(Disclaimer: We don't own anyone new yet.)
(Trouble and just incase anyone else has a problem with our jokes, I like to read Star wars. Not
watch. No one will find me telling people not to write.)
Chapter Four: Sparkly clothes and bad manners
"You don't remember me Jack?" The captain smiled sadistly. "Funny how these things
work out."
"And I know you from…?"
"Arr! I sailed with you before you idiot!" Captain Jabba began to look annoyed.
"I sailed with you?" Jack looked at him carefully. "You don't look familiar."
"Ahhh! I'm Jabba Theahut!"
"Ahh, yes I do recall you bein' aboard the Pearl." He looked Jabba over carefully again.
"Ya weren't so glittery then. Nice hat by the way."
"You still haven't answered my question Jack—."
"Captain Jack," interrupted Jack.
Jabba rolled his eyes. "Captain Jack," he continued in a venomous tone, "What are you
doing on my ship?"
"Looking for a ride of this bloody island."
"And what was ya doin' on the island to begin with 'Captain' Sparrow?"
"Ahh, now that would be my business wouldn't it? I don't feel much like sharing,
savvy?" First he'd been marooned, and then had the Rum runners harassing him, and now this
idiot man he may have sailed with at one point was questioning him? Well maybe Captain Jack
Sparrow had finally had enough. He saw no reason to admit to the fact he had lost his ship to this
glittering baboon!
Jabba was not amused by Jack refusing to share how he'd found the rum runners cache.
"Perhaps you feel like sittin' in a cell until you feel like sharing then." He called past Jack to get
his crew's attention. "Boys, Jack here's going to spend some time with us. Why doesn't someone
take him below?"
Two muscular men grabbed Jack and dragged him below deck. Although he struggled
against their hold, Jack mentally smiled to himself. After all, the rum runners wouldn't want to
leave a pirate with their rum, would they?
~~~~~~~~~
Trouble's Notes:
I don't mind criticism as long as it is constructive. Please don't bother posting a review if you just
want to be an ass. We are trying to have some fun with this story and would love to hear ideas on
how to make it better.
(Trouble and just incase anyone else has a problem with our jokes, I like to read Star wars. Not
watch. No one will find me telling people not to write.)
Chapter Four: Sparkly clothes and bad manners
"You don't remember me Jack?" The captain smiled sadistly. "Funny how these things
work out."
"And I know you from…?"
"Arr! I sailed with you before you idiot!" Captain Jabba began to look annoyed.
"I sailed with you?" Jack looked at him carefully. "You don't look familiar."
"Ahhh! I'm Jabba Theahut!"
"Ahh, yes I do recall you bein' aboard the Pearl." He looked Jabba over carefully again.
"Ya weren't so glittery then. Nice hat by the way."
"You still haven't answered my question Jack—."
"Captain Jack," interrupted Jack.
Jabba rolled his eyes. "Captain Jack," he continued in a venomous tone, "What are you
doing on my ship?"
"Looking for a ride of this bloody island."
"And what was ya doin' on the island to begin with 'Captain' Sparrow?"
"Ahh, now that would be my business wouldn't it? I don't feel much like sharing,
savvy?" First he'd been marooned, and then had the Rum runners harassing him, and now this
idiot man he may have sailed with at one point was questioning him? Well maybe Captain Jack
Sparrow had finally had enough. He saw no reason to admit to the fact he had lost his ship to this
glittering baboon!
Jabba was not amused by Jack refusing to share how he'd found the rum runners cache.
"Perhaps you feel like sittin' in a cell until you feel like sharing then." He called past Jack to get
his crew's attention. "Boys, Jack here's going to spend some time with us. Why doesn't someone
take him below?"
Two muscular men grabbed Jack and dragged him below deck. Although he struggled
against their hold, Jack mentally smiled to himself. After all, the rum runners wouldn't want to
leave a pirate with their rum, would they?
~~~~~~~~~
Trouble's Notes:
I don't mind criticism as long as it is constructive. Please don't bother posting a review if you just
want to be an ass. We are trying to have some fun with this story and would love to hear ideas on
how to make it better.