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A/N: Omigod! Can you believe it? After a long wait, yes, I have actually updated! I know, I know, I really should do that more often. I'll try but I'm not making any promises. Anyway, here's chapter five. Please leave a review or drop a line if you have any comments. Thanks for reading and enjoy!
Chapter 5-
Narrator-We now rejoin our heroes as they explore the scary, dark, abandoned castle...
Draco-For the last time, stop pinching my butt!
Ron-You know you like it...
Ginny-Stop bickering. We need to find the extra script.
Draco-What?
Ginny-Remember? The demented guy keeping us here has the extra script? Remember, that's the plot?
Draco-Holy shit! There's a plot?
Sheep- Baaa...
Harry- Shut up!
Sheep- Baaa...(bow to me gluesniffer!)
Harry-What did he say?
Ron-You're a gluesniffer?!
Harry-What?! I am not!
Draco-Jeez, Potter. You're addicted to the Elmer man, aren't you?
Harry-What?!
Narrator-So, anyway, our heroes are walking along, traa la la la la la., when they hear a ghostly nose.
Ghost-Boo!
Draco-Ah!
Narrator-And suddenly, out of nowhere, a ghost in a white sheet appears moaning and flailing his arms about.
Ghost-Boo!
Ron-eek! A white sheet!
Draco-It's a ghost.
Ron-Oh. Eek! A ghost!
Ginny-For heaven's sake!
Narrator-Frustrated, Ginny walks over and pulls the sheet off the ominous figure.
Neville-Boo!
Ron-Eek!
Ginny-Neville! What are you doing!
Neville-It's not my fault! Some guy in a Halloween mask payed me twenty bucks and told me to scare you.
Ginny-Neville. I'm ashamed.
Neville-Does that mean you won't let me get to second base.
Ginny-Sorry.
Neville-Crap.
Harry-Hey, Neville, you know what this guy looks like. Come and help us find him. You can replace Hermione.
Neville-Okay.
Narrator-With a sly smile Ron moves closer to Neville.
Ron-Hi.
Neville-(nervously) Uh, hi.
Sheep-Baa...
Narrator-And with that, Draco leads the group down the deserted hallway.
Tune in next week to find out what happens to our heroes!