Ranma the Stampede Chapter two
Disclaimer: I own Ranma or Trigun, yes seriously I do. Wait where are you going?
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The Strange girl dropped her boomerang on the ground and pulled out a long rifle.
"Now are you going to come nicely or do I have to take in that head of yours to the Feds separate from your body?" Ranma finally detached himself from Kasumi's grip, much to her dismay, and stood up. The girl spoke.
"I see you're still as much a pervert as ever, Ranma the Stampede." Nabiki did a double take.
"You mean Ranma the humanoid typhoon, the first human natural disaster, a man so destructive that the United Nations put a sixty billion uni-doller bounty on his head?!" The girl nodded.
"Yep, and I've finally found him. Now drop your gun and get on the ground, unless you want to see your friend hurt." Ranma slowly turned around and pushed his glasses further up his nose.
"So you're after the reward as well huh, I should warn you though." He took out his gun and leveled it at her.
"You will never get me alive." Click.....Click... click, click, click, click..
"Arghhhh! POPS!!!!!!"
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"Ow! That hurt!" Ranma indignantly cried out as he grabbed his head. The girl raised her rifle barrel from Ranma's head while her henchmen made sure the ropes holding him down were secure. She grinned.
"Did you really think you could run from me forever, I am the great Ruth Descarts after all." Nabiki did a double take again.
"Ruth Descartes? I've heard of you on the news. Your wanted in China for murder, kidnapping, and." Ruth pointed her gun at Nabiki who promptly shut up.
"Yes I've done those things and worse, what ever it takes to get Ranma." She snapped her fingers and her henchmen brought out a chair, tea table, doughnuts, and tea. She sat down and crossed her legs while she drank from a fancy tea cup. Ranma put on a sad puppy dog face, complete with trails of tears.
"Come on Ruth, I know we had a few mishaps but can't we just kiss and make up. We were such good friends when we were kids." She smirked at him.
"The only kissing we're going to do is on our honeymoon." Akane stormed forward, how dare this hussy destroy their home and then try to kill this jerk!
"Listen up you.URK!" Akane fell over winded as Ruth retracted the butt of her gun.
"You listen, six years ago this creep's father agreed to marry his son to me in exchange for food. They then ran away and I was stuck with the dishonor. I ran away to become a bounty hunter and find him and I vowed to not come home until I had brought him into the feds or brought him into a church. Now if you'll step aside, the UN will pay if he's dead or alive and I don't think I want to have to hear him whine when I'm taking him in.
Soun had become livid at what she had said and turned to pour out his rage on Genma.
"Saotome! We had a DEAL! How could you go back on it like that?!" Splash!
[I'm just a cute panda!]
Ruth snorted and lowered her weapon.
"Now Ranma, time.Ah damn! Where did that creep get off to now!" the sound of some one gorging himself reached her ears and she turned around to see Ranma untied and stuffing his face with doughnuts.
"Umgrmf, gfrm, these are hrmf really good!" his danger sense suddenly went off and he turned around to see Ruth glaring at him. With an "Eeek!" of fear he dumped the rest of the doughnuts into his mouth, swallowed them whole, and then franticly tied himself up. Jill gave a frustrated sigh and leveled her gun at him.
"Don't even bother; I should have known that those ropes could never hold someone like you Ranma. Now chose your fate. A lifetime of prison or a lifetime of marriage to me, your choice." Ranma smiled.
"You've known me long enough to realize that I can't stand anything that ties me down to one place." The girl smirked.
"Well the then I guess I have to take you in. To bad, from what I've heard you were really great in the sack." She cocked her gun's hammer and prepared to shoot. Ranma just stood there smiling.
BANG!
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Kasumi tried to close her eyes but couldn't, she watched in horror as the scene seemed to go into slow motion. The bullet sailed towards Ranma who just stood there smiling. Suddenly there was a flash of movement and a clang as the bullet was deflected by something metal.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to my fiancé!?" Every one looked up to the fence to see a girl holding several large throwing stars. She hoped down and stormed over to Ruth.
"I'll have you know that I've been tracking this guy down for the last five years and I'm not about to let you get him you hussy!" The two girls glared at each other and growled and then started fighting in a large cloud of dust. Ranma watched them and sighed.
"Not her again."
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Eye catch:
Guitar riffs are heard in that background and a picture of Ranma drawing his gun fades in.
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A black cat is sleeping on the fence surrounding the ruins of the Tendo home. The two bounty hunters are in the middle of a huge cat fight while Ranma becomes interested as clothes are torn off. Finally Soun has had enough and launches a huge demon head.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND BE QUIET!!!!" The girls stopped fighting and Ranma's hairs stuck out every which way. Soun was in an absolute rage, not only had his home been destroyed but the dream of uniting the Anything Goes Schools was in serious jeopardy. He whirled around to face the new girl.
"Explain why you to are after Ranma!" The girl looked up fearfully at the enraged patriarch and stuttered out a response.
"Well, five years ago Ranma and his father came to our dojo and in exchange for a training scroll Genma agreed to engage his son to me." At this point a teenage boy entered the yard and looked around.
"Excuse me, have any of you seen a red haired girl with blue eyes by the name of Ranma? Her father and my parents arranged a marriage between us a year ago and I she's supposed to be in this area." This proved too much for Soun and he looked like he was about to burst a blood vessel.
"ALL OF YOU GET OFF MY PROPERTY NOW!!!!"
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Kasumi stood outside the gate as Ranma picked himself up from the ground. Being tied up he hadn't been able to move fast enough and Soun had thrown him over the fence. Kasumi gave a low bow.
"Please forgive my fathers actions, he was so looking forward to the engagement and now it won't happen..." Ranma chuckled and wiggled his way out of his bonds.
"That's okay, I'm used to it by now. I'm sorry your house was destroyed." Kasumi shook her head.
"Don't worry about that, Nabiki has insurance on the house and dojo and it should pay for the repairs. Where are you going now?"
"I finally found out where mom lives and I'm going to go see if she still wants me as a son. Given my record she probably won't want to take me back."
"You mean Nodoka Saotome is your mother? It might not be a good idea to see her, she has an obsession with family honor and tradition. If she thinks you ruined her honor you might end up dead." Ranma smiled and put on his sunglasses.
"If you don't take risks and never enjoy life to the fullest you might as well be dead." With that he picked up his unconscious father who had been thrown out as well and headed off.
"See you later."
Kasumi was lost in thought as she watched him leave. What Ranma had said had struck a sensitive spot deep within her. She had taken over when her mother died and put her own life on hold, but when Ranma had come by she had realized how much she had missed and it hurt. When Ranma had pretended to shoot his father her mask of obliviousness had cracked. When he had fallen on top of her she had wondered what it would be like to be loved by a man and her mask had cracked even more. But Ranma's last words had shattered her mask completely and a new Kasumi grinned evilly.
She ran up to her room which had somehow been spared and began to search through her wardrobe. Inside was a daring red silk dress that had belonged to her mother when she was Kasumi's age. Slipping it on and applying makeup and jewelry she walked down the stairs towards the door. Soun was puzzled by her new appearance but continued to read his paper.
"Kasumi, now that Ranma and his father when will supper be ready?"
"Screw supper! I'm off to Tofu's to get laid! If you're hungry get Akane to cook." With that she hurried down the walk as Soun ripped his paper in half from shock.
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Ranma pushed through the gate of a traditional Japanese home. Looking around at the stone Zen garden and the ornamental statues he couldn't help but be impressed. Putting his father to one side he nervously knocked on the door. There was a shuffling sound form the other side and a woman with auburn hair opened it. Ranma gulped when he noticed the katana strapped to her back and nervously spoke.
"Excuse me are you misses Nodoka Saotome?"
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Author's notes
Here is chapter two; I'm going to work on chapter five of Red Eyes Fury and Part Two of Ranma King of Games this week. I know I'm going to get majorly flamed for doing that to Kasumi but during Trigun I noticed that the people that always needed help badly got it when Vash came around and I want to bring that theme over. Send any C&C to Animeprime1@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I own Ranma or Trigun, yes seriously I do. Wait where are you going?
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The Strange girl dropped her boomerang on the ground and pulled out a long rifle.
"Now are you going to come nicely or do I have to take in that head of yours to the Feds separate from your body?" Ranma finally detached himself from Kasumi's grip, much to her dismay, and stood up. The girl spoke.
"I see you're still as much a pervert as ever, Ranma the Stampede." Nabiki did a double take.
"You mean Ranma the humanoid typhoon, the first human natural disaster, a man so destructive that the United Nations put a sixty billion uni-doller bounty on his head?!" The girl nodded.
"Yep, and I've finally found him. Now drop your gun and get on the ground, unless you want to see your friend hurt." Ranma slowly turned around and pushed his glasses further up his nose.
"So you're after the reward as well huh, I should warn you though." He took out his gun and leveled it at her.
"You will never get me alive." Click.....Click... click, click, click, click..
"Arghhhh! POPS!!!!!!"
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"Ow! That hurt!" Ranma indignantly cried out as he grabbed his head. The girl raised her rifle barrel from Ranma's head while her henchmen made sure the ropes holding him down were secure. She grinned.
"Did you really think you could run from me forever, I am the great Ruth Descarts after all." Nabiki did a double take again.
"Ruth Descartes? I've heard of you on the news. Your wanted in China for murder, kidnapping, and." Ruth pointed her gun at Nabiki who promptly shut up.
"Yes I've done those things and worse, what ever it takes to get Ranma." She snapped her fingers and her henchmen brought out a chair, tea table, doughnuts, and tea. She sat down and crossed her legs while she drank from a fancy tea cup. Ranma put on a sad puppy dog face, complete with trails of tears.
"Come on Ruth, I know we had a few mishaps but can't we just kiss and make up. We were such good friends when we were kids." She smirked at him.
"The only kissing we're going to do is on our honeymoon." Akane stormed forward, how dare this hussy destroy their home and then try to kill this jerk!
"Listen up you.URK!" Akane fell over winded as Ruth retracted the butt of her gun.
"You listen, six years ago this creep's father agreed to marry his son to me in exchange for food. They then ran away and I was stuck with the dishonor. I ran away to become a bounty hunter and find him and I vowed to not come home until I had brought him into the feds or brought him into a church. Now if you'll step aside, the UN will pay if he's dead or alive and I don't think I want to have to hear him whine when I'm taking him in.
Soun had become livid at what she had said and turned to pour out his rage on Genma.
"Saotome! We had a DEAL! How could you go back on it like that?!" Splash!
[I'm just a cute panda!]
Ruth snorted and lowered her weapon.
"Now Ranma, time.Ah damn! Where did that creep get off to now!" the sound of some one gorging himself reached her ears and she turned around to see Ranma untied and stuffing his face with doughnuts.
"Umgrmf, gfrm, these are hrmf really good!" his danger sense suddenly went off and he turned around to see Ruth glaring at him. With an "Eeek!" of fear he dumped the rest of the doughnuts into his mouth, swallowed them whole, and then franticly tied himself up. Jill gave a frustrated sigh and leveled her gun at him.
"Don't even bother; I should have known that those ropes could never hold someone like you Ranma. Now chose your fate. A lifetime of prison or a lifetime of marriage to me, your choice." Ranma smiled.
"You've known me long enough to realize that I can't stand anything that ties me down to one place." The girl smirked.
"Well the then I guess I have to take you in. To bad, from what I've heard you were really great in the sack." She cocked her gun's hammer and prepared to shoot. Ranma just stood there smiling.
BANG!
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Kasumi tried to close her eyes but couldn't, she watched in horror as the scene seemed to go into slow motion. The bullet sailed towards Ranma who just stood there smiling. Suddenly there was a flash of movement and a clang as the bullet was deflected by something metal.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to my fiancé!?" Every one looked up to the fence to see a girl holding several large throwing stars. She hoped down and stormed over to Ruth.
"I'll have you know that I've been tracking this guy down for the last five years and I'm not about to let you get him you hussy!" The two girls glared at each other and growled and then started fighting in a large cloud of dust. Ranma watched them and sighed.
"Not her again."
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Eye catch:
Guitar riffs are heard in that background and a picture of Ranma drawing his gun fades in.
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A black cat is sleeping on the fence surrounding the ruins of the Tendo home. The two bounty hunters are in the middle of a huge cat fight while Ranma becomes interested as clothes are torn off. Finally Soun has had enough and launches a huge demon head.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND BE QUIET!!!!" The girls stopped fighting and Ranma's hairs stuck out every which way. Soun was in an absolute rage, not only had his home been destroyed but the dream of uniting the Anything Goes Schools was in serious jeopardy. He whirled around to face the new girl.
"Explain why you to are after Ranma!" The girl looked up fearfully at the enraged patriarch and stuttered out a response.
"Well, five years ago Ranma and his father came to our dojo and in exchange for a training scroll Genma agreed to engage his son to me." At this point a teenage boy entered the yard and looked around.
"Excuse me, have any of you seen a red haired girl with blue eyes by the name of Ranma? Her father and my parents arranged a marriage between us a year ago and I she's supposed to be in this area." This proved too much for Soun and he looked like he was about to burst a blood vessel.
"ALL OF YOU GET OFF MY PROPERTY NOW!!!!"
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Kasumi stood outside the gate as Ranma picked himself up from the ground. Being tied up he hadn't been able to move fast enough and Soun had thrown him over the fence. Kasumi gave a low bow.
"Please forgive my fathers actions, he was so looking forward to the engagement and now it won't happen..." Ranma chuckled and wiggled his way out of his bonds.
"That's okay, I'm used to it by now. I'm sorry your house was destroyed." Kasumi shook her head.
"Don't worry about that, Nabiki has insurance on the house and dojo and it should pay for the repairs. Where are you going now?"
"I finally found out where mom lives and I'm going to go see if she still wants me as a son. Given my record she probably won't want to take me back."
"You mean Nodoka Saotome is your mother? It might not be a good idea to see her, she has an obsession with family honor and tradition. If she thinks you ruined her honor you might end up dead." Ranma smiled and put on his sunglasses.
"If you don't take risks and never enjoy life to the fullest you might as well be dead." With that he picked up his unconscious father who had been thrown out as well and headed off.
"See you later."
Kasumi was lost in thought as she watched him leave. What Ranma had said had struck a sensitive spot deep within her. She had taken over when her mother died and put her own life on hold, but when Ranma had come by she had realized how much she had missed and it hurt. When Ranma had pretended to shoot his father her mask of obliviousness had cracked. When he had fallen on top of her she had wondered what it would be like to be loved by a man and her mask had cracked even more. But Ranma's last words had shattered her mask completely and a new Kasumi grinned evilly.
She ran up to her room which had somehow been spared and began to search through her wardrobe. Inside was a daring red silk dress that had belonged to her mother when she was Kasumi's age. Slipping it on and applying makeup and jewelry she walked down the stairs towards the door. Soun was puzzled by her new appearance but continued to read his paper.
"Kasumi, now that Ranma and his father when will supper be ready?"
"Screw supper! I'm off to Tofu's to get laid! If you're hungry get Akane to cook." With that she hurried down the walk as Soun ripped his paper in half from shock.
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Ranma pushed through the gate of a traditional Japanese home. Looking around at the stone Zen garden and the ornamental statues he couldn't help but be impressed. Putting his father to one side he nervously knocked on the door. There was a shuffling sound form the other side and a woman with auburn hair opened it. Ranma gulped when he noticed the katana strapped to her back and nervously spoke.
"Excuse me are you misses Nodoka Saotome?"
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Author's notes
Here is chapter two; I'm going to work on chapter five of Red Eyes Fury and Part Two of Ranma King of Games this week. I know I'm going to get majorly flamed for doing that to Kasumi but during Trigun I noticed that the people that always needed help badly got it when Vash came around and I want to bring that theme over. Send any C&C to Animeprime1@hotmail.com