OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!!!
~by LiLZelda~
WOOOOOHOOO CHAPPIE FOUR!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (lighting and thunder flashes)
Everybody: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;
LiLZelda: Oh yeah I forgot, two new people are joining us today.....Ken of Melee (KoM) and heath 999 (h999)!!!! MUHAHAHHAHA!!
Everybody: *starts to tear up*
LiLZelda: uh-oh-- don't cry!
Everybody: *sniffles*
LiLZelda: uhhhh......LOOK FLYING MONKEY DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!
Everbody: *pulls out tissues*
LiLZelda: FFFFFLYYYYYYYYIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG MMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNKKEEYYYY DEEEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOONSSS!!!!!
Everybody: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* ;~;
LiLZelda: *sigh* ON WITH THE SHOWW!!!!!!!!!!!......OR STORY......OR----- OH SCREW IT!!!!!!!!! and by the way no flames....all flames will be sent to my audience here....
Everybody: ;~;---- O.o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *all run for the exit only to find out it's locked*
LiLZelda: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flames shoot up around her*
Disclaimer: .........NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!--- ^__^
By the way...... Princess Epona Buring Gundam was changed to just (PE) since I discoverd Buruing Gundam was another person....oopise ^_^; and Pennywise the dancing clown was changed to (Vipress) since I discovered that she changed her name to ~The Vipress~ AGGGHH GET YOUR NAMES FRIGGIN STRAIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! The Vipress and Princess Epona chase her with torches...
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Chapter Four: Malon the ranch girl and our completely pointless discussion~*
*Last time our, um.....okay....er, um.....*AHEM* Last time our derarged authors, dergand poke'mon, derarged fairy, and dergaed fairy boy all killed Anna Nicole.....now they are on their way to talk to Malon, the ranch girl*
LiLZelda: hmmm, how should I introduce myself mabye.....*puts on a hillbilly accent* HOWDEY YA'LL!!!!! *yuck* NOW WHATS YA'LL DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS *yuck*
Everybody (except you-know-who): O.o
Vipress: there's a possible chance she might say that.....
LiLZelda: ...........SHE STOLE MY WORD MALON STOLE MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (foams at the moth) MGFSJHYafjhFShfjghfgafgfsafshsjfjaJGFJFJASDGASFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs around in cirlcles foaming at the mouth screming just that)
Everybody in Hyrule Castle Market Town: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Strum6972: umm, Edward?
Edward: GET YOUR GAS MASKS READY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everybody (not even going to say it.....)puts gas masks on...)
Edward: BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots a sleeping gas bomb on LiLZelda)
LiLZelda: NSJKHAA...AKLLKAJSLDS;JL.SLJDAL;DJALS;DAJS!!!!!!!------- *yawn* HSJAHJKSA;;AHBSHGAKJH......~o~ *falls alseep*
Everbody: (cheers)
PE:okay now somebody carry her......Strum?
Strum6972: hell no
PE: I refuse to so.....uh Vipress?
Vipress: .............NO
PE: ummmm, this author that appered out of nowhere....
Author 1: Urr, no thanks by the way the names Ken of Melee.....KoM for short....
PE:urrr, second author that appered out of nowhere
Author 2: nooo, by the way name's heath999 but for short it's h999
Navi: what about you Di?
Di: SJGHDJKWDHFKLHJKLKS..S;;SSJHDBVK???
Everyone: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Di: no.....
Everyone: -__-;;;;;;
PE: Dark Phoinex?
Dark Phoinex: fine.....by the way.....where's those two poke'mon and that elf boy?
Di: O.o OH NO THERE LOSE THIER LOSE RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUNNN RUUNNN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICHU AND KIRBY ARE LOSEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Di runs in the crowd sceaming just that)
Navi: HOLY $%%%^$%^!!!!!!!!! LINK IS LOSE TO.......RUNNN RUNNNN CLAIM SANTUARY!!!!!! SANTUARY!!!!!!!!! (runs in the same direction Di went)
Dark Phoinex: (picks up LiLZelda) er.....shouldn't we be going now......
Everybody: (nods)
*they go to Malon the ranch girl who is signing her song in the middle of Hyrule--oh, you know......*
KoM: Hi ya!
Malon: ooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOo---- oh.... *AHEM* HOWDEY YA'LL!!!!! *yuck* NOW WHATS YA'LL DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS *yuck*
Everyone: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(LiLZelda wakes up and jumps off of Dark Phoinex now shorted to (DP)
LiLZelda: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEWWWW IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU DIND'T BELEIVE ME BUT I KNEW IT AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (balls up in a fetile postion and starts rocking back and forth foaming at the mouth) hehe....I'll.....never....tell.....any of you.....muahhahahha......
Everybody: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Vipress: er.....yeah.....anyway, um........what are you doing siging randomly in a big market where two poke'mon and a elfish like boy are probably reaking havoc on right now....
(a huge explosion can be heard in the background)
Malon: (eyes grow big and small) well, after the leprcan told me that the winged monkeys were killed by Dr. Evil Shorts....I got high on milk....(60's music plays in the backgroud and colors surrounded Malon like from blue to pink to yellow to purple and vice versa)
h999: O.o;;;;;;;;;;; ummm how could you get high on milk?
Maoln: EASSY PIXE ELEPHANT.....YOU HAVE TO PUT POT IN IT!!!!!!! NOW COULD YOU PLEAZ GET THE UNDERPANTS SO I CAN EAT THEM MOMMY?
Everyone: O.o ( A/N: They seem to like that face very much since...THEY MADE IT A THOUSAND FRIGGIN' TIMES!!!)
DP: well at least---- HOLY $%^#!!!!!!!!! LILZELDA'S SMOKING POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: (smoke) don't worry.....(smoke) it only has sugar in it....... (same thing that happened to Malon happens to her) PURTY PIXE FISH AND GUMDROP MONKEYS.......(chases them although....it's not really there)
PE: great now she's lose.....
(In the background you can here sceams such as she's lose.....and.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!.....on with the....thingy)
Malon: ANYWAYS.....SINCE YOU PIXE MONKEYS SEEM SO NICE MEET ME TOMORROW AT THE ELEPHANT MONKEY'S HOUSE THERE (points to Hyrule Castle) UNTIL THEN...........(eyes grow big and small) WHHEEEEEEEEEEE (disappers)
KoM: well before we can do that we...have to.....
PE: seach for ......well.....you know......
h999: yep....let's get strated guys....
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO SORRY IF IT WAS SHORT AND ALL BUT I'VE BEEN TO BUSY WITH SCHOOL WORK AND SUCH!!!!!! I'LL PROBABLY UDATE THE MOST ON THE WEEKEND K? OKAY!!!!!!!!! NEXT CHAPTER: The search for Di, Kirby n' Pichu, Navi, Link, and OH NOO, LiLZelda
Until then R & R ...... and....
NO FLAMES---- hold on a sec I did that the wrong way let me strat over......
Until then no flames.....and......
R & R
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~by LiLZelda~
WOOOOOHOOO CHAPPIE FOUR!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (lighting and thunder flashes)
Everybody: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;
LiLZelda: Oh yeah I forgot, two new people are joining us today.....Ken of Melee (KoM) and heath 999 (h999)!!!! MUHAHAHHAHA!!
Everybody: *starts to tear up*
LiLZelda: uh-oh-- don't cry!
Everybody: *sniffles*
LiLZelda: uhhhh......LOOK FLYING MONKEY DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!
Everbody: *pulls out tissues*
LiLZelda: FFFFFLYYYYYYYYIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG MMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNKKEEYYYY DEEEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOONSSS!!!!!
Everybody: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* ;~;
LiLZelda: *sigh* ON WITH THE SHOWW!!!!!!!!!!!......OR STORY......OR----- OH SCREW IT!!!!!!!!! and by the way no flames....all flames will be sent to my audience here....
Everybody: ;~;---- O.o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *all run for the exit only to find out it's locked*
LiLZelda: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flames shoot up around her*
Disclaimer: .........NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!--- ^__^
By the way...... Princess Epona Buring Gundam was changed to just (PE) since I discoverd Buruing Gundam was another person....oopise ^_^; and Pennywise the dancing clown was changed to (Vipress) since I discovered that she changed her name to ~The Vipress~ AGGGHH GET YOUR NAMES FRIGGIN STRAIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! The Vipress and Princess Epona chase her with torches...
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*Chapter Four: Malon the ranch girl and our completely pointless discussion~*
*Last time our, um.....okay....er, um.....*AHEM* Last time our derarged authors, dergand poke'mon, derarged fairy, and dergaed fairy boy all killed Anna Nicole.....now they are on their way to talk to Malon, the ranch girl*
LiLZelda: hmmm, how should I introduce myself mabye.....*puts on a hillbilly accent* HOWDEY YA'LL!!!!! *yuck* NOW WHATS YA'LL DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS *yuck*
Everybody (except you-know-who): O.o
Vipress: there's a possible chance she might say that.....
LiLZelda: ...........SHE STOLE MY WORD MALON STOLE MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (foams at the moth) MGFSJHYafjhFShfjghfgafgfsafshsjfjaJGFJFJASDGASFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs around in cirlcles foaming at the mouth screming just that)
Everybody in Hyrule Castle Market Town: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Strum6972: umm, Edward?
Edward: GET YOUR GAS MASKS READY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everybody (not even going to say it.....)puts gas masks on...)
Edward: BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots a sleeping gas bomb on LiLZelda)
LiLZelda: NSJKHAA...AKLLKAJSLDS;JL.SLJDAL;DJALS;DAJS!!!!!!!------- *yawn* HSJAHJKSA;;AHBSHGAKJH......~o~ *falls alseep*
Everbody: (cheers)
PE:okay now somebody carry her......Strum?
Strum6972: hell no
PE: I refuse to so.....uh Vipress?
Vipress: .............NO
PE: ummmm, this author that appered out of nowhere....
Author 1: Urr, no thanks by the way the names Ken of Melee.....KoM for short....
PE:urrr, second author that appered out of nowhere
Author 2: nooo, by the way name's heath999 but for short it's h999
Navi: what about you Di?
Di: SJGHDJKWDHFKLHJKLKS..S;;SSJHDBVK???
Everyone: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Di: no.....
Everyone: -__-;;;;;;
PE: Dark Phoinex?
Dark Phoinex: fine.....by the way.....where's those two poke'mon and that elf boy?
Di: O.o OH NO THERE LOSE THIER LOSE RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUNNN RUUNNN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICHU AND KIRBY ARE LOSEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Di runs in the crowd sceaming just that)
Navi: HOLY $%%%^$%^!!!!!!!!! LINK IS LOSE TO.......RUNNN RUNNNN CLAIM SANTUARY!!!!!! SANTUARY!!!!!!!!! (runs in the same direction Di went)
Dark Phoinex: (picks up LiLZelda) er.....shouldn't we be going now......
Everybody: (nods)
*they go to Malon the ranch girl who is signing her song in the middle of Hyrule--oh, you know......*
KoM: Hi ya!
Malon: ooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOo---- oh.... *AHEM* HOWDEY YA'LL!!!!! *yuck* NOW WHATS YA'LL DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS *yuck*
Everyone: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(LiLZelda wakes up and jumps off of Dark Phoinex now shorted to (DP)
LiLZelda: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEWWWW IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU DIND'T BELEIVE ME BUT I KNEW IT AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (balls up in a fetile postion and starts rocking back and forth foaming at the mouth) hehe....I'll.....never....tell.....any of you.....muahhahahha......
Everybody: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Vipress: er.....yeah.....anyway, um........what are you doing siging randomly in a big market where two poke'mon and a elfish like boy are probably reaking havoc on right now....
(a huge explosion can be heard in the background)
Malon: (eyes grow big and small) well, after the leprcan told me that the winged monkeys were killed by Dr. Evil Shorts....I got high on milk....(60's music plays in the backgroud and colors surrounded Malon like from blue to pink to yellow to purple and vice versa)
h999: O.o;;;;;;;;;;; ummm how could you get high on milk?
Maoln: EASSY PIXE ELEPHANT.....YOU HAVE TO PUT POT IN IT!!!!!!! NOW COULD YOU PLEAZ GET THE UNDERPANTS SO I CAN EAT THEM MOMMY?
Everyone: O.o ( A/N: They seem to like that face very much since...THEY MADE IT A THOUSAND FRIGGIN' TIMES!!!)
DP: well at least---- HOLY $%^#!!!!!!!!! LILZELDA'S SMOKING POT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: (smoke) don't worry.....(smoke) it only has sugar in it....... (same thing that happened to Malon happens to her) PURTY PIXE FISH AND GUMDROP MONKEYS.......(chases them although....it's not really there)
PE: great now she's lose.....
(In the background you can here sceams such as she's lose.....and.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!.....on with the....thingy)
Malon: ANYWAYS.....SINCE YOU PIXE MONKEYS SEEM SO NICE MEET ME TOMORROW AT THE ELEPHANT MONKEY'S HOUSE THERE (points to Hyrule Castle) UNTIL THEN...........(eyes grow big and small) WHHEEEEEEEEEEE (disappers)
KoM: well before we can do that we...have to.....
PE: seach for ......well.....you know......
h999: yep....let's get strated guys....
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO SORRY IF IT WAS SHORT AND ALL BUT I'VE BEEN TO BUSY WITH SCHOOL WORK AND SUCH!!!!!! I'LL PROBABLY UDATE THE MOST ON THE WEEKEND K? OKAY!!!!!!!!! NEXT CHAPTER: The search for Di, Kirby n' Pichu, Navi, Link, and OH NOO, LiLZelda
Until then R & R ...... and....
NO FLAMES---- hold on a sec I did that the wrong way let me strat over......
Until then no flames.....and......
R & R
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