(KP doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Disney. Hey, if Kigo is the clone
of both Kim and Shego would a fusion dance of the two women make Shim?)
Identity Thief
Chapter 3
The Perfect? Plan
Shego was getting bored, she was done cleaning her collection but there hasn't been anything to keep her busy anymore. She checked her mail and spotted something out of place; a postcard from Middleton with a picture attached to it. The picture was a museum display of the hat owned by the man who founded Middleton and Upperton. Behind the postcard was a message that read as followed:
Come to the bridge under the Upperton River with this hat and you'll be richly reward, 6 digits guaranteed on the check. Be seeing you at 8 pm at the 30th Jade Orchid.
It was signed a friend but she knew that only a small ring of people knew her as the Jade Orchid and only one with that kind of money. She wanted to scowl, growl, even frown, but she couldn't help but smile. "Alright then Tsubohachi," she said aloud to herself, "you want a reunion, I'll make sure it's our last time together."
Meanwhile, back in Middleton, Ron Stoppable and Rufus were going head to head on Guilty Gear X until Rufus jumped down onto the X button and wiped out the last his owner's health. Ron crossed his arms in frustration while Rufus jumped around chirping in victory. "You know, I think you spend too much time playing this game," Ron said. Rufus only replied by giving him a playful raspberry. While Ron was wrapping the cord around the controllers, there was a knock at the front door. Since he was home alone, he raced down stairs and looked into the peep hole. "Who is it?"
Kigo, still under the guise of her teen heroine counterpart, fake smiled and waved. "It's me Ron, can you open the door?" she asked.
"Sure thing KP," he said. As he was trying to unlock the door for her, his fingers fumbled straight off the lock chain. He looked back into the peep hole to apologize for taking too long when he saw something that scared him. Ron saw Kim eyeballing a fly buzzing around her head until her tongue flew out her mouth and caught the fly in mid air like a lizard. Ron jumped back and screamed. "Ah, that's not normal!" he cried.
Kigo panicked and leaned toward the peep hole trying to look harmless. "Come on Ron," she said comfortingly. "Open the door and I'll explain everything, it's all a misunderstanding."
Ron, shaking in fear, put his eye back on the peep hole. "KP, you snagged a fly in midair with your tongue. That's just sick and wrong."
Kigo was starting to lose her cool. "Come on Ron, I'm you're best friend since we were kids, you know you can trust me." Ron was still too shaken up to unlock the door but to Kigo, that was a sign that he might be realizing who she really is. "Ron?" she asked. When Ron gave no response, Kigo lost her cool. Hey eyes turned yellow with black slit pupils and she gave a spine chilling hiss.
Ron screamed the high pitched scream he sometimes gives out when scary shit catches him off guard and falls down on his back. As he crawled backward toward the stairs, a pair of hands burst through the door and began pulling with enough strength that Ron could already hear the metal hinges straining to hold on to their proper place. Ron raced upstairs just before the door was ripped off the walls. "Rufus!" he screamed, "evil Kim on the loose!"
"You want to play hide and seek Ronnie?" Kigo asked mockingly. "Sorry, I rather play search and destroy."
Ron runs into his room and locks the door. Rufus looked up questionably at his master but Ron just turned off the game system and barricaded the door with a chair. "Be quiet Rufus, there's an evil Kim in the house and she doesn't look like she's here to invite us out for Nacos."
Kigo tore the door knob to Ron's room off and busted through when she felt a little resistance after trying to push open. There didn't seem to be anyone in the room but Kigo knew he was there. An evil grin crept to her lips when she noticed the closet door was left slightly open. "Oh Ron, it's time to come out of the closet," she said, lighting a black aura around her hands. She then proceeded to attack the closet with a barrage of bolts from her hands until the sliding door of Ron's closet was a smoking heap. As she stepped forward to examine the inside, there was a noise behind her. When she turned around, she saw Ron trying to sneak out from under the bed. "You were afraid of monsters in your closet and under your bed," she said, remembering his fears from elementary school. She increased the black glow in her hands and said, "But today you fear the bitch!"
Ron, with Rufus safely hitching a ride in his pocket, raced down the stairs only to lose his footing as one of Kigo's bolt exploded near his foot. "Shit!" he cried out as he tumbled down the stairs all the way to the ground floor. He groaned in pain as he tried to stand up only to be pinned down again by Kim's evil look-alike. "Let me go!" he demanded. His screams of anger soon turned to screams of pain as an incredible heat began to engulf his arms.
Kigo's black energy hands had burned through the sleeves of Ron's shirt and were now burning the skin of his arms. Kigo laughed as she saw Ron's face contort in pain. "I wonder how long it'll take before I can cut your arms off with just my plasma palms?" she asked with an evil grin.
During the tussle, Rufus frees himself from Ron's pocket and latched himself on Kigo's face. She reeled back, growling in rage trying to pull him off. Ron took his chance to give Kigo a quick mid-section kick and retrieved Rufus before running out the front door. He ran as fast as he could, anywhere his feet could take him as long as it's away from the evil Kim. It was around sunset when Ron's legs finally gave out and collapsed to the ground. "I don't think I can go any further Rufus," he huffed. "I guess this is the end."
He hasn't even been lying on the ground for a minute before he heard Mr. Possible's voice. "Ron, are you ok?" he asked.
Apparently Ron, through his never ending dumb luck, had ran all the way to the Possible resident and was now having his second degree arm burns by the motherly Dr. Possible. "This looks very serious Ron, what happened to you," she asked.
Ron began to sputter out uncontrollably. "Well my parents were gone, so me and Rufus were just hanging out, then Kim was at the door but it wasn't Kim, she ate a fly from midair, then I got suspicious, then something weird happened to her eyes, then she broke down my door-"
The parents Possible both stopped Ron before he could hyperventilate. "You mean Kim did this to you? What's wrong with that girl, first she mouthed off to us for no reason and now she's attacking her own friends."
Ron shook his head wildly. "No, no, it wasn't Kim, it was an evil Kim," he said, Rufus concurring with a ferocious high-pitched growl. "She made her hands glow this black light that burned my arms. That's how I know without a doubt that wasn't Kim."
The rocket scientist of the family reflected deeply and placed his hand on his chin. "That explains a lot," he said. "Our disconnected phone lines, Kim being here when she said she was going to Belgium, mouthing off to us like some delinquent, it couldn't have been our Kimmy. But where's Wade when this is all happening, isn't he always in touch with Kim?"
"Hey, we found something!" Tim declared from Kim's room. Everyone downstairs rushed up to see the twins messing around on Kim's computer. "We found something!"
The mother Possible looked upset. "Boys, you know you're not allowed to access your sister's computer after what happened last year," she lectured.
Jim Possible interjected in. "Well we heard Kim went evil so we had to take a look."
"And we found this recurring virus being uploaded into Wade's communication line," Tim rang in.
"All we have to do is press one last button and. . . Ho Cha!"
After a quick flash of static, a frustrated Wade appeared on the monitor. "Finally," he cried out. "Every time I destroyed that virus, it kept reinserting itself into my system! Before you say anything, I'm going to try to patch in the Kimmunicator and have a conference on what's been going down."
"Please and thank you," said Dr. Possible.
Soon enough, Wade's displayed was pushed aside to give room for Kim's face. The twins stepped aside as Ron took his place in her desk chair. "Wade, Ron, you don't know how relieved I am to see you two," she said with a sigh of relief.
"You're relieved?" Ron asked. "I had a run in with an evil you just now!"
Kim's face went stone cold. "Kigo, so she is in Middleton already."
Wade looked confused. "You know what's going on Kim?"
"Yeah, Professor D. turned out to be Dementor, this evil clone was his experiment to make someone with Shego's cunning and my abilities. But she went rouge and thrashed her creator and now she wants to kill her so- called 'mothers'."
Ron blinked in realization. "A Kim . . . and Shego clone? That's what tried to burn my arms off?"
"Listen, I had to use my credit card to buy a quick flight back to the states but without the right transportation, I don't know if I can get there in time."
Wade smiled confidently and went to work. "Don't worry Kim, I found you're flight and I'm setting up a ride to be waiting for you at your arrival." After he made the arrangements, his computer gave a bleep. "Uh- oh, break in at the museum. It could be our doppelganger."
Kim looked troubled but Ron spoke up. "I'll handle her KP, don't you worry."
"You will?" asked Kim, then Wade, then all the Possibles, and finally Rufus from his pocket.
Ron looked upset by their response but stayed firm. "Yeah, I will, I'll just load up on some gadgets and I'll be ready for her."
"Just please be careful Ron," Kim said with deep concern in her voice.
Meanwhile, at the museum in the room of the Founding Father of Middleton's Hat display, a figure dressed all in black, who has somehow gotten passed all the security systems, walks carefully through the arched entrance of the room, unaware of the evil observer from above. Kigo, using her reptilian side to her advantage, clings to the ceiling with her body mimicking the color and pattern of the tiles as she watches the figure enter the room. She might have lost Ron but she's been hanging on the ceiling for the better part of an hour to make sure this part of her plan goes off without a hitch. She released her grip on the ceiling, drops down behind the slender thief and wrapped her black glowing hands around its head. "All too easy," she grinned before she used all her might to rip its head from the rest of the body.
She laughed in victory but gasped in shock as sparks, not blood, flowed out the severed neck. Before she realized her mistake, she fell hard on her knees when a sudden burst of power hit the small of her back. She looked behind her to see the original article herself; Shego, decked out in her classic jumpsuit with hands burning green. "You're right," she said. "That was all too easy."
Identity Thief
Chapter 3
The Perfect? Plan
Shego was getting bored, she was done cleaning her collection but there hasn't been anything to keep her busy anymore. She checked her mail and spotted something out of place; a postcard from Middleton with a picture attached to it. The picture was a museum display of the hat owned by the man who founded Middleton and Upperton. Behind the postcard was a message that read as followed:
Come to the bridge under the Upperton River with this hat and you'll be richly reward, 6 digits guaranteed on the check. Be seeing you at 8 pm at the 30th Jade Orchid.
It was signed a friend but she knew that only a small ring of people knew her as the Jade Orchid and only one with that kind of money. She wanted to scowl, growl, even frown, but she couldn't help but smile. "Alright then Tsubohachi," she said aloud to herself, "you want a reunion, I'll make sure it's our last time together."
Meanwhile, back in Middleton, Ron Stoppable and Rufus were going head to head on Guilty Gear X until Rufus jumped down onto the X button and wiped out the last his owner's health. Ron crossed his arms in frustration while Rufus jumped around chirping in victory. "You know, I think you spend too much time playing this game," Ron said. Rufus only replied by giving him a playful raspberry. While Ron was wrapping the cord around the controllers, there was a knock at the front door. Since he was home alone, he raced down stairs and looked into the peep hole. "Who is it?"
Kigo, still under the guise of her teen heroine counterpart, fake smiled and waved. "It's me Ron, can you open the door?" she asked.
"Sure thing KP," he said. As he was trying to unlock the door for her, his fingers fumbled straight off the lock chain. He looked back into the peep hole to apologize for taking too long when he saw something that scared him. Ron saw Kim eyeballing a fly buzzing around her head until her tongue flew out her mouth and caught the fly in mid air like a lizard. Ron jumped back and screamed. "Ah, that's not normal!" he cried.
Kigo panicked and leaned toward the peep hole trying to look harmless. "Come on Ron," she said comfortingly. "Open the door and I'll explain everything, it's all a misunderstanding."
Ron, shaking in fear, put his eye back on the peep hole. "KP, you snagged a fly in midair with your tongue. That's just sick and wrong."
Kigo was starting to lose her cool. "Come on Ron, I'm you're best friend since we were kids, you know you can trust me." Ron was still too shaken up to unlock the door but to Kigo, that was a sign that he might be realizing who she really is. "Ron?" she asked. When Ron gave no response, Kigo lost her cool. Hey eyes turned yellow with black slit pupils and she gave a spine chilling hiss.
Ron screamed the high pitched scream he sometimes gives out when scary shit catches him off guard and falls down on his back. As he crawled backward toward the stairs, a pair of hands burst through the door and began pulling with enough strength that Ron could already hear the metal hinges straining to hold on to their proper place. Ron raced upstairs just before the door was ripped off the walls. "Rufus!" he screamed, "evil Kim on the loose!"
"You want to play hide and seek Ronnie?" Kigo asked mockingly. "Sorry, I rather play search and destroy."
Ron runs into his room and locks the door. Rufus looked up questionably at his master but Ron just turned off the game system and barricaded the door with a chair. "Be quiet Rufus, there's an evil Kim in the house and she doesn't look like she's here to invite us out for Nacos."
Kigo tore the door knob to Ron's room off and busted through when she felt a little resistance after trying to push open. There didn't seem to be anyone in the room but Kigo knew he was there. An evil grin crept to her lips when she noticed the closet door was left slightly open. "Oh Ron, it's time to come out of the closet," she said, lighting a black aura around her hands. She then proceeded to attack the closet with a barrage of bolts from her hands until the sliding door of Ron's closet was a smoking heap. As she stepped forward to examine the inside, there was a noise behind her. When she turned around, she saw Ron trying to sneak out from under the bed. "You were afraid of monsters in your closet and under your bed," she said, remembering his fears from elementary school. She increased the black glow in her hands and said, "But today you fear the bitch!"
Ron, with Rufus safely hitching a ride in his pocket, raced down the stairs only to lose his footing as one of Kigo's bolt exploded near his foot. "Shit!" he cried out as he tumbled down the stairs all the way to the ground floor. He groaned in pain as he tried to stand up only to be pinned down again by Kim's evil look-alike. "Let me go!" he demanded. His screams of anger soon turned to screams of pain as an incredible heat began to engulf his arms.
Kigo's black energy hands had burned through the sleeves of Ron's shirt and were now burning the skin of his arms. Kigo laughed as she saw Ron's face contort in pain. "I wonder how long it'll take before I can cut your arms off with just my plasma palms?" she asked with an evil grin.
During the tussle, Rufus frees himself from Ron's pocket and latched himself on Kigo's face. She reeled back, growling in rage trying to pull him off. Ron took his chance to give Kigo a quick mid-section kick and retrieved Rufus before running out the front door. He ran as fast as he could, anywhere his feet could take him as long as it's away from the evil Kim. It was around sunset when Ron's legs finally gave out and collapsed to the ground. "I don't think I can go any further Rufus," he huffed. "I guess this is the end."
He hasn't even been lying on the ground for a minute before he heard Mr. Possible's voice. "Ron, are you ok?" he asked.
Apparently Ron, through his never ending dumb luck, had ran all the way to the Possible resident and was now having his second degree arm burns by the motherly Dr. Possible. "This looks very serious Ron, what happened to you," she asked.
Ron began to sputter out uncontrollably. "Well my parents were gone, so me and Rufus were just hanging out, then Kim was at the door but it wasn't Kim, she ate a fly from midair, then I got suspicious, then something weird happened to her eyes, then she broke down my door-"
The parents Possible both stopped Ron before he could hyperventilate. "You mean Kim did this to you? What's wrong with that girl, first she mouthed off to us for no reason and now she's attacking her own friends."
Ron shook his head wildly. "No, no, it wasn't Kim, it was an evil Kim," he said, Rufus concurring with a ferocious high-pitched growl. "She made her hands glow this black light that burned my arms. That's how I know without a doubt that wasn't Kim."
The rocket scientist of the family reflected deeply and placed his hand on his chin. "That explains a lot," he said. "Our disconnected phone lines, Kim being here when she said she was going to Belgium, mouthing off to us like some delinquent, it couldn't have been our Kimmy. But where's Wade when this is all happening, isn't he always in touch with Kim?"
"Hey, we found something!" Tim declared from Kim's room. Everyone downstairs rushed up to see the twins messing around on Kim's computer. "We found something!"
The mother Possible looked upset. "Boys, you know you're not allowed to access your sister's computer after what happened last year," she lectured.
Jim Possible interjected in. "Well we heard Kim went evil so we had to take a look."
"And we found this recurring virus being uploaded into Wade's communication line," Tim rang in.
"All we have to do is press one last button and. . . Ho Cha!"
After a quick flash of static, a frustrated Wade appeared on the monitor. "Finally," he cried out. "Every time I destroyed that virus, it kept reinserting itself into my system! Before you say anything, I'm going to try to patch in the Kimmunicator and have a conference on what's been going down."
"Please and thank you," said Dr. Possible.
Soon enough, Wade's displayed was pushed aside to give room for Kim's face. The twins stepped aside as Ron took his place in her desk chair. "Wade, Ron, you don't know how relieved I am to see you two," she said with a sigh of relief.
"You're relieved?" Ron asked. "I had a run in with an evil you just now!"
Kim's face went stone cold. "Kigo, so she is in Middleton already."
Wade looked confused. "You know what's going on Kim?"
"Yeah, Professor D. turned out to be Dementor, this evil clone was his experiment to make someone with Shego's cunning and my abilities. But she went rouge and thrashed her creator and now she wants to kill her so- called 'mothers'."
Ron blinked in realization. "A Kim . . . and Shego clone? That's what tried to burn my arms off?"
"Listen, I had to use my credit card to buy a quick flight back to the states but without the right transportation, I don't know if I can get there in time."
Wade smiled confidently and went to work. "Don't worry Kim, I found you're flight and I'm setting up a ride to be waiting for you at your arrival." After he made the arrangements, his computer gave a bleep. "Uh- oh, break in at the museum. It could be our doppelganger."
Kim looked troubled but Ron spoke up. "I'll handle her KP, don't you worry."
"You will?" asked Kim, then Wade, then all the Possibles, and finally Rufus from his pocket.
Ron looked upset by their response but stayed firm. "Yeah, I will, I'll just load up on some gadgets and I'll be ready for her."
"Just please be careful Ron," Kim said with deep concern in her voice.
Meanwhile, at the museum in the room of the Founding Father of Middleton's Hat display, a figure dressed all in black, who has somehow gotten passed all the security systems, walks carefully through the arched entrance of the room, unaware of the evil observer from above. Kigo, using her reptilian side to her advantage, clings to the ceiling with her body mimicking the color and pattern of the tiles as she watches the figure enter the room. She might have lost Ron but she's been hanging on the ceiling for the better part of an hour to make sure this part of her plan goes off without a hitch. She released her grip on the ceiling, drops down behind the slender thief and wrapped her black glowing hands around its head. "All too easy," she grinned before she used all her might to rip its head from the rest of the body.
She laughed in victory but gasped in shock as sparks, not blood, flowed out the severed neck. Before she realized her mistake, she fell hard on her knees when a sudden burst of power hit the small of her back. She looked behind her to see the original article herself; Shego, decked out in her classic jumpsuit with hands burning green. "You're right," she said. "That was all too easy."