OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!
~by LiLZelda~
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA--- (perky) chappie 3!!!!
LiLZelda: and I wrote all by myself!! ^__^
Di: *coughs* liar *coughs*
LiLZelda: -_- i hate you (A/N: ONLY JOKING DEDEDE123!!! ^___^)
Di: *is reciving candy and flowers from audience* I know you do
LiLZelda: -_____- *sigh* aw fawk.... just no flames and R & R thank you ^__^ *gets trampled by fans heading to Di* .
~~~~THANK YOU VERY MUCH KIRBY AND PICHU FOR THE INSPIRATION ^___^ --- -__- just don't let this get to your heads (A/N: just kidding!!)~~~
Disclaimer: nopes duhhhhhhhh *drools*
~*Chapter Three: Hyrule Market…..AND ANNA NICLOE?!!~*
***Last time our insane authors met up with Link and Navi, who were on there way to see Princess Zelda....our adventurers are now in Hyrule Castle Town Market***
Pichu: OOOOOOHHHH HYRULE CASTLE TOWN MARKET WHEEEE!!!!!! (runs off)
Kirby: HHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!!!! Let's go harass people!!!! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA (follows Pichu)
LiLZelda: we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!!! we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!! we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!! (keeps repeating)
Strum6972: what the f*** is wrong with you?!! (Edward appears out of nowhere (A/N: happy strum6972? ^_^) )
Edward: too much sugar I suppose
Strum & Di: EDWARD?!!!!!!!
Edward: hello!!!
LiLZelda: WELCOME TO THE STROY FIDO!!!!!! ROOF ROOF!!! MWHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *0*
EBG: no more sugar for you.....
PDC: so where do we go?
Navi: to see the Princess Duuuurrrr
Link: (shakes head) no too see the........FLYING MONKEYS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA (points to the sky to reveal a.....)
Chours: DUN DUN... DUNNNNNNN
(…a bird -_-;;;;)
Bird: ooooh ohhh ah aaah (eats a bananna) yum BANANNA!!!!!
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;
Pichu: (comes back with a load of money in his hand) THAT'S NO BIRD IT'S A…A…
Bird: (rips off costume to revel--)
Chours: DUN DUN…DUNNNNNN
(Dark Phoinex!!! A fanfic author)
Dark Phoinex: Hi!!!!! (flys down)
LiLZelda: how did you get here?
Dark Phionex: you added me to this fic stupid
LiLZelda: ohhh- but I ain'ts stupids (starts to foam at the mouth)
Dark Phionex: who are you by the way
Strum 6972: I'm strum6972 these are my friends Di and Edward
Di: HELLO!!!!! MMFPH!!!!
Dark Phionex: O_O
Edward: hi I'm Edward I'm Russisn (A/N: Strum6972 you have to tell me about Edward's personality I have to find out what he's like so I can add to his charater!!)
Dark Phionex: Okaaay…um who are you guys?
EBG: who
Dark Phionex: them
PDC: BE MORE SPECFIC!!!!
Dark Phionex: them (points to Pichu and Kirby)
EBG: oh…….
Pichu: Hi I'm Pichu!! I have a short attention spand and I--- (wanders somewhere elese)
Kirby: I'm Kirby and I just harassed a old lady!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dark Phionex: ………Okaaaay…….
EBG: I'm Princess Epona Buring Gundam!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!
PDC: and I'm pennywise the dancing clown the first reviewer of LiLZelda story!!!!
Link: I'm LINKY !!!!!!! BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH PLASTICBAGS MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA *_*
Navi: I'm navi , the only sane one in this fic (starts to foam at the mouth)
Dark Phionex: errr…k…. (perky) hey where are we going by the way?
LiLZelda: we're off to see Princess Zelda to see if she can help me tie my shoe!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA FUNNY BUNNIES!!!!!! (points to a red head girl sining randomly at the foutain)
Link: (eyes turn into big hearts) OOOOooooHH she's purty (strats to drool)
Strum6972: ya know she is kinda cute (A/N: I hope your not gonna kill me for say that Strum6972) (starts to walk over to Malon) wanna come woth me Link
Link: where?
Strum6972: to there (points where Malon is)
Link: hell NOOOO!!!!!!! I'm not going towards that *****!!!! No way I'm going near that w****!!!!
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Link: I was staring at her (points to…..ANNA NICLOE!!!!!)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they run around Hyrukle Castle Town Market Anna Nicloe is chasing them)
Anna Nicloe: come back here babys WOOOOOOO!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! (starts pole dancing)
Strum6972: ARGGHHHH!!!!!!! THE IMAGES!!!!!! EDWARD QUICK BOMB HER!!!!!!!
Edward: take this you sickly-perverted American!!!!! (takes out a gerande and throws it at Anna Nicloe.)
SFX guy: BOOOOOWW---hey wait a second it's---
SFX sound: BOOOOOM
SFX guy: heehee…yaeh that's it BOOOM…..HEY!!!!!!!
( dust clears…..ANNA NICLOE IS STILL ALVIE!!!!)
PDC: NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DIE YOU ***** $%^&#!!!!!! (repeatedly hits her with the pole)
Anna Nicloe: *dies* x.X (rats eat her body….okay that was a little unesscary to put….aw well)
LiLZelda: …………..(takes a aspin and sunndenly becomes peky again) Hey I just thought of something!!!
EBG: that we're going to need a WHOLE lot of lawyers this week for mursering anna nicloe?
LiLZelda: other than that…….
Navi: THEN WHAT G'DAMMIT
LiLZelda: let's go see that redhead that was randomly siging in the middle of Hyrule Castle Town Market
Everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKAYYYYYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and they all head off)
~~~
ALL RIGHTIE!!!!!! I'LL HAVE TOO SAY THAT WAS A FARILY GOOD CHAPPIE!!!!
Random reviewer: THAT CHAPTER SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: bee-acthy well anyway title of the next chappie: Malon the ranch girl and our completey pointless discusion UNTIL THEN…
Random reviewer: MAKE LILZELDA MISERBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: -__-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No flames and ………
R & R
~~~~~~
~by LiLZelda~
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA--- (perky) chappie 3!!!!
LiLZelda: and I wrote all by myself!! ^__^
Di: *coughs* liar *coughs*
LiLZelda: -_- i hate you (A/N: ONLY JOKING DEDEDE123!!! ^___^)
Di: *is reciving candy and flowers from audience* I know you do
LiLZelda: -_____- *sigh* aw fawk.... just no flames and R & R thank you ^__^ *gets trampled by fans heading to Di* .
~~~~THANK YOU VERY MUCH KIRBY AND PICHU FOR THE INSPIRATION ^___^ --- -__- just don't let this get to your heads (A/N: just kidding!!)~~~
Disclaimer: nopes duhhhhhhhh *drools*
~*Chapter Three: Hyrule Market…..AND ANNA NICLOE?!!~*
***Last time our insane authors met up with Link and Navi, who were on there way to see Princess Zelda....our adventurers are now in Hyrule Castle Town Market***
Pichu: OOOOOOHHHH HYRULE CASTLE TOWN MARKET WHEEEE!!!!!! (runs off)
Kirby: HHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!!!! Let's go harass people!!!! MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA (follows Pichu)
LiLZelda: we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!!! we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!! we're going to see Zelda WHEEE!!! (keeps repeating)
Strum6972: what the f*** is wrong with you?!! (Edward appears out of nowhere (A/N: happy strum6972? ^_^) )
Edward: too much sugar I suppose
Strum & Di: EDWARD?!!!!!!!
Edward: hello!!!
LiLZelda: WELCOME TO THE STROY FIDO!!!!!! ROOF ROOF!!! MWHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *0*
EBG: no more sugar for you.....
PDC: so where do we go?
Navi: to see the Princess Duuuurrrr
Link: (shakes head) no too see the........FLYING MONKEYS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA (points to the sky to reveal a.....)
Chours: DUN DUN... DUNNNNNNN
(…a bird -_-;;;;)
Bird: ooooh ohhh ah aaah (eats a bananna) yum BANANNA!!!!!
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;
Pichu: (comes back with a load of money in his hand) THAT'S NO BIRD IT'S A…A…
Bird: (rips off costume to revel--)
Chours: DUN DUN…DUNNNNNN
(Dark Phoinex!!! A fanfic author)
Dark Phoinex: Hi!!!!! (flys down)
LiLZelda: how did you get here?
Dark Phionex: you added me to this fic stupid
LiLZelda: ohhh- but I ain'ts stupids (starts to foam at the mouth)
Dark Phionex: who are you by the way
Strum 6972: I'm strum6972 these are my friends Di and Edward
Di: HELLO!!!!! MMFPH!!!!
Dark Phionex: O_O
Edward: hi I'm Edward I'm Russisn (A/N: Strum6972 you have to tell me about Edward's personality I have to find out what he's like so I can add to his charater!!)
Dark Phionex: Okaaay…um who are you guys?
EBG: who
Dark Phionex: them
PDC: BE MORE SPECFIC!!!!
Dark Phionex: them (points to Pichu and Kirby)
EBG: oh…….
Pichu: Hi I'm Pichu!! I have a short attention spand and I--- (wanders somewhere elese)
Kirby: I'm Kirby and I just harassed a old lady!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dark Phionex: ………Okaaaay…….
EBG: I'm Princess Epona Buring Gundam!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!
PDC: and I'm pennywise the dancing clown the first reviewer of LiLZelda story!!!!
Link: I'm LINKY !!!!!!! BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH PLASTICBAGS MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA *_*
Navi: I'm navi , the only sane one in this fic (starts to foam at the mouth)
Dark Phionex: errr…k…. (perky) hey where are we going by the way?
LiLZelda: we're off to see Princess Zelda to see if she can help me tie my shoe!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA FUNNY BUNNIES!!!!!! (points to a red head girl sining randomly at the foutain)
Link: (eyes turn into big hearts) OOOOooooHH she's purty (strats to drool)
Strum6972: ya know she is kinda cute (A/N: I hope your not gonna kill me for say that Strum6972) (starts to walk over to Malon) wanna come woth me Link
Link: where?
Strum6972: to there (points where Malon is)
Link: hell NOOOO!!!!!!! I'm not going towards that *****!!!! No way I'm going near that w****!!!!
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Link: I was staring at her (points to…..ANNA NICLOE!!!!!)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they run around Hyrukle Castle Town Market Anna Nicloe is chasing them)
Anna Nicloe: come back here babys WOOOOOOO!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! (starts pole dancing)
Strum6972: ARGGHHHH!!!!!!! THE IMAGES!!!!!! EDWARD QUICK BOMB HER!!!!!!!
Edward: take this you sickly-perverted American!!!!! (takes out a gerande and throws it at Anna Nicloe.)
SFX guy: BOOOOOWW---hey wait a second it's---
SFX sound: BOOOOOM
SFX guy: heehee…yaeh that's it BOOOM…..HEY!!!!!!!
( dust clears…..ANNA NICLOE IS STILL ALVIE!!!!)
PDC: NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DIE YOU ***** $%^&#!!!!!! (repeatedly hits her with the pole)
Anna Nicloe: *dies* x.X (rats eat her body….okay that was a little unesscary to put….aw well)
LiLZelda: …………..(takes a aspin and sunndenly becomes peky again) Hey I just thought of something!!!
EBG: that we're going to need a WHOLE lot of lawyers this week for mursering anna nicloe?
LiLZelda: other than that…….
Navi: THEN WHAT G'DAMMIT
LiLZelda: let's go see that redhead that was randomly siging in the middle of Hyrule Castle Town Market
Everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKAYYYYYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and they all head off)
~~~
ALL RIGHTIE!!!!!! I'LL HAVE TOO SAY THAT WAS A FARILY GOOD CHAPPIE!!!!
Random reviewer: THAT CHAPTER SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: bee-acthy well anyway title of the next chappie: Malon the ranch girl and our completey pointless discusion UNTIL THEN…
Random reviewer: MAKE LILZELDA MISERBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: -__-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No flames and ………
R & R
~~~~~~