Disclaimer: *sighs* I wish Inu was mine........*pouts* but he's not...........
Fluffed Up Whipped Cream Love
By: Kagome
A/N: YAY! The second one in a day......... ~.~ I'm lonely.........till friday so I'll update till friday or till I run out of my rough draft.......... and friday I'll get more of my rough draft...... since no one asked about the fruit it will be revealed........ ^.~ maybe.... heh heh I'm evil right now.......... I saw LOTR and it was good........ he he my bro saw it yesterday and he told me not to bite his finger off because one day I threatended to bite him if he didn't get out of my room, random info but hey, it's funny.......anyway ONTO THE STORY!
Who knew.....Kagome thought silently in bliss. Who knew that whiped cream could bring two together? Kagome looked at Inuyasha who was laying beside her.......
"Who cares about Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked and that made Kagome drop the subject. Kagome walked over to her bag and began to dig through it.
Kagome pulled out of her bag what appeared to be a can. Inuyasha gave Kagome a weird look. Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and pointed the can to his face.
"What am I to you?" Kagome asked. "Tell me the truth and I won't use this on you."
"Well............" Inuyasha let the sentence slide. "Tell me what that is and I'll tell you."
"You tell me first and then I'll tell you!" Kagome said firmly
"Your my Kagome........thats what you are......" Inuyasha said and snatched the can from Kagome. "What is this?"
"It's whipped cream......" Kagome said reaching for the can.
"You whipped the cream?" Inuyasha said quickly, Inuyasha noticed Kagome's gaurd was down and kissed her on the lips. Kagome was surprised but grabbed the can from Inuyasha. Kagome pulled off the lid quickly and sprayed Inuyasha's hair. Inuyasha growled and began to get the whipped cream out of his hair. Kagome sprayed some whipped cream on her finger and held it up to Inuyasha.
"Here.......try some." Kagome said, not really requesting more like demanding. Inuyasha stopped what he was doing and licked the whipped cream off of Kagome's finger causing her to giggle. Inuyasha snatched the can from Kagome and sprayed her quickly.
Kagome glared and Inuyasha and whiped off the whipped cream.
"Your going down Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled as she ran to her bag pulling out chocolate whipped cream. Kagome began to spray Inuyasha in the face.
Inuyasha sprayed Kagome back, they ran around the hut spraying eachother causing one big mess. Inuyasha tackled Kagome and began to spray her. Kagome sprayed Inuyasha in the face before he could stop her and got it in his mouth.
"Oh you little......" Inuyasha said and got cut off with another mouth full oof whipped cream. Inuyasha then pinned Kagome's arms and began to spray her all over. They stopped for a short rest.
(Ok, love ^.~ you know this part, I just changed it a bit.......)
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked whispering into Kagome's ear.
"Hm? Nani?" Kagome asked softly.
"The fruit we ate.......it's called a Tsubasa fruit......." Inuyasha said softly. "It's said that if two lovers share it, then kiss one another, then they're supposed to be together forever."
(Oh yeah, I forgot to aske if that was real.....in the reply you better tell me love or I swear I'll bug you till you tell me.......or are you just making it up from KH? hm? TELL ME! ok I'm done ranting to you for now love.......)
Kagome opened her mouth to make a comment but Inuyasha filled her mouth with whipped cream first. Kagome swallowed the whipped cream and slipped out of Inuyasha's grasp. Kagome ran over to her bag and grabed a bottle of sparkles and threw some at Inuyasha, Inuyasha and Kagome began to run around the hut with Kagome throwing sparkles at Inuyasha yelling
"Your gonna get it dog boy!"
Kagome soon ran out of sparkles and ran over to her bag grabbing cherries, the only thing of this sundae she forgot was the icecream. Kagome began to throw the cherries at Inuyasha who caught two of them and the others landed on the floor. Inuyasha ate one of the cherries (pitless) and took the stem off of one while he sat on the ground.
"Kagome come here....." Inuyasha demanded
Kagome sighed, she was out of stuff to throw so she walked to Inuyasha and sat infront of him. Inuyasha placed the cherry on Kagome's lips.
"If you eat this cherry I'll kiss you.......and if you don't I'll leave you......." Inuyasha was looking into Kagome's eyes. Kagome happily ate the cherry.
"So, you want me to kiss you....." Inuyasha said and kissed Kagome. They soon were laying on the ground in a long kiss, surrounded in a sundae of a mess.
Kaede, Shippou, Miroku and Sango were soon on their way back to the hut, Kaede had finished what she was doing early. Miroku was sick so Kaede was helping him.
"Come now, child we're almost there......" Kaede said as they were walking to the hut.
"I'm not a child." Miroku muttered under his breath as he followed Kaede. They soon arrived at the hut, walking inside seeing the huges mess Kagome and Inuyasha in the center of it kissing.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!" Shippou screamed. "INUYASHA IS EATING KAGOME!!!!!!!!"
Sango and Kaede were wide eyed.
"I'll get a mop......." Kaede said and walked out.
"I'll get a broom......Miroku clean up the mess around them.......no better yet.... make them stop." Sango said as she left to get a broom.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Shippou screamed. "STOP EATING Kago........oooh look chocolate!" Shippou happily ran over and began to eat the left over chocolate.
Miroku looked at the two.
Inuyasha noticed the others. Oh great........ Inuyasha thought and remembered he had taken off is haori to dry. Kagome didn't noticed the others, she hadn't even heard Shippou scream.
"Ok you two, time to stop.........STOP!" Miroku yelled noticing that he was being ignored. "You've two had enough time, so stop!" Miroku grabbed his staff and hit Inuyasha over the head.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome with a look of sorry and broke the kiss. Inuyasha looked toward Miroku, Kagome made a soft cry as she noticed Miroku.
"What the hell was that for monk?!" Inuyasha yelled at the monk.
"I think you know perfectly well...... No one makes love around me but me!" Miroku yelled back.
(I loved that saying by Miroku in the story!)
"We were NOT "making love" as you say..... we were just kissing you perv!" Inuyasha soon began the arguement.
"Oh, then explain Kagome's loose kimono and why your haori is off?" Miroku stated the facts of nothingness.
"Well for one, WE BOTH FELL IN THE LAKE!" Inuyasha said and turned his head away.
"Oh........ok, I'll just go tell Sango!." Miroku ran out of the room to tell Sango. Shippou soon followed Miroku happily eating chocolate.
"You need a bath Inuyasha." Kagome said giggling.
"Well you need one to......." Inuyasha said as he picked up Kagome and ran to a hotspring.
A/N: WOAH! WAY longer this time, well to me lol, so anyway next chap should be funny........running out of the rough draft but oh well lol. Oh and if I don't get to the funny part next chap it'll be in the one after, I swear you might die laughing! ^.~ I almost did.
next chap: Mating Ceremony part 1
