Chapter Three: The Proposal

*************************************************** Last chapter I said that Bowser Jr. was still alive. In addition to that Koopa Jr. is still alive too.

Thanks to a reviewer I will now make my paragraphing like this:

Mario: Its-a me Mario.

Luigi: Yeah yeah you always like to shine don't you.

Ok I hope this makes a difference. Plus I noticed the lack of reviews. Reviews are like fuel so if I don't have a lot of reviews I'll forget about this story .

On with the story.

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Mario and Yoshi were taking a shortcut to the castle, they were going through the Forever forest( which is in Paper Mario).

Mario: Yoshi, if you want to leave you can.

Yoshi was already gone.

Mario: Stupid Yoshi I was being dramatic!

Mario: Anyways now I'll just go through this place.

So Mario went on until he came to a stop by that guy with that weird hat.

???: You can not pass. It is too dangerous.

Mario: Shut up and let me pass or you can let me hurtle fireballs at you.

???: EEEP!!

And the weird hat guy ran off.

Mario was at Bow's Mansion now, Mario went in.

Mario: I do not want to walk around looking for stuff this time. Just let me through the house.

Bow: Awww but it is so much fun to see you bounce to the chandelier. Fin Bootler take this plumber through the house, and make that fat Tubba Blubba take him to his destination.

Bootler: Yes ma'am.

So Bootler took Mario through the mansion and to Tubba Blubba.

Tubba Blubba: I am at your service Mario.

Tubba Blubba was kneeling like a horse because he was now a servant to Bow.

Mario: Take me too Peach's castle.

Tubba Blubba: Okie dokie.

Mario was at Peach's Castle in a flash ,thanks to all the running that Tubba Blubba did in his spare time he was the fastest guy in the world.

Peach was in her bedroom polishing her nails. Toad was next beside Peach putting make-up and stuff like that. Today was the day that Luigi was going to propose to her. She knew this because she went to Merlin's place and he told her that Luigi was going to Propose tonight at 9:00.

Peach: Oooh, I always thought that Mario was handsome but Luigi he's just too magnificent.

Toad: Oh yeah Luigi is hunky (blushes).

Peach: Eeew you're gay get out or I shall feed you to the yoshis.

Toad: EEEEP!

Toad ran out of the castle as fast as his shroomy legs could go. When Toad opened the main door to the castle Mario got out of Toad's way and went in.

Mario: What was his problem ( pointing at Toad).

Peach: Oh nothing, He's just gay.

Mario: Since we are talking about gay people I have something to say to you.

Mario kneeled on one knee and took a 25 cent ring out of his pocket.

Mario: Will you marry me?

Peach: No, there are a couple of reasons why I say no: first of all the ring you bought me is 25 cents I know because the ring is still in the capsule, second of all you go on too many quests-

Mario: But it has been a long time since I've gone on a quest.

Peach: DO NOT INTERUPT ME EVER! And that brings me to the third reason you are to impolite stupid and you are too fat one more thing gay people don't have anything to do with this plus I'm getting married to Luigi.

Mario: ….. YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED TO WHO!?!?

Peach: You heard me I'm getting married to your brother MUHAHAHAHA (coughs) I mean hoohooohooohoo.

Mario: Fine if that's the way it is than I'll just have to find a good reason to propose to Daisy.

Mario went storming out of the castle.