Huh!? I guess this story here didn't made any noise. Okay, no worries just have to liven it up a notch. So people don't be afraid to check this out. Maybe because I'd portrayed the protagonist, Kagome, in a sexy, mischievous sort of way. Get your mind out the gutter! I would never portray our l sweet, innocent, reasonable Kagome in 'THAT' way, not in my fictions anyway. Shame on you!

Oh yeah, I'd almost forgot, this is a message for those who likes Kikyou (sometimes I do too): She will not be harmed in these stories. Well at least she wouldn't be mistreated and bashed at. Plus she's not evil either. Okay let me just get on with this chapter.

Inuyasha

Goshinboku

Chapter 2: The timid beauty

"Oh god, I'm felling tipsy."

"Hey what I'd tell ya, kid? You slurped that daiquiri a little too fast and look at you now, you're plastered."

"So..." *Hiccup* "...the crash dummy runs his mouth once again, trying his best to get his little ding-a-ling wet. How sad...you disgusting bastard."

"Hey whore! Who you're calling a bastard!? That's why you're wearing a blue sock. Keh."

" I'd bought this when I'd visited Hong Kong thank you very much...And who you're calling whore?"

"You, frankly."

"You're mother's a whore. Hehehe. That nasty bitch."

"Hey that's a no no!"

"Oh my." I mused. Hearing a squall line of fighting words coming from the bar. My suite mate was arguing with a strange young man with white hair. Funny looking dude, isn't he? Alas, I sighed and decided to intervene before it becomes really hostile between the two.

" Kikyou." Kagome sputtered. "You see this whack bag here? He's another one of those guys that only wants to jump in a woman's breeches." She pointed to the young man. I didn't noticed he had dog ears? Oh how cute! That guilty expression he had on his face only made him cuter. " Look at how he's gawking at you Kikyou, watch out because his hand may end up on your ass before you know it."

"Hmph. You're just paranoid you stupid wench." The puppy snorted. 'Puppy'? Hehe. He's cute like one. "Say now that you're over here miss...Kikyou I would like to make an order." He has a cool voice.

I smiled as I took my small notepad from my pocket. "Yes. What would you like sir?"

"Oh! Um, I would like some ass from you." Mocked Kagome, drunk in Wonderland. She's really running on E tonight. Guess I drive her home. My shift's almost over anyway.

"Will you shut up?" He snarled at Kagome before regarding me. "Yes. I would like an order of buffalo wings and a baked potato." His ears twitched as he saw Kagome's head slammed onto the bar counter.

WHAM!

That was followed by devil horns popping out most of the male patrons head. She was easy prey. The cute dog guy on the other hand , well, still had the dog ears. I guess he wasn't planning on having fun with her tonight. Noticing this I realized that he may be different.

"Kagome when I'm done with this order I'll drive you back home. You're bound to have an accident when you're behind the wheel now." I warned her. Her head laid lethargically on the counter and she had an evil grin on her face.

"Say, detective." She chuckled arching the hind split of her skirt to reveal some ample flesh. " You know I ignite fights too, ya know. Just as well as my friend does. Does this look nice to you? You perverted bastard."

"Shut up." The canine man chided.

I looked over to the bar tender and noticed he too now had devil horns on his head. Damn! Not him too? My friend is in great trouble. "Sir. Your order's will be done in five minutes." I stated sheepishly realizing how helpless Kagome was right now.

"Okay." The man replied. A blush caught his face as he rolled his eyes at Kagome as she now sat crossed legged on the stool with her lower skirt parched up to her waist. She was purposely trying to seduce the poor man and lead him to embarrassment and verbal oblivion. It's all the bartender's fault getting her smashed like that. She's acting like a harlot and she's really going to hate herself tomorrow when I tell the details on her behavior.

I sprinted into the kitchen and approached Hisao and Koharu there. I tore the order from the note pad and handed it to them. They instantly noticed my haste and questioned me.

"Kikyou is there something the matter?" Koharu asked.

"Yes my friend, you seem alarmed about something? Is it another fight?" Hisao implored as he went to the fridge and took out the chicken wings.

"It's Kagome. She's intoxicated again." I replied in deep concern.

"Uh oh. There's a mob of philanderers in there too. Kikyou you must help her out." Koharu sighed.

"Such a brilliant mind that child has. Sadly the temptation of the devil can overcome her so easily." Mused Hisao.

"She has a exam tomorrow Kikyou. At this rate she'll fail." Koharu chided.

"I know! I know! Oh. Hurry up with the order Hisao." I commanded.

"Patients, baby. You're acting as though this is your order." Hisao chuckled.

Where's Jolly when you need him. Kagome's out there alone and drunk and probably unaware of the endless possibilities. I just hope that the detective is decent enough to protect her honor. Even though he really doesn't know her at all. Hang in there.

" It's done. Here's the order Kikyou. Now gone on ahead and take that kid home." Hisao said handing me the plate of crisp buffalo wings and a steaming hot baked potato.

I went back to the counter and noticed a man was laid out on the floor behind Kagome as she held up a kung fu styled backfist. The dog man seemed really impressed as he laughed at the unfortunate soul. Thank goodness Kagome still had that ridiculously powerful right. I sighed in relief but she was still in danger.

"You didn't expect such a hard fist from a little girl with a soft ass, did you?" She mocked. The alcohol made her face brightened. " You want some too?" She snarled at the dog detective.

"Keh. Nobody wouldn't of been hurt if it weren't for you flashing that big ass of yours you wench."

"Shut up. Don't talk to me..." She burped. So unlady like.

"Here's your order sir." I'd informed giving him his plate. "Please enjoy." He dug into his pocket and gave me a tip. A big tip at that. It was certainly better than pocket change. Kagome caught the scent of his plate and ogled at his food.

"Oh! Chicken wings! Lemme have some." She squealed.

"Hey! Buy your own." The detective scolded. Snatching the plate from here range.

"Well fuck you then." She pouted. Oh my. Kagome. The innocent and rational Kagome Higurashi. The girl whom has forever since have a 3.0 average and on the presidents list at the university uttered the "f" word. Unbelievable. I will never look at her the same way again. Even if she is not herself right about now. I untied my apron and grabbed her wrist. Her eyes widened in surprise.

"Kikyou! Let go of me, damn it!" She struggled.

The canine man raised his head from his plate and arched an eyebrow. "Damn. You're really to cute to act ugly, you know?"

"Kiss my ass you filthy mutt man." She starts to hum a superhero tune. "Muttman! Dumber than a stack of bricks and uglier than shit flowing in an unflushed toilet. Muttman!" She jumped on the counter and made a superhero pose. Ridiculous. Everyone in the club bursts out into laughter.

She continued her tirade. " Hey this guy be chilling at home and chat to his magic mirror. 'Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my dick touch the floor." I gasped at her cruel words and nodded my head. The dog man glared at her muttering something about dumb women. I had to stop her. So with a pleasant gesture and convincing skills I spoke to her.

"Kagome. What if your mother back in Miami finds out about this?" Instantly the outrageous twenty one year old turned into a ball of fluff. Tears streaked her face. All it took was a mention of her mother to calm her down, or in this case sober her.

"Mother...No! She must not find out about this!" Wailed Kagome. "Everyone in Miami will know about this if she ever finds out! Kikyou, please don't do this to me!"

I reached out my hand to help her down from the counter. She was crying miserably. I hugged her and started to lead her to the door only to be interrupted by a tugging at my waist. It was the dog man.

"Yes?"

"Here?" He pulled a pen from his pocket and scribbled something on a scratch sheet of paper and handed it to me. I blushed as I read it. It was his phone numbers. "I'll see you later."

"Y yes." I stammered. I was flattered. I proceeded to haul Kagome to the car. It was a cool overcast night. I took out my keys and unlocked the car doors. She sat on the passenger side, her face was red from embarrassment and silent tears. She looked like a lost child. Her breath had the loud scent of strawberries.

"Kikyou. I'm so sorry. I've humiliated that poor man in there." She sobbed. " Please don't inform my mother about this. She'll call the school and tell them to terminate my scholarships."

"It's okay, Kagome." I was playing the role of big sister again. "I won't tell your mom."

"Thank you, big sister." She call me oneechan. I was proud of that. "I feel so terrible."

"I'm just watching out for you, Kagome. Those lechers were going to have a field day on you. That was a pretty nice backhand you gave one of them, you know." I smiled reassuringly. I looked over at her. She was fast asleep, snoring aloud. I sighed and started the ignition. As I was driving home my thoughts was set on that silver haired man. Inuyasha was his name. He seemed to be one of the few decent men there tonight. He probably was Kagome's type. That gave me an idea. I'm going to play matchmaker.

Next chapter: Detective's Amourous Partner and the Beautiful Military Woman, Sangou

A/N: How's that? I know that the story is intended to be a drama fiction but I had to throw in a little comedy into the fray. Hope you guys and gals liked it. Encourage me and I'll continue A.S.A.P.