Luigi's Diary
~*~ Hey, sorry I haven't been updating my story. It has been busy since school and I have so much homework but now I'm going to finally organize myself and squeeze in time for my story. OK uhhh. . . .oh yeah I do not own anything I write down so well yeah that's all and thanks for the review Smithy I will make my paragraphing a little better. And if anybody has any concerns email me @ phillip01234@yahoo.com. Plus there has been a change the NEXT chapter will be The Death of A Hero. Or I shall make new chapters I really don't know.
~*~
Mario and Luigi were still in Mario's house laughing at all the bad times.
Mario: Remember the time I paid 50$ to Kammy so she could turn you into a frog.
Luigi: Well I didn't know money was involved.
Mario: And then the time Bowser prank phone called you and told you to go to my house and when you came there was a dummy that looked like me and it was hanging from a rope. I paid him 2$ what a loser!
Luigi: There was money involved in that one too?!?
Mario: Of course. Oh I have a good time-
Luigi: NO MORE!!
Luigi: I know you are going to say money was involved and I don't wanna hear it.
Mario: This doesn't have money in it, it has slave trade duh!
Luigi: OOOH I wanna hear it.
Mario: It also includes you being whomped by a baby goomba!
Luigi: Why you little-
Mario: Why you little what? I'm older badder and-
Luigi: FATTER LOL!
Mario went out to the window and opened it with his head sticking out.
Mario: LUIGI WERES DIAPER-
Luigi pulled his brother's head out of the window.
Luigi: Don't say anything about my bed problems. I'm going to our room. Do not come in until I tell you.
Luigi went to the room, took out his hammer, whacked the dark wooden surface of the floor. This was Luigi's secret diary room (like in Paper Mario).
Unchosen One: Well my viewers we're gonna take a moment and browse through the diary of Luigi MUHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: Be quiet down there!
Unchosen One: Yes Mother, aren't moms a pain. Oh and yes I shall not be embarrassed all 11 year olds live with their moms.
January 1st , 2001
Dear Diary,
I have finally made my basement. Oh and yes today is now the New Year and guess what Mario is taking up all the fun. That's why I'm here writing to you. I have befriended with all the rivals of Mario. Really they are nice guys. Yesterday I went to visit Bowser and he was plotting to kidnap Peach as usual. He was also practicing on killing Mario. Isn't that great! Well today is the New Year good night.
~*~
January 10th, 2001
Dear Diary,
So sorry I wasn't writing for a long time it's just my brother and I did a stupid quest. This lady named Cackled stole what was supposedly Peach's voice. It turned out to be Bird's voice. On the trip we met Prince Peace of Bean Bean Kingdom. I think he is a show off always flashing his hair. Oh and also there was this one Toadie called Fawfle he was so cute. '' I am the mustard of your doom!'' that is what he said what a crack up. ''I have fury'' LOL. Oh heres a good one '' Blast you fink-rats'' good times good times. There was another funny guy his name is Popple he thinks he's tuff. Bowser thought he was a guy named Rookie and that too was a crack up! Well anyways I'll see you soon.
~*~
February 11th , 2001
Dear Diary, I hate MARIO! I joined the villains side because of Mario. Here is how it went. There was this billboard that said villains needed call 1-800-552- 3434. Join now! Well anyways I called it seemed like Bowser was running the place. Bowser accepted me. You won't believe what kind of people I saw. I made a list.
Villains:
Batman
Superman
Joker
Martian the man hunter
Flash
Goomba King
King Boo
Wonder Woman
Viper
Green Arrow
Nightshade
Green Lantern
Pete piranha
Harley Quinn
Black Widow
Hawk Girl
Hawk Man
Aqua Man
Aqua Woman
Robin
Cyborg
Raven
Beast Boy
Starfire
Amazon Natives
Cackletta
Popple
Fawful
Spider Man
Hulk
Wolverine and the rest of the X-Men Unchosen One: What the hell is this?!? Okay this is getting old fast. Let's see what he's writing right now. On we go!
February 27th 2004 (wow he had this diary for a long time)
Dear Diary, Man this is getting outta hand. I tried to kill him 99 times. But the good thing is that I stole a document for giving away this whole kingdom. I am an actual villain now . . . WOW! Now Cackletta and I are thinking about connecting the two kingdoms: Beanbean Kingdom and Mushroom Kingdom. Isn't that great? She took over the bean kingdom! We are thinking about a name, I thought about The Beanshroom Kingdom or The Mushbean Kingdom. I know, I'm a genius. Well I'm saying bye for now tomorrow I'll tell you about our plannings.
Luigi: Mario I'm going out for about a day.
Mario: Yeah okay.
Luigi shut the door.
One Day Later. . .
February 28th 2004
Dear Diary, I AM GOOD! The Beanshroom Kigdom is going to happen. It took some time to reach her and boy by the time I was their Cackletta had destroyed everything and killed everyone. Guess what we had for an appetizer for dinner? We had Beanbean soup (made out of Bean People drenched in Bean Broth and smothered with vegetables and spices). It tasted like heaven. Well I think. For dinner we had barbequed Bean Queen sandwiches. Then it was time for tea. We were talking about the lands. Here is how the plan went. I take the immigration land Fungitown while she takes the castle of Peach. I take the Chuckola place and she takes Boo Mansion (and I wanted that). I take Yoshi Island she takes the rest of Mush. I take the rest of Bean. We are going to take al the cheap cheaps and make them connect the two place as one. I signed she signed now all I need is Bowser.
The Next Day February 29, 2004
Dear Diary, Preparations are set. That's all I'm gonna say.
Unchosen One: I guess that was better. I am so surprised Luigi would do that!
Mom: You write the story you should know.
Unchosen One: I HATE YOU!!!
Mom: Go to sleep NOW!
Unchosen One: Yes mother.
Unchosen One: Well I'll be back.
~*~ Mario, dead who could've done this? The Hero of all time is gone forever. We have some suspects.
Suspects:
The Wario brothers
Luigi
Peach
Toad
Daisy
Yoshi
Bowser Kids and Bowser Read the next chapter: The Game Clue Mario Style
~*~
~*~ Hey, sorry I haven't been updating my story. It has been busy since school and I have so much homework but now I'm going to finally organize myself and squeeze in time for my story. OK uhhh. . . .oh yeah I do not own anything I write down so well yeah that's all and thanks for the review Smithy I will make my paragraphing a little better. And if anybody has any concerns email me @ phillip01234@yahoo.com. Plus there has been a change the NEXT chapter will be The Death of A Hero. Or I shall make new chapters I really don't know.
~*~
Mario and Luigi were still in Mario's house laughing at all the bad times.
Mario: Remember the time I paid 50$ to Kammy so she could turn you into a frog.
Luigi: Well I didn't know money was involved.
Mario: And then the time Bowser prank phone called you and told you to go to my house and when you came there was a dummy that looked like me and it was hanging from a rope. I paid him 2$ what a loser!
Luigi: There was money involved in that one too?!?
Mario: Of course. Oh I have a good time-
Luigi: NO MORE!!
Luigi: I know you are going to say money was involved and I don't wanna hear it.
Mario: This doesn't have money in it, it has slave trade duh!
Luigi: OOOH I wanna hear it.
Mario: It also includes you being whomped by a baby goomba!
Luigi: Why you little-
Mario: Why you little what? I'm older badder and-
Luigi: FATTER LOL!
Mario went out to the window and opened it with his head sticking out.
Mario: LUIGI WERES DIAPER-
Luigi pulled his brother's head out of the window.
Luigi: Don't say anything about my bed problems. I'm going to our room. Do not come in until I tell you.
Luigi went to the room, took out his hammer, whacked the dark wooden surface of the floor. This was Luigi's secret diary room (like in Paper Mario).
Unchosen One: Well my viewers we're gonna take a moment and browse through the diary of Luigi MUHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: Be quiet down there!
Unchosen One: Yes Mother, aren't moms a pain. Oh and yes I shall not be embarrassed all 11 year olds live with their moms.
January 1st , 2001
Dear Diary,
I have finally made my basement. Oh and yes today is now the New Year and guess what Mario is taking up all the fun. That's why I'm here writing to you. I have befriended with all the rivals of Mario. Really they are nice guys. Yesterday I went to visit Bowser and he was plotting to kidnap Peach as usual. He was also practicing on killing Mario. Isn't that great! Well today is the New Year good night.
~*~
January 10th, 2001
Dear Diary,
So sorry I wasn't writing for a long time it's just my brother and I did a stupid quest. This lady named Cackled stole what was supposedly Peach's voice. It turned out to be Bird's voice. On the trip we met Prince Peace of Bean Bean Kingdom. I think he is a show off always flashing his hair. Oh and also there was this one Toadie called Fawfle he was so cute. '' I am the mustard of your doom!'' that is what he said what a crack up. ''I have fury'' LOL. Oh heres a good one '' Blast you fink-rats'' good times good times. There was another funny guy his name is Popple he thinks he's tuff. Bowser thought he was a guy named Rookie and that too was a crack up! Well anyways I'll see you soon.
~*~
February 11th , 2001
Dear Diary, I hate MARIO! I joined the villains side because of Mario. Here is how it went. There was this billboard that said villains needed call 1-800-552- 3434. Join now! Well anyways I called it seemed like Bowser was running the place. Bowser accepted me. You won't believe what kind of people I saw. I made a list.
Villains:
Batman
Superman
Joker
Martian the man hunter
Flash
Goomba King
King Boo
Wonder Woman
Viper
Green Arrow
Nightshade
Green Lantern
Pete piranha
Harley Quinn
Black Widow
Hawk Girl
Hawk Man
Aqua Man
Aqua Woman
Robin
Cyborg
Raven
Beast Boy
Starfire
Amazon Natives
Cackletta
Popple
Fawful
Spider Man
Hulk
Wolverine and the rest of the X-Men Unchosen One: What the hell is this?!? Okay this is getting old fast. Let's see what he's writing right now. On we go!
February 27th 2004 (wow he had this diary for a long time)
Dear Diary, Man this is getting outta hand. I tried to kill him 99 times. But the good thing is that I stole a document for giving away this whole kingdom. I am an actual villain now . . . WOW! Now Cackletta and I are thinking about connecting the two kingdoms: Beanbean Kingdom and Mushroom Kingdom. Isn't that great? She took over the bean kingdom! We are thinking about a name, I thought about The Beanshroom Kingdom or The Mushbean Kingdom. I know, I'm a genius. Well I'm saying bye for now tomorrow I'll tell you about our plannings.
Luigi: Mario I'm going out for about a day.
Mario: Yeah okay.
Luigi shut the door.
One Day Later. . .
February 28th 2004
Dear Diary, I AM GOOD! The Beanshroom Kigdom is going to happen. It took some time to reach her and boy by the time I was their Cackletta had destroyed everything and killed everyone. Guess what we had for an appetizer for dinner? We had Beanbean soup (made out of Bean People drenched in Bean Broth and smothered with vegetables and spices). It tasted like heaven. Well I think. For dinner we had barbequed Bean Queen sandwiches. Then it was time for tea. We were talking about the lands. Here is how the plan went. I take the immigration land Fungitown while she takes the castle of Peach. I take the Chuckola place and she takes Boo Mansion (and I wanted that). I take Yoshi Island she takes the rest of Mush. I take the rest of Bean. We are going to take al the cheap cheaps and make them connect the two place as one. I signed she signed now all I need is Bowser.
The Next Day February 29, 2004
Dear Diary, Preparations are set. That's all I'm gonna say.
Unchosen One: I guess that was better. I am so surprised Luigi would do that!
Mom: You write the story you should know.
Unchosen One: I HATE YOU!!!
Mom: Go to sleep NOW!
Unchosen One: Yes mother.
Unchosen One: Well I'll be back.
~*~ Mario, dead who could've done this? The Hero of all time is gone forever. We have some suspects.
Suspects:
The Wario brothers
Luigi
Peach
Toad
Daisy
Yoshi
Bowser Kids and Bowser Read the next chapter: The Game Clue Mario Style
~*~