OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!
by LiLZelda
YEA!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!! CHAPTER TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Random guy: IT BETTER BE FUNNY!!!!!!!!
Random woman: AND LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: ……YES IT WILL BE FUNNY AND RANDOM AND LONGER AND GUMBALLS AND PEPPER AND A MONKEY ON STILTS
Monkey oh stilts: oooh ohhhh ah aaah (eats a banana) yum BANANA!!!!!!!
Everybody: ……………………
LiLZelda: AND DEDEDE123 AND KIRBY AND PICHU WILL BE IN MY FIC!!!!!!
Audience: *cries*
LiLZelda: why the smecklepoo are you guys crying?…not that I care
Random woman: because *blows nose on tissue* it's *wipes tears* somebody other than you *blows nose*
Random guy: yeah *sniffs*
LiLZelda: AND NOW…ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*more cries could be heard*
LiLZelda: OH SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: hmmm…my parents make me dig for food in the trash can…we live in a huge Fed-Ex box…we no longer have a bank account anymore so…what do you think?
~*CHAPTER TWO: HYRULE HERE WE ARE!!!!!!!!…the extremely pointless chapter~*
*and our four deranged authors got sucked in the game, now they all land…uh…you know where*
Pennywise the dancing clown: (PDC from now on, falls) AAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (lands on her feet) *phew* thank you jet sailing class
Princess Epona , Burning Gundam: (EBG, falls) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on hands…yep..I'm not insane MOOOO…she lands by doing a handstand) *phew* thank you yoga classes (stands up straight)
Strum6972: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on back…SORRY STRUM6972!!!!!!!) OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---HEY STRUM WACTH OUT!!!!!!!!!! (too late… sorry strum6972...I landed ontop of your stomach)
Strum6972: X.x
LiLZelda: (gets off) O.O;;;;;; s-sorry
Strum6972: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!!!!!!!!!!! (gets up)
LiLZelda: nachos, donuts, pizza, ice cream, peppers, my pencil, and my homework…why do you ask?
Strum6972: never mind forget it
PDC: where are we?
LiLZelda: in my game
PDC: how do you know
LiLZelda: for one thing this is Hyrule Field…and for another… the title of my story is OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!
PDC: SO WHERE ARE WE?!!!!!!
LiLZelda: it's obvious isn't it we're in the Mushroom Kingdom
Everybody (except LiLZelda): -_-;;;;;;
LiLZelda: what?
(suddenly Dedede123 (Di) Pichu and Kirby fall out of the sky)
Di: MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls on strum6972)
Pichu: $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!!!! $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!!!! (is caught by LiLZelda)
Kirby: F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on the ground…HARD!!)
Di: HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Strum6972: mmmp mmph mmmmphf!!!!!
Di: huh? Oh… (gets off)
PDC: how did you know he said 'get off'
Di: I speak 'MMPHF!!!'
Everyone (except Di): O.O;;;;;;;
LiLZelda: (puts Pichu down) HOW THE $%^&# DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?!!!!!
Pichu: we fell from the sky stupid
LiLZelda: oh…WELLL THEN HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWDDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!
Pichu: (whispers to Di) she must have fell harder than Kirby
Di: *nods*
Kirby: how the moo did you guys moo here?
EBG: LiLZelda's great- great- great- great-great-great---
Di: HOW GOD DAMN 'GREAT' IS SHE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: just let her say it forty more times and you'll find out…
EBG: anyhoot, her EXTREMLY ancient Grandmother DeDe put a curse on the game and strum pressed the start button which LiLZelda told him not to…but he did anyways so we went though a portal-
LiLZelda: OOOOHHH THE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORRIBLE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!! DERANGED!!!!! DERANGED!!!!!!!
EBG: 0_0;;;;; uhhh…anyway we went though a portal…but LiLZelda was too lazy to put it in so we fell though the sky and *takes a deep DEEP breath* here we are ^__^
Di: moo moo MMOOOOOOO cow…AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA--- HEY LOOK A ELF BOY!!!!!!
(link and Navi approach them)
Link: hi my name is--
LiLZelda: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!
Link: (eyes turn bloodshot red) WHAT WAS THAT MINOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: O__O;;;;; n-n-n-nothing sir
Link: I thought so…anyhow, my name is--
Strum6972: Link; we know who you are…
Link: REALLY?!!! WOW!!!!! LOOK NAVI LOOK A PCHSYO!!!!
Navi: it's a psychic Link…
Link: oh…HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?!!!!!!!!!!
EBG: uhhhh
PDC: ummm
Strum6972: errrr
Di: mmmpfh!!!!!
LiLZelda: moo COW moo COW moo COW
Pichu: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Kirby: F*** F*** F***!!!!!!!!!
Navi: uh yeah…we'll just take that as a 'I don't know' …BUT…CONEDENLTY!!!!!!… Princess Zelda might help you we're on the way to see her…(laugh insanely)
Link: yeah we're going to show her this oversized mint tic tac (takes out the Kokiri gem)
Navi: IT'S NOT A TIC TAC IT'S A------
Pichu: (goes wild…so does Kirby) TIC TAC?!!!!! THAT'S CANDY!!!!!! I WANT MY $%^&# CANDY!!!!!! (dives for the tic tac)
Kirby: (laughs insanely and bounces up and down) NO WAY I SAW IT FIRST!!!!!! I WANT MY CANDY CANDY CANDY CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!! (dives for the candy)
(Pichu grabs the uh 'tic tac' out of Link's hand…Kirby tries to grab it…they wrestle)
Pichu: AGGGHHHH!!!!! LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!
Kirby: O__O;;;; (lets go)
Pichu: HA!!!! (eats it)
Kirby: B****B**** B***** !!!!!!
Link: YOU ATE MY FRISSLEDORFING TIC TAC!!!!
Navi: FRICK!!!! IT ISN'T A TIC TAC!!!!!
Link: liar!!!!
LiLZelda: …………(takes a aspirin and gets all perky again) LET'S GO TO PRINCESS ZELDA!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!
Link: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts signing to the tune of 'follow the yellow brick road)
Follow the long dirt path
Navi:
Follow the long dirt path (what the fawk was I thinking.. nothing…probably…just ignore that part)
Di:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
(and they all walk towards Hyrule Castle Town)
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LiLZelda: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Chapter 2 DONE!!!!!
Navi: (laughs insanely)
LiLZelda: things to come in the next chapter---- YOU DECIDE!!! But it has to do with Hyrule Castle Town market and the drawbridge so THINK!!!!!!!!!!
Navi; (foam starts coming out of her mouth) MMMMOOOOOOO COW OOOOOOOO COW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^_^à ~_^
~LiLZelda~
by LiLZelda
YEA!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!! CHAPTER TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Random guy: IT BETTER BE FUNNY!!!!!!!!
Random woman: AND LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: ……YES IT WILL BE FUNNY AND RANDOM AND LONGER AND GUMBALLS AND PEPPER AND A MONKEY ON STILTS
Monkey oh stilts: oooh ohhhh ah aaah (eats a banana) yum BANANA!!!!!!!
Everybody: ……………………
LiLZelda: AND DEDEDE123 AND KIRBY AND PICHU WILL BE IN MY FIC!!!!!!
Audience: *cries*
LiLZelda: why the smecklepoo are you guys crying?…not that I care
Random woman: because *blows nose on tissue* it's *wipes tears* somebody other than you *blows nose*
Random guy: yeah *sniffs*
LiLZelda: AND NOW…ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*more cries could be heard*
LiLZelda: OH SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: hmmm…my parents make me dig for food in the trash can…we live in a huge Fed-Ex box…we no longer have a bank account anymore so…what do you think?
~*CHAPTER TWO: HYRULE HERE WE ARE!!!!!!!!…the extremely pointless chapter~*
*and our four deranged authors got sucked in the game, now they all land…uh…you know where*
Pennywise the dancing clown: (PDC from now on, falls) AAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (lands on her feet) *phew* thank you jet sailing class
Princess Epona , Burning Gundam: (EBG, falls) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on hands…yep..I'm not insane MOOOO…she lands by doing a handstand) *phew* thank you yoga classes (stands up straight)
Strum6972: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on back…SORRY STRUM6972!!!!!!!) OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---HEY STRUM WACTH OUT!!!!!!!!!! (too late… sorry strum6972...I landed ontop of your stomach)
Strum6972: X.x
LiLZelda: (gets off) O.O;;;;;; s-sorry
Strum6972: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!!!!!!!!!!! (gets up)
LiLZelda: nachos, donuts, pizza, ice cream, peppers, my pencil, and my homework…why do you ask?
Strum6972: never mind forget it
PDC: where are we?
LiLZelda: in my game
PDC: how do you know
LiLZelda: for one thing this is Hyrule Field…and for another… the title of my story is OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!
PDC: SO WHERE ARE WE?!!!!!!
LiLZelda: it's obvious isn't it we're in the Mushroom Kingdom
Everybody (except LiLZelda): -_-;;;;;;
LiLZelda: what?
(suddenly Dedede123 (Di) Pichu and Kirby fall out of the sky)
Di: MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls on strum6972)
Pichu: $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!!!! $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!! $%^&#!!!!!! (is caught by LiLZelda)
Kirby: F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lands on the ground…HARD!!)
Di: HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Strum6972: mmmp mmph mmmmphf!!!!!
Di: huh? Oh… (gets off)
PDC: how did you know he said 'get off'
Di: I speak 'MMPHF!!!'
Everyone (except Di): O.O;;;;;;;
LiLZelda: (puts Pichu down) HOW THE $%^&# DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?!!!!!
Pichu: we fell from the sky stupid
LiLZelda: oh…WELLL THEN HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWDDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!
Pichu: (whispers to Di) she must have fell harder than Kirby
Di: *nods*
Kirby: how the moo did you guys moo here?
EBG: LiLZelda's great- great- great- great-great-great---
Di: HOW GOD DAMN 'GREAT' IS SHE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: just let her say it forty more times and you'll find out…
EBG: anyhoot, her EXTREMLY ancient Grandmother DeDe put a curse on the game and strum pressed the start button which LiLZelda told him not to…but he did anyways so we went though a portal-
LiLZelda: OOOOHHH THE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORRIBLE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!! DERANGED!!!!! DERANGED!!!!!!!
EBG: 0_0;;;;; uhhh…anyway we went though a portal…but LiLZelda was too lazy to put it in so we fell though the sky and *takes a deep DEEP breath* here we are ^__^
Di: moo moo MMOOOOOOO cow…AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA--- HEY LOOK A ELF BOY!!!!!!
(link and Navi approach them)
Link: hi my name is--
LiLZelda: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!
Link: (eyes turn bloodshot red) WHAT WAS THAT MINOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: O__O;;;;; n-n-n-nothing sir
Link: I thought so…anyhow, my name is--
Strum6972: Link; we know who you are…
Link: REALLY?!!! WOW!!!!! LOOK NAVI LOOK A PCHSYO!!!!
Navi: it's a psychic Link…
Link: oh…HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?!!!!!!!!!!
EBG: uhhhh
PDC: ummm
Strum6972: errrr
Di: mmmpfh!!!!!
LiLZelda: moo COW moo COW moo COW
Pichu: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Kirby: F*** F*** F***!!!!!!!!!
Navi: uh yeah…we'll just take that as a 'I don't know' …BUT…CONEDENLTY!!!!!!… Princess Zelda might help you we're on the way to see her…(laugh insanely)
Link: yeah we're going to show her this oversized mint tic tac (takes out the Kokiri gem)
Navi: IT'S NOT A TIC TAC IT'S A------
Pichu: (goes wild…so does Kirby) TIC TAC?!!!!! THAT'S CANDY!!!!!! I WANT MY $%^&# CANDY!!!!!! (dives for the tic tac)
Kirby: (laughs insanely and bounces up and down) NO WAY I SAW IT FIRST!!!!!! I WANT MY CANDY CANDY CANDY CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!! (dives for the candy)
(Pichu grabs the uh 'tic tac' out of Link's hand…Kirby tries to grab it…they wrestle)
Pichu: AGGGHHHH!!!!! LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!
Kirby: O__O;;;; (lets go)
Pichu: HA!!!! (eats it)
Kirby: B****B**** B***** !!!!!!
Link: YOU ATE MY FRISSLEDORFING TIC TAC!!!!
Navi: FRICK!!!! IT ISN'T A TIC TAC!!!!!
Link: liar!!!!
LiLZelda: …………(takes a aspirin and gets all perky again) LET'S GO TO PRINCESS ZELDA!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!
Link: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts signing to the tune of 'follow the yellow brick road)
Follow the long dirt path
Navi:
Follow the long dirt path (what the fawk was I thinking.. nothing…probably…just ignore that part)
Di:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
(and they all walk towards Hyrule Castle Town)
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LiLZelda: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Chapter 2 DONE!!!!!
Navi: (laughs insanely)
LiLZelda: things to come in the next chapter---- YOU DECIDE!!! But it has to do with Hyrule Castle Town market and the drawbridge so THINK!!!!!!!!!!
Navi; (foam starts coming out of her mouth) MMMMOOOOOOO COW OOOOOOOO COW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^_^à ~_^
~LiLZelda~