Chapter VIII - How many girls have you?
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It's Thursday afternoon, at the school gym, where Goten & Bra are holding Auditions to find Trunks the perfect girl.
"Could please you please say your full name for the camera please"? I said happily as I looked at the long line of girls who had turned up in the hopes of going out with one of Dragon Star High most eligible hunks. After watching Trunks for a few days now, we saw that he wasn't going to do anything anytime soon about his bet with Marron. So after much consideration and preparing we (meaning Goten and I) came up with the perfect solution to his problem - a blind date.
Oh course we didn't bother on telling him what we were doing, I intended to blackmail him into agreeing, right after we found the right one of course.
"Ah, ah its Blair". Replied the blonde cheerleader as she twisted a strand of hair around her finger.
"Blair ......" I asked as she rolled her eyes as if expecting me to know the answer, It was any body's guess as to why she was here but all in all it was rather funny too see one of the most popular girls in the school here in what is meant to be kind of dating business. After all Goten and I did charge ten dollars per application and so far we have made over three hundred dollars. Dende only knew that there were this many single girls in the whole school. All of which were probably looking for Mr right, right?
"Blair Whitman". She said rudely.
"So what makes you think that you are a good candidate for this blind date of ours". I asked as I jotted down notes on to a piece of paper. Mainly, Slut, whore and all out bitch. She would definitely be one of Trunk's picks, easy lay, attractive and dumb. But Trunks was not here and he didn't need one of these Big Boobed dumb blondes too ruin his future. He needed someone like Marron, someone who was smart and independent that knows what she wants.
But then again where can we find someone like her?. Her favourite quote in my books was when we asked her about dating and how there are many other fish in the sea that she could pick from - she responded with the sea is polluted.
"Ah ..... Because I am smart". She began to say as Goten and I laughed. Only stopping when Goten elbowed me in the ribs. Rubbing the injured spot I threw an evil glare at him as he backed away.
Straightening myself out trying to regain my composure. I nodded for her to continue.
"Sorry about that he touched me". I said pointing at Goten who was tapping the end of his pen on the table.
"Oh I know how that feels". She said letting out a little giggle as she winked at Goten. Dende only knows what those two did together.
Goten took a step back and cleared his throat, his face flushed. I'd caught him off guard, a rare feat.
Lowering his head he sighed.
"Do you have any qualities that would make us feel that you should be in the top five?" I asked as she smirked at Goten.
"Oh there are a lot, Right Goten". She smiled seductively before winking and licking her lips. Turning I glared at him evilly before standing and looking at the long line of girls.
"If any of you have dated slept or kissed this guy please leave at once". I screamed while pointing at Goten as nearly all the girls left, feeling rejected and some-what used. There was no way I was going to let some of these girls get in because they were one of Goten's favourite bedroom buddies.
Turning I looked at Goten who had his head covered with his hands. "Damn it, Is there any one you and my ass of a brother haven't fucked yet ?" I screamed as he covered his ears.
Sighing I watched as he shook his head. "Only the ugly ones and the less than pretty ones". He mumbled.
Shaking my head I looked at the rest of the girls that were left. Five. There wasn't much to chose from although it did make it easier to find one. Sighing I picked the one in my opinion was the best looking.
"You, come here". I said pointing to a girl with green eyes and brown hair with a few streaks of red in it. She looked like the type of girl Trunks usually dated. Only the special ones ever got to come home and meet mom. But then again the only girl that Trunks has ever brought home was Marron and that of course does not count right?.
She looked at us wearily as if afraid. I don't even think she knows why she was here. "Ah hi" I said putting on the warmest impression I could pull off so that I wouldn't scare her off.
Smiling she walked towards me. "Hello, Is this the cheerleading tryouts?" She asked tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.
"Well actually no". I said as she frowned.
"We are taking applications for Blind dates in the hopes of finding this guy that we know who is desperately in need of help in the ladies department if you know what I mean; a perfect girl".
Nodding her head as if she understood where I was coming from. "Why is he like ugly or something?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"Of course not, you can say this guy is quite the looker". I said tapping my fingers against the table.
"Well if you will have me, I'll be glad to take part in this work of charity". She said smiling, before stretching out her hand.
"Imogen Coates". She said as she happily shook mine.
"Bra Briefs". I said.
Finally the perfect candidate I wonder what Trunks will think after he meets her. But we still had a problem how in the world would we get him to agree to meet her. There was only one thing on my mind. Blackmail.
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Hey Guys !!!!!!!!
Well how was that, kind of boring I know but its all part of the story. I just hoped you enjoyed it. Thank you to all the people reading this story oh and please review.
Special thanks go to:
DBZ Priestess Kikyo - Hope the period of writers block passes soon, cuz I'm looking forward to reading more of your very humorous stories especially a chapter from Teen Parents & Grown up Kids. ^_^
pookyber - Thank you so so much for reviewing. About the rival bit hhmm I guess you have to wait and see what happens. *^_^*
icemint - Hey there stranger haven't seen you in a while. Oh well I'm glad you reviewed and I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Bloodlust Night - Aaaww Thank you, you are too kind and you're reviews mean a lot to me too.
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It's Thursday afternoon, at the school gym, where Goten & Bra are holding Auditions to find Trunks the perfect girl.
"Could please you please say your full name for the camera please"? I said happily as I looked at the long line of girls who had turned up in the hopes of going out with one of Dragon Star High most eligible hunks. After watching Trunks for a few days now, we saw that he wasn't going to do anything anytime soon about his bet with Marron. So after much consideration and preparing we (meaning Goten and I) came up with the perfect solution to his problem - a blind date.
Oh course we didn't bother on telling him what we were doing, I intended to blackmail him into agreeing, right after we found the right one of course.
"Ah, ah its Blair". Replied the blonde cheerleader as she twisted a strand of hair around her finger.
"Blair ......" I asked as she rolled her eyes as if expecting me to know the answer, It was any body's guess as to why she was here but all in all it was rather funny too see one of the most popular girls in the school here in what is meant to be kind of dating business. After all Goten and I did charge ten dollars per application and so far we have made over three hundred dollars. Dende only knew that there were this many single girls in the whole school. All of which were probably looking for Mr right, right?
"Blair Whitman". She said rudely.
"So what makes you think that you are a good candidate for this blind date of ours". I asked as I jotted down notes on to a piece of paper. Mainly, Slut, whore and all out bitch. She would definitely be one of Trunk's picks, easy lay, attractive and dumb. But Trunks was not here and he didn't need one of these Big Boobed dumb blondes too ruin his future. He needed someone like Marron, someone who was smart and independent that knows what she wants.
But then again where can we find someone like her?. Her favourite quote in my books was when we asked her about dating and how there are many other fish in the sea that she could pick from - she responded with the sea is polluted.
"Ah ..... Because I am smart". She began to say as Goten and I laughed. Only stopping when Goten elbowed me in the ribs. Rubbing the injured spot I threw an evil glare at him as he backed away.
Straightening myself out trying to regain my composure. I nodded for her to continue.
"Sorry about that he touched me". I said pointing at Goten who was tapping the end of his pen on the table.
"Oh I know how that feels". She said letting out a little giggle as she winked at Goten. Dende only knows what those two did together.
Goten took a step back and cleared his throat, his face flushed. I'd caught him off guard, a rare feat.
Lowering his head he sighed.
"Do you have any qualities that would make us feel that you should be in the top five?" I asked as she smirked at Goten.
"Oh there are a lot, Right Goten". She smiled seductively before winking and licking her lips. Turning I glared at him evilly before standing and looking at the long line of girls.
"If any of you have dated slept or kissed this guy please leave at once". I screamed while pointing at Goten as nearly all the girls left, feeling rejected and some-what used. There was no way I was going to let some of these girls get in because they were one of Goten's favourite bedroom buddies.
Turning I looked at Goten who had his head covered with his hands. "Damn it, Is there any one you and my ass of a brother haven't fucked yet ?" I screamed as he covered his ears.
Sighing I watched as he shook his head. "Only the ugly ones and the less than pretty ones". He mumbled.
Shaking my head I looked at the rest of the girls that were left. Five. There wasn't much to chose from although it did make it easier to find one. Sighing I picked the one in my opinion was the best looking.
"You, come here". I said pointing to a girl with green eyes and brown hair with a few streaks of red in it. She looked like the type of girl Trunks usually dated. Only the special ones ever got to come home and meet mom. But then again the only girl that Trunks has ever brought home was Marron and that of course does not count right?.
She looked at us wearily as if afraid. I don't even think she knows why she was here. "Ah hi" I said putting on the warmest impression I could pull off so that I wouldn't scare her off.
Smiling she walked towards me. "Hello, Is this the cheerleading tryouts?" She asked tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.
"Well actually no". I said as she frowned.
"We are taking applications for Blind dates in the hopes of finding this guy that we know who is desperately in need of help in the ladies department if you know what I mean; a perfect girl".
Nodding her head as if she understood where I was coming from. "Why is he like ugly or something?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"Of course not, you can say this guy is quite the looker". I said tapping my fingers against the table.
"Well if you will have me, I'll be glad to take part in this work of charity". She said smiling, before stretching out her hand.
"Imogen Coates". She said as she happily shook mine.
"Bra Briefs". I said.
Finally the perfect candidate I wonder what Trunks will think after he meets her. But we still had a problem how in the world would we get him to agree to meet her. There was only one thing on my mind. Blackmail.
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Hey Guys !!!!!!!!
Well how was that, kind of boring I know but its all part of the story. I just hoped you enjoyed it. Thank you to all the people reading this story oh and please review.
Special thanks go to:
DBZ Priestess Kikyo - Hope the period of writers block passes soon, cuz I'm looking forward to reading more of your very humorous stories especially a chapter from Teen Parents & Grown up Kids. ^_^
pookyber - Thank you so so much for reviewing. About the rival bit hhmm I guess you have to wait and see what happens. *^_^*
icemint - Hey there stranger haven't seen you in a while. Oh well I'm glad you reviewed and I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Bloodlust Night - Aaaww Thank you, you are too kind and you're reviews mean a lot to me too.