Blooper Reel:

(scene in lagoon where Riku and Mia are about to kiss)

(Riku and Mia lean towards each other about to kiss)

Katie: WHOOHOO!

(Katie cannonballs off rock into lagoon making a huge splash, soaking Riku and Mia even more)

Carolyn: (stands up) CUT! GREAT JOB KATIE! YOU JUST KILLED THE MOST ROMANTIC SCENE IN THE WHOLE STORY! I need a drink… Someone tie her down with duck tape…

(scene where Cedric is explaining his origins)

Cedric: It all began when my father…um…

(take 14)

Cedric: It all began when my father discovered the first heartless and…oh (bleep)

(take 27)

Cedric: It all began when my father discovered the first heartless and…oh God I hate this bloody line! Where's Carolyn? I'm gonna kill her for writing it!

(scene when Riku first meets Cedric)

Riku: WHAT JUSTICE?! TRUE JUSTICE, TRUE POWER IS IN THE HEART! NOT IN SOMETHING VILE LIKE YOU!!

(Ryudo from Grandia 2 stomps on set and shoves a piece of paper in Carolyn's hand and stomps back out)

Riku: What's it say?

Carolyn: It's a lawsuit for stealing his lines…I really have to stop plagiarizing quotes…

(Offset. Carolyn randomly chasing Cronos with a pitchfork)

(Interview with Carolyn, Riku, Mia, and Cedric)

Carolyn: Working with Mia was really hard. She was always trying to change the story. And that wasn't even the tip of the iceberg, then came the drinking.

Mia: (drunkly) For the love of God! It was only a few drinks!

Cedric: (shaking his head) That woman needs professional help.

Carolyn: Overall this whole production could've gone a lot smoother, but I'm really happy with what came out. And I think the cast really started to like me!

Riku: (muttering) Slavedriver…

Mia: (muttering) Troll…

Cedric: (muttering) Ego manic!

Carolyn: And I can't wait until we start working on the sequel!

Cedric: (sobbing) What was my agent thinking?! I could've been in 'Daughter of Destiny'!

Mia: (passed out drunk)

Riku: Right now, I'm trying to get a part in 'Behind the Terror', but it's been really hard. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the words, 'fangirl army', I'd have…(counts on fingers) WOW! I'D BE RICH! I'D HAVE A LOT MORE MONEY THAN WHAT I MADE WORKING ON THIS PROJECT!

(Flashes to outside the studio. Katie is putting up a huge billboard, advertising the story)

Katie: (singing softly) Final Fantasy is an RPG, it 's the RPG for me, the only one that I need…

(Carolyn, grinning evilly, shoves the ladder out from under her. Katie screams and grabs onto the sign for support. The sign and the ladder fall backwards, crushing Katie on the ground)

Cronos: (runs out) What happened?!

Carolyn: (points at unconscious Katie) Katie broke the sign!

Cronos: (nods) Well, at least no one was hurt.

(they walk away leaving the semi-conscious girl behind)

Katie: Um…hello? Carolyn? I'm still under here! Carolyn? Cronos? Riku? …Cedric? Uh…Sam? Anybody? ………Aw nerts…

(scene when everyone is fighting Ansem in his final form)

Riku: Prepare to die you piece of-(stops and looks up) is that a plane?

Carolyn: SHIT! SOMEONE SHOOT IT DOWN!

Monster Ansem: I'll be in my trailer! (Stomps off)

(Interview with Sora)

Sora: I really can't see what the big fuss was about this story. RIKU was the main character, not ME! It was some big deal about him and this girl, not about me! ME ME ME! Okay I'm done…

(Lagoon scene…again…boy I love making fun of this scene)

(Riku and Mia lean towards each other about to kiss…again)

Katie: WHOOHOO!

(Katie cannonballs off rock into lagoon making a huge splash…again)

(Carolyn's eye twitches)

Five milliseconds later…


Katie: (being chased by Carolyn) WAAAAAAAAH! SAM! HELP! CAROLYN'S SCARING ME AGAIN!

Carolyn: (demonic voice with eyes of fire) COME HERE KATIE!!! I JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG HUG!!!

(Carolyn writing script)

Katie: (doing a monkey dance in front of her) Does this distract you?

Carolyn: (lying) No.

Katie: (continues dancing) Not even a little?

Carolyn: Cronos, please deal with her for me.

Cronos: Got it. (addresses Katie) Hey Katie, wanna play rock-paper-scissors?

Katie: Kay!

Cronos: Rock…paper…scissor…(whips out sword and hits Katie in the head) IN THE EYE!

Carolyn: Thank you.

Carolyn: (announcing to readers of story) I'm sorry, but the chapters will all be up in about 500 years. Also, the sequel has been delayed…again. And I also discovered that Katie took everyone on a road trip…in a spaceship…to the sun…so NASA's gonna be spending quiet some time saving them. And I have a bad case of writer's block. And another note: go read Cirque du Freak. It's a great book series that's not getting nearly enough credit.

Random Reader: (points accusingly at her) Are you telling us everything?

Carolyn: (nervously) Not exactly, we're also out of sugar.

All readers: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Carolyn: (staring at readers in shock) You're all still here? It's OVER! Go on home! Wait, you are home… Well, go outside, looks like its gonna be a nice day. (turns to leave, but faces readers again) Go on! Scram! You're bugging me! (screen begins to fade out)

Katie: (runs in and tugs Carolyn's sleeve) Carolyn?

Carolyn: Hmm?

Katie: I want to say goodbye.

Carolyn: Alright, alright, fade back in.

(screen is back to normal)

Carolyn: (waving) Goodbye.

Katie: (waving) Bye-bye!

Caitlin: (pops out of nowhere) BYE!

Credits (don't worry, there's some jokes in here too!):

Written by:

Carolyn

Produced by:

Carolyn

Imagined by:

Carolyn

Directed by:

Carolyn

Typed by:

Carolyn again

Edited by:

Yup, Carolyn again

Did everything involving real work on this fic:

Carolyn

Came up with jokes that were stolen by Carolyn:

Katie and Caitlin

Were imagined by Carolyn for THIS fanfic only (and the sequel of course):

Mia and Cedric

Was imagined by Carolyn for her 'The Legend Begins' fanfic:

Cronos

Ran around laughing while sugar-high:

Carolyn, Katie, and Caitlin

Dressed an unconscious Katie in a monkey suit and put her on a bus to Ohio:

Carolyn and Caitlin

Whined about writing the story, but was surprised when people stopped reading it:

Carolyn

Pissed and moaned the entire time about not being the main character in this fic:

Sora

Rubbed it in Sora's face:

Riku

Was the damsel in distress for HALF the fanfic (she was a great sport about it by the way):


Mia

Vanished, and then NEVER appeared again (and never will):

Goofy and Donald (Katie took all the comedy moments, so there was no more need for them)

Ate Carolyn's brownie when she wasn't looking:

Katie

Was mercilessly beaten by Carolyn for eating said brownie:

Katie

Didn't stand up for Katie when brownie incident occurred:

Caitlin

Makes the most bitchin flash movies EVER:

Legendary Frog (go to his site: www.legendaryfrog.com)

Copied Legendary Frog and is now trying to make flash movies as well:

Carolyn (seriously, I am)

Created the Universe:

God

Tries to destroy said universe:

Satan (YOU SUCK, SATAN!)

Breathed my oxygen:

Everyone

Fought with me over the computer:

My family

Crashed and broke down on a daily basis:

My computer

Gave me the SUCKIEST Internet connection EVER:

AOL

Are all REAL people:

Carolyn (ME!), Katie (my bestest friend!), Caitlin (also my bestest friend!), Tommy (my lil bro!), Sam, and I THINK Riku might be real, but I can't prove it.

Wishes you a good day and hopes you read the sequel when it comes out:

Me!

~Carolyn~