It was 10 in the morning when Pikachu, Pichu, and Roy went outside to start their quest to find Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi. They finally got the redhead 16-year-old to wake up around 8, then he had breakfast until 9 which was when he watched Kirby: Right Back At Ya!. Roy took the two Pokemon into the garage to show them something...

"Check this out, guys! We can go search for ol' Game & Watch in--" He ripped off a cover to reveal an unusual vehicle. "--THIS!"

The vehicle was a strange green monsterious-looking aircraft. It resembled some kind of beetle.

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?" exclaimed Pichu.

"This, my Pokepals, is... ZEE HYDRA!!!" Roy laughed insanely.

"Okayyy... calm down now, Roy-chan. Please?" begged Pikachu.

"Hai! Now... where do I start? Oh! The Hydra is one of the Legendary Vehicles Things Of Doooooooom!!! It's mondo-powerful and eeeeeeeeeevil lookin'! Ya wouldn't wanna tailgate someone who's in a Hydra unless ya wanna die!Neat, eh?" explained Roy.

"Where, may I ask, did you get this at?" asked Pikachu.

"I got this on my Sweet 16 birthday!" answered the pyro.

"Erm... don't girls have a Sweet 16?" asked Pichu.

"Yeah, but mine was sweet, cuz I got... ZEE HYDRA OF SPOOKY DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" Roy did his battle pose from SSBM but without the "Hee-YAH!" while saying that. "Oh, and some animé stuff an' Nintendo stuff too!"

"...Is it safe to drive?" Pikachu asked.

"Of course it is, baka!" said Roy.

"And do you have a Driver's License as well?" Pikachu asked.

"Yep! I'm responsible!" Pikachu and Pichu gave him an evil glare. "...Even though I'm not that smart at times!"

"Let's hop in and take this ba-bay fer a spin!" shouted Pichu.

Everyone hopped in and zooooomed down the streets on Onett, nearly destroying a set for another fanfic that the evil Almighty Author had in store. The gang headed out far, far, far away from Onett and into a desertous mountain region.

"'Religion'?!" asked Roy.

"'REGION'!!!" shouted the angry author.

"Eep! No more Yaoi fans! Please! I had nightmares about what happened yesterday! Don't!" begged Roy.

The Almighty Author disapppeared, leaving poor Roy in a frightened state. The gang was driving through, minding their own business. All was quiet. Yes, Roy, you may make smart aleck remarks about that last sentence like "All Quiet on the Western Front r0x0rz!", etc.

"Let's all sing random video game songs!" suggested Roy.

"NANI?!?" exclaimed the Pokémon.

"Like this!" He sang aloud the tune to "Mt. Dedede" from Kirby Super Star. "Got it?"

"All right, since we have nothing else to do. And since that it's a drivng hazard for you to play yer GBA SP whilst driving," said Pikachu.

"Yeah, what a bummer! I wanted to kick some butt in Super Mario Advance 5!" sighed Roy.

Suddenly, they spotted something within the rocks that littered the desertous mountain REGION.

"Zoinks! What was that?!" cried Pichu.

"What didja see?" asked Pikachu.

His eyes were all wide and his voice was heavy with fear. "I sense something... something really bad!" muttered Pichu.

"Hey, great Tsukasa impression! That r0x0rz!" cheered Roy. No one knows how he was able to speak chatspeak or whatever it's called.

"Don't remind meeeeeee!!!" Pichu whined loudly. "By the way, I was serious when I said that I sensed something really bad."

Suddenly, the gang was ambushed by an evil pack of Miniblins. The Miniblins attacked the gang with their evil little spears and pokers. The Miniblins moved like a swarm of locuts during harvest season, wanting nothing more than money, armour, the Hydra, and messing up Roy's stylish hair. Unfortunately, he didn't have a spare bottle of Hair Gel in his possession.

"Mooooooooooooommyyyyyyyy! I kinda miss the rabid Yaoi fans from yesterday! These things are EVIL!!!!!!" screamed Roy.

The Miniblins left after something was thrown at them. The gang was safe now, except for Roy whose hair was a complete mess.

"I'm so glad that they attacked only Roy and not us!" said Pichu.

"Let's drive off to find Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi now!" said Pikachu.

"Ok, guys," answered Roy. He started the Hydra, and it moved a few feet before blowing up into a ball of flames of doom. "ARRRRGH!!! I HATE THIS PIECE OF JUNK!!!"

"Let's go on foot," said Pikachu.

The gang walked for four hours in the blazing sun, hoping to find the man who could save Zelda. They eventually reached a nice neighborhood that had a big train station. They walked over to a group of four houses, one of them was a big fancy one with a red roof. A strange person walks out of the house. He was the elusive Mr. Game & Watch.

"Hello. I've never seen you guys around here, before. Have ya all moved in here?" asked Mr. Game & Watch

"Heyyy, do you know some funkay dude named 'Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi'? Huh? Huh? And do you have the last episode of .HackSign in yer possession? Huh? Do ya, Mister? HUH?! HUH?!" said Pichu.

Ka-POW!
"I'm so pretty... oh so pretty... lalala..." Pichu fainted and Pikachu had a halo on his head.

"Well, SOMEONE had to shut him up!" he said.

"Come on inside and tell me your tell... And help me kick this evil girl named Yuka out of my town. SHE CORRUPTED NEARLY EVERYONE WITH 'TSK TSK'!!! said Mr. Game & Watch.

Now that Mr. Game & Watch-kenobi was found, they need to find the wherebouts of Zelda. What will happen next!? Stay tuned...