Roy.

"Just back away from the pocky!" Pikachu threatened with the Duck Hunt Gun.

"POCKY?!?" exclaimed Pichu.

"Oops! Looks like we're outta pocky!" Roy sweatdropped.

Pichu screamed bloody murder and fainted.

Later that night, everyone (but Pichu, who's in bed, crying away) was watching TV. They're watching Cartoon Network, which was running a marathon of cartoon movies. It was almost midnight and it was getting to the good part in the movie.

"Zoinks! Almost time for everything to fall into place! Almost time for the greatest mystery to be answered!!! It's... here..." Pichu's eye got all stary-eyed.

"Man! This movie rocks!" cheered Mario.

"10 stars!" added Peach.

"2 paws up!" Pikachu also added.

"Too bad that the last episode of my faaaaavorite animé won't come on until next week!" said Roy.

Pichu, who was upstairs, suddenly jumped up and rushed downstairs, screaming like a madman. He charged at the TV and ended up knocking it over. Suddenly, the electricity went out in the house, then in the whole neighborhood.

"Geez! Looks like someone doesn't like these cartoon movies...," said Roy.

"Oh! We have something..." Pikachu handed Roy the Game & Watch device. "I think that you should see this."

"Okie dokie!" Roy turned it on and got the message from Princess Zelda. "Hmm... I think that we should go rescue her!"

"Wait! It's the middle of the night! Wait until morning, okie dokie?"

"Now we know where Roy got that 'okie dokie' from!" Pichu whispered to Pikachu.

The next morning, Peach was making breakfast, Mario was reading the newspaper, and Pikachu and Pichu got ready for the new adventure: Go find Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi. Unfortunately for them, Roy was still asleep. He's not a morning person.

"Wake up, Roy! We gotta go save Zelda!" hollered Pichu.

"C'mon! GET UP!!!" called Pikachu.

"Hmm... lemme... sleep...," Roy mumbled then turned over.

"Lazy bones!" sighed Pikachu.

Will these three ever find Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi?! Will they even START their search?! And when will Pichu ever get to see the last episode of .HackSign?! Stay tuned...