Racing for a Heart pt.2
~*~
Whenever there are parenthesis after what Diddy or DK says it tells you
what DK or Diddy were saying.
Ex: Diddy: Oooh ooh eeh ooh ooh (Why are you always the boss DK)?
DK: Eeeh ahahahaha oooh (because I'm the main character).
Got it? Ok without any further ado let the races BEGIN. again!
~*~
Mario: Uh huh uh huh we won the first race.
DK: OOOOHH HEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAHA (WE ROCK)!
Luigi: Diddy you retard the shell was a mile away and you go on blabbing
OOH OOOH HEEE OOOH AHAHAHAHA (Diddy your mom was served for dinner, I hope
Miamoto liked it).
Diddy: OOOH HEEE OOHOHOH OOOOOOOH! (I'm gonna tear you limb from limb
you.you.you.BACKSTABBER)!!!
Diddy ran around chasing Luigi.
Luigi: EEEP!
Mario: ( HAHAHA look at him run. LOL!!
DK: Ooh ooh (want popcorn)
Mario: Ok
So Mario and DK saw poor Luigi run for his life.
One chimp chasing, popcorn eating, laughing heads off hour later.
Luigi: *panting* The *pant* only reason *pant* you won the race was *drops
dead on the floor with saliva running out of his mouth and his tongue on
the floor*
Kurt: Ok tomorrow we are going to Daisy Cruise so racers get your sleep we
will meet at the docks 7:30 sharp. Anybody who misses the ship will be
disqualified.
Kent: Ya we are making this rule cause Kurt and I don't wanna announce
anymore.
Mario: Lazy people.hey DK get me a drink.
Mario: We've got the toad stuffed so let's just PARTY!!
DK: OOH HOO HAHAHA (But we'll miss the ship)
Mario: Awww shut up what do you know.
DK went to sleep while Mario boogied the night away.
Mario: Poor DK he is so stupid, in fact I'm going to make him party.
Mario goes to DKs pad.
Mario: CACKADOODLEDOOOOOOO!!!!
DK: AHAHAHAHAHA ( You'll never take me alive)!
DK: Oooh haha ooh ohh ( Oh it's just you Mario).
Mario: Well DK it was getting boring at the party without you so..COME OR
ELSE I WILL BE THE WORST DRIVER IN TOMORROWS RACES!
Mario: Teehee.
DK: Ooh ooh ha hee hee ooh (fine I'll go but only for a little)
Mario: WOOOOHOOOO!!!
At Luigi's.
Luigi: What's all that noises coming from down the hotel?
Diddy: Oh ooh ooh (I don't know)
Luigi: Well, go check it out.
Diddy: Ooh (fine).
Diddy went down to some colorful lights. What could it be? Then he heard
music. What could it be? There was a glass door and he could see what
looked like people dancing. What could it be?
Koopa: Would you shut up it's a party you retard! Jeez!!
Diddy: Oooh hee hahaha (a party, wow I've never been to a human party).
Diddy went through the glass door and of course he saw all the racers:
Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopa, Paratroopa, Toadette, Petey Piranha, King Boo,
Wario and Waluigi (who were trying to see who could fart the loudest and
longest), Mario and DK, they were all here. Except for Luigi who was
probably sleeping. Diddy staid at the party just to know how it feels to be
a boy (so sad).
Mario (who is drunk): Come ooon haave one drrrink D. whatever your name is.
DK: OOH HAHA (finally you ask me to drink).
DK took the whole 5 gallons of beer and drank it all.
DK (who was now drunk): OOH HAHAHA (did I mention I'm an alcoholic)!
Mario: SHUUT UUP I LOOOVE THIS SOOONG!!!
Mario started dancing his.well weird dance.
DK on the other hand was drinking all the beer, wine and anything that
contained alcohol.
At Luigi's Room.
Luigi: What the hell is that noise!?!
Luigi: And Where the hell is Diddy!?!
Luigi decided to go down to where all the noise was.
Luigi opened the glass door.
Luigi:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole place was quiet.
Mario: WWWhhhoo aaarreee yyyoouuu?
Luigi: I'm your brother and you're drunk.
Mario: Meeeee, naaawww I'm not drunk, DK's drunk.
DK: OOOH AAAHH (you said you wouldn't tell)
*beep beep beep beep beep beep*
Luigi: Holy cow, it's 7:00, thirty more minutes and we'll be disqualified!!
Everyone: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!
Everybody was squirming out of the door trying to get to their room, get
dressed, go to the garage and ride in the karts. Plus all of them were
drunk except for Luigi, so I bet you could imagine how funny this moment
was.
Everybody were already in their karts. Let's see how long they'll last
without being caught for drinking and driving.
Mario: I'm glad that I learned how to be drunk for a short time, I even
taught DK so we're already to go.
Mario: How about you Luigi are you drunk?
Luigi: I'm already out of the garage!
Mario started blasting away in his kart with DK.
Mario: Don't you love having a Toad in your engine DK?
DK: HOOH HA (of course)!
Mario was already at the docks at 7:28 followed by Luigi.
The rest were caught by police men (yes I know it's predictable).
Kent: Sooo, where are the others?
Mario: Don't care, don't know.
Kurt: That's the best answer for me.
Kent: Ok ok let's get you aboard the cruiser.
Mario&Luigi: OK!
Mario went onto the ramp first. Next came Luigi. When they saw the cruiser
they thought they were on God's ship. It was so beautiful. It was al golden
and you could just imagine a wonderful sunset in front of you (wow I think
I might paint a scene like that).
Luigi: WOW, this would be a perfect place to propose especially at sunset!
Mario: Do they have a shrimp bar?
Kent: ok let's get the karts aboard.
Kurt and Kent went to the karts and rode them up the ramp.
Kent: First you can take three hours looking around and playing around
while we set you off to the Tsunami Sea.I don't why they call it that and
anyways there aren't going to be any storm today at the Tsunami Sea.
Mario: Leisure time, YAY!
Luigi: Reading time, YAY!
Boiler Room.
Bob: Don't you hate working in the boiler room?
Boiler People: Aye!
Bob: Well I think we should-
There was something in the shadows.
Bob: What was that!?! There is something or somebody else in here!
Bob: Check everywhere!
The shadow was moving at a fast pace first it was at one boiler than to
another.
Bob: Get out your guns!
Everybody reached to their holsters nothing was there.
Boiler Person: Where are our guns!?!
*Slit* Their was a faint red line in Bob's neck and without another second
his head lay on charcoals.
The shadow was on the ceiling waiting for the right time to take the next
life.
Boiler Men were now running around trying to see the person who killed Bob.
One by one the people were being killed by the mysterious figure. There was
just one man now, his name is Clark.
Clark: Show yourself coward!
Shadow (that's his name for now): Do you see me, I'm close by?
Clark: Where!?!
Shadow was right behind the boiler Clark was at. Shadow quickly ran in
front of Clark, took his sword and plunged into his chest.
Clark's eyes were wide and he was frequently spitting blood.
Clark: Who are you?
Shadow: Shadow Khan (Shadow Kan).
Shadow Khan stuck his ninja sword deeper into the body of Clark. He took
his sword out and pushed him into the mouth of the boiler. Shadow saw Clark
get consumed by the fire, that was now Clark's new home.
Shadow: How easy now there is no time to waste!
And off he went into the shadows-into the darkness.
Back to Mario
Kent: I've heard rumors that the redfire has a toad in its engine, and
that's how it goes so fast.
Kurt: Check it out.
Kent lifted the top of the engine to see Toad.
Toad: dfja sdfjsaj asdkak askmdj
Poor Toad was traumatized now he'll probably blabber all day.
Toad: jdfji sjidfnjisdf ndsjifnjis oasfoa
Kent: Shut up!
Kent stuffed Toad back in the engine.
Kent: Let's have a shake.
Kurt: Let's!
Mario: Well Luigi who do think is gonna win.
Luigi: Shut up, I want to read.
Back With Shadow.
Shadow: Where the hell is the captain's room?
Guy: Holy cow!!
Shadow: I do not know why people are afraid of people who look like ninjas
and have ninja swords.
Shadow: Hey you, do you know where the captains room is. No, No, No let's
try again; tell me where the captains room is or I shall cut your
throat.much better.
Shadow walked up to an old goomba.
Shadow: Tell me where the captains room is or I shall cut your throat!
Goomba: Uhhh uhhh don't hurt me the room is just around the corner you will
see stairs climb it and there you are.
*slice* Shadow cut off the goomba's uhh well he cut off the hmmm. well he
sliced him in half.
Captain: *whistles the theme of Pop-Eye the Sailor Man* Oh boy do I love
that song.
The captain was about 64 years old man just enjoying the sea. He wore a
regular Sailor suit and he had a glass eye. Of course he had a pegged leg
for he was a pirate way back when he was twenty. Today was his birthday he
was going to take the Mario brothers to Tsunami Sea and when they were done
he was going back to his wife and his many grand-children. His name was
Shimarou Khan.
Shadow walked up the stairs and opened the door of the captain's room.
Shadow: HELLO FATHER AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Shimarou turned around and he was so startled to see a person with a ninja
sword wearing a ninja costume. He lay dead by a heart attack. Shimarou was
never going to see his wife again.
Shadow: This is too easy!
He lifted his father's body and threw it out the window for now poor
Shimarou was going to be nibbled by fishes or eaten by a shark.
Shadow: Ahh dad's map. Let's see where is it..AHA North-East lies the Black
Wave Sea!
Back To the
Brothers.
Kent: Leisure time is up!
Mario: But I finally found the shrimp buffet! (
Luigi: I just got up to the 100,000th page! (
Kurt: Oh well, and Mario Toad isn't in the trunk any more.
Mario: Uh how did that get there?
Kent: Where are DK and Diddy?
Mario: Banana buffet.
Kurt: Get over Here!
DK and Diddy went in the karts.
Kent: Ready, Set, GO!
Mario and Luigi were in the dining area where tables were swaying back and
forth.
Mario: The ship is moving!
Luigi: Duh!
The karts slid on the wall, Diddy was smack dab in the middle of the kart
and the wall his brain splattered all over Mario.
DK on the other hand flew out the window and into the water.
Kurt and Kent: Get back the captain must've made a mistake we are going to
the Black Wave Sea!
Mario and Luigi got out of their karts before they flew out the window.
Kent: Crap the big wave is coming at us BRACE YOURSELVES!
A wave hit the ship and it looked like it was going to tip and it did.
Kent: ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP!!
Kent, Kurt, Mario and Luigi jumped off the other side of the non-tilting
side.
Another wave devoured the four people. In the Water they Mario and Luigi
saw Kurt and Kent get devoured by a shark. They were terrified. They swam
to the top of the water and gasped for breath. Chirp Chirps saw Mario and
Luigi and made a raft out of themselves.
Mario: Thank you.
Luigi: Well what do you know I guess I'm lucky to have a brother that's
famous.
The Chirp Chirps brought the two people back to land where Peach was
waiting.
Peach: Oh dear, Mario you look horrible that's why I choose Luigi.
Luigi: I'd rather take my chances with my brother. They went to Mario's
house laying by a fire to heat themselves up.
~*~
So you liked shadow. He will return either in another chapter or in Battle
OF Mushroom Kingdom pt.2
~*~
~*~
Whenever there are parenthesis after what Diddy or DK says it tells you
what DK or Diddy were saying.
Ex: Diddy: Oooh ooh eeh ooh ooh (Why are you always the boss DK)?
DK: Eeeh ahahahaha oooh (because I'm the main character).
Got it? Ok without any further ado let the races BEGIN. again!
~*~
Mario: Uh huh uh huh we won the first race.
DK: OOOOHH HEEEE AHAHAHAHAHAHA (WE ROCK)!
Luigi: Diddy you retard the shell was a mile away and you go on blabbing
OOH OOOH HEEE OOOH AHAHAHAHA (Diddy your mom was served for dinner, I hope
Miamoto liked it).
Diddy: OOOH HEEE OOHOHOH OOOOOOOH! (I'm gonna tear you limb from limb
you.you.you.BACKSTABBER)!!!
Diddy ran around chasing Luigi.
Luigi: EEEP!
Mario: ( HAHAHA look at him run. LOL!!
DK: Ooh ooh (want popcorn)
Mario: Ok
So Mario and DK saw poor Luigi run for his life.
One chimp chasing, popcorn eating, laughing heads off hour later.
Luigi: *panting* The *pant* only reason *pant* you won the race was *drops
dead on the floor with saliva running out of his mouth and his tongue on
the floor*
Kurt: Ok tomorrow we are going to Daisy Cruise so racers get your sleep we
will meet at the docks 7:30 sharp. Anybody who misses the ship will be
disqualified.
Kent: Ya we are making this rule cause Kurt and I don't wanna announce
anymore.
Mario: Lazy people.hey DK get me a drink.
Mario: We've got the toad stuffed so let's just PARTY!!
DK: OOH HOO HAHAHA (But we'll miss the ship)
Mario: Awww shut up what do you know.
DK went to sleep while Mario boogied the night away.
Mario: Poor DK he is so stupid, in fact I'm going to make him party.
Mario goes to DKs pad.
Mario: CACKADOODLEDOOOOOOO!!!!
DK: AHAHAHAHAHA ( You'll never take me alive)!
DK: Oooh haha ooh ohh ( Oh it's just you Mario).
Mario: Well DK it was getting boring at the party without you so..COME OR
ELSE I WILL BE THE WORST DRIVER IN TOMORROWS RACES!
Mario: Teehee.
DK: Ooh ooh ha hee hee ooh (fine I'll go but only for a little)
Mario: WOOOOHOOOO!!!
At Luigi's.
Luigi: What's all that noises coming from down the hotel?
Diddy: Oh ooh ooh (I don't know)
Luigi: Well, go check it out.
Diddy: Ooh (fine).
Diddy went down to some colorful lights. What could it be? Then he heard
music. What could it be? There was a glass door and he could see what
looked like people dancing. What could it be?
Koopa: Would you shut up it's a party you retard! Jeez!!
Diddy: Oooh hee hahaha (a party, wow I've never been to a human party).
Diddy went through the glass door and of course he saw all the racers:
Bowser, Bowser Jr., Koopa, Paratroopa, Toadette, Petey Piranha, King Boo,
Wario and Waluigi (who were trying to see who could fart the loudest and
longest), Mario and DK, they were all here. Except for Luigi who was
probably sleeping. Diddy staid at the party just to know how it feels to be
a boy (so sad).
Mario (who is drunk): Come ooon haave one drrrink D. whatever your name is.
DK: OOH HAHA (finally you ask me to drink).
DK took the whole 5 gallons of beer and drank it all.
DK (who was now drunk): OOH HAHAHA (did I mention I'm an alcoholic)!
Mario: SHUUT UUP I LOOOVE THIS SOOONG!!!
Mario started dancing his.well weird dance.
DK on the other hand was drinking all the beer, wine and anything that
contained alcohol.
At Luigi's Room.
Luigi: What the hell is that noise!?!
Luigi: And Where the hell is Diddy!?!
Luigi decided to go down to where all the noise was.
Luigi opened the glass door.
Luigi:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole place was quiet.
Mario: WWWhhhoo aaarreee yyyoouuu?
Luigi: I'm your brother and you're drunk.
Mario: Meeeee, naaawww I'm not drunk, DK's drunk.
DK: OOOH AAAHH (you said you wouldn't tell)
*beep beep beep beep beep beep*
Luigi: Holy cow, it's 7:00, thirty more minutes and we'll be disqualified!!
Everyone: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!
Everybody was squirming out of the door trying to get to their room, get
dressed, go to the garage and ride in the karts. Plus all of them were
drunk except for Luigi, so I bet you could imagine how funny this moment
was.
Everybody were already in their karts. Let's see how long they'll last
without being caught for drinking and driving.
Mario: I'm glad that I learned how to be drunk for a short time, I even
taught DK so we're already to go.
Mario: How about you Luigi are you drunk?
Luigi: I'm already out of the garage!
Mario started blasting away in his kart with DK.
Mario: Don't you love having a Toad in your engine DK?
DK: HOOH HA (of course)!
Mario was already at the docks at 7:28 followed by Luigi.
The rest were caught by police men (yes I know it's predictable).
Kent: Sooo, where are the others?
Mario: Don't care, don't know.
Kurt: That's the best answer for me.
Kent: Ok ok let's get you aboard the cruiser.
Mario&Luigi: OK!
Mario went onto the ramp first. Next came Luigi. When they saw the cruiser
they thought they were on God's ship. It was so beautiful. It was al golden
and you could just imagine a wonderful sunset in front of you (wow I think
I might paint a scene like that).
Luigi: WOW, this would be a perfect place to propose especially at sunset!
Mario: Do they have a shrimp bar?
Kent: ok let's get the karts aboard.
Kurt and Kent went to the karts and rode them up the ramp.
Kent: First you can take three hours looking around and playing around
while we set you off to the Tsunami Sea.I don't why they call it that and
anyways there aren't going to be any storm today at the Tsunami Sea.
Mario: Leisure time, YAY!
Luigi: Reading time, YAY!
Boiler Room.
Bob: Don't you hate working in the boiler room?
Boiler People: Aye!
Bob: Well I think we should-
There was something in the shadows.
Bob: What was that!?! There is something or somebody else in here!
Bob: Check everywhere!
The shadow was moving at a fast pace first it was at one boiler than to
another.
Bob: Get out your guns!
Everybody reached to their holsters nothing was there.
Boiler Person: Where are our guns!?!
*Slit* Their was a faint red line in Bob's neck and without another second
his head lay on charcoals.
The shadow was on the ceiling waiting for the right time to take the next
life.
Boiler Men were now running around trying to see the person who killed Bob.
One by one the people were being killed by the mysterious figure. There was
just one man now, his name is Clark.
Clark: Show yourself coward!
Shadow (that's his name for now): Do you see me, I'm close by?
Clark: Where!?!
Shadow was right behind the boiler Clark was at. Shadow quickly ran in
front of Clark, took his sword and plunged into his chest.
Clark's eyes were wide and he was frequently spitting blood.
Clark: Who are you?
Shadow: Shadow Khan (Shadow Kan).
Shadow Khan stuck his ninja sword deeper into the body of Clark. He took
his sword out and pushed him into the mouth of the boiler. Shadow saw Clark
get consumed by the fire, that was now Clark's new home.
Shadow: How easy now there is no time to waste!
And off he went into the shadows-into the darkness.
Back to Mario
Kent: I've heard rumors that the redfire has a toad in its engine, and
that's how it goes so fast.
Kurt: Check it out.
Kent lifted the top of the engine to see Toad.
Toad: dfja sdfjsaj asdkak askmdj
Poor Toad was traumatized now he'll probably blabber all day.
Toad: jdfji sjidfnjisdf ndsjifnjis oasfoa
Kent: Shut up!
Kent stuffed Toad back in the engine.
Kent: Let's have a shake.
Kurt: Let's!
Mario: Well Luigi who do think is gonna win.
Luigi: Shut up, I want to read.
Back With Shadow.
Shadow: Where the hell is the captain's room?
Guy: Holy cow!!
Shadow: I do not know why people are afraid of people who look like ninjas
and have ninja swords.
Shadow: Hey you, do you know where the captains room is. No, No, No let's
try again; tell me where the captains room is or I shall cut your
throat.much better.
Shadow walked up to an old goomba.
Shadow: Tell me where the captains room is or I shall cut your throat!
Goomba: Uhhh uhhh don't hurt me the room is just around the corner you will
see stairs climb it and there you are.
*slice* Shadow cut off the goomba's uhh well he cut off the hmmm. well he
sliced him in half.
Captain: *whistles the theme of Pop-Eye the Sailor Man* Oh boy do I love
that song.
The captain was about 64 years old man just enjoying the sea. He wore a
regular Sailor suit and he had a glass eye. Of course he had a pegged leg
for he was a pirate way back when he was twenty. Today was his birthday he
was going to take the Mario brothers to Tsunami Sea and when they were done
he was going back to his wife and his many grand-children. His name was
Shimarou Khan.
Shadow walked up the stairs and opened the door of the captain's room.
Shadow: HELLO FATHER AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Shimarou turned around and he was so startled to see a person with a ninja
sword wearing a ninja costume. He lay dead by a heart attack. Shimarou was
never going to see his wife again.
Shadow: This is too easy!
He lifted his father's body and threw it out the window for now poor
Shimarou was going to be nibbled by fishes or eaten by a shark.
Shadow: Ahh dad's map. Let's see where is it..AHA North-East lies the Black
Wave Sea!
Back To the
Brothers.
Kent: Leisure time is up!
Mario: But I finally found the shrimp buffet! (
Luigi: I just got up to the 100,000th page! (
Kurt: Oh well, and Mario Toad isn't in the trunk any more.
Mario: Uh how did that get there?
Kent: Where are DK and Diddy?
Mario: Banana buffet.
Kurt: Get over Here!
DK and Diddy went in the karts.
Kent: Ready, Set, GO!
Mario and Luigi were in the dining area where tables were swaying back and
forth.
Mario: The ship is moving!
Luigi: Duh!
The karts slid on the wall, Diddy was smack dab in the middle of the kart
and the wall his brain splattered all over Mario.
DK on the other hand flew out the window and into the water.
Kurt and Kent: Get back the captain must've made a mistake we are going to
the Black Wave Sea!
Mario and Luigi got out of their karts before they flew out the window.
Kent: Crap the big wave is coming at us BRACE YOURSELVES!
A wave hit the ship and it looked like it was going to tip and it did.
Kent: ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP!!
Kent, Kurt, Mario and Luigi jumped off the other side of the non-tilting
side.
Another wave devoured the four people. In the Water they Mario and Luigi
saw Kurt and Kent get devoured by a shark. They were terrified. They swam
to the top of the water and gasped for breath. Chirp Chirps saw Mario and
Luigi and made a raft out of themselves.
Mario: Thank you.
Luigi: Well what do you know I guess I'm lucky to have a brother that's
famous.
The Chirp Chirps brought the two people back to land where Peach was
waiting.
Peach: Oh dear, Mario you look horrible that's why I choose Luigi.
Luigi: I'd rather take my chances with my brother. They went to Mario's
house laying by a fire to heat themselves up.
~*~
So you liked shadow. He will return either in another chapter or in Battle
OF Mushroom Kingdom pt.2
~*~