Chapter 1: The outtakes begins MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
I don't own any of the MGS1or2 characters even this computer!!!
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(The part where snake is getting out of the air duct saving the DARPA cheif).
Snake: (getting out of air duct then falls) Ahhhh!!!
Director: Cut!!! Get the stunt double.
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(This is where Meryl beats up the guard and takes his cloths)
Meryl: (gets out of the cell)Hyahh!
Snake: (gets out of cell then sees that Meryl is on the ground)
Director: UGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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(The part where Snake is on the Tanker holding up Olga)
Snake: Put your hands in the air!!!
Olga: You Americans are so dumb. (lifts her arms up)
Snake: Whoa!!! Don't you use deodorant!! That stench!! (looks more at her) EWWW! you don't shave either!!!
Olga: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!!( goes crying for her father)
Director: Snake I'm gonna kill you,you know that!
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(This is when Raiden has to defuse the bigbomb that is timed for)
Raiden: Found it! Now only to spray and(he farts then the bomb explodes)
Director: Well can't help it that he ate some beans before he did this.
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(This part is about when Snake goes against Raven in person)
Snake: (puts claymore down behind himself)
Raven: Snake!!(then he shoots his gun)
Snake: (runs away but trips over the claymore) Oh Crap.
Director: Ok Snake that was a good job but you know that claymore mine was set to go off right now below your feet.
Snake: Oh man......(then the mine expolded) Snake is blasting off again!!!!
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Well that is it for the funnies I hope it was good but please don't flame me it is my first time doing this.
I don't own any of the MGS1or2 characters even this computer!!!
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(The part where snake is getting out of the air duct saving the DARPA cheif).
Snake: (getting out of air duct then falls) Ahhhh!!!
Director: Cut!!! Get the stunt double.
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(This is where Meryl beats up the guard and takes his cloths)
Meryl: (gets out of the cell)Hyahh!
Snake: (gets out of cell then sees that Meryl is on the ground)
Director: UGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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(The part where Snake is on the Tanker holding up Olga)
Snake: Put your hands in the air!!!
Olga: You Americans are so dumb. (lifts her arms up)
Snake: Whoa!!! Don't you use deodorant!! That stench!! (looks more at her) EWWW! you don't shave either!!!
Olga: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!!( goes crying for her father)
Director: Snake I'm gonna kill you,you know that!
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(This is when Raiden has to defuse the bigbomb that is timed for)
Raiden: Found it! Now only to spray and(he farts then the bomb explodes)
Director: Well can't help it that he ate some beans before he did this.
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(This part is about when Snake goes against Raven in person)
Snake: (puts claymore down behind himself)
Raven: Snake!!(then he shoots his gun)
Snake: (runs away but trips over the claymore) Oh Crap.
Director: Ok Snake that was a good job but you know that claymore mine was set to go off right now below your feet.
Snake: Oh man......(then the mine expolded) Snake is blasting off again!!!!
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Well that is it for the funnies I hope it was good but please don't flame me it is my first time doing this.