A/n: I am sorry that I have not updated for so long. I kinda had an itty
bitty writer's block on this chapter. No worries though. It left me.
I don't own anyone except Cahadras. Sakura owns Sakura and Keyasha owns Keyasha. You get? Yea you get.
Hiei~ This is annoying.
Cahadras~ you know it aint that bad Hiei.
Hiei~*muttering* Bitch.
Cahadras~ Bastard.
Kurama~ This is familiar.
Cahadras~eh?
Kurama~you and hiei argue like this in the fic too..
Cahadras and Hiei~ hn...
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Hiei's Problems
It's Just A Big Happy Family
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"Guys." Kurama almost yelled to try and stop Yusuke and Kuwabara's fight. Sakura and Keyasha had stopped fighting five minutes ago and they were now talking to each other like life long friends. As if they never had a fight at all. Yusuke and Kuwabara were still kicking each others asses. Well. Yusuke was doing the ass kicking; Kuwabara was on the beat up side.
"This is so entertaining. I am glad they do this everyday. You don't even need a TV." Sakura said as she was eating a bag of popcorn that had just appeared out of no where.
"True. Hey give me some." Keyasha leant over and got herself a handful of popcorn. They then resumed their conversation on the Dark Tournament. Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped fighting and looked at Sakura.
"Hey. How did you get popcorn?" Kuwabara asked. Yusuke got his hands out of their punching positions and sat down next to Sakura to eat some popcorn. Sakura looked at Kuwabara mysteriously.
"I have my ways." She commented. Kuwabara looked confused.
"That doesn't help much." Kuwabara complained.
"Ah. Quit complaining Kuwabara. Just be thank full she has good food that can appear out of no where." Yusuke took another handful of popcorn. Sakura looked around.
"Damn. You all are eating all my popcorn. You pigs!" Sakura stood up and hid behind Kurama to protect her popcorn from wondering hands.
"HEY!! GIVE IT BSCK!!" Yusuke and Keyasha yelled. Kurama looked at Sakura behind him who was stuffing her face with popcorn.
"STOP STEALING MY WORD!!! AND STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Two voices echoed the same thing through the woods and a few birds flew up into the air from surprise. Everyone looked at each other.
"What was that?" Keyasha asked. Yusuke and Kurama shrugged.
"Sounded like Hiei and Cahadras." Yusuke said.
"So you think they survived the fire?"Kuwabara said. Sakura looked at him dumbly.
"Nah. I thought that since they were fire apparitions that they would burn to death. Seriously Kuwabara you have brains. Use them." Sakura said getting a death glare from Kuwabara.
"If you weren't a girl I'd punch you." Kuwabara said through gritted teeth. Sakura looked at him boredly and started painting her nails with pink fingernail polish that had just appeared. She then looked down at her nails and screeched.
"Shit!! I wanted black!! Agh!!" She quickly painted over the pink with black fingernail polish. Then she looked at Kuwabara. "Yea it's a tragedy aint it?"
"I think we should go see what Cahadras and Hiei are up to. I mean. We haven't seen them ever since the fire." Kurama said. Everyone nodded their heads and Keyasha looked confused.
"Ok I know who you are talking about when you say Hiei, but who is Cahadras?" Everyone looked at her before shrugging and walking off into he woods. Kurama stayed behind to explain.
"Cahadras is a Fire Apparition half Kitsune Youkie and she acts just like Hiei and they fight 24/7. So I think we better hurry and find them before they kill each other.
"Ok. Sounds good to me." Keyasha shrugged and followed everybody into he woods to find Hiei and Cahadras whose voices were still ringing through the air about killing each other.
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"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Cahadras yelled as she threw another punch at Hiei who dodged.
"You can try half breed!" Hiei yelled back as he dodged another one of her punches. She growled in anger and tackled him to the ground quickly so he couldn't dodge.
"I am not a half breed. You die son of a bitch!!" She then proceeded in choking hiei who was smirking his ass off. He quickly blocked her hands from choking him and flipped them over so he was on top.
"Bastard? Now it's you who is going to die." Hiei quickly started punching her in the face, but she dodged each one and grinned evilly at him. Soon she turned transparent and his punches went right through her and he fell to the ground. She stood up back to normal and smirked at him.
"The advantages of being half Kitsune." Cahadras commented. She smirked evilly again and Hiei tackled her back to the ground. They were then rolling on the ground wrestling with each other.
Cahadras got on top of Hiei again and she smirked. "Looks like I am the stronger of us two." She smirked again when she saw Hiei redden with anger.
"Don't be so sure!!" Hiei flipped them over again. So he was now on top of her. She looked shock for a few seconds before glaring at Hiei and trying to flip them over again. Hiei quickly grabbed hold of her fox ears and held them tightly. Keeping her from being able to flip them. So she started struggling to make him fall off of her.
"Damn you bastard! Let go of my ear!!" She struggled some more and Hiei grinned evilly at her.
"Look who has the advantage now girl." He sneered. Cahadras' jagen started glowing and Hiei felt a searing pain run through his fingers. He quickly moved them off of her ear and he looked at them to see they were burnt. Then he saw that she had set her ears on fire using her jagen. Black flames were on the tips of them and she looked at Hiei with a blank look on her face.
"Get off me now or I'll burn your arms off." She threatened. Hiei glared at her and they got into a big glaring Contest. Hiei was still on top of her.
"Aint this just precious? They really shouldn't be in that position." A voice that sounded a lot like Sakura's went through the air.
"Yea. And he didn't even take her out to dinner." Another voice that sounded like Yusuke's rang through the air next.
"I wonder if they have been getting this close all these days?" Another voice that sounded like Kurama's appeared. Hiei's and Cahadras' eyes widened and they both quickly got away from each other blushing deep blood red.
"Hn." They both said as the laughing forms of Kurama, Yusuke, Sakura, and Kuwabara walked out of the bushes. Keyasha walked in laughing her ass off at the two.
"Looks like we found them." Yusuke said in between laughs. Hiei and Cahadras glared at him still blushing.
"Well it wasn't hard for us to find them. They yell louder than freight trains." Sakura said grinning wickedly. Cahadras glared at her as Hiei kept glaring at Yusuke.
Kuwabara started laughing loudly making him look like a deranged horse. "Hahahaha!! Looks to me as if the shorties were getting a little fresh with each other." Everyone would have laughed at the now even redder Hiei and Cahadras if he hadn't have said shorties and Cahadras and Hiei hadn't started beating the crap out of Kuwabara.
"Well aint this just a one big happy family?' Keyasha said. Hiei and Cahadras stopped killing Kuwabara and looked at her.
"Who is the girl?" They both asked and glare dat each other.
"That's Keyasha. You know. The demon we were supposed to find. She saved us from the fire." Kurama explained. Cahadras and Hiei quickly studied her to get a guess at how strong she was. They nodded their heads when they were done. Then they started on beating up Kuwabara again.
"Why were you guys supposed to find me anyway?" Keyasha asked. Sakura soon mumbled.
"You were supposed to become a spirit detective. Man it has been over three days and no bath right?" Kurama nodded at her. "Dam it all I need a bath. Three days plus no bath equals one pissed off bitchy Kitsune." Keyasha looked ta everyone with worry on her face.
"Hey what's up dude?" Yusuke asked. Keyasha looked over at him before saying.
"Truthfully I'd agree with becoming a spirit detective, but there is a problem." Hiei and Cahadras stopped hitting the knocked out Kuwabara so they could listen up in some trees.
"What are these problems?" Kurama asked. Keyasha looked uneasily.
"As you guys know I am a Thunder demon, but I am also half Wolf Demon. And well. I am supposed top fight in a tournament for the Thunder and Wolf Demon clans. Against my sisters team. And I don't have a team." Sakura interrupted her.
"We could be your team. Beating the crap out of people sounds like fun." Everyone nodded their heads and hiei and Cahadras hn'ed.
"Really?" Keyasha asked. "Thanks! Well I also have to have a wolf demon in my team, it's the rules, but the wolf demon tribe is going to choose who it is." Everyone nodded in understanding and Hiei and Cahadras started sharpening their Katanas getting them ready for some fighting.
"Well. Where the hell is this Tournament held at anyway?' Yusuke asked. Kuwabara was still knocked out on the ground.
"Well follow me and I'll show you." Keyasha said. She started walking off deeper into the forest, but then she stopped and glanced at Kuwabara. "Uhhh... what about him?" Cahadras and Hiei smirked evilly.
"Allow me." They both said. Black flames jumped out of their hands and hit Kuwabara right on the ass. Kuwabara sprung up into the air screaming in pain. "Problem solved." They muttered. Keyasha shrugged and motioned for everyone to follow her. Everyone quickly followed her every step and Hiei and Cahadras walked after them grinning evilly at the screaming Kuwabara.
"AHH!!! MY ASS!! IT BURNS!!!" Kuwabara screamed in agony.
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A/n: there is that chapter. Have fun people. *Cough**Cough* Damn it all. Just when I thought my cold went away I start coughing again. The worlds against me. Oh well I hope you guys aint against me so prove to me your not by Reviewing. SO REVIEW!!
I don't own anyone except Cahadras. Sakura owns Sakura and Keyasha owns Keyasha. You get? Yea you get.
Hiei~ This is annoying.
Cahadras~ you know it aint that bad Hiei.
Hiei~*muttering* Bitch.
Cahadras~ Bastard.
Kurama~ This is familiar.
Cahadras~eh?
Kurama~you and hiei argue like this in the fic too..
Cahadras and Hiei~ hn...
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Hiei's Problems
It's Just A Big Happy Family
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"Guys." Kurama almost yelled to try and stop Yusuke and Kuwabara's fight. Sakura and Keyasha had stopped fighting five minutes ago and they were now talking to each other like life long friends. As if they never had a fight at all. Yusuke and Kuwabara were still kicking each others asses. Well. Yusuke was doing the ass kicking; Kuwabara was on the beat up side.
"This is so entertaining. I am glad they do this everyday. You don't even need a TV." Sakura said as she was eating a bag of popcorn that had just appeared out of no where.
"True. Hey give me some." Keyasha leant over and got herself a handful of popcorn. They then resumed their conversation on the Dark Tournament. Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped fighting and looked at Sakura.
"Hey. How did you get popcorn?" Kuwabara asked. Yusuke got his hands out of their punching positions and sat down next to Sakura to eat some popcorn. Sakura looked at Kuwabara mysteriously.
"I have my ways." She commented. Kuwabara looked confused.
"That doesn't help much." Kuwabara complained.
"Ah. Quit complaining Kuwabara. Just be thank full she has good food that can appear out of no where." Yusuke took another handful of popcorn. Sakura looked around.
"Damn. You all are eating all my popcorn. You pigs!" Sakura stood up and hid behind Kurama to protect her popcorn from wondering hands.
"HEY!! GIVE IT BSCK!!" Yusuke and Keyasha yelled. Kurama looked at Sakura behind him who was stuffing her face with popcorn.
"STOP STEALING MY WORD!!! AND STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Two voices echoed the same thing through the woods and a few birds flew up into the air from surprise. Everyone looked at each other.
"What was that?" Keyasha asked. Yusuke and Kurama shrugged.
"Sounded like Hiei and Cahadras." Yusuke said.
"So you think they survived the fire?"Kuwabara said. Sakura looked at him dumbly.
"Nah. I thought that since they were fire apparitions that they would burn to death. Seriously Kuwabara you have brains. Use them." Sakura said getting a death glare from Kuwabara.
"If you weren't a girl I'd punch you." Kuwabara said through gritted teeth. Sakura looked at him boredly and started painting her nails with pink fingernail polish that had just appeared. She then looked down at her nails and screeched.
"Shit!! I wanted black!! Agh!!" She quickly painted over the pink with black fingernail polish. Then she looked at Kuwabara. "Yea it's a tragedy aint it?"
"I think we should go see what Cahadras and Hiei are up to. I mean. We haven't seen them ever since the fire." Kurama said. Everyone nodded their heads and Keyasha looked confused.
"Ok I know who you are talking about when you say Hiei, but who is Cahadras?" Everyone looked at her before shrugging and walking off into he woods. Kurama stayed behind to explain.
"Cahadras is a Fire Apparition half Kitsune Youkie and she acts just like Hiei and they fight 24/7. So I think we better hurry and find them before they kill each other.
"Ok. Sounds good to me." Keyasha shrugged and followed everybody into he woods to find Hiei and Cahadras whose voices were still ringing through the air about killing each other.
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"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Cahadras yelled as she threw another punch at Hiei who dodged.
"You can try half breed!" Hiei yelled back as he dodged another one of her punches. She growled in anger and tackled him to the ground quickly so he couldn't dodge.
"I am not a half breed. You die son of a bitch!!" She then proceeded in choking hiei who was smirking his ass off. He quickly blocked her hands from choking him and flipped them over so he was on top.
"Bastard? Now it's you who is going to die." Hiei quickly started punching her in the face, but she dodged each one and grinned evilly at him. Soon she turned transparent and his punches went right through her and he fell to the ground. She stood up back to normal and smirked at him.
"The advantages of being half Kitsune." Cahadras commented. She smirked evilly again and Hiei tackled her back to the ground. They were then rolling on the ground wrestling with each other.
Cahadras got on top of Hiei again and she smirked. "Looks like I am the stronger of us two." She smirked again when she saw Hiei redden with anger.
"Don't be so sure!!" Hiei flipped them over again. So he was now on top of her. She looked shock for a few seconds before glaring at Hiei and trying to flip them over again. Hiei quickly grabbed hold of her fox ears and held them tightly. Keeping her from being able to flip them. So she started struggling to make him fall off of her.
"Damn you bastard! Let go of my ear!!" She struggled some more and Hiei grinned evilly at her.
"Look who has the advantage now girl." He sneered. Cahadras' jagen started glowing and Hiei felt a searing pain run through his fingers. He quickly moved them off of her ear and he looked at them to see they were burnt. Then he saw that she had set her ears on fire using her jagen. Black flames were on the tips of them and she looked at Hiei with a blank look on her face.
"Get off me now or I'll burn your arms off." She threatened. Hiei glared at her and they got into a big glaring Contest. Hiei was still on top of her.
"Aint this just precious? They really shouldn't be in that position." A voice that sounded a lot like Sakura's went through the air.
"Yea. And he didn't even take her out to dinner." Another voice that sounded like Yusuke's rang through the air next.
"I wonder if they have been getting this close all these days?" Another voice that sounded like Kurama's appeared. Hiei's and Cahadras' eyes widened and they both quickly got away from each other blushing deep blood red.
"Hn." They both said as the laughing forms of Kurama, Yusuke, Sakura, and Kuwabara walked out of the bushes. Keyasha walked in laughing her ass off at the two.
"Looks like we found them." Yusuke said in between laughs. Hiei and Cahadras glared at him still blushing.
"Well it wasn't hard for us to find them. They yell louder than freight trains." Sakura said grinning wickedly. Cahadras glared at her as Hiei kept glaring at Yusuke.
Kuwabara started laughing loudly making him look like a deranged horse. "Hahahaha!! Looks to me as if the shorties were getting a little fresh with each other." Everyone would have laughed at the now even redder Hiei and Cahadras if he hadn't have said shorties and Cahadras and Hiei hadn't started beating the crap out of Kuwabara.
"Well aint this just a one big happy family?' Keyasha said. Hiei and Cahadras stopped killing Kuwabara and looked at her.
"Who is the girl?" They both asked and glare dat each other.
"That's Keyasha. You know. The demon we were supposed to find. She saved us from the fire." Kurama explained. Cahadras and Hiei quickly studied her to get a guess at how strong she was. They nodded their heads when they were done. Then they started on beating up Kuwabara again.
"Why were you guys supposed to find me anyway?" Keyasha asked. Sakura soon mumbled.
"You were supposed to become a spirit detective. Man it has been over three days and no bath right?" Kurama nodded at her. "Dam it all I need a bath. Three days plus no bath equals one pissed off bitchy Kitsune." Keyasha looked ta everyone with worry on her face.
"Hey what's up dude?" Yusuke asked. Keyasha looked over at him before saying.
"Truthfully I'd agree with becoming a spirit detective, but there is a problem." Hiei and Cahadras stopped hitting the knocked out Kuwabara so they could listen up in some trees.
"What are these problems?" Kurama asked. Keyasha looked uneasily.
"As you guys know I am a Thunder demon, but I am also half Wolf Demon. And well. I am supposed top fight in a tournament for the Thunder and Wolf Demon clans. Against my sisters team. And I don't have a team." Sakura interrupted her.
"We could be your team. Beating the crap out of people sounds like fun." Everyone nodded their heads and hiei and Cahadras hn'ed.
"Really?" Keyasha asked. "Thanks! Well I also have to have a wolf demon in my team, it's the rules, but the wolf demon tribe is going to choose who it is." Everyone nodded in understanding and Hiei and Cahadras started sharpening their Katanas getting them ready for some fighting.
"Well. Where the hell is this Tournament held at anyway?' Yusuke asked. Kuwabara was still knocked out on the ground.
"Well follow me and I'll show you." Keyasha said. She started walking off deeper into the forest, but then she stopped and glanced at Kuwabara. "Uhhh... what about him?" Cahadras and Hiei smirked evilly.
"Allow me." They both said. Black flames jumped out of their hands and hit Kuwabara right on the ass. Kuwabara sprung up into the air screaming in pain. "Problem solved." They muttered. Keyasha shrugged and motioned for everyone to follow her. Everyone quickly followed her every step and Hiei and Cahadras walked after them grinning evilly at the screaming Kuwabara.
"AHH!!! MY ASS!! IT BURNS!!!" Kuwabara screamed in agony.
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A/n: there is that chapter. Have fun people. *Cough**Cough* Damn it all. Just when I thought my cold went away I start coughing again. The worlds against me. Oh well I hope you guys aint against me so prove to me your not by Reviewing. SO REVIEW!!