A/n: Did you miss me? Of course you didn't you would be dead by now if you
missed me. What I meant was, did you miss reading the fanfic while you
waited for me to get off my lazy ass and write something. You did? Oh I
feel so special.. Not. Cahadras~ Of course I own her you dimwits!
Sakura~ Sorry she owns herself.
Keyasha~ Yet again she owns herself.
Neiko~ Keyasha owns him.
YYH~ Nope don't own.*opens book that title says "100 different ways to torture an anime owner into giving you the anime." What can I say? I'm desperate.
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Hiei's Problems
Tournament Begins, Handcuffed together?
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Cahadras opened her eyes slowly from the sunlight shining on her face through the window. A hand went up and covered her eyes from the evil son and she glanced at a clock on the wall.
5:00 a.m.
She groaned at the thought of waking up way to early in the morning and she stood up and glanced around the room. Everything looked as it did last night. Keyasha was sleeping in a cot next to Neiko while Yusuke was asleep in a corner dreaming about killer blueberries. Sakura and Kurama were in their own cots sleeping inches away form each other with evil grins on their faces. Kuwabara was dangerously close to the fire in the fire place that had not gone out through the night. Cahadras grinned evilly.
"Wake up call." She muttered and lifted both her hands into the air. Immediately following she felt a big heavy weight on her left hand that made her fall to the ground in surprise. Something else fell on top of her making her lose the air in her system. A groan from Hiei told that he was rudely awoken and on her lap.
"What in seven hells." He groaned out before yawning. All the color that was in Cahadras' face drained away and Hiei looked at her with sleepy eyes. "Cahadras? Why the hell am I on your lap?" He asked. Cahadras shook her head as an answer and she lifted up her left hand. Hiei's right hand rose into the air with it and both of the blood in their faces was immediately gone.
"Oh shit." The mumbled out not even caring if they said the same thing at the same time. They were to busy looking in horror at the handcuffs that handcuffed their hands together.
"What did you do?!" Hiei talked as quiet as he could trying his best not to lose his temper. Cahadras looked at him with wide eyes.
"I didn't do anything!" She hissed out. "Why would I handcuff myself to you?!" They immediately started going at the handcuffs trying to break them. Failing miserably.
"Why won't these damn things come off?" They snarled out as they went to drastic measures, burning the things off. They might have burnt their hands, but the handcuffs didn't budge. "Damnit!!!" They chorused and started gnawing on them in a frenzy to get out of the mess.
"Hey they woke up Kurama."
"Yes it would seem so Sakura."
Cahadras and Hiei left the handcuffs alone and looked over where Sakura and Kurama were sleeping; both had sly looks on their faces as they grinned at the two handcuffed demons.
"Do you think they are going to kill us when they get out of this?" Sakura asked grinning evilly as if she had just won a Benz.
"Yea I think they are, Sakura, but let's not let them get out of it then." Kurama said calmly still looking at the two now very mad demons in amusement.
"Kurama,Sakura!" Cahadras and Hiei yelled out waking everybody up instantly. "Undo this now!!!" They began gnawing on the cuffs again and Sakura and Kurama laughed.
"Not a chance in hell." Sakura said in between laughs. "You two are going to stay like that until you learn to get along. I laugh at your misfortune. Hahahahaha!!"
"Don't even think about trying to get loose either Hiei." Kurama said calmly. "It is sealed together with Kitsune magic and since me and Sakura combined our powers, not even Cahadras could break the cuffs loose with her own Kitsune powers."
Cahadras and Hiei's face paled more and they looked as if they had seen a ghost. "Damn it all!!" They began slamming the handcuffs against the wall, smashing their fingers in the process. "Ow!! Watch where you're swinging that thing!" They yelled at each other. They were soon hitting the wall on purpose to just hurt each other and Sakura and Kurama sighed.
"This is going to take awhile." Kurama mumbled watching Yusuke wake up and laugh at the fighting demons.
"And I'm going to love every minute of it!" Sakura cheered and began laughing again. Keyasha and Neiko were soon on the floor laughing as well at the misfortune to the two demons.
"Haha haha!! The fire shrimps are handcuffed together!!" Kuwabara laughed out. "This is priceless." Cahadras and Hiei stopped hurting each other and glared at Kuwabara.
"I'm not short!" They yelled and shot black flames at Kuwabara. He ran off for his life screaming like a girl while everyone else continued laughing their asses off at the irony of it all.
"Well this is going to be one interesting tournament." Keyasha laughed out. Neiko nodded his head.
"Yes, very entertaining." Neiko agreed and continued watching the sitcom and getting ready for the first fight of the day.
(Three hours later.)
"This is fucked up." Cahadras and Hiei muttered as they walked into the middle of the arena Keyasha had led them too. The fights were to begin immediately and Hiei and Cahadras were still trying to break loose out of the handcuffs.
"Hey there is a good thing about being handcuffed together." Kurama tried to reason with them. They both looked at him coldly.
"Oh, tell me this reason so I will have another reason to want to rip off your head." They muttered glaring death at each other.
"Well you won't have to choose partners for one thing." Kurama said. They looked at him in confusion.
"Partners?" they asked almost scared of the answer.
"Yesterday the village elder said the first fights you will get to have a fighting partner." Yusuke explained enjoying the moment he say the fire demons eyes widen in shock. "Since you guys were to busy arguing yesterday I guess you didn't hear."
"Well it's a first Urameshi you actually listened to somebody." Kuwabara laughed out. His face was still scorched from Cahadras and Hiei attacking him. Yusuke glared at him.
"Don't rub it in Kuwabara or you will have your face as an imprint in the ground. He grounded out. Kuwabara glared at him.
"Like you could even," he didn't get to finish his sentence since Neiko covered his mouth and Keyasha interrupted him.
"Really we don't need you injured before the tournament. I don't feel like loosing today so stop FIGHTING!!" Keyasha yelled out with a black aura surrounding her.
Cahadras and Hiei were about to say something, but they decided against it and went back to trying to break the handcuffs. Ameko and her team walked out into the arena along with the elder who sat down on a throne and allowed all the wolf and Thunder Youkai to make their way into the stands. IN a matter of moments the place was packed and the tournament was to begin. The elder stood up and silenced everybody.
"On the account that we only have two teams for the tournament. It will be a very short one, but I assure you next year will be different." The elder began. The crowd groaned in disappointment as Ameko and Keyasha started having a glaring match. Hiei and Cahadras were to busy to notice anything since they had gotten out their katana's and were hacking away at the handcuffs.
"The first matches will be partner matches while the very last ones will be one on one. This will take a matter of days since we will have one fight a day. So Ameko's team. Choose your fighters." The elder sat down and waited for Ameko to choose her two partner demons who would be fighting first match.
Two demons stood up in the battle stage and looked at the elder. Both were wolf demons and looked like identical twins. Only one was male and the other female.
"Joanna of the wolf demon shall fight first!" The female yelled out.
"Letty of the wolf demons shall be Joanna's partner!" The male yelled out. They turned to Yusuke and the gang and waited for their partners to be chosen. Kurama and Sakura nodded their heads and stood onto the stage.
"Kurama, a Kitsune, I shall be a fighter." Kurama said calmly. Sakura stood up next to him and yelled out.
"Sakura, a Kitsune, I shall be Kurama's partner and I will kick your asses!" Everyone who was not on her team glared at her and the elder silenced them,.
"Very good. The rules are simple. Just fight until you kill or knock out your opponent, begin." The four demons got in their fighting stances and began the fight. Cahadras and Hiei were still preoccupied with some handcuff's to notice the fight begin.
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A/n: I'll end it there. For now. Have fun until I update once again! Damn you Sakura, damn you Kurama, how dare you handcuff me to Hiei? How dare you!?!?!
Hiei~ When I get out of this I'm going to kill Sakura and Kurama!
Cahadras~ Me too!!
Yusuke~ but didn't you make her handcuff you two together Cahadras? You are the author.
Cahadras and Hiei~ SHUT UP!!!!
Puu~ Puu, puu, puu, puu, puu.
Botan~ Puu said to please review and she will update soon!^_^
Sakura~ Sorry she owns herself.
Keyasha~ Yet again she owns herself.
Neiko~ Keyasha owns him.
YYH~ Nope don't own.*opens book that title says "100 different ways to torture an anime owner into giving you the anime." What can I say? I'm desperate.
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Hiei's Problems
Tournament Begins, Handcuffed together?
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Cahadras opened her eyes slowly from the sunlight shining on her face through the window. A hand went up and covered her eyes from the evil son and she glanced at a clock on the wall.
5:00 a.m.
She groaned at the thought of waking up way to early in the morning and she stood up and glanced around the room. Everything looked as it did last night. Keyasha was sleeping in a cot next to Neiko while Yusuke was asleep in a corner dreaming about killer blueberries. Sakura and Kurama were in their own cots sleeping inches away form each other with evil grins on their faces. Kuwabara was dangerously close to the fire in the fire place that had not gone out through the night. Cahadras grinned evilly.
"Wake up call." She muttered and lifted both her hands into the air. Immediately following she felt a big heavy weight on her left hand that made her fall to the ground in surprise. Something else fell on top of her making her lose the air in her system. A groan from Hiei told that he was rudely awoken and on her lap.
"What in seven hells." He groaned out before yawning. All the color that was in Cahadras' face drained away and Hiei looked at her with sleepy eyes. "Cahadras? Why the hell am I on your lap?" He asked. Cahadras shook her head as an answer and she lifted up her left hand. Hiei's right hand rose into the air with it and both of the blood in their faces was immediately gone.
"Oh shit." The mumbled out not even caring if they said the same thing at the same time. They were to busy looking in horror at the handcuffs that handcuffed their hands together.
"What did you do?!" Hiei talked as quiet as he could trying his best not to lose his temper. Cahadras looked at him with wide eyes.
"I didn't do anything!" She hissed out. "Why would I handcuff myself to you?!" They immediately started going at the handcuffs trying to break them. Failing miserably.
"Why won't these damn things come off?" They snarled out as they went to drastic measures, burning the things off. They might have burnt their hands, but the handcuffs didn't budge. "Damnit!!!" They chorused and started gnawing on them in a frenzy to get out of the mess.
"Hey they woke up Kurama."
"Yes it would seem so Sakura."
Cahadras and Hiei left the handcuffs alone and looked over where Sakura and Kurama were sleeping; both had sly looks on their faces as they grinned at the two handcuffed demons.
"Do you think they are going to kill us when they get out of this?" Sakura asked grinning evilly as if she had just won a Benz.
"Yea I think they are, Sakura, but let's not let them get out of it then." Kurama said calmly still looking at the two now very mad demons in amusement.
"Kurama,Sakura!" Cahadras and Hiei yelled out waking everybody up instantly. "Undo this now!!!" They began gnawing on the cuffs again and Sakura and Kurama laughed.
"Not a chance in hell." Sakura said in between laughs. "You two are going to stay like that until you learn to get along. I laugh at your misfortune. Hahahahaha!!"
"Don't even think about trying to get loose either Hiei." Kurama said calmly. "It is sealed together with Kitsune magic and since me and Sakura combined our powers, not even Cahadras could break the cuffs loose with her own Kitsune powers."
Cahadras and Hiei's face paled more and they looked as if they had seen a ghost. "Damn it all!!" They began slamming the handcuffs against the wall, smashing their fingers in the process. "Ow!! Watch where you're swinging that thing!" They yelled at each other. They were soon hitting the wall on purpose to just hurt each other and Sakura and Kurama sighed.
"This is going to take awhile." Kurama mumbled watching Yusuke wake up and laugh at the fighting demons.
"And I'm going to love every minute of it!" Sakura cheered and began laughing again. Keyasha and Neiko were soon on the floor laughing as well at the misfortune to the two demons.
"Haha haha!! The fire shrimps are handcuffed together!!" Kuwabara laughed out. "This is priceless." Cahadras and Hiei stopped hurting each other and glared at Kuwabara.
"I'm not short!" They yelled and shot black flames at Kuwabara. He ran off for his life screaming like a girl while everyone else continued laughing their asses off at the irony of it all.
"Well this is going to be one interesting tournament." Keyasha laughed out. Neiko nodded his head.
"Yes, very entertaining." Neiko agreed and continued watching the sitcom and getting ready for the first fight of the day.
(Three hours later.)
"This is fucked up." Cahadras and Hiei muttered as they walked into the middle of the arena Keyasha had led them too. The fights were to begin immediately and Hiei and Cahadras were still trying to break loose out of the handcuffs.
"Hey there is a good thing about being handcuffed together." Kurama tried to reason with them. They both looked at him coldly.
"Oh, tell me this reason so I will have another reason to want to rip off your head." They muttered glaring death at each other.
"Well you won't have to choose partners for one thing." Kurama said. They looked at him in confusion.
"Partners?" they asked almost scared of the answer.
"Yesterday the village elder said the first fights you will get to have a fighting partner." Yusuke explained enjoying the moment he say the fire demons eyes widen in shock. "Since you guys were to busy arguing yesterday I guess you didn't hear."
"Well it's a first Urameshi you actually listened to somebody." Kuwabara laughed out. His face was still scorched from Cahadras and Hiei attacking him. Yusuke glared at him.
"Don't rub it in Kuwabara or you will have your face as an imprint in the ground. He grounded out. Kuwabara glared at him.
"Like you could even," he didn't get to finish his sentence since Neiko covered his mouth and Keyasha interrupted him.
"Really we don't need you injured before the tournament. I don't feel like loosing today so stop FIGHTING!!" Keyasha yelled out with a black aura surrounding her.
Cahadras and Hiei were about to say something, but they decided against it and went back to trying to break the handcuffs. Ameko and her team walked out into the arena along with the elder who sat down on a throne and allowed all the wolf and Thunder Youkai to make their way into the stands. IN a matter of moments the place was packed and the tournament was to begin. The elder stood up and silenced everybody.
"On the account that we only have two teams for the tournament. It will be a very short one, but I assure you next year will be different." The elder began. The crowd groaned in disappointment as Ameko and Keyasha started having a glaring match. Hiei and Cahadras were to busy to notice anything since they had gotten out their katana's and were hacking away at the handcuffs.
"The first matches will be partner matches while the very last ones will be one on one. This will take a matter of days since we will have one fight a day. So Ameko's team. Choose your fighters." The elder sat down and waited for Ameko to choose her two partner demons who would be fighting first match.
Two demons stood up in the battle stage and looked at the elder. Both were wolf demons and looked like identical twins. Only one was male and the other female.
"Joanna of the wolf demon shall fight first!" The female yelled out.
"Letty of the wolf demons shall be Joanna's partner!" The male yelled out. They turned to Yusuke and the gang and waited for their partners to be chosen. Kurama and Sakura nodded their heads and stood onto the stage.
"Kurama, a Kitsune, I shall be a fighter." Kurama said calmly. Sakura stood up next to him and yelled out.
"Sakura, a Kitsune, I shall be Kurama's partner and I will kick your asses!" Everyone who was not on her team glared at her and the elder silenced them,.
"Very good. The rules are simple. Just fight until you kill or knock out your opponent, begin." The four demons got in their fighting stances and began the fight. Cahadras and Hiei were still preoccupied with some handcuff's to notice the fight begin.
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A/n: I'll end it there. For now. Have fun until I update once again! Damn you Sakura, damn you Kurama, how dare you handcuff me to Hiei? How dare you!?!?!
Hiei~ When I get out of this I'm going to kill Sakura and Kurama!
Cahadras~ Me too!!
Yusuke~ but didn't you make her handcuff you two together Cahadras? You are the author.
Cahadras and Hiei~ SHUT UP!!!!
Puu~ Puu, puu, puu, puu, puu.
Botan~ Puu said to please review and she will update soon!^_^