~*~*~*~*~*~ In The Divas Van ~*~*~*~*~*~*
"NORA!" Amy, Trish and Stacey yelled. " Miss me?" Nora asked her friends as she gave each of them a hug. " Well Duh you idiot" Amy said hugging her friend. Most of the Divas from RAW treated each other like sisters. On TV they played enemies, but in real life they were the best of friends. " So, where are the SMACKDOWN! Divas?" Nora asked. " There coming" Trish answered. " Hi guys" Torrie said entering the van. " Torrie!" They all cried. After all the Divas arrived they began to talk, about what else .GUYS! "So, who do you think the M.M is? Is he cute?" Torrie asked. " He better be" Amy commented. Everyone laughed. " Are looks only what you guys look for?" Nora asked. " He should have a cute butt," Stacy said with a laugh. " Also a good kisser" Dawn added. Nora just rolled her eyes at her friends. " So Trish, what about you?" Nora asked. " Well. I don't know. Sensitive, sweet, kind, interesting, loving, ya know a guy you could just fall in love with" Trish replied. All the girls began to cry. " Your not asking for much are you T?" Amy said while softly nudging Trish in the arm. " Go Trish, If you find him please send him to my house" Torrie commented. The girls couldn't help but laugh.
~*~*~ In the Men's Van ~*~*~
"So this is going to be fun!" Shane said excitingly. " Oh shut up green boy" Taker said trying to get some sleep in the back. " So Chris, I was talking to Torrie, do you really like Stacy?" Rob asked. " WHAT?!" Chris said with a confused face. " Stace, as in my friend.No! What would give her that idea?" Chris added. " Dude, I would give anything to get wit her" John said out loud. " Shut up boy!" Taker yelled. " I think Nidia is very attractive " Kurt spoke up. Everyone just stared at him. " What?!" Kurt asked. The men just rolled their eyes except Taker who was sleeping in the back.
It took the Vans about two hours to get to their destination.
~*~*~*~* At The House ~*~*~*~*
"Hi guys!" Lillian said. " LILLIAN" The Divas screamed. Each Diva gave her a hug while the guys got the bags. " Are you coming in the house with us?" Amy asked her friend " No, actually I'm the hostess" Lillian replied. " Are the guys okay?" Lillian asked. The men were by the vans UN-loading. " My god what do the girls carry" Taker asked. It took all the men to pull out one bag. The boys finally got the bag out and brought it to the front door where the girls were " Is that it ladies" Adam asked. All the girls laughed. "Adam, that's only our makeup bag" Torrie giggled. After 25 minutes the boys got all of the bags out and to the front door. "Okay everyone, The Divas will be in one room and the men in the other" Lillian said. Most of the guy's smiles turned into frowns. " Have you been wondering who the mystery man is?" Lillian asked. " Yeah!" They all replied. " Please walk into the house and go to your assigned seats." Lillian told them. They all entered the house leaving some of the workers to put the bags into the rooms . " Okay this is what the M.M thought of each of you. His voice is modified so you don't know who it is. First is Amy". Tape: Amy, she is the greatest person to be with. He hung out all the time. She's like a sister to me. She's tough and can kick some serious ass I know
she has kicked my ass once or twice *laughs* " Now Nora." Tape: Nora is one of the nicest people I know, she so fun and pure. But at the same time a great ass kicker *laughs*
" Trish" Tape: Trish, well.umm. what can you say about Trish that she hasn't heard already. She's smart ,beautiful, talented, intelligent, sweet, kind, loving and just the best person to be with. She's kind of like an Angel. But if you mess with Trish you will probably will kick your ass. Everyone could probably kick my ass there except Kurt * laughs*
" Hey that's mean" Kurt said beginning to cry. Everyone began to laugh. Trish was crying. No one had ever said that about her. Trish looked around and every Diva was crying. " Okay. that was so beautiful. *sniff* Okay next is Adam" Lillian said as she wiped the tears off her face.
Tape: Adam is so cool. He' a really great guy. But you should see him when he's drunk, which isn't often. We had real good times together. In his word "he reeks of awesomness" *laughs*
" Next is Stacy" Tape: Great person, nice, fun, and smart. I was kinda' scared to get on her bad side because she would probably kick me with one of her legs *laughs.
Everyone laughed. Stacy had really long legs but could also use them as weapons.
" Now is Chris" Tape: Chris is a great guy, ass kicker but a real good friend.
"Shane" Tape: Shane is like my best bud, he's real lets say abnormal but fun.
"Bubba is next" Tape: Nice guy, I think my but still hurts from all those Bubba Bombs.
" Rob Van Dam" Tape: That dude is so cool. I learned a lot from him. But if he says I'm ROB-VAN-DAM and does the arm things I'll kick his ass.
" Why does everyone hate the arm thing?" Rob asked.
":Now Torrie" Tape: Torrie is a nice person. Very fun and wild.
" Stephanie" Tape: Steph is so nice, she was never a real bitch to me. Always positive that's why some one who I know likes her.
" Girls, we have to get him to tell us" Steph said. Steph never thought someone liked her. "Maybe he is in this house?" She thought
"Nidia" Tape: Nidia, um.well. I met her once, ok kid.
"Dawn Marie" Tape: Nice women.
"John" Tape: Okay guy , him and Shane are gonna create a lot of laughs
*John and Shane high-5*
"And last but not least Taker"
Tape: The hell raiser himself. I have nothing but respect for this man. He is like my idol. He has kicked my ass but taught me so much.
"Are you crying Taker?" Stacy asked. " No.It's just. dust.yes dust" Taker said wiping his tears.
"Hey what about me?" Kurt asked. "Oh sorry Kurt we forgot to bring your tape" Lillian told the crying Kurt. "Okay, now please write down who you think the man is" Lillian asked the group
~*~*~5 minutes later.~*~*~ "Ok, here is the list. Amy-Matt Nora-Tommy Dreamer Trish-??? Adam- Jay (Christian) Stacy-Matt Chris-??? Shane-Shannon Moore Bubba-Matt Rob-??? Torrie-Matt Stephanie-Shane McMahon Nidia-Matt Dawn Marie-Matt Taker-??? Kurt-Matt
"Okay, many of you believe its Matt Hardy so please go to your room and watch the video on the TV screen" Lillian informed them. They all went running to their proper rooms.
"NORA!" Amy, Trish and Stacey yelled. " Miss me?" Nora asked her friends as she gave each of them a hug. " Well Duh you idiot" Amy said hugging her friend. Most of the Divas from RAW treated each other like sisters. On TV they played enemies, but in real life they were the best of friends. " So, where are the SMACKDOWN! Divas?" Nora asked. " There coming" Trish answered. " Hi guys" Torrie said entering the van. " Torrie!" They all cried. After all the Divas arrived they began to talk, about what else .GUYS! "So, who do you think the M.M is? Is he cute?" Torrie asked. " He better be" Amy commented. Everyone laughed. " Are looks only what you guys look for?" Nora asked. " He should have a cute butt," Stacy said with a laugh. " Also a good kisser" Dawn added. Nora just rolled her eyes at her friends. " So Trish, what about you?" Nora asked. " Well. I don't know. Sensitive, sweet, kind, interesting, loving, ya know a guy you could just fall in love with" Trish replied. All the girls began to cry. " Your not asking for much are you T?" Amy said while softly nudging Trish in the arm. " Go Trish, If you find him please send him to my house" Torrie commented. The girls couldn't help but laugh.
~*~*~ In the Men's Van ~*~*~
"So this is going to be fun!" Shane said excitingly. " Oh shut up green boy" Taker said trying to get some sleep in the back. " So Chris, I was talking to Torrie, do you really like Stacy?" Rob asked. " WHAT?!" Chris said with a confused face. " Stace, as in my friend.No! What would give her that idea?" Chris added. " Dude, I would give anything to get wit her" John said out loud. " Shut up boy!" Taker yelled. " I think Nidia is very attractive " Kurt spoke up. Everyone just stared at him. " What?!" Kurt asked. The men just rolled their eyes except Taker who was sleeping in the back.
It took the Vans about two hours to get to their destination.
~*~*~*~* At The House ~*~*~*~*
"Hi guys!" Lillian said. " LILLIAN" The Divas screamed. Each Diva gave her a hug while the guys got the bags. " Are you coming in the house with us?" Amy asked her friend " No, actually I'm the hostess" Lillian replied. " Are the guys okay?" Lillian asked. The men were by the vans UN-loading. " My god what do the girls carry" Taker asked. It took all the men to pull out one bag. The boys finally got the bag out and brought it to the front door where the girls were " Is that it ladies" Adam asked. All the girls laughed. "Adam, that's only our makeup bag" Torrie giggled. After 25 minutes the boys got all of the bags out and to the front door. "Okay everyone, The Divas will be in one room and the men in the other" Lillian said. Most of the guy's smiles turned into frowns. " Have you been wondering who the mystery man is?" Lillian asked. " Yeah!" They all replied. " Please walk into the house and go to your assigned seats." Lillian told them. They all entered the house leaving some of the workers to put the bags into the rooms . " Okay this is what the M.M thought of each of you. His voice is modified so you don't know who it is. First is Amy". Tape: Amy, she is the greatest person to be with. He hung out all the time. She's like a sister to me. She's tough and can kick some serious ass I know
she has kicked my ass once or twice *laughs* " Now Nora." Tape: Nora is one of the nicest people I know, she so fun and pure. But at the same time a great ass kicker *laughs*
" Trish" Tape: Trish, well.umm. what can you say about Trish that she hasn't heard already. She's smart ,beautiful, talented, intelligent, sweet, kind, loving and just the best person to be with. She's kind of like an Angel. But if you mess with Trish you will probably will kick your ass. Everyone could probably kick my ass there except Kurt * laughs*
" Hey that's mean" Kurt said beginning to cry. Everyone began to laugh. Trish was crying. No one had ever said that about her. Trish looked around and every Diva was crying. " Okay. that was so beautiful. *sniff* Okay next is Adam" Lillian said as she wiped the tears off her face.
Tape: Adam is so cool. He' a really great guy. But you should see him when he's drunk, which isn't often. We had real good times together. In his word "he reeks of awesomness" *laughs*
" Next is Stacy" Tape: Great person, nice, fun, and smart. I was kinda' scared to get on her bad side because she would probably kick me with one of her legs *laughs.
Everyone laughed. Stacy had really long legs but could also use them as weapons.
" Now is Chris" Tape: Chris is a great guy, ass kicker but a real good friend.
"Shane" Tape: Shane is like my best bud, he's real lets say abnormal but fun.
"Bubba is next" Tape: Nice guy, I think my but still hurts from all those Bubba Bombs.
" Rob Van Dam" Tape: That dude is so cool. I learned a lot from him. But if he says I'm ROB-VAN-DAM and does the arm things I'll kick his ass.
" Why does everyone hate the arm thing?" Rob asked.
":Now Torrie" Tape: Torrie is a nice person. Very fun and wild.
" Stephanie" Tape: Steph is so nice, she was never a real bitch to me. Always positive that's why some one who I know likes her.
" Girls, we have to get him to tell us" Steph said. Steph never thought someone liked her. "Maybe he is in this house?" She thought
"Nidia" Tape: Nidia, um.well. I met her once, ok kid.
"Dawn Marie" Tape: Nice women.
"John" Tape: Okay guy , him and Shane are gonna create a lot of laughs
*John and Shane high-5*
"And last but not least Taker"
Tape: The hell raiser himself. I have nothing but respect for this man. He is like my idol. He has kicked my ass but taught me so much.
"Are you crying Taker?" Stacy asked. " No.It's just. dust.yes dust" Taker said wiping his tears.
"Hey what about me?" Kurt asked. "Oh sorry Kurt we forgot to bring your tape" Lillian told the crying Kurt. "Okay, now please write down who you think the man is" Lillian asked the group
~*~*~5 minutes later.~*~*~ "Ok, here is the list. Amy-Matt Nora-Tommy Dreamer Trish-??? Adam- Jay (Christian) Stacy-Matt Chris-??? Shane-Shannon Moore Bubba-Matt Rob-??? Torrie-Matt Stephanie-Shane McMahon Nidia-Matt Dawn Marie-Matt Taker-??? Kurt-Matt
"Okay, many of you believe its Matt Hardy so please go to your room and watch the video on the TV screen" Lillian informed them. They all went running to their proper rooms.