OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!!!!
~by LilZelda~
~and Dark Dedede 923~
Hi, I'm Dark Dedede 923, otherwise known as Di. HHHHOOOOWWWWDDDDYYYY!!!!
Random Guy: YOU TOOK OUR FRIEND LILZELDA!!!
Random Guy #2: YOU MUST DIE!!!
*everyone runs around with torches at Di*
Di: NO, PLEASE!!!!! SPARE ME!!!! WHY, LILZELDA, WHY?!?!?!?!?!
LilZelda: .....
Di: Oh, and uh, all flames will be sent to my audience here.... hey, where'd they go?
Audience: *has nobody but a sign that says we will not come back until LilZelda comes back*
Di: Oh, one more thing, I will do my utmost and absolutamente best to get what you deserve... so, ONWARD!
CHAPTER FIVE!!! WHOO HOO!!!
Random Guy: Send in the mutant beavers!!
Di: NO, PLEASE!!!
CHAPPIE FIVE!!!!
Di: WHOO HOO!!! LET'S EAT SOME FAIRIES AT THE ELEPHANT MONKEYS HOUSE!!!!
Pichu: But I'm not done smoking... (smoke) .... PIXIE ELEPHANTS...... (starts to foam at mouth)
Kirby: (gasp) THE ENTIRE CASTLE IS MADE OF SUGAR CANE!!!
Di: LET'S EAT THE MONKEY'S HOUSE!!!
Kirby: OK!!! (Munch)
LilZelda: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WANNA JOIN!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!! (eats the window) SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!!
Navi: SUGAR!!!!! MONKEYS!!! WHERE'S LINK?!?!?!?! (starts to cry and bounce up and down)
Link: HERE I AM!!! (tries to fly like Superman) WWWWWWWWHHHHHHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps on the castle and eats it)
Zelda: (opens the window) (looks a lil gangsta, sunglasses, but usual) WhAT THE FRISSLEDORF ARE DOING HERE?!?!
Pichu: LOOK, KIRBY, A REAL LIVE GINGERBREAD MAN!!!
Kirby: (starts to growl) EAT THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Pichu n' Kirby: (jump on Zelda and start to eat her dress)
KoM: Hey, what the f-
Vipress: LOOK, THERE TRYING TO EAT the GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!
Sturm6972: Di, Di, Di...
Edward: THAT'S IT! STAND BACK!!!! (Takes out a rocket launcher and shoots at them) DESTROY!!!!
PE: O.O That wasn't necessary....
Zelda: STOP EATING MY DRESS!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET ME NAKED!!!
Pichu: I bet you everything else under her is made of sugar too!!!
Kirby: EAT FASTER!!!
Link: Hey, what's that?
LilZelda: IT'S CANDY!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (tries to eat the rocket... and dies (I'm sorry, but I don't care if you want to kill me or not... you really do need to try and exist again))
Di: Oooooohhhh.
LilZelda: IT'S OKAY, THE ELEPHANT MONKEY PROTECTED ME!!! IJADHGLAHLRUIGHIERUHI U%&*%&E#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoM: (thinking) Why didn't LilZelda die? WHY?!?!?!?! (no offense, again)
Elephant Monkey: (deep voice) MUHAHAHAHA, and now I'm going to kill you.
Di: o.o NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!