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A/N: Welcome to the fourth scene. My sister helped me with this chapter so kudos to her. Thanks for reading and please review.
Scene 4-
Narrator-We open with our heroes walking down a dark corridor. Lighting suddenly strikes and all the power goes out
Ginny- Could you be any more cliched?
Narrator- Seems someone has the same annoying habit as her brother.
Ginny- Whatever. Get on with it already. And please be a tad original. In those stupid horror movies the girl in the towel is always the first to go, and if I die, I am so coming back as a ghost and haunting Draco.
Draco- Why me?
Ginny- You, dumbass, are the one who created this bizarro fantasy and are my boobs bigger?
Draco- It's reality now. Your just lucky they didn't get ahold of my other idea...
Ginny- You mean there is something worse than this out there. I am going to kick your bloody ass.
Draco- Anyone want to switch partners?
Ginny- Yellow bastard.
Ron- Go Monty Python. Go Monty it's your birthday, get funky.
Harry- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Sheep- Baaa
Harry- Shut up or you're the first to go!
Everyone gasps
Harry- Not that I'm in control of the order or anything...but if I was (shakes fist at sheep)
Ron- Ah, Homer Simpson my idol
Sheep-Baaa (Four-eyed freak)
Harry- What did he say?
Narrator- I don't know sheep curse
Ron- Where did that sheep come from?
Sheep- Baaa Baaa Baaa (Now Ron's not exactly a pillar of lucid thought but you can't believe he's this stupid)
Narrator- It's not that big a stretch.
Ginny- Back to the damn story and can we have a costume change. I would rather wear anything than this.
Draco- I'll change with you
Harry- God please no. I don't want to imagine Malfoy in a towel...again
Hermione- Malfoy in a towel, yummy... I mean yuck, sick, twisted, and a whole lot of other adjectives. Stop looking at me like that.
Draco- Hermione's jonesing for the Draco man.
Ginny- I am going to need a whole lot of therapy after this, provided I don't DIE FIRST.
(Door creaks open at the end of the hall. Music from "Invincible" the new Michael Jackson cd starts playing)
Ron- Turn it off, turn it off !!!!!! My ears are bleeding.
Draco- I kinda like it
(Draco starts doing the moonwalk down the hall)
(The rest of the gang follows. Suddenly Hermione is pulled into an empty classroom)
Narrator- Dun Dun Dun!
Ginny- What's with the Dun Dun Dun? (panicking) What happened? Who got killed? Everyone count off. One!
Harry- Two
Sheep- Baa
Draco- Five
Ron- Twenty
Narrator- Four
Ginny- You people are hopeless! Right Herm? Hermione? Uh oh!
Ron- No big loss
Ginny- Wasn't she your girlfriend?
Ron- I'll find someone (scoots closer to Draco)
Draco- Uh... NO
Harry- End Scene
Narrator- What will happen in the next scene? Will Draco become Ron's new girlfriend? Will our heroes ever play naked Twister? Find out next time on The Draco Malfoy Show!!!!!!!
A/N: Welcome to the fourth scene. My sister helped me with this chapter so kudos to her. Thanks for reading and please review.
Scene 4-
Narrator-We open with our heroes walking down a dark corridor. Lighting suddenly strikes and all the power goes out
Ginny- Could you be any more cliched?
Narrator- Seems someone has the same annoying habit as her brother.
Ginny- Whatever. Get on with it already. And please be a tad original. In those stupid horror movies the girl in the towel is always the first to go, and if I die, I am so coming back as a ghost and haunting Draco.
Draco- Why me?
Ginny- You, dumbass, are the one who created this bizarro fantasy and are my boobs bigger?
Draco- It's reality now. Your just lucky they didn't get ahold of my other idea...
Ginny- You mean there is something worse than this out there. I am going to kick your bloody ass.
Draco- Anyone want to switch partners?
Ginny- Yellow bastard.
Ron- Go Monty Python. Go Monty it's your birthday, get funky.
Harry- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Sheep- Baaa
Harry- Shut up or you're the first to go!
Everyone gasps
Harry- Not that I'm in control of the order or anything...but if I was (shakes fist at sheep)
Ron- Ah, Homer Simpson my idol
Sheep-Baaa (Four-eyed freak)
Harry- What did he say?
Narrator- I don't know sheep curse
Ron- Where did that sheep come from?
Sheep- Baaa Baaa Baaa (Now Ron's not exactly a pillar of lucid thought but you can't believe he's this stupid)
Narrator- It's not that big a stretch.
Ginny- Back to the damn story and can we have a costume change. I would rather wear anything than this.
Draco- I'll change with you
Harry- God please no. I don't want to imagine Malfoy in a towel...again
Hermione- Malfoy in a towel, yummy... I mean yuck, sick, twisted, and a whole lot of other adjectives. Stop looking at me like that.
Draco- Hermione's jonesing for the Draco man.
Ginny- I am going to need a whole lot of therapy after this, provided I don't DIE FIRST.
(Door creaks open at the end of the hall. Music from "Invincible" the new Michael Jackson cd starts playing)
Ron- Turn it off, turn it off !!!!!! My ears are bleeding.
Draco- I kinda like it
(Draco starts doing the moonwalk down the hall)
(The rest of the gang follows. Suddenly Hermione is pulled into an empty classroom)
Narrator- Dun Dun Dun!
Ginny- What's with the Dun Dun Dun? (panicking) What happened? Who got killed? Everyone count off. One!
Harry- Two
Sheep- Baa
Draco- Five
Ron- Twenty
Narrator- Four
Ginny- You people are hopeless! Right Herm? Hermione? Uh oh!
Ron- No big loss
Ginny- Wasn't she your girlfriend?
Ron- I'll find someone (scoots closer to Draco)
Draco- Uh... NO
Harry- End Scene
Narrator- What will happen in the next scene? Will Draco become Ron's new girlfriend? Will our heroes ever play naked Twister? Find out next time on The Draco Malfoy Show!!!!!!!