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A/N: I have to give out writing credits. My sister helped me with this chapter. The Virgil thing I made up though. She made up the hotdog thing.
The Draco Malfoy Show: Scene Two
Nararator: We now rejoin our heroes as they try to escape from their dungeon prison.
Draco(pounding on the door)- We can't get out! We're stuck!
Harry-Try the doorknob, asswipe.
Draco-Oh.
Nararator-Draco opens the door, revealing a dark, desolate hallway.
Ron-I'm starting to get a bad feeling about....
Harry-Me too.
(Draco starts to walk down the hall.)
Draco-There's nothing to be afraid of Potty. See-aaahhh!!!!
Draco runs and hides behind Hermione as Ginny enters the corridor, still in merely a towel.
Ginny-Malfoy, I am going kick your ass! Get me out of this bloody towel! Wait....are you wearing a bunny suit?
Draco-Ain't I adorable?
Ginny-Actually, no. You just look like an insane guy in a bunny suit.
Harry-So true...
Ginny-Harry, why the hell are you in a dress?
Harry-Why the hell are you in this fic?
Ginny-Hey, hold on a minute! I am not here on my own freewill! Malfoy's the one who put me in his stupid fantasy. I'd rather be back in the real world, playing only a bit part in the world of Harry Potter.
Harry-Wouldn't we all?
Hermione- Oh do shut up Harry, you're in a dress. Do you really think anyone is going to take you seriously? Not that we usually do anyway...
Harry-What was that Hermione?
Hermione-Nothing...oh look. Harry, your friend's back again.
Sheep-Baaa.
Harry-Damn ball of fuzz...go the hell away!
Ginny-Did you notice that everyone else disappeared?
Draco-It's odd...
Harry-They're probably on strike. Knowing you Malfoy, you probably don't pay your extras very well.
Draco-Shut up Potter. It's not me, someone's messing with the script.
Harry-And I think I know who it is....
Ron-Is it Pennywise the Dancing Clown? He always did give me the creeps...(doing Pennywise impression) 'They all float down here...' That dude was one weird ass clown. Let me tell you-"
Hermione-Ron. Shut the hell up.
Harry-No, it must be-"
Ron-Ralph Nadar?
Harry-No.
Ron-Artemis Fowl?
Harry-No.
Ron-N'SYNC! It's N'SYNC isn't it!! Those bastards! I always knew they were up to something with all that dancing, and singing and shit.
Harry- No. It's-
Ron-Sigmund Freud?
Harry-No.
Ron-Virgil?
Harry-Who the hell is Virgil?
Ron-Nobody....
Harry-I think it's Voldemort.
Draco-No it isn't.
Harry-And why would you say that?
Draco-Because, if you must know-
Ron-We must, we must.
Draco-Because he's on vacation in Bermuda.
Ron-Lucky bastard.
Ginny-I think we should explore the castle, looking for other people. People who aren't in towels.
Draco- You mean naked people? I'm game. Has anyone here ever played Naked Twister?
(Ron raises his hand, then quickly lowers it)
Ron-Not on purpose.
Hermione- That's enough! We need to get out of here. Let's go down this dark corridor toward the eerie music.
Harry- You mean toward the guy who has a gleaming butcher knife with red ketchup on it.
Ron- Maybe he has hotdogs.
Ginny- Do you ever think with anything other than your stomach?
Ron- Yes but its unmentionable in a PG-13 fic.
Harry- And Scene.
Narrator- Is this the beggining of the end of our heros? Will they figure out who is behind their captivity?
Ron- It's Virgil.
Narrator- Rude much. I wasn't talking or anything like that. Hmph.
Ron- Sorry
Narrator- As I was saying. Will the heroes get some hotdogs? Will Ginny ever have any clothes beside a towel? Find out in Scene #3
A/N: I have to give out writing credits. My sister helped me with this chapter. The Virgil thing I made up though. She made up the hotdog thing.
The Draco Malfoy Show: Scene Two
Nararator: We now rejoin our heroes as they try to escape from their dungeon prison.
Draco(pounding on the door)- We can't get out! We're stuck!
Harry-Try the doorknob, asswipe.
Draco-Oh.
Nararator-Draco opens the door, revealing a dark, desolate hallway.
Ron-I'm starting to get a bad feeling about....
Harry-Me too.
(Draco starts to walk down the hall.)
Draco-There's nothing to be afraid of Potty. See-aaahhh!!!!
Draco runs and hides behind Hermione as Ginny enters the corridor, still in merely a towel.
Ginny-Malfoy, I am going kick your ass! Get me out of this bloody towel! Wait....are you wearing a bunny suit?
Draco-Ain't I adorable?
Ginny-Actually, no. You just look like an insane guy in a bunny suit.
Harry-So true...
Ginny-Harry, why the hell are you in a dress?
Harry-Why the hell are you in this fic?
Ginny-Hey, hold on a minute! I am not here on my own freewill! Malfoy's the one who put me in his stupid fantasy. I'd rather be back in the real world, playing only a bit part in the world of Harry Potter.
Harry-Wouldn't we all?
Hermione- Oh do shut up Harry, you're in a dress. Do you really think anyone is going to take you seriously? Not that we usually do anyway...
Harry-What was that Hermione?
Hermione-Nothing...oh look. Harry, your friend's back again.
Sheep-Baaa.
Harry-Damn ball of fuzz...go the hell away!
Ginny-Did you notice that everyone else disappeared?
Draco-It's odd...
Harry-They're probably on strike. Knowing you Malfoy, you probably don't pay your extras very well.
Draco-Shut up Potter. It's not me, someone's messing with the script.
Harry-And I think I know who it is....
Ron-Is it Pennywise the Dancing Clown? He always did give me the creeps...(doing Pennywise impression) 'They all float down here...' That dude was one weird ass clown. Let me tell you-"
Hermione-Ron. Shut the hell up.
Harry-No, it must be-"
Ron-Ralph Nadar?
Harry-No.
Ron-Artemis Fowl?
Harry-No.
Ron-N'SYNC! It's N'SYNC isn't it!! Those bastards! I always knew they were up to something with all that dancing, and singing and shit.
Harry- No. It's-
Ron-Sigmund Freud?
Harry-No.
Ron-Virgil?
Harry-Who the hell is Virgil?
Ron-Nobody....
Harry-I think it's Voldemort.
Draco-No it isn't.
Harry-And why would you say that?
Draco-Because, if you must know-
Ron-We must, we must.
Draco-Because he's on vacation in Bermuda.
Ron-Lucky bastard.
Ginny-I think we should explore the castle, looking for other people. People who aren't in towels.
Draco- You mean naked people? I'm game. Has anyone here ever played Naked Twister?
(Ron raises his hand, then quickly lowers it)
Ron-Not on purpose.
Hermione- That's enough! We need to get out of here. Let's go down this dark corridor toward the eerie music.
Harry- You mean toward the guy who has a gleaming butcher knife with red ketchup on it.
Ron- Maybe he has hotdogs.
Ginny- Do you ever think with anything other than your stomach?
Ron- Yes but its unmentionable in a PG-13 fic.
Harry- And Scene.
Narrator- Is this the beggining of the end of our heros? Will they figure out who is behind their captivity?
Ron- It's Virgil.
Narrator- Rude much. I wasn't talking or anything like that. Hmph.
Ron- Sorry
Narrator- As I was saying. Will the heroes get some hotdogs? Will Ginny ever have any clothes beside a towel? Find out in Scene #3